The lord knows that that stuff is gross.
TNP canât do energy drinks
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Never played it. Screw it.
TNP is getting pissed off at me that I havenât played any vidgames that arenât TF2 or GT4
What the fuck was I thinking when I clicked that
TNP will give me a random suggestion for a band I should listen to
WRLD
TNP is made by design.
Edit: snippd.
False
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wow double sniped
false.
but i am still gonna recommend this
a local noodle from my place. but it has made it into at least the top 10 of any noodle reviewer you might easily find on google. it might actually be the best instant noodle in the world
(and i could buy it everyday for pennies. yay)
TNP has at least heard of this ^that noodle before
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false, only one i recognize is bacon
TNP is confused
True, but I am easily confused
TNP has heard of a âfog banditâ, if not then google it because I just set one off at work 
True, Iâd bury a bottle of scotch 100 years in the past, then dig it up in the present. Not to mention the potential for gains while gambling.
TNP is the result of a predestination paradox.
False, I reject the premise of the free-will/predestiny dichotomy in its entirety. It helps that I favour a Dennett-esque view of consciousness, although my understanding of it is so rudimentary and condensed that Dennett would probably clip me on the head if I tried to explain.
TNP has thought about the Searleâs Chinese Box argument.
Would you care to enlighten a simpleton?
TNP is knows of Glacier (Oh gawd, theyâre guude)
There are two bands named Glacier. Assuming youâre talking about a band, either way, regular glaciers are cool too. I love the rich blue of meltwater pools.
TNP will 
becuase polar bears are dying
false.
TNP doesnât cry because they know everything is slowly dying
