Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend

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I can hide a body in her trunk…

42

Her heart has Variable valve timing

43

I’m going to give her Direct Injection

44

She’s slow

45

Somehow, she’s always stuffed…

46

Gave her a twin screw bolt on last night.

47

It’s always so hot inside of her.

48

She shines when she’s waxed

49

I like the smell of her exhaust…
Oookay, that was weird.

50

Duuude, you just crossed the limit.

51

Well…
She crossed the red line limit, and her engine exploded

… actually no, that one’s rubbish, ignore it. :unamused:

52

Her heart beats up to 7000 times a minute but she doesn’t need a doctor.

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Well, better would be “I crossed her limit and she blew on me”, but that’s something you CAN say about both your car and girlfriend

54

I like to cross limits… :stuck_out_tongue:

I’d say “Elle m’a fait le coup de la panne.”, meaning the car has broken down.
That’s a very frenchy expression meaning I’m the passenger and he/she faked the car failing, so that [size=50]you know, we’re all alone, trapped in this car for the night, so…[/size] :smiley:

55

I just love to rub those ‘‘headlights’’.

56

Wax on, wax off.

57

Loves Meth

58

I only have to use my right foot to make her roar

59

I think I broke her clutch

60

I shut her down