Yes, and you are a Westfälische Rinderwurst.
TNP doesn’t use windows 10
Westfälische Rinderwurst is a type of German sausage known as a Grützwurst and is made from beef, beef dripping, vegetables, pearl barley or groats and butter. This Westphalian speciality is served hot, heated in water or roasted.
Yes. Thank you for reminding me that I’m hungry. Now I’m hungry.
TNP ne comprends pas qu’est-ce que je dire.
AHHHH! FRENCH
TNP is from a land far, far away
Absolutely true, I was finishing some notes for journal club today and went to bed at 4, at about 2 I was starving but had some several year old nuts in my jar smashed some of those down and was golden.
EDIT: shiiit why is vri always sniping meeeeee. Given vri and I live quite close I say false.
Also @ramthecowy you’re the mean one calling me mean 
I cry now
P.s. I do my push-ups in sets of 50 
TNP has one of those inflatable yoga balls.
True, should be obvious which
TNP thinks i… you know what… no. make your own TNP, this one was too much for this forum
True, I am.
TNP is a team playa
Awwwww yiss inflatable e-penis contest!!!
Kind of reminds me of this https://youtu.be/-HRdYCLZMqs so much rage in the comments, it’s like the fun police suddenly all came out in force.
False.
TNP notices my new avatar. hehe
true
TNP is Vri404, strop, Speedemon, or PottoGadd
False.
TNP takes part at the BRC.
false. It’s fantastic, but I don’t have enough time to be competitive
I totally waited for the previous poster so I did’t have to answer true 
TNP feels that being told what not to do makes them want to do it even more.
Like Mugen.
Sorta.
TNP is a Big Riddim Martian.
false
TNP also wants to see just how hot Strop is
cheezus Christ, should I take my shirt off or something??? 
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(@strop, I’d do a teaser for them if I was you,
)
TNP has no idea what’s going on .
True, who the heck started this Strop is probably hot business anyway???
Let me just get my pump on…
TNP isn’t 100% heterosexual.
mhm.
TNP is sandbox
False, I’m attack helicopter
@strop me
TNP thinks I’m just too lonely and I’m starting to lose it as a result