“Have you heard? That guy Billy-Joe just won lottery!”
“I have read it in the news, yeah.”
“I wonder what he’ll do with that sort of money. Probably buy beers and guns.”
“Hmm… Actually, I think this could be a great opportunity for us.”
“How?”
“You know that stupid silver A99 van sitting in the lot for half a year? God damn manufacturer sending in motor with idiotic specification. I think we propose it to Billy-Joe.”
“Oh yeah? You think he would buy into it?”
“Why not? It’s perfect for him. I will probably convince him to buy it to transport whatever cheap booze he might be making or something.”
Introducing Carnegie A99 Van. Back to the 60’s again, eh?
Carnegie has been on a roll with hillbillies recently. They make cars that is so masculine the driver could grow body hairs just by looking at them. But all the 800hp coupe and sedan and the V8 police interceptor or all the NASCAR victories won’t do them good if they cannot make cheap, reliable transport. They have a compact “Axe”, but that’s not really selling all that well, what with being stupid Italian car having the name of a beloved 1960’s small V8 machine.
Now they’re trying again, however. And it seems that they can hark back to the 1960’s a lot more convincingly with this one. It’s the A99 Van. That’s right. The cab-over compact van of the 1960’s is here again today in 2017. It might still be cab-over, but the styling is completely in 2017.
It’s available with plethora of options, they say there’s nearly 150,000 combinations available for the customers. With engine ranging from Turbocharged 1.4 Italian Motor to 7.0 litre 800hp V8, and various intermediate choices. That and many other options.
It should be extremely practical. It should also be cheap to run and maintain. With technologies that are well known and easy to work with. It’s a proper workman’s van after all. But if you optioned it out carefully, you might get something a little bit more special.
The example depicted above is an A99 Luxury with standard V8, that’s 318cui making about 302hp, lean tuned for emission and economy. The “Luxury” tag is no joke. The interior is lined with the same leather and electronic gubbins as those in the finest German cars. The quality is quite amazing for a work van. The infotainment system is one of the greatest we’ve ever seen in a car. Features might not be too extreme, but they’re very easy to use and is of extremely high quality as well. The base van is quite neat, but then it’s also come with a few options that showcase what’s available for the A99.
It has what they call the “ZS29” Off-Road Package. Which means this van comes with 6 speed automatic instead of 8, but the ratio is set for off-roading and is a lot tougher. It also comes with raised suspension, knobbly big tires, and also locking differential with massive lever sticking out of the dashboard, moving it feels like shoveling coal into steam train, very manly. It also has the Prestige Interior Package. With greatest Connolly leather, the same with those use in top range British luxury car. And also all the Crash Avoidance system you could ever need, the best on the market today.
You might not have all the van you want, but you could have everything you want in just a van. 2017 Carnegie A99.