False, I am a duck
TNP hates all ducks
False. Ducks are amazing! 
TNP is gonna give the new Top Gear a chance
True!
TNP will do the same.
True, is it still on bbc, was the old one even there? I forgot
TNP can answer my question
True.
It was on BBC. (And I don’t get all the hate for the upcoming Top Gear I’ve see on the interwebs. It’s a new show with new presenters and it hasn’t even aired yet. Plus we’re still getting Grand Tour with the trio later this year. Sounds like a win win to me.)
TNP has written a song.
And will share it with us.
True. I’ve written many songs, in fact.
I haven’t recorded the vast majority of them will the lyrics do? And what would you like to see? I cover a lot of topics…
(Good lord partiario, you can kill a thread like that LOL)
TNP is tone deaf.
True, simply true
TNP is idiot deaf
Nope, shit’s shortened my life expectancy to <65years
TNP is dead yet
False, at least I think I’m still alive
TNP is owned by the coca cola company
False, I am not a slave
TNP thinks we should buy this slave and set him free
False. ROT IN THE DUNGEONS OF THE COCA-COLA FRANCHISE… Oops. That wasn’t supposed to get out.
TNP is afraid for the future.
False, only the people it it
TNP is watching John Oliver (and if you don’t look him up!)
False, I don’t get HBO.
TNP doesn’t like to adult.
true, it’s so much work with not enough fun, and i ain’t even an adult yet and im already complaining
TNP has an otter box case
False, I don’t even know what that is
TNP has seen the new Dev update
Wathcing Now.
TNP is done with what ever they’re doing
True Early day today
TNP is STOKED with the new dev update
k.
TNP is 
True, whenever I sign up for competitions.
Unless I’m 
instead.
TNP dislikes doctors.