why did I get told to go play Dino Rex when that notif popped up lmao
Subliminal messaging c:
2003 SVP Bearclaw 6.0 GT
Aesthetically inspired by the original 1965 Bearclaw, but packed with just enough modern technology to stay relevant, this 21st-century pony car packs all the Ruthless Aggression any enthusiast would need for the road and the track, all for just $37,600.
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ARLINGTON ARCHPRINCE ASC-300
What happens when youâre a car company that wants to market in Australia but doesnât have an old unibody platform to rival the Falcons and Commodores of the world? Well, you just convert your reasonable priced ladder-frame fleet car to RHD and add bling to it.
What happens when the rivals to your Australianized, retro-styled taxi cab get special performance editions powerful engines? Well, you parry with your own. Slap a big 24-valve 5.7-liter in it and chill out, buttercup.
Yep, you read the first two gag paragraphs right. The Archprince ASC-300 (Arlington Super Cars - 300 kW) is a full-size body-on-frame sedan with sporty independent suspension and a 5.7-liter V8 that produces 400 hp, exclusively sold in Australia. Even paired with Arlingtonâs painfully boomer 5-speed slushbox, this car still manages a 5.6-second sprint to 60 mph and a scary 167mph top speed, which is on par with full-on sports cars from a decade ago.
Aside from being a frightening performer, the ASC-400 is comfortable, roomy, and- despite lightening - still pretty darn safe. And what better âprotagonist/rival carâ could a cop show have than the worldâs most explosive police cruiser?
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Yeah, but whatâs the 0-100 (being metric since 1966 and all that)?
And âlitreâ, and Km/h
Well, grab yourself a calculator and figure it out 
Too hard. Weâre a bit laid back down here.
The 0-100 isâŚ
drum roll
5.6 seconds, just like the 0-60 mph
If 0-60 is 5.6, 100km is probably 5.9
Iâm just stirring
Oh Iâm well aware lol. Though since the game is âAustralianâ, the actual case is probably that 0-100 is 5.6 and 0-60 is like 5.4 or whatever 
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(A bit less than) 1 day left!
Since the last post, Iâve gotten cars from:
@Lanson
@mart1n2005
@Texaslav
And Iâm still waiting on @Knugcabâs .car.
IVERA Imperium RS
MY2005 Description
Since 1997, the IVERA Imperium has been the top of the range luxury sedan of IVERA Motors. Itâs been offered with a large variety of engines, various luxury features and creature comforts, with several different engine options available. However, the RS model offers top of the line performance and acceleration capability.
Itâs equipped with a 6 speed manual transmission, and a aluminum alloy 5.0-liter V8 with all forged internals, cranking out 403 horsepower and boasts a 5.3 second 0-60 time. Itâs stately design is meant to emulate the designs of 1960s and 70s luxury cars, even coming with a prominent grille and hood ornament. Plus, the Imperium name dates back to an early 60s prototype car of which only 75 were made.
As a testament to IVERA RS cars, the Imperium is no different to other cars in the RS lineup, it sees several luxury features down graded to save weight, lighter sports seats and lowered suspension for better handling. All the chrome except for wheel accenting has been darkened, to give a more aggressive look. Everything combined to make a powerful performance vehicle, a Swedish made one at that.
So, do you dare to take the reigns and hit the road?
IVERA Motors, Innovation at Every Corner.
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The 2002 Warbler Skyliner.
Harken back to the âgood old daysâ with this 1930s- inspired muscle truck. Does it remind you of your first car? Maybe the car your granpappy drove? If so, perfect! We canât wait to sell you one of these! With a removable hardtop, RWD and 300hp of naturally aspirated, pushrod V8, youâll be in a ditch by the time you exit the dealer lot. But hey, at least youâre smiling! Perfect for sunny days and long cruises through dull suburban neighborhoods. With this carâs comfy âpremiumâ interior and CD radio perfect for playing those worn cassettes youâve been hoarding, this car will be perfect for sitting in, reminiscing on all the stupid things you did as a young, careless teenager, and even better for pointing at when chiding your children (when they come to visit once every few years) about how they didnât pull themselves up by their bootstraps well enough. They really should learn to stop spending all their money on avocado toast and learn the value of hard work, donât you think?
Specs
Drivetrain:
5.4L naturally aspirated OHV V8 making 300hp, mated to a 5 speed slushbox, perfect for cruising. It might weigh more than the anvil your grandfather used for blacksmithing, but it packs a punch!
Chassis:
We needed to undercut our competitorsâ prices (and line our wallets) somehow, so we used a traditional ladder frame, but with modern rustproofing! Any âtrueâ truck should have a ladder frame anyways. Even if the bed barely fits anything, will never be used and is mostly for show, like with this one.
Safety:
âWe grew up in cars with no stupid seatbelts and none of those gosh-darn modern safety features! We survived, why bother now?â Youâre in your 60s now. You donât want to smash your brain into the windshield when you drive this into a median on your way to the retirement home, do you? The grandkids would never forgive you. That would never do, so we put in driver and passenger airbags, plus ABS.
Features:
4-speaker stereo AM/FM radio with CD and cassette player
Color-keyed leatherette/cloth seats with power adjustment
A/C
Halogen headlights
Sunglass holder
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Just letting you know about this ^
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I know about it, though I appreciate that you mentioned that in case I hadnât caught it. The game considers removable hardtops convertibles. 
now that is sneaky
Sure itâs a little cheeky, but tbh I believe itâs still within the spirit of the rules. Itâs a classic RWD muscle car in a different outfit, really. Itâs still meant to look sporty and cool in that retro way. The bedâs pretty much useless and the ride height is quite low. The reviews will determine itsâ fate, howeverâŚ
No, I am sneaky⌠sim
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Swanson 437SC
How is it retro again? Well itâs been around since the 80s (technically the coupe wasnât launched until 1992) and has a whiff of white powder to it. Real nerds can probably find design elements from 50 years ago, but anyone can appreciate a low beltline and lots of glass, camera crew included.
Is it cool? Depends, letâs see what the telly fellas think.
Anyway â-37â means big 6 opposed piston energy with a 12.9s 1/4mile. (I forgor the loudness part)
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Since the last post, Iâve gotten cars from:
@TheYugo45GV
@Knugcab
@HelloHi
@Ludvig
Expect results soon!
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