True , when i was young my mom lied to me that it’s a chicken chick , after finishing the frog porridge my mom than told me the truth and i was like “ok”
and now i often eat frog porridge for supper.
TNP has won lottery before.
False, still poor and always will be poor
TNP is depressed
do you really have to remind me that?
sigh
true. i’m trying to forget that and do something actually productive here… don’t bring me down
TNP ahve a method to lift them up when they’re down.
Yep, depends on the down, whether one wants to get down or System of a Down.
Also @CadillacDave don’t worry, you’re doing yourself a favour by not winning the lottery. 1/3 of multimillion dollar jackpot winners get broke blowing all their money on hookers and cocaine, the next 1/3 get sued by family members and debtors and the last 1/3 get dead by homicide.
TNP keeps it real.
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2 legit 2 quit
TNP is all that
I’m what’s it right now. Isn’tit.
TNP loves t’ Yorkshire accent
Oh yes sooo sexy only trumped by irish accents
TNP jas a thing for pale skin red hair and green eyes…regardless of sex
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tralse. when done right, it’s great, but it’s all dependent on the person
TNP has a eclectic taste in people
Women: Auburn breast length hair, pale skin, blue or Brown eyes
Men: Blonde or black undercut, no preference to skin, no preference to eyes.
TNP is picky with men and/or women
False, I’ll take anyone at this point ;-;
TNP is also #foreveralone
False.
TNP is pissed off.
False im happy asf
TNP thinks Unkle Adams - 90’s song is good
Ok that was pretty clever. 7/10.
TNP likes The Cure
Tralse some is really cool but i just couldn’t get into them.
TNP is a cowboy and on a steel horse they ride
false, but am wanted dead or alive
TNP gives love a bad name
My ex may agree with that
TNP didnt start the fire it was always burning while the world keeps turning
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, something something, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenburgs, H-Bomb, something something, Pan-something, Brando, The King and I, and The Catcher In The Rye, Eisenhower, Vaccine, England’s got a queen, Something something, Liberace, something SOMETHING
WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE
(no kidding I did that from memory be proud of me mum)
TNP know’s that Life’s A Riot with Spy vs Spy
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uuuuhhhhhhhhh ok
TNP ok
i guess
TNP will read through the list of vehicles newer than 25 years that are eligible for US importation
(i did btw)
Nothing of note except the RS Cosworth and R33 GTR
TNP is tempted by the fruit of another.
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