Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend

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[size=200]NSFW-ish!!![/size]

Alright so I got inspired by something I saw on the internet… I personally think this one was really good:

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[size=150]She might be ugly, but she is dependable[/size] I just really LOL’d
What can you come up with? Officially opened! Gimme your best!

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That I have one. (Or three for that matter!)

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I don’t have a girlfriend but can i say what i can’t do with crush?

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Hop right in guys she fits 4

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::facepalm::

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Probably also that I spent all morning trying to get sparks to come out of her. That’s not something you should try with people… >.>

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I love to go shopping for her! :wink:

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I love it when she growls!

aaaand

I’m really happy with her weight, it’s just over a tonne.

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  • She squeals every time I go for 2nd
  • She’s big, but wears it well
  • Sometimes, I swear she’s not firing on all cylinders
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She has a rather stiff gear stick
She has a rather big boot (Or trunk)

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I had to park my old dependable one, just getting too run down, but I just picked up a much newer one.

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She leaks fluids.

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She loves to whine

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She has rather hard suspension
She has a high RON

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She does what i want.
She’s very economical.
She likes the low revs.
She has 4 cylinders (not 2!)
She takes me from 0-100 in less than 10 seconds.

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She’s got a long stroke

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Might wanna put NSFW in the title :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yup, we better do so.

She’s quite a guzzler. :smiley:

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She has forced induction.

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She’s Naturally Aspirated