I don’t know how I would, but I can try!
TNP feels like they’ll be telling their grandkids the story of where they were when Donald Trump voted in the President of the USA.
True, now I actually want to move
TNP can help pack
Canada’s immigration website just crashed
TNP was a visitor
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False, although let’s all chip in and buy a rocket to mars that is capable of holding cars, also some oil refining equipment to drill for oil on mars
TNP thinks that’s a good idea
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True, I’ll bring equipment for biodiesel refinement
TNP can get me a 1 way ticket to NZ
false im poor af
TNP voted for trumo
False, I’m not a US citizen.
TNP is living in a different country to the one in which they were born.
False, but I want to right now
TNP is confused with how this happened
False. TBH I’m not confused at all, regardless of whether you consider this election by itself, part of a larger cycle of the US, or even part of the larger cycle of human history as a whole.
This author got it generally right, though of course there will be those who quibble with him on the minutiae of the representation of certain states (particularly European). Just don’t necessarily read too much into his speculation, he warns you about doing that already.
TNP will keep calm and carry on.
True
TNP knows vermin supreme should have won
True, got the popular vote
TNP wants to move on but can’t
Give it some time dude it’s been like what five hours 
Tomorrow is a new day.
TNP will sleep tonight.
Sleep is for the weak and relenting
TNP wants to eat quiche
Oui!
TNP drinks both tea and coffee daily
Non!
TNP n’aime pas parler francais!
wat
TNP can speak that language
False. I hate French.
TNP has burned themselves before.
False.
TNP sat in a supercar.
True, Audi r8 at a dealer
TNP knows that is better that a BMW i8
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Why even compare them?
TNP is tired.