Zero Expectations Racing Cup (COMPLETE)

[AMuteCrypt]

Previously, on “Crypt Trolls LS”:

@LS_Swapped_Rx-7

@AMuteCrypt - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- LS’s summary of attempting to drive my last entry.

@shibusu

like holy shit @AMuteCrypt how the fuck did you make something this painful
This car is torture. Unlike most torturous activities which are fun to some people, the master here does not go one by one. No, this thing tries to fuck you in multiple ways. Vertically, horizontally and diagonally. And more!
To make it to the finish required about 31 attempts totalling a time of about 7 hours. Most deaths are to be attributed to the stupid suspension, as was probably the intention.

- Selected quotes from the one person brave and/or stupid enough to actually do a full lap.

@LS_Swapped_Rx-7

you are the biggest masochist i have ever seen

i salute you

- Actual reaction to the previous quote

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So how do I follow this up on the previous troll? What do I do next?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NB: It’s a .zip because I can’t upload any audio file types

… What the hell was that noise?

Oh god oh fuck.

It’s back.

So, how can I torture LS today? I can’t make the last entry harder to drive, really. I can’t change that too much, I am done there. Instead… I can find another way to make it even more annoying. With a high pitched engine, a CVT and some creative engineering… I can make LS’s ears bleed.

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