Powerful American Insanity National (COMPLETE)

THE PAIN IS FINALLY OVER


THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME, IT’S CRAZY TO THINK THAT IT’S HERE

Crazy? I was crazy once.
They trapped me in BeamNG.
BeamNG with 69 cars to drive endlessly.
And 69 cars made me crazy.



Spreadsheet

look at spreadshet

  • rhaniabrrrrrrrrrr @happyfireballman - hurr durrrrr we at rhania refuse to make a good car that gives any positive emotions and it must suck complete ass at everything

  • istila @KenShiro - WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID THIS DOMINATE EVERY CAR BY MORE THAN A MINUTE AREN’T THESE CARS SUPPOSED TO SUCK

  • minion @pcmoreno - oh boy i sure do love having to hypermill this just below it’s point of usable power and deal with the shittiest brakes imaginable just to finish the race

  • notatvr @Golisopog - oi m8, i jus’ swapped this big ol v8 into the little shed project, wait what do you mean wheelspin? of course the wheels spin! it’d be impossible to move it they dinnit, innit bruv? Wilfred spun out and died just 5 minutes later in a brutal car crash.

  • dilldozer @ImKaeR - this really made a reasonable man want to do unreasonable things

  • i will bin the shit out of this @AMuteCrypt - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • end me @HelloHi - clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone clone

  • gas @KenShiro - blud done really thoughted the drag car could the turns fast grip speed high good drive :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • helpme @Microwave_of_Doom - 50% throttle in 3rd 50% throttle in 3rd 50% throttle in 3rd 50% throttle in 3rd wheelspin wheelspin wheelspin wheelspin


THE END

Well, that’s it. I have now been tortured by every single car. I’m not sure if I will ever be able to host a challenge on such a massive scale like this ever again, but it was real fun while it lasted. Every car was definetly unique in it’s own way (although every reason wasn’t a good one), and it was nice to see the all the different approaches in each build.

Thanks to everyone who submitted; yes, even the ones who submitted the god awful meme builds. I never thought I would get anywhere near the amount of interest this actually got. See you in the next one. This has truly been some of the Powerful American Insanity National (2023) of all time.

jk i have nothing planned yet lmfao xdddddd

Top 10:

  1. @KenShiro - i swear this is legal officer '00 - 27:37.705
  2. @T0M - At Leviathan RS '21 - 28:50.464
  3. @AndiD - Mara-AMM PAINagon 4.6 ST Final '20 - 29:18.461
  4. @AndiD - Mara Xenia 1.2 Ultra Tarmac Spec B '20 - 29:21.266
  5. Ctesiphon - Anzio 32R '89 - 29:31.394
  6. @T0M - AT Leviathan High Velocity '21 - 29:34.064
  7. @SheikhMansour - Hulme Centrifuge Prototype - 29:43.431
  8. Extrodius - Phenom Zute GT '00 - 29:43.658
  9. @moroza - Nordwagen Slayer R8 '82 - 29:53.803
  10. Nocturne - Helious Four BSR '20 - 29:55.232

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