Sooooooooo true
TNP has boring stuff for lunch
Nah M8. I always keep it interesting. Cheese, Ham, Salad and Salsa wrap one day, Tuna Mayo and Sweetcorn toastie the next, Soup on another day.
TNP is amazed at the scale on which Pewdiepie has been lynched for his “comments” over recent days
Not at all. Very Fake News outlets seems to be keen on ruining every last bit of their credibility.
TNP has seen the new Huayra roadster.
<size=small>yes
TNP has seen the new Ferrari 812
False
TNP doesn’t keep up with cars
Tralse. I usually pay attention during car show periods more than anything else.
It’s sunny for the first time in ages wherever TNP is
It’s always sunny in Philly 
(I’m actually in Pittsburgh)
TNP thinks 4 legs good, 2 legs bad.
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“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
TNP is a George Orwell fan
False
TNP isn’t much of a reader
Tralse. I read tons of articles on technology, various fields of science (usually meteorology), and on history (typically corresponding with major developments in technology. I just read articles and watched videos on the history of tanks).
TNP is interested in vehicles other than cars.
False. I find bikes cool but really not my thing.
TNP shitposts ironically
wat
TNP is irony
nupe
TNP is a Weeaboo or a furry
I am a furry. I need a new Fursona…
TNP is also a furry
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No thanks.
TNP believes in frogs.
Of course. Esoteric Kekism is the rave these days.
TNP gets digits.
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True.
TNP 77777777.
False
TNP is a letter
Y.
TNP has a cold 
False
TNP feels bad for this poor, very overloaded engine
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