True, I work at a petrol station and it’s quiet
TNP is a single pringle
I’m a lone wolf. Not an alpha, not even a beta wolf.
TNP can play a strange instrument
True, its called a youtube.
TNP is a cat in the cradle with a silver spoon.
false. i’m a shiba inu dog.
TNP knows that is redundant.
Shiba Inu is never redundant.
Speaking of Japan, TNP has heard of Babymetal
true. and it’s… sometimes ‘not bad’ sometimes ‘meh’
also, it’s shiba inu dog translated to english. shiba dog dog
TNP is feeling a bit itchy
True. So many mosquitoes around at the moment and I keep getting bitten by them while I’m asleep. And God they itch…
TNP is a regular gym goer
Not at all, never stepped inside a gym. I work out mostly at home and school 
TNP suffers from acute FOMO and nomophobia
Yes, I have witnessed your memes.
TNP is always dehydrated
true, i really gotta up my water intake
TNP is not Strop
True.
TNP is a figure of my imagination.
I am a figure of somebody else’s lack of condom
TNP is what he/she eats
True. If only there were another way to recognize community members that can’t be changed every five minutes.
TNP is a kush converter.
true, convert it to smoke
TNP is younger than 88
Most certainly.
Nästa personen gillar pepparkakor
I mean, Tralse.
TNP has been playing older games (pre-ps3/x360 era) lately.
tralse, TTD, RCT2, but the Open Source Remakes