true, i ruin everything
TNP knows i just gotta suck it up and move on in life
I actually read that as “T N P K N O W S I L I K E I T U P T H E A S S” then realized that wasn’t what it said.
TNP likes it up the ass
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False. Just not my kinda thing.
TNP knows that the sexiest riff of all time is the Saxophone riff on George Michael’s “Careless Whisper”
Link pls.
TNP is a かわいい ねこ人.
偽。私はお尻を食べる。
TNPは、お尻を蹴り
eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh here’s my answer with no google translator:
wakatta arimasen…
TNP ngerti ini apa.
I don’t know what you are trying to say to me.
TNP thinks mowing over tall grass is satisfying.
False. I don’t go out into tall grass without Pokemon for my protection. I will however throw rocks at angry bulls and 5 foot killer mantises without said Pokemon.
TNP is my best friend in the world we must defend.
That sentence doesn’t even make sense, loser.
sorry, will you be my friend?
TNP will also be a freind
true, lonely 
TNP is awake.
The debate of whether we really are conscious is a raging one. For one, how do you measure it? Is there any concrete way of knowing that everything isn’t a dream? When there isn’t an external, credible confirmation, supposedly we are all alive and dead, asleep and awake at the same time.
I don’t even know what I’m saying, I’m half asleep. 
TNP is a cheapskate
No but my mom has plenty of “treasured” (read: fucking embarassing) pictures
TNP loves the smell of food when it’s grilled
True, though it sucks when I’m hungry and smelling barbeque somewhere in the neighborhood.
TNP forgives me almost forgetting to write a TNP
(FYI) The best friend in a world we must defend is a line from the Pokemon TV show intro.
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True, but only because I’ve never had to forgive you before.
TNP will answer true while thinking that they might just answer false to screw with my head.
Did someone say, peanut butter?
TNP is all aboard #DicksOutForWinston.
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False, I only use hashtags ironically and I only get my dick out for one person 
#onegina
TNP is a Twitter phobe
True. Twitter is life. I use it way too much.
TNP shares a little too much too much if their political views on social media