You sneaky son of a…
TNP admires and hates those sorts of questions at the same time.
ruet.
TNP “bends the other way”
False, I will break if I bend in any direction 
TNP says “wtf” at something in this thread
false, very few things make me go WTF, politics is one.
TNP thinks all the presidential candidates suck
True but I’m not American and to be honest it really doesn’t matter.
TNP Owns a 4x4 that only drives in the city
False. FWD for da win.
TNP is proud of their R2D progress.
false. whatever it is. most probably, i have never heard of it.
TNP is NOT sick right now
What do you mean by “I have never heard of it”? Haven’t you just befriended your clone in there just now?
Also, True. Not sick right now.
TNP has Automation for more than two years.
OOOOOOHHHHH roll to dodge… derp… it’s 10:30pm right now. im sorry.
anyway. false. had it late last year.
TNP have some easily visible scar
tralse, only easily visible while shirtless
TNP had a boat show up at their house randomly before
False, that would be quite worrying for me.
TNP has a car that has less than 100hp
True. Who needs more than 68?
TNP has been rickrolled this year.
True. I can recognise it by the youtube id by that point. Nice try though.
TNP is a fan of Numberphile.
False, never heard of him/her.
TNP was dumb enough to click on rcracer11m’s link.
Tralse, I clicked it because I like this song.
TNP remembers old Automation music.
True, may it never come back 
TNP Lives in the UK
True
TNP thinks I am stupid for buying a car with no MOT
Tralse. Depends on a number of other factors. Just be careful!
TNP has just finished watching the opening round of the World Endurance Championship, aka the 6 Hours of Silverstone (and what a race!)
False, playing too much Automation
TNP thinks Automation should have a in game logo maker!