Yeah true haha. Didn’t you live in a shady area? Are there any kind of indoor community things to do?
TNP has tried meal replacement supplements. (Holy shit this one just gave me massive diarrhea)
no way.
TNP has Divine Shield
what the frickety frack is divine shield
TNP is obsessed with all dials, timers and sliders to always be set on even numbers
2009, I think.
TNP is a monsta
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TNP likes cows
cowy will stare at you until you say yes
YAS. Especially Highland Cows and Texas Longhorn.
TNP has witnessed the total lack of intelligence possessed by Sheep.
I live where they exist in more numbers than the human population. By god they are stupid.
TNP knows the population of NZ WITHOUT GOOGLE
False but guessing at least a 1/3 lives in Australia
TNP lives in their neighboring country
Who’s neighboring country? The country next to my home country?
False, more of a paranormal activity kind of person
TNP is an all day breakfast
false, kinda wish i had one tho
@strop yeah, drugs are still pretty common, and no, my town is so cash strapped most events like that were cancelled long ago
TNP also knows what it’s like to like in a small, cash-strapped town
False. I have pretty much lived in towns with populations over 300k people my whole life. Soon, I will move to a small place (45,000 people) but it is far from cash-strapped. I have spend a week in a place like that. Don’t know what it’s like to live there.
TNP has eaten so many Skittles that your tongue has gone totally numb
true, I used to eat skittles by the packetful. First the fruit ones (
[rainbow]TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER[/rainbow]), then moved onto the sour ones ([rainbow]TASTE THE SOUR RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER[/rainbow]). No wonder I was slightly chubs by the time I left high school. But god they were so goooood. I’m drooling now just remembering them.
Nowadays I eat junk food like… three times a year.
TNP eats junk food less than once a month.
I doubt you would approve of all the junk I eat. 
TNP is subscribed to Matthew Santoro.
I wasn’t subbed but I am now.
One word: 60fps
True, of course there’s Fanta here, where do you think I live, Mozambique?
TNP has a tattoo
False, I don’t have a car. I do have close to 30 cars in Gran Turismo with inlines.
TNP finds girls that wear oversized sweaters cute