False
TNP realizes we are now OVER 9000
Ahhhhhhhhh!
TNP has those balls
false, but my abs are sore as fuck
TNP doesnāt give a flying fuck about how much they fucking use the word fuck
True, Iām skinny so I have one with no required excersize
Bleh sniped: true, FUCKING A!
TNP is coke
true I make people want to ban me
TNP is outlawed in Switzerland
False, are you?
TNP is illegal in their mind
Iām illegal everywhere baby 
TNP is so good they had to become illegal
Good at what? 
TNP knows that he is illegal 17 US states. All we know isā¦
The Stig, but Chris Evans wouldāve been illegal in all 50
TNP is wewing at this lad
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who? Evans? You?
TNP is a dense madafaka like me
Iām on an absolute sniping streak today 
Wat?
TNP will make sense of that and call me dumb
I believe in English in translates as ādense mother-f*ckerā. Or ācolosal meatheadā.
TNP is triggered because @Deskyx assumed my gender and called me a āladā, a term created by the patriarchy to oppress women #offended #stuffmensay
(JK btw)
TRIGGERED
TNP is unicode
True, I only appear when the reality that I exist in is recreated in Cry Engine and the game Crysis: Moo is compiled.
TNP is an optical drive
Nah prefer burn drive on Genesect.
TNP thinks Genesect shouldnāt be Uber
Iād like to have legendary Pokemon, but not as uber lol.
TNP has a last name which is a first name as well i.e. Evans, Scott, etc.
False, my last name would be a rather peculiar first name.
TNP sucks at playing Pokemon strategically. [spoiler]I sure do.[/spoiler]