True, unfortunately.
TNP has had to put up with someone who farted in their car (or, for those who don’t have their own car, someone who farted in the car you were riding in).
True, but I didn’t mind, plus, I had far worse flatulence, so really it was the other person putting up with me 
TNP has had sinusitis
Doesn’t sound fun.
TNP is a Party.
false, never get invited to any, so how could i be one?
@strop well hey, in the grannd scheme of things, the Forum’s rather small, so everyone becomes like family after a while, and also, i don’t mind basement dweller, though cowy’s prolly right, you’re way too old for me lol, though i wouldn’t care lol
TNP cannot get anybody to join on GTA5
False, I just don’t ask them to
######I’m findRED on the social club though if anyone is wondering.
TNP doesn’t care for any GTA
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true. 2broke4GTA
TNP has a stitch scar
######i don’t think age matters. there’s a couple of a couple that has age difference of more than 20 years.
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True, I have one under my chin from when I was 2 years old.
TNP is drawing something.
False but i did recently make this
TNP likes making things
True, friends, money, or just things in general lol
TNP is reading this between 12AM-1AM
True. 12:12 AM where I am.
TNP can eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting.
Tralse. i can eat up to 3 bags of it in a sitting.
TNP can hold their desires to eat the popcorn before the movie starts
True, though that may in part be because I seldom get popcorn.
TNP has disposed of an old credit card by using a torch.
False. How’d you do that? One sec… are you talking about the torches with flames?
TNP reads Doug DeMuro and finds him funny.
@strop how is it even possible to play soggy Sao while declaring "no homo?? 
Are you having me believe you’re one of those wimpy 9gag kids who are always like “im so lonely T-T im so pathetic ill never find a gf”? When have you ever heard of someone like that with a six-pack? Like, never?
A propane torch to be precise. Just hold the card by the corner with a pair of vice grips and burn away. Just be sure you’re in a well ventilated area, the thing smells vile, not to mention the fumes are most likely bad for you.
I’m not counting this towards the thread, please use the previous TNP
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True-ish, not a regular but not that irregular either. He’s mildly funny but parts of it smack of trying too hard to please the crowd. But that could just be me being judgemental.
Well, can’t say I’ve ever been like that, but…
How sure are you that I’m not totally having you on about having a six pack? 
I could have a 36 pack for all you know. I could have been lying the entire two plus years I’ve been on this forum about my job and my girlfriend and all that but okay that would be a bit of a stretch as I’m pretty sure at least five users have found my credentials floating on the internet precisely because they didn’t believe my outlandish claims and why would somebody go to such lengths, though sadly I can tell you from my forum modding days that some people would go to all kinds of lengths.
Shit dude I hear of guys giving guys fellatio and prefacing it with no-homo (endemic to jocks and frat boys), I don’t know how they do that either, but I’m pretty sure that degree of sexual activity with one who is the same sex definitely counts as homo (it’s like the reasoning that says a female can have anal and be a virgin as long as they haven’t had vaginal intercourse… there’s this hilarious take on that in the 2015 movie Dope… hell, just google “virgin anal discussion”… and you DEFINITELY want ‘discussion’ in the search terms or all you’re going to get is stupid porn… and hilarity ensues).
What can I say. Maybe they haven’t heard of the Kinsey scale. And they definitely don’t understand what bisexual means.
TNP thinks some are more equal than others.
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Really? I am a quite young student, as you prolly know by now, and I had to write a blog. I was quite influenced by Doug and a lot of my classmates as well as my teacher liked it. I like Doug, and I agree some of his pieces aren’t that hilarious but others are great.
Yeah…no.
That having anal and being virgin thing reminded me of something really funny
Yes. I remember having this random discussion with my math teacher about infinity. The thing with that is that infinity is a placeholder term for every value that exists. What if infinity is added to itself? Mathematically it is equal to itself and yet it is also greater than itself. There is a lot of madness when it comes to logic in math because, especially around the idea of infinity, “some infinities are greater than others” - bringing up all kinds of confusing loops in logic.
TNP is allergic to nuts
False I grow Peanuts and eat em straight from the ground
TNP is slightly hill billy
Yeeahhh! Love that show, very well made and very funny.
TNP likes a bit of EmptyBox
