CSC 35 Results Round 1
Somewhere in the UK in an revovated firehouse.
In the otherwise rather colorful decorated Eurotuner office, many of the writers sit in the very muted meeting room. The head journalist fixes his baseball cap and thanks the word.
“Alright lads, we got a lotta mail this year. I know we would like to meet everybody of this people, but frankly i aint gonna pay the gas for that. So today we’re here to see who we are gonna visit in the first place. Time to open some mail”
“All right first we got @donutsnail’s Beran Certa”
“What are you all thinking about this?”
“Looks alright. Nice color and livery”
“Ye. Bodykit aint that shabby too.”
“They deffo upgrated from the base car fo sho.”
“Yeah. But is ‘Good enough’ good enough for us?”
With that the Certa was placed in the “No Visit” bin.
(A neat design. Donutsail did get the concept, but get outclassed by other entries. A more complex base car would have probally helped)
“Aight. Next we have a Baxo by @Fletchyboy100”
“Ah neat i see those little shitters always at Tesco”
“Yeah. Again a very neat build.”
“Very sporty with that bodykit and that low bumpers”
“Almost looks like sporty trim”
“That’s the problem though innit? Its missing that oomph”
With that it was decided to not give the Baxo a visit.
(Very nice little build, but missing a lot of uniqueness in comparission with the other cars. Also i doubt those mirros will be able to do their job)
“Lets keep’em comin. A 2003 Cailloux Z16 by @HybridTronny”
“Daily commuter no more”
“Oh yeah. That boi got some gains”
“It might have a bit of smooth face syndrom, but i kinda wanna see how they did it”
“Sure, ya can have this Marvin”
With that the Z16 was filled for a photoshoot.
“Here we have an IP Florette from @Knugcab”
“…”
“She ain’t a looker is she”
“No not really. And that vent on the side probally took months to carve in”
“What’s in the next letter”
The Florette was rejected.
(Very questionable design of the base car which translates badly into the tuned version.)
"Up next: A Courageux 3 from @mart1n2005 "
“Damn Rev Limiter Magazine…”
“Didn’t you work for them Davis?”
“There is a reason i don’t anymore…”
“Can we talk about the car?”
“Ah right. Yeah looks like a competent build”
“It is very high up innit? And that front splitter isnt really adding much”
“Do we still wanna check it out netherless?”
The Courageux was filed for a photoshoot.
“Now lads we have something spicy. A Cacadia Hariken from @thecarlover”
“Aint that the car from The Agile And The Angry?”
“Oh sheit it is”
“I ALWAYS wanted to drive one of these. I vote yes”
“Can we really let a replica on the front cover?”
“I mean, if it is any good? Yes”
The Hariken get sheduled for a photoshoot
“Okay Okay enough talk about the movie. We have work to do. Look at this Shromet Mystic from @DoctorNarfy”
“I like that color. Really pops.”
“Ye and the livery is helping”
“It looks a bit like money ran out when he started to change the back”
“I still wanna see that paint in real life though”
The Shromet was sheduled for a photoshoot
“Alright. Here is a Tanaka Azalea from @Aaron.W”
“Aaaah Tanaka. Love their 80’s stuff”
“oh its one of the newer ones. fine”
“Hey thats neat.”
“Is it on the level of the other cars we seen?”
“Yeeeah it will be fine”
“The stickers are a bit there, just to be there isnt it”
“Lets give’em a call netherless”
The Tanaka was sheduled for a photoshoot
“This one is from @ACoolCrab with their Olsson”
“Thats an Olsson? Kinda didnt see it at first without the grill haha”
“That bodykit is also not really giving me the kick. I almost thing the stock one would have been better”
“Those flames are also not adding to it”
The Olsson will not get a shoot.
(The best thing of this design are probally the headlights and hood. Anything else is removing more character from the design than adding to it)
“Here we have a Gujarat Altis from @BannedByAndroid”
“Yeah looks nice”
“And?”
“And what. Thats all there is. Its kinda the same deal as the Baxo. Yeah its nice and everything. But thats where it stops”
The Altis will not be invited to a photoshoot.
(Same as the Baxo. A real nice and clean look. But in comparision to others too subtle)
“Time for a Astura by @Executive”
“Jeeeeeez that HIFI in that back. You can probally smash out windows with that.”
“We really need to take a look at that.”
“But what about the rest of the car? Isnt the bodykit and such a bit… simple?”
“Maybe. But i think our readers will love a HIFI Special with this”
The Astura was sheduled for a photoshoot.
“Next we have a… Wiiipffst”
“Wyst”
“Eh yeah sure, by @george_m997”
“Mhhh. Reminds me more of a racecar for BRC or something”
“With neons?”
“I guess?”
“Not really what we are looking for”
The Wyst is not getting a photoshoot.
(While being a neat design, its way to racetrack focused. A more 2010+ look than 2000-2010)
“We have a Daesan Idol from @Keikyun here”
“Looks like Xtreme Works was faster than us”
“Its still looks baller though”
"Yah. The color is mint. "
“And the kit this is running is also just great.”
“Not quite sure about the radioactive taillights and the big 290 hp sticker on the back. But we neeeed this”
The Daesan gets sheduled for a photoshoot.
“Here we have a Batz Bangkok from the @Ludvig and the SUPERSNABB garage”
“What”
The Bangkok was not sheduled for a photoshop.
(A mixmatch of … everthing? There is no theme, nothing connects to anything. Everything is there because)
“After… that. We have a 1995 Shimutshibu Pace by @Marcus_gt500”
“Jeez fuck.”
“What even?”
“Are these letters like… real?”
“I hope not”
The Shimutshibu was not sheduled for a shoot.
(A weird clustertruck of fixtures which have nothing to do with the base car)
“Next we have a letter from @Maxbombe and their… Citroen BX? Dafuq is that”
“Hahaha. I have no idea what it is but i wanna see that.”
“Looks like the french do some crazy shit over there, i am in”
The BX gets a photoshoot
“Next letter from @OME with a Jarvi?”
“What is that?”
“A softtop offroader with a V12”
“Okay and”
“Thats it”
“Forward that to Rev Limit Magazin or so. Not our market here”
The Jarvi will not get a photoshoot
(Wrong theme, yeet)
“I guess i could do that. Here is a Caelus from @Reizei”
“Looks neat”
“Neat enough?”
"mhhhhHHHhhh. If i can point at the pic and go ‘It needs somethere there’ probally not. Its missing some other colors or livery or something "
“Also weird they did the grill delete, but kept the stock lights”
“Put it in the ‘Readers rides’ section”
The Caelus will not get a photoshoot
(A simple case of ‘Needs more oomph’ otherwise good execution)
“Now we have a Alba Solaris from @TheLapTopX20”
“Oh god it good suns in the bumper”
“It does look okay though”
“Yeah but okay is not enough here. That side and bonnet are a major no”
The Solaris will not get a photoshoot.
(Good ideas and a good start. But has some questionable design choises)
“Follow up is @unid and their Zyeodae Atom”
“Oh hey that quite co… are those eyelashes?”
“And a wood roofrack?”
“If you only look at the front bumper, side and rear, its quite good”
“Do i have to remind you that we are judging the whole car?”
The Atom will not be send to a photoshoot.
(Sometimes small thinks can destroy a complete design. Here the eyelashes and roofrack. Without them this could have been a competitor)
“Next letter. @Xepy and a Kuma AN. Hey i had one of those once.”
“Until you drove it into a dirch and rolled it”
“Ha Ha Gav very funny thank you”
“Fuck. Yes”
“That two tone and livery are sooo awesome”
“And it also has some big speakers in there haha”
“I think we can close if we dont get that infront of our camara”
The Kuma gets a photoshoot.
“Okay weeee go a… a Innis Remingtion from @yangx2. I have to see this myself”
“Oh boi. Someone wants to be a Rapper”
“Haha it certainly is something diffrent”
“What is this? Gangster Style? HipHop Style?”
“I dont know, but i want to”
The Innis gets a photoshoot
“Next one is from @Dorifto_Dorito and a … ACA Checalier? Who is modding these barges?”
“Looks interresting”
“Could be something new”
“Its a real contender to the Innis there”
“Lets check it out then”
“Not quite sure to be honest. Its kinda comflicted between japanese tuning and street racing.”
The ACA will not receive a photoshoot.
(Another good idea. But the Innis did it frankly better.)
“Next one: A Sandatsu Maestro from @Halfa”
“uuuuuh That livery quite pops.”
“Yeah and the bodykit fits really nicely”
“I think we got something here. I’ll write it on the list”
Sandatsu is sheduled for a photoshoot.
“Now we got a Farox Savance from @On3CherryShake here”
“I take it”
“Oh cool it has that new japanese cartoon style thingy”
“HA might be worth a little extra just to explain that”
The Farox will get a photoshoot.
“Okay almost done. Now we have a Mostima MX160 by @z2bbgr”
“Another quick shopping car. I like it”
“Might be a nice competitor to the z16”
“uuuuuh that article could almost write itself”
The MX160 will be sheduled for a photoshoot.
“Okay guys. It’s 2 am time for the last entry: @HighOctaneLove and their Bogliq Bazooka Sport”
“What”
“They made these in 85?”
“What is a Deoxide?”
The Bogliq is not getting a photoshoot.
(There was an attempt, i think i need to say more. You know yourself whats up)
“Aight lads. Thats all. Time to get to work”
And with that the first binning is through. Congrats to @HybridTronny @mart1n2005 @thecarlover @DoctorNarfy @Aaron.W @Executive @Keikyun @Maxbombe @Xepy @yangx2 @Halfa @On3CherryShake @z2bbgr for not getting the 
