False.
TNP went to the beach
False.
TNP went to the beach
False. No beaches near where I live.
TNP needs new tires.
False
TNP is currently on a boat
False.
TNP has been on a plane recently.
Sadly not, though I do live close to an airport
TNP is planningâŚsomething
False, never heard of him
TNP wants to kill people who knock your wing mirrors off
False, that has never happened to me. Though I would probably maim them if it did.
TNP sees five lights.
false. that is that?
TNP have tried shisha before.
false
TNP has a setup for calling scammers
False, when they come it is so much fun to troll them in every way possible. They are also so stupidly dumb.
Example from my life:
Scammer âYour Windows is brokenâ
Me âI donât use Windowsâ
Scammer âOhh⌠Your Mac is brokenâ
Me âI donât use a Macâ
Scammer âDo you have an computer then?â
Me âSo you canât tell if I have a computer but you are telling me that is is brokenâ
(Notice the scammer used Caller ID and write it down)
Me âHave a nice day! By the way, I use Linux (I really do)â
Scammer âhangs upâ
TNP has had a similar experience
DOCTORS HATE ME!
TNP eats an apple a day
-Clickbait intensifies-
TNP is Ghastly.
EDIT: Ninjaâd, but still makes sense.
False, I just evolved into Haunter.
TNP also just evolved
False. I am weakâŚ
TNP likes to watch iRacing livestreams on youtube.
False, I do like to watch highlights though
TNP doesnt have a pot to piss in
Umm⌠A toilet? I have 2
TNP thinks backup crappers are smart and every home should have them