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TNP 404
You wanna do one? If not, use mine: when told I am Asian, TNP will underestimate my height
error, TNP not found
TNP wants to tell cowy to remember the TNP’s
I do them so often i feel like I’m drowning out others… anyone got one?
Well, at least you said height and not pe-
-shot-
TNP has small feet.
false, size 11 
TNP agrees that Strop is probably hot
Refraining from answering this because I am definitely going to be biased one way of the other
Isn’t that really subjective? 
Yeah. Life’s unfair like that. He’s got skill, intelligence and is probably hot.
But he is mean
TNP has eaten real mango
I have. Actual mango. Consumed by me. Really.
TNP loves dried mango
MANGO!
TNP is a book.
True. I read too much and can read too fast to be human. Must therefore be a book.
TNP likes the sound of this dirty Aussie V8
god thats so fucking good
True. The belt-driven intake manifold makes it sound even better, too.
TNP also likes the sound of a supercharger.
Oh yes. same goes for those special fin turbochargers that also whine. I forgot what they were called, please do remind me.
TNP cannot do 15 incline push ups without a break. (
I’m challenging you)
False, I cannot be arsed to even do one
TNP also cannot be arsed
True. I’m lazy but not weak. Also, not strong.
TNP thinks the V12 in the Murcielago is the best sound V12 ever produced
False, I think Aston Martin V12s sound better.
TNP has read a book that was written over a hundred years ago within the last month.
False. Mine’s an ancient Microsoft keyboard.
TNP only uses USB devices.
False. my speakers use an analog audio port, and my monitor is HDMI
TNP knows what i look like IRL