Lol I think you meant to say false, you sound like a Twitter-phile 
I would say… False. Even though my professional code of conduct recommends I share zero political views on social media, one could hardly fire me or even reprimand me for what I do write. And everything I write is in the interest of either World Peace or why we don’t have World Peace
TNP takes the bugs and spiders they find in their house outside instead of squishing them.
HOW HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?
i just felt unexplainable pity for them. they never did anything bad, it’s just we’re ‘digusted’ or felt ‘disturbed’ by them. it’s us, not it.
TNP needs to take care of something but is procrastinating right now.
You just described every single task of my life.
TNP has eaten dehydrated insects before
true? false? what do i say?
TNP has a HP laptop (if so, get it checked out, just yesterday some of their batteries are under recall)
False. I bought a HP item once, never again.
TNP suffered with having to use a Compaq or Packard Bell computer at some point in their lives.
nah. my ultrabook can handle most things.
jk i wish i could have a desktop 
TNP is an Apple hater
False, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
TNP prefers oranges to apples
False.
TNP is standing at the end of a balcony, getting their neighbours wi-fi, and has a dog at their feet.
False, i have my own Wifi
TNP has used dial-up this year
False, last time I saw anyone use that irl was possibly 10 years ago or so
(and it was my dad using it for his work computer before wifi was a thing)
TNP likes 1960s and 1970s American land yachts.
True, it’s hard to think what passes for Cadillacs and Lincolns today. Or an old Chrysler New Yorker.
TNP has a car with soft Corinthian leather.
Nope. Are you telling me you don’t like the current CTS-Vs and ATS-V? (I can’t tell the difference between them myself anyhow)
TNP has used Microsoft Edge
I don’t know what you do with your life.
TNP regrets what they have done with their life.
No.
TNP slept in today.
