No, but my mother was a librarian at a school. Doesn’t count.
TNP has gone drag racing IRL
True, not good when you are supposed to be keeping an eye out in a petrol station forecourt
TNP likes Fallout 4
Haven’t played it but it seems overhyped.
TNP has really veiny arms/feet/hands/legs.
w h a t t h e f u c k h a v e y o u d o n e y o u h a v e b e t r a y e d t h e a e s t h e t i c
TNP uses Tor
sometimes, i have a paranoid friend.
TNP also knows that one guy.
I am that one guy sometimes.
TNP is the one punch man
False I don’t read/watch shonen
TNP is a closet hipster
That (being a hipster) couldn’t be any further from the truth.
TNP knows that’s what a hipster would probably say.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH CATS
TNP picks Pepsi over Coca-Cola
False. Pepsi literally makes me sick.
TNP has coke sweetened with sugar, not high fructose corn syrup. (You lucky bastards.)
What’s the difference? They all taste artificially sweet. It’s just horrible to me.
TNP has tried Seitan
*not a TNP response.
I can clearly taste a difference when I get Coke imported from Mexico. (Yeah, you read that correctly.)
*not a TNP reply
I have not touched coke in two years and do not intend to do so anytime soon.
False
[off-topic I can get the Mexico coke too, just have to look around a little]
TNP is a fan of fans
I would kill to have a fan right now. It’s 32 degrees C and no wind whatsoever
TNP has played water polo
False
TNP napped for longer then they wanted