True.
TNP has never played pokémon.
False. I’ve officially never played past Gen IV but I’ve played showdown quite abit
TNP plays Showdown! and will crucify me for using Serene Grace Air Slash Togekiss. (Flinch stalled a Heatran many times, and after a Nasty Plot Scizor cannot switch in to BP safely)
False
TNP is Asian
False, white af
TNP is pale af
Nah mate I tan like no tomorrow
TNP tans af
I have two choices: Ghost White or Lobster Red. I take the option that doesn’t hurt when I try to sleep.
TNP has a similar problem.
False, I don’t get sunburned, nor tanned. My skin just gets oilier and therefore shinier when it gets hot. Probably because of all the sweating.
TNP is an albino ostrich
Non. Arctic Fox.
Tnp is pleeeb.
false
TNP has no clue what to say
?
TNP is the lost John Travolta
False
TNP is true
TNP is a gif
A gif.
TNP is B gif
False, ‘I’m not a smart man’
TNP has crashed all of their vehicles on ‘my summer car’ and have resorted to using the tractor all in an attempt to get to the shops
False, but probably would
TNP ca’nt spelt welz
False, You should see my inbox for text messages compared to sent.
TNP doesn’t use dihydrogen monoxide.
False, lol.
The next person is a fan of unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine / dinitrogen tetroxide. (Proton FTW)
Umm…
TNP will help me lose weight
(I’m at 140 pounds, I want to stay under 130)