False, Irish or Australian
TNP is a ferocious koala
False, Iām a drop bear
TNP reversed into someone
Yepā¦ sometimes people donāt leave you with any other choice but to give the car behind you a little touch. 15 point turn to get out of a NY parking spot because the asshole in front shoved his SUVās bumper up against your bumper.
The next person has damaged another personās car.
True. Accidentally knocked the mirror off of my friendās truck. To be fair, it was only held on by copious amounts of duct tape, but, I did make it fall off, and it shattered when it hit the ground.
TNP has crashed a car before.
False, but I have been a passenger in car about to crash.
Italy is a great place. I recommend getting a taxi if you donāt value your life.
TNP has value for the value of value
False
TNP is fragile and/or a breakable glass product
False, high tensile steel
TNP can generate lots of torque
Sure. Just give me a big enough lever and Iāll generate plenty of torque.
TNP has lots of traction.
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False. As someone who wears leather-soled shoesā¦ traction is an issue.
The next person enjoys formal clothes.
True, but I always look stupid and dorky because Iām too skinny to pull it off well
TNP plays golf
False, well, I have done a bit of driving range and safe to say Iām not very good. Also right handed clubs for a left-handed person who is forced to learn how to play right-handed. Not great. Hence I like sports which you can learn either hand.
TNP is a lefty.
Ambidextrous.
TNP is often ambivalent
Nah, I usually tend to be quite decisive in my thoughts.
TNP is opionated
Who isnāt?
TNP fears for America in the next 4 years regardless of whoās president.
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I fear for all of humanity because the US isnāt the only one with shitty governance
TNP hates ketchup
Yes
TNP hates chilli
False. And how dare you hate the ketchup.
TNP used to eat spoonfuls of ketchup. 
I am strange.
false. i meh themā¦ itās appropriate for some food, and not other.
TNP didnāt vote today for an understandable reason
True, if I could I would have to vote Clinton just to ensure Trump doesnāt win
TNP had to do just that
false
trump = war against muslims
clinton = war on syria
pick the lesser evil
iād pick a 3rd party
TNP is getting tired of this political shitstorm
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