“These last three look quite promising,” said Rhys, taking one of the remaining packets off the top of the stack, “I’m surprised two of them went for beige on a car aimed at college students though.”
“Hey I like beige,” retorted Clara, “It can look quite good and almost sporty in the right shades. See.” She points at the picture of the Crios SE in her hand, “like this.”
“I guess you’re right, but wow is this thing a lot to take in,” Chris chimed in, “I could almost make technical sketches off of what they’ve given us. And it has decent stats, but I’m worried about the price they’ve put it at. $25k feels a bit low don’t you guys think?”
“I think I’ve found why it’s so cheap,” the CEO answered, “They decided to go with completely cast internals and barely made them in stress tolerances. Yet they decided to spend money on a sport interior, but not on making sure their quirky i5 wouldn’t have stress issues after a while.”
“Talk about missed opportunities, and…oh no…I’ve just realized something horrible,” Rhys said before dashing off to go get something.
“What’s up with him?” Clara asked.
“He probably just found something with the design that doesn’t sit well with him and is off to go get some art supplies to correct it,” Chris replied, shaking her head.
“Well you’re half right there Chris,” Rhys said as he plunked himself back down at the table, “I did find a couple things that disturbed me about the design that I knew I had seen just recently. Look at this. This is what Mercury just released not too long ago.” Rhys pulled the rear three quarters view of the Crios in front of everyone at the table, and then slapped down a similar angle picture of a 1984 Mercury Cougar.
“That roof shape is almost identical!,” Clara exclaimed.
“And it’s horrible the way it just cuts off,” agreed Chris, “Thank you for pointing that out Rhys.”
“I also can’t figure out what these latches by the rear quarter window are for,” Rhys mused, “Given how interestingly the rest of the car is designed I can only assume it’s not something good.”
“I guess that’s another one for the no pile then,” the CEO said, placing his packet on the slowly growing pile.
“Agreed,” the rest said in unison and did the same.
(The Crios SE is a very intricately made car, has good overall stats and is almost what the team at Midlands is looking for from an engineering standpoint, minus the all cast internals on the engine that are 100 rpm away from starting to have stress issues. Unfortunately, design wise you inadvertently walked into one of my most hated trends in body shape that happened in the '80s: the swoopy smooth front that abruptly cuts short vertically at the rear of the cabin, as most easily seen in the aforementioned '84 Mercury Cougar. From your mood board I can see that this shaping is intentional, given the inclusion of what looks like a knock off '80s Buick Riviera and a Monte Carlo in your mood board. You couldn’t have known that this styling choice would’ve made me react this way, but overall there were a bunch of questionable design choices that made it not fit in so well with the Midlands design language, most notably the use of the full midlands name across the rear light bar and the rounded bottoms of the pop ups. The Crios is a very nicely made car and I can see the amount of effort that went into some the details, but it doesn’t hit the mark of what Midlands is seeking design wise. Good job though.)
@azkaalfafa Midlands Hermes S
“Well here’s the other beige entry, though I would say it’s a bit more on the cream side of things,” Clara said, picking up the packet for the Hermes S, “ooh the name sounds nice and lux too. 'Ermes S. I wonder if we could get a special edition trim collaboration deal with them so we could sell this in an even more upscale market.”
“It’s Hermes Clara, named after the messenger god,” Rhys replied," but I see your point. This design is wonderful and feels very much like a direction we could work on going with for styling in the future. I would’ve liked to see it on a slightly longer body, but it’s still sleek and premium none the less."
“It better be premium, since the projected price is $35k, all of their allotted budget,” Chris chimed in, “at least they seem to have put it to good use though, going for some very premium interior options. And look at that, they actually understand how to set up tyres on a rear engined car. No 40+ mm staggering here.”
“I hate to burst your bubble there Chris,” the CEO said looking at the Hermes’s engineering specs, “but they’ve opted to go for a heavy AWD system, so they were already at an advantage in tyre width due to the understeer than can cause. And it looks like they didn’t account for that extra weight in their engine specs though. It’s the slowest we’ve seen so far.”
“That is a shame,” Clara sighed, “I really like this design. It has some good Midlands dna in it. I think something got messed up in their interior views though. They’ve left almost no headroom and the bottoms of the seats are halfway up the doors.”
Chris smiled, “That does seem like a weird oversight, let’s put it aside and look at the last one. Hopefully it isn’t as underpowered.”
(I really like how the Hermes S is set up. It takes some design ques from past Midlands models, has a quite reasonable tyre set up, and has competitive automation stats with a wonderful amount of mpg. The perceived interior quality is the best out of the full lineup. It falls a bit short in two key areas however. It is the slowest of all the entries, despite having some of the thickest tyres and a strong AWD system that should’ve allowed the Hermes to have decent acceleration despite having only 130 hp. It is also the most expensive entry, which makes sense due to said AWD and the kinda questionable choices in quality distribution. Instead of going for things like power steering you just increased driver aids quality, which like many of your other choices, didn’t add much to your build’s stats. You’re very lucky that the overall design caught my attention as much as it did, though I have no clue why you placed the seats so high. You could’ve placed them at a normal height and told me to turn off the chassis. Still, I quite like the car overall.)
@kaybee and
@66mazda Midlands Peitho
“I guess we just have this one left,” said Clara, reaching for the last packet that wasn’t already in one of the piles on the table, “Hopefully it can make a good impression on us.”
The entire table went silent as they flipped through the packets for the Peitho. They were all shocked and impressed at what they saw.
“This might just be the one,” Rhys said, finally breaking their stunned silence, “They absolutely nailed our design language. Just look at how aggressive yet elegant it looks.”
“And the performance figures read like I’m looking at a new 911, not a 4 seat grand tourer like this is set up to be,” Chris said incredulously, “Looks like they got there in a weird way though for some of it. They were definitely trying to keep costs down.”
“This almost feels too good for the market we’re aiming at,” Clara gasped, “it totally beats out the Hermes in everything except for fuel economy and comfort.”
“The lack of comfort is understandable,” Chris replied, “Their interior specs aren’t quite up to what the Hermes has, and they probably miscalculated the amount of heat shielding that their engine needed, especially since it sits so close to the rear seats.”
“As much as it pains me to say this,” the CEO said reluctantly, “but those two lads from America have made quite a great design. Youthful, aggressive, and not super expensive either.”
“It’s not without it’s flaws though,” Clara stated, “And the Hermes also has it’s fair share of good points too. Why don’t we take a vote to decide between the two?”
“That seems a bit redundant, but we might as well” sighs Rhys. They all picked up their packets for the Hermes S and the Peitho.
“We’ll close our eyes, and on the count of 3 put the packet of the car we’ve picked on the table and then open them,” Clara directed,"1…2…3!"There was the slap of four packets on the table as they all cast their votes.
“Just as I expected,” smirked Rhys, “I might as well get started getting this beast production ready.”
(The Peithos is almost exactly what I was hoping for in terms of external design. Nothing about it belies the fact that it’s rear engined, it looks like it would fit in well with similar Midlands stablemates, and it has plenty of drivebility and performance to keep the it relevant for years to come. It does have some engineering choices that bother me a little bit, primarily the choice to go SOHC even though DOHC isn’t that much more expensive, the low tyre profile and a bit high ride height, as well as a lot of tyre stagger. The biggest head scratch though in terms of engineering is why it uses the variant capacity siders to drop it from a 3.5L to a 3L instead of just doing a 3L and have the benefits of a smaller engine in terms of weight distribution. Still, the overall package of the Peitho and its phenomenal visual design were enough to put it in first place.)
Final Standings
1st: @kaybee and @66mazda
2nd: @azkaalfafa
3rd: @Riley
4th: @Arn38fr
5th: @rbiemer
I’m sorry I took longer than I said I would to get these results up. I forgot just how long writing can take. I had fun hosting this round though and hopefully you all had fun building cars for it. I look forward to seeing what the next round holds.