True or False: Forum game

Sillyducky · 14 November 2016 11:48

False, Fahrzeug AG if the one true company

TNP will accuse me if copying names

cpufreak101 · 14 November 2016 11:52

False

TNP is watching the news

ramthecowy · 14 November 2016 12:07

False, news makes me feel suicidal

TNP is a factorial

Deskyx · 14 November 2016 13:40

!

TNP framed roger rabbit

DeusExMackia · 14 November 2016 13:47

Maybe I did. Maybe I didn’t.

TNP is amazed at the complexity of the human race.

ramthecowy · 14 November 2016 15:20

to the point where I can’t wait for the end of the world

(yes, I’m pretty sadistic)

TNP’s tallbone hurts
mine does and it hurts bad why do you do this to me, my love, ice-skating?

strop:

How do I say this without going overboard or ostracising you for using the phrase in a tongue in cheek manner… even as a straight guy if one thinks about it, I just want to point out the absurdity every time some keyboard warrior or douche college frat boy (not you, Ram), says they want ‘pussy’. It’s the most basic form of this thing feminists like to call ‘objectification’, i.e. the reduction of a person to a part. What’s the problem with that? Well, the most basic part is that it involves a disconnect from reality. Imagine… would you be attracted to the pussy if it were just the pussy without the girl? What if the pussy were attached to a man (a.k.a. cuntboy) instead? Would that make you kind of gay if you were into that?

Perhaps the answer lies in the growing popularity of fleshlights. After all that’s as close as you can get to synthetic pussy with nothing attached. I wonder what your average guy thinks as he’s choking his chicken between those silicon folds “oh yeah goddamn I wanna be with you forever my one and only fleshlight” Maybe that’s enough, but then why don’t we have any songs about how awesome my fleshlight is, when there’s so many about how beautiful the girl is… and their curves. And their ass. Ok so all those songs are just as bad at objectifying women but I digress

Then of course there’s the fleshlights that are all about that anal. But users of that are definitely maybe gay, I mean, isn’t that technically what anal’s about?

Whoa there, horsey! I was literally using “lives for the pussy” as an imitation of the very douche college frat boy you speak of. In any case, it should be pretty obvious that sexual attraction/arousal doesn’t stem from genitalia themselves (as much as erotic fanfiction tells you otherwise )… if it isn’t then it’s a reminder of weird humanity has gotten. Reproduction and carnal lust are literal basics of nature that exist in all creatures but once humans who have some sense of concious and conscience start attaching sexual value to things like animals, silicon toys and little children then, at least for me, we’re getting into seriously weird territory.

koolkei · 14 November 2016 15:36

false… i need to do more physical stuff though

and ram, what is it with you and lolicons…?

TNP has a slit eye

ramthecowy · 14 November 2016 15:37

False

IMHO the shit’s fekkin nasty and despicable

TNP is magical

Deskyx · 14 November 2016 16:00

Lolis are magical

However REMINDER

TNP will heed the warning.

cpufreak101 · 14 November 2016 16:13

True, very much true

TNP is cute but thinks they’re ugly

ramthecowy · 14 November 2016 16:13

False, fugly, and think I’m fugly

TNP is like freshly ground coffee

BailsMackenzie · 14 November 2016 16:15

True, I taste good when placed in boiling water.

TNP is confused about something.

koolkei · 14 November 2016 16:47

uhhh tralse… my dick is getting a confused boner right now does that count?

TNP have looked up for porn only to laugh at said porn and then stopped their “me time” midway, because it was too funny and they can’t get back in the mood

TheRoadrunner · 14 November 2016 16:49

False, but this comes to mind:

TNP thinks that is weird (Yes it’s from porn apparently).

ramthecowy · 14 November 2016 16:55

false, already seen it, just funny

TNP is a lemon

cpufreak101 · 14 November 2016 17:22

How the hell did we get here?

TNP will change subject

TheRoadrunner · 14 November 2016 17:24

False.

TNP lives in a country that wants to / has banned porn.

ramthecowy · 14 November 2016 17:48

False

TNP had to clear their eyes to make sure this thread went where it went

vmo · 14 November 2016 19:37

IDK.

But I need to call to Consuela to clean my eyes xD

TNP had a Cosmo 20b

Hshan · 14 November 2016 19:58

False as hell. I didn’t have any car yet, not even speaking of so rare and so awesome car.

TNP likes PCs more than laptops.