Why the hell do you keep doing it?
And then you go on to complain about people being salty towards you.
Go figure.
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here’s a few terrible ones
Not the brightest car
Ok, A Step in the right direction
Can’t pull anything.
When you fart in a smart car and blow the doors off and paint it yellow (cause that’s what you do,paint it yellow).
Is this a Delorean Smart Car
Self Explaining
Remember that smart car you farted in. It just deflated.
Fiat Multipla.
I originally thought this car was french, but I was wrong. It is still a Smart Delorean.
When you take your friends home after the Super Bowl Party.
Low Rider…Or Bad Suspension?
Oh the Pain.
How does it breathe?
Its a buggy, Its a Ferrari, Its a…I don’t know what that is.
(Gasps last breath)
I could have sworn I saw this massive image dump before…
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My condolences.
In any case let us explain to you in detail why your favourite car is not good
In the nuts by the fuel bill, but that’s about it. The thing can barely cross 6.5 seconds to 100kph, that is slow for a 300+ hp car, and that’s a new engine that does not improve on the results of the previous one. These power outputs and acceleration figures are easily reached by a chipped diesel, which will also chug 8-10 L/100km in the city.
And you’ve still had to rebuild your engine twice. ( Thanks @Microwave ) That is the level of reliability we’re talking about (Also Vanos, injectors, water pump (thank you BMW for still running plastic)) so, that takes care of this bit in my post stating “some of the least impressive engines”
I am not sure you have driven a comfortable car before. Or a sporty one. We are talking about a 7 series that can’t drive over a bump in the road without shattering your spine. Also “sportiness” XD OMG
To add to the suspension arms are aluminium which means a replacement every 40-50 thousand km or so and the greatest thing ever, it’s all sitting on a hydraulic system that has TONS of issues, starting with “bad levelling of the car” and up to “simply deflating and not going up”. The first is a problem with the control module (Like I’ve stated, great electronics), the second is an issue with the build quality of the suspension.
Now, what’s left. The interior quality. Get in your car, sit in it, then touch the radio volume dial. Now tell me it’s not made of used condoms. Now put your hands on the wheel. Push the gear button. I had a cheap PS2 wheel with a similar quality. And that wood panel? Yeah, this is not wood, it’s actually cheap painted plastic, so don’t bother. Real BMW have real wood.
Also while we’re on about interiors and ergonomics - my complaints : The seat controls are in the goddamn armrest, the gear shifter is on the column (Hello 1940’s), the gear buttons are positioned perfectly so you can push them accidentally while cornering (what was wrong with paddles); when driving straight you can not reach any of the stereo controls on the wheel. This is great ergonomics! Also the iDrive is a menu within menu within menu within menu type of deal, so to the uninitiated, there’s over 7000 options separated into 4 trees of options. Guess how easy it is to navigate.
So there, all my complaints about the 7 series e65.
You’re the first one to complain.
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Ah the bangle butt 7 series… Prime choice of the drug dealer who just made it big or the Serb who wants to like he’s mafia.
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Some say squidhead is so savage the law “survival of the fittest” doesn’t apply to him
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Nothing says try-hard wannabe rich dude than an old top of the line BMW.
Particularly the base model.
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Bad, ugly, and weird: the Alfa Romeo ARNA.
A joint venture between Alfa Romeo and Nissan. Why it could be wrong? Italian design with the Japanese reliability… but instead this, it was the opposite: Italian reliability with the (ugly? For me, it isn’t ugly as a Nissan) Nissan Cherry N12 body.
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This car is the Citroën AMI 6, and it is only ugly. It was a underpowered, but quite good car. Reliable, comfortable…
Thsi is the ugliest part of the car:
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Thank you.
i wass gonna say the AMI was a good car. in fact, most french cars of that era were pretty good all things considered.
I love the Ami 6 
It’s such a comfortable, reliable, fun little car!
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I find the front end absolutely hideous. looks like the hood was made of Play-Doh and then someone dropped a bowling ball onto it. The profile’s strange but rather inoffensive.
Nah the whole thing is hideous 
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Maybe give it this treatment:
Rear window looks similar.
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Ok, Ugliest car EVER! It is one of the most aerodynamic cars ever according to wikipedia, but still ugly.
here is the wiki page
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I would still rather be seen in that than the 2016 prius.
I never liked crossovers(granted I do like high ride heights), I never liked overly styled/nonsimply styled “offroad” vehicles, I never liked prius’(especially the newer ones), I never liked cars with styling pretending to be something they aren’t(like if a company decided to make their bland fwd car look super sporty and more full of edges and vents than a Lamborghini)… but THAT just takes the cake.
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That’s not weird, bad OR ugly! Take away the excess venting and that’ll become a stylish sports-SUV… How do I know this? Because I’ve visited Toyota’s website and seen the pics of the production car, that’s how!
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Toned down a bit, and it would look nice. I just really get hung up on the rear-end design… Why Toyota?