True! 
TNP wants to drive a LMP1 car.
false, i can barely handle my momâs Chevy Malibu at 50
TNP is also a new driver
True, have only had my full license for a month and have only been driving my car for about a week now
TNP likes cake
Yes. Too much.
TNP is a slave to butterscotch icing in a cake
Sounds Good!
TNP is LE
False, the hood ornament clearly shows I could afford the LX package.
TNP knows what KITT stands for.
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True. Knight Industries Two Thousand.
TNP would spray paint over every speed camera in their area if given the opportunity to get away with it.
false, itâs needed for some of the assholes on the road
TNP got the crew for free on xbox one
false, i got neither of those.
TNP just took a dump a few hours ago.
NopâŚ
TNP is a âConsole Pesantâ over a âPC Godâ
true, cuz iâm a poor ass bitch
TNP wants an electric car other than a Tesla
False. where i am from no issue a little bit different in places like the UK but
TNP has spent more than $200 on a bottle of alcohol (myself personally a $1200 bottle of Jack Daniels Frank Sinatra select)
False, never on a single article of alcohol. Stuff I get gifted however⌠thatâs another matter.
The most expensive alcohol related thing I ever did was my last ever bar crawl, and even then I didnât pay much because our local trainwreck joined the party late and insisted that I do things at âhis paceâ for the rest of the night, which is to say, hard and fast until one gets cut off and possibly thrown out of bar. When I suggested to him that perhaps he could take it easy to avoid a repeat of the last time, he told me to shut the fuck up and if I wasnât going to drink up then he would also take care of the ordering, which meant shouting my drinks for the rest of the night. When he became dissatisfied at my lack of assertiveness at the bar (every bar in Melbourne on a Saturday night is packed to the rafters), he told me to step aside, then tipped the bartender a fifty (note that in Australia it is not customary to tip in bars), ensuring that the moment he turned up to the bar he got served first no questions asked.
That night I drank a greater variety and quantity of alcohol than I normally would in 5 years. I purged the contents of that night in an almighty offering to the Great Porcelain God, but not the memories. My trainwreck friend, true to form, ignored our advice to go straight home as we threw him into the taxi. Next morning, we get these frantic Facebook messages along the lines of:
guys wtf happened last night
all i remember is heading to the city with a grand in my pocket
now iâm sitting in a gutter in Altona with no cash and a fifty dollar casino chip in my pocket
dude, whereâs my car
TNP has done something they really regret while under the influence of a substance
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True, there is nothing like aimlessly walking around Amsterdam after some space cake, best and worst birthday ever!
TNP hates missing out on challenges because they are too busy
false. i did used to feel that way, but now iâm selective as to which competition i enter.
TNP knows that the default windows 7 calculator could do all sort of conversion shizzle.
Never tried it and now I want to.
TNP was gutted at Toyotaâs finish at Le Mans this year 
True⌠They really deserved that winâŚ
TNP is happy about the Ford GT winning the GTE Pro class at Le Mans.
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I am not american so no.
TNP wanted Corvette to win GTE Pro