True or False: Forum game

Shit dude, I can’t even answer T/F because I don’t know whether you were following what Bob said or defying it. Therefore, I have no more certainty as to your actual sex/gender :joy:

TNP wishes they were born a different sex.

Also, false.

TNP is SMOrc

false.

TNP is on a vacation

True!

And on my vacation, I am filling out job applications and studying.

Well I am now anyway, now that my holiday trip is done, though I was still studying on that holiday trip…

TNP has caused a hole in a wall before.

True. Friend’s house, bumped into the bathroom door, put a hole in the wall with the doorknob. His dad ‘fixed’ it with duct tape.

TNP knows you can’t have enough duct tape.

DUCT TAPE OP

TNP has heard of Black Tiger Sex Machine.

Not until now I haven’t. So that’s what’s been happening with electro.

TNP has dislocated a joint (of their own) before.

I have not done so to myself but my mother dislocated my elbow trying to catch me once as a baby.

TNP wishes they could go back and be a baby and have it easy, not give a shit about anything. Just eat, sleep, poop, repeat.

Shit dude, you had it rough. Well, it was literally “eat, poo, sleep, repeat” for me until I was about 4 and then play and read was wadded to it. Guess I was fortunate, I can see a lot of people might not want to live their last.

No, I don’t know Jon Drinks Water. Will soon.

TNP reads old comic strips (Garfield, Peanuts, Blondie, etc)

false.

TNP is The Wolf Mother.

No, I am the Mother of Dragons, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains, you get the picture…

TNP saw Michael Phelps win gold in the 200m Butterfly last night

No, I like to Dodge the haters

TNP thinks EA are the worst fuckers in the gaming business

Nah. Gameloft and Zynga at it’s peak are just as scummy IMO.

TNP likes Z cars over GT-Rs

Uh-huh. The R35 was a fave of mine when new… but it’s diminished in my eyes. Yes, I like Z cars more now.

TNP is sad that the Genesis Coupe got axed

True, it was under appreciated and would’ve been welcome to come to England

TNP likes the new ultimate cheeseburger Doritos

Nop. Just moved to mainland EU and everything ('specially junk food) is cheap as fucc so I’m just going to stay away from that area altogether.

TNP is a fan of avocado

No, I like avocado.

TNP thinks health freaks that do diets should be stoned and p!ssed on