False as hell. I didn’t have any car yet, not even speaking of so rare and so awesome car.
TNP likes PCs more than laptops.
True.
I hate the non-customizable things.
TNP it features a Trump hair.
Thankfully not
TNP is a good actor
False, and never will
TNP has a supra
False don’t like it
TNP would like a BMW 1M (I 
it!)
I don’t pay much attention to it but I do think it’s nice.
TNP can recommend a steam game to me that is under $40 CAD
True. Just specify the type 
TNP built a turbocharged I3 in Automation.
Not out yet, unless there is a beta…
TNP can inform me
True. It was possible for a short time in one of the first open betas with the light campaign.
TNP has driven a car with more than 200hp.
False, I have been a passenger in one but have never driven one myself
TNP has watched the Office and will tell me if I should watch it
British or American?
TNP will recommend a show to me
After looking it up, hell yeah!
TNP will now go get prime just for that
False, poooooooor AF
TNP is too
True, spending all my money on my car, I’m leeching Prime off me mum
TNP is using someone else’s prime
True, moms
TNP has their own place
@Sillyducky Yeah, though it’s only a room in some university dorms. I guess that counts?
TNP knows that level of drunkedness where you can feel the time between your brain thinking something and your body actually doing something
Just to continue this conversation (because who doesn’t like beating a dead horse, no pun intended whatsoever @strop totally mmmkay), I went to secondary school (aka education between 11 and 18) in an all-boys place and as result grew up with quite a distorted world view about women, sexuality etc. It’s only really in the past two years that I’ve actually been able to explore what this all means (not wanting to give you my life story, btw), but there came a point where someone would say ‘pussy’ or whatnot, usually in quite a derogatory way, and I’d just cringe.
I honestly cannot believe how some girls put up with guys when guy culture can be so goddamn disgusting. I’m 99% confident that all of the guys on this forum are - as my mum would put it - “decent blokes” (i.e. you’re able to control you sexual desires and realise that women are there for a lot more than just getting your rocks off), and as a result I’m sure that whenever we see some guy being a douche, whether it be some bastard grinding on someone at a club, someone shouting “ooh you homo” at two guys drinking together (I had that happen to me once with my best friend/bromance, didn’t even know how to respond. We were literally just having beers at the pub and some utter arsehats shouted “what are you guys gay or something? no homo man ahahahahha” at us. Like what do you do in that situation?), or some pricks wolf-whistling at some woman just minding her own business, you get a slight feeling of “how the hell has mankind developed to a point where this even happens?!” (or equivalent).
Sometimes I genuinley feel like apologising to my girl-friends (female friends, you get what I mean) for some of the utter dogsh*te they put up with. I’m certainly not saying that women have to deal with more problems than men (feminism, egalitarism etc, let’s not take that discussion any further), but the male gender has seemingly developed certain ways of managing to act like total, complete and utter bastards. I’m not gonna deny, getting it on is a lot of fun. But for gods sake, how hard can it be to respect a woman for who she is and how hard can it be to see women as more than just what they have between their legs?
There’s my take on the matter 
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false, dont have to be drunk to do it
TNP is a shitty meme lord
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Fist, never memed
TNP is meme free
False. I meme with my mates all the time on Discord.
TNP uses Discord.