False. Never played any Burnout games…
TNP likes using in-ear headphones
At least with FWD there is always some weight over the driven wheels.
False, in-ear headphones tend to be tinny and any attempts at making high end ones is just a poor substitute.
Also the fact that I’ve seen crystal quartz in-ear headphones explode due to feedback issues.
TNP has a zit on their butt.
False, luckily it’s hidden by hair.
TNP is TNP.
False, I am THIS poster!
(lol that’s freaky, I actually strongly considered that exact same line for my turn, but decided to go with something a bit more concrete and disgusting.)
On the subject of crotchly hygiene and health…
TNP grooms their downstairs.
False 
TNP can’t grow facial hair
I can, but its unusually thin, both in thickness and density. What I lack in facial hair I compensate with dense german forests below the equator.
TNP has hair on his dick.
Wow, trust you to go there huh?
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
False. Any hair that grows on the shaft is a stray and must be destroyed. I mean, can you imagine just how uncomfortable it would be when you put tab A in slot B or any other slot for that matter???
TNP thinks manliness is overrated.
Only people who don’t have it think its overrated.
TNP is into “Yugoslav war propaganda music and Chill”
False, never heard it.
TNP is compensating.
False, more like Super Douchey 
TNP prefers 4 lug wheels.
Fuck you and your weight reduction, wheels need to survive jumps, 6 lugs is minimum.
TNP is LH fanboy
False, way more of a quattro fanboy
TNP can not find the wild German that appeared
Wildgerman used Splash. It’s super effective! Sillyducky fainted! Wildgerman gains 12EP! Wildgerman is evolving!
(evolution happens…)
Wildgerman evolved into Mussolinis Alfa Romeo!
TNP is bruv.
Not quite. I grew up where that term came from - South London (or rather SAATH LAANDAAN MAAAATTE) - but moved to much less ‘urban’ Tonbridge in Kent (which is awfully middle class, don’t you know (!) and hence am no longer a bruv.
TNP has been to that part of YouTube…
… the Bollywood part.
False, I only watch stuff that turns up in my sub box
TNP drives a German car
False
TNP drives a rare car every day
True, Volkswagen TDI, so rare they are no longer sold!
TNP thinks I am a dumbass
Tralse. No clue.
TNP is having trouble thinking of something to use.