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The Car Shopping Round 128 - 30 Minutes or Less

For decades, the Denka Jollie was the compact offroader of choice for those that had to go anywhere, but on a budget. While the general concept hardly changed over the years, aside from the introduction of independent front suspension and a partial monocoque design, more and more variants were added to adapt the Jollie to any possible task. These days there are 2 wheelbases, several bodystyles like the regular SUV, pickups, softtops or cab chassis and countless optional extras like raised suspension, all-terrain wheels, winches, locking differentials, snowplows or roof mounted tents available. The current engine choice consists of 2 new “Jota” - series engines, either a 1,2l inline 3 or a 2,4l V6 for the LWB models.

But what if you go for the bare minimum?

The Jollie 2Flex LDV

Based on the short wheel base, rear wheel drive chassis, the LDV (light delivery vehicle) features a unique van-style body with a split tailgate and angled C-pillar to reduce drag. For 2018, the base trim includes ESC, a reverse camera with a dash mounted screen, an anti roll bar for the front axle and additional rear indicators mounted to the c-pillar.

-turbocharged 1.2l engine with 101 hp at 5400rpm
-150nm of torque available at 2700rpm
-5 speed manual transmisson, rear wheel drive
-4,6l/100km (combined)
-955kg (empty)
-cargo volume:1050l and over 850kg of load capacity(!)
-50:50 weight distribution
-prices start at 16.800,-

One advantage over a regular subcompact is of course that a fleet of these little boxes is easily recognizable in traffic and helps advertising the business. Thanks to it’s seperate cargo compartment, the Jollie LDV can be registered as a commercial vehicle which reduces taxes significantly.
Plus, a Jollie will easily shrug off getting launched over a speed bump once or twice … per shift.


2015 GEC GK1 1.0 Delivery

A cheap and cheerful urban commuter car for two that also doubles as a miniature delivery van with over 700L of cargo capacity - what’s not to like? Capable of returning 64.0 US mpg on the combined cycle, this little thing can be yours for just $18,000 - and with a total fleet budget of $75,000, buying a quartet of these will still leave you with $3,000 for consumables, spares and maintenance. Go on, you know you want one!


Zephorus ET Cruise

An eco compact made for effeciency.

With a 0-60 done and out the way in 10 seconds thanks to the 1.2L I3 Turbo “Ant” engine, you can be at your destination in no time, with over 90mpg+ you can breathe easy.

No, this is not in anyway shape or form minmaxed to fuck


the triangles are making me think this is a Hyundai


It actually reminds me of the original 1999 Honda Insight - I can see traces of it in the front-end design and rear wheel spats, the latter of which are meant to increase the already incredibly high fuel economy even further.

Made a car…

The 2019 Yonfi Cuzo

Coming to you with a whale-saving, tree-hugging, 900 cc three cylinder producing negligible amounts of power.
The ability to hold 472 l of pizza is a plus.
We weren’t able to sell this last year. We don’t know why, but you can get it cheap, NOW, for only 18600 nondescript money.


Prius C

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Olsson 1100 Squall


Saab C30 :smiley: That really looks nice.

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Miku Galaxy Design 1.0 - €24.900


Here we have 3 cars for sale, each returned as part of a lease. They each have 35,000 miles and are in excellent condition, with a full service history and no problems at all. These are excellent for a cheap to run commuter car, with top notch safety, amazing driveability and good fuel economy and speed with its Ecotronic 7 speed DCT. The steering has been tuned for the city, making sure you can drive easily through tight bends and roundabouts.

There’s more! The Miku Galaxy is an amazingly practical car with storage everywhere and seats that fold completely flat for a smooth cargo bay. If you want even more space, you can even remove the seats to gain access to even more storage. It is also packed with technology, with wireless Android Auto and Apple CarPlay for the ultimate safety and comfort when driving.

We accept 0% interest finance and we have a Miku Approved Used warranty for 3 years or 80,000km, whichever comes first. All cars have been cleaned and sanitised.

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Bermag Nano
by Ryan93

More Pizzacarporn

Thanks for the awesome pictures @MGR '99


2017 Rossa Motors - Fennec


Small, efficient, stylish.
Premium drivability and premium comfort doesn’t necessarily mean premium prices.

Test drive the 2017 Fennec Today
At your nearest Rossa Motors dealer.


2019 Legion Pimento




A basic B-segment supermini that’s received a fresh facelift for the 2019 model year. The new base powertrain is a tax friendly and efficient 799cc turbocharged 3 cylinder paired with the now-standard 6 speed manual transmission.



With around 24 hours left to deadline:
Here is the list of people whomst submiited:

@Sky-High (Pog the mad lad did it again and submiited)

People who have ads but havent sent in anything:



We hear all the time that people wish car brands would make a modern version of old, simple cars, so we made one, taking inspiration from a certain italian hatchback.

This is the commercial trim, with rear seats removed, flattened trunk, and a more rugged interior, for those small businesses that need something more than a scooter, but can’t justify a van. Perfect for in-city deliveries and transport of goods.

MSRP of 18.700$, available in several colors. Average fuel economy of 3.1L/100km.


International Collaboration

2019 RCN Hunt 15

Reconcilation Motors Hunt 15 specs and images

The European market variant of the American RCN Hunt. A basic B-segment hatchback with an economical EDM SNB engine. The model submitted is the base version with one important option selected.


2019 RCN Hunt 15

Front-engine, front-wheel-drive, 5-passenger, 3-door hatchback
Turbocharged and intercooled DOHC 12-valve I3, ALSI block and head, direct fuel injection, 90 AKI
1.5L, 92 cu in, 1500 cc
147 hp @ 6400 rpm
137.4 lb-ft @ 3700 rpm
6-speed automatic with manual shifting mode
Suspension (F/R): MacPherson strut/torsion bar
Brakes (F/R): 9.4-in vented disc/8.1-in solid disc
Tires: 195/55R-16 89V (137 mph speed limiter)
Wheelbase: 98 in
Length: 159.1 in
Width: 70.5 in
Height: N/A
Passenger volume: 94 cu ft with rear seats up
Trunk volume: 19 cu ft with rear seats up
Curb weight: 2713.3 lb
Zero to 62 mph: 8.82 sec
50 to 75 mph: 5.88 sec
Standing ¼-mile: 16.50 sec
Standing 1 km: 29.70 sec
Braking, 62–0 mph: 120.4 ft
Roadholding, 66-ft-dia skidpad: 0.968 g
Roadholding, 656-ft-dia skidpad: 0.953 g
Combined: 60.8 US mpg



2015 Arco Cince

What could be better for pizza delivery cars than a genuine Italian smol boi?

Here’s the 2015 Arco Cince (pronounced cheen che), a fun little retro modern city coupe that can nimbly navigate the streets of Berlin with ease. And with a premium interior that’s mostly a soft worsted wool and pass through to the trunk, there’s 400+ liters of space to keep pizzas nice and warm in. These little city cars (that also surprisingly score in the Light Delivery market segment) are sure to be quite useful for Giovanni, since at $18,500 a pop he can get 4 of them for his budget and use the $1500 he has left over to feed them for a good long while, since they get an average of 49.7 mpg.

Time to import a little piece of Italy into Berlin! X3

Comes in cherry, cream, and pistachio as well.

(another fun fact: the Cince is short enough that it can drive underneath most semi trailers. Peak maneuverability right there. X3)


For Sale :
2019 GMD Pixxo type V
mileage : 24,000-32,000 km
Price : $22,037
service history : complete service history

’ selling 2019 GMD Pixxo type V ( sub-mid range model ), have equipment level a bit lower than the mid range model but same exterior, also have cheaper price since it have a bigger devaluation value, still is very good as a city runabout and quite economical with its 130BHP 3 cyl 1.0 turbo Engine ’

we have a lot of stocks on our dealership, many colours, mileage and grade available

Sun Woo Used Car Service
call us for more info at : xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx


SHCAC (Second Hand Car Advice Company) proposes you this solution for your problem!

MAHG Iota '20

Small, agile and economical, this yoghurt pot will deliver satisfaction to your bank account (18 700$, 3.2l/100km), your customer (small enough to park everywhere) and the driver (turbo power and nice infotainment).

A place where you won’t find it often!

Interested? We have 4 cars in stock with different colours and possibility to wrap them to your tastes!!

Der Anhultz Puck. Sparsamkeit in Perfektion.

(The Anhultz Puck. Perfection in Economy)

Abbildung zeigt Sonderausstaattung gegen Mehrpreis. Kraftstoffverbrauch kombiniert 2,5-6 L/100km.

(Picture shows optional extras at additional charge. Fuel consumption 2,5-6 L/100km)

numbers in itlaic are yet to be determined and verified in-game and thus may be subject to change.