false, never had a console in my life. well not my nuclear family, but i borrowed my uncle’s a bunch.
and no, that’s no lemons, that’s like a lime instead. what i meant was… my pc died… again… after only a few days… FUCKING POS
TNP watched/re-watched anime from before 2006 recently
Oh, wait, I see. Nah, @koolkei I wasn’t referring to the XBox 360’s notorious hardware failure… I was referring to your anus feeling like it’s on fire when you shit out undigested chilli 
Error 404: Data not found.
TNP has also received an Error 404.
True, Error:420 Dank Memes not found
TNP has also received an error 420
nope, I never tried to 420
Also wtf is this dank memes thing. Am I just getting old that I’m not keeping up with the new lingo and shit?
TNP keeps up with the joneses.
False, never heard of the Joneses. Also, dank memes.
TNP has a six pack
True. A strong core is much more than just dumb gym hype, therefore, every day is core day for me.
Unless you meant a six pack of beer, in which case, false, since I don’t drink beer by the pack.
TNP sits in a chair for more than six hours a day.
true, i has no life
TNP Knows the year FORTRAN IV came out
false. i do know that they are old. but i’m not sure about the exact year, neither am i that old 
but i also do know that they are still developing it and it’s still very well alive today.
TNP is/was an Age of Empires 2 Player
Absolutely not. I consider myself knowledgeable enough to fix my messups and help most people when it comes to technology, but I ain’t at your level. It’s not that interesting to me.
Oops koolkei answered before me
I knew about the game, didn’t play.
TNP likes whalesharks
true, those things are boss.
TNP can surf
I sure as hell can’t
I can’t even ride a skateboard, how could I surf 
TNP listened to this
true, not my style, but i quite like it
TNP will be my friend
;-; I’m have so few friends I would be friends with a doorhandle, so yes
TNP hates when people keep incessantly clicking pens
Tralse, only if they click it three times and leave it, that sort of ruins my day.
TNP understands what I’m talking about.
TNP has watched the movie this is from.
False, must’ve missed that one.
TNP has confessed to a girl before.
false, to a guy tho
TNP doesn’t know that i exist
True, who the hell wrote that last post? (obviously joking)
TNP can go through all gears moving forwards without hitting the gas pedal. (automatics need not apply)
True… If I’m already pointing downhill and it’s allowed to hold the clutch in so I don’t stall the poor thing.
TNP wishes their car had more power.
