Yet another cool wall challenge - FINAL RESULTS OUT!

PART 9: Service costs

Clearly one of the more important stats. Henry refused to leave the work to someone else, he serviced and repaired his cars by himself. A high service cost indicated that the vehicle would be hard to wrench on. It also indicated that prices on spare parts were high, and on an older vehicle you would need them sooner or later.


Highest service costs: 1993 King Snake EDM type X ($2483.60) @Violent_Lobster
“(Sigh…)
Are the spare parts for this one made of uranium plated gold or what?
Forget it, I can’t even afford to open the hood on this thing.”


Lowest service costs: 1988 Hayaku Socan ($700.50) @Hilbert
“It might be a relatively simple vehicle, but it also means that it is easy to work on, which in turn means that service costs are low.”

Scoring round 9
  1. Hayaku Socan (10 pts)
  2. Mons Seskisiw (9.8 pts)
  3. Wells Activ (9.8 pts)
  4. Armor Tomahawk (9.7 pts)
  5. Markley Clydesdale (9.7 pts)
  6. Stockholm 830X4A (9.7 pts)
  7. Kino Imperial EL Coupé (9.5 pts)
  8. Bellerophon Lecticus (9.5 pts)
  9. Mara Kanyon (9.4 pts)
  10. Yamazaki Identité (9.2 pts)
  11. Bazard ATH6 (9.2 pts)
  12. Boulder L150 Limited (9.1 pts)
  13. Hakumai Crest Sport (8.9 pts)
  14. GAZ 3253 OC (8.5 pts)
  15. Halvson Super Harrier (8.5 pts)
  16. Arlington Archprince Touring ZS (8.3 pts)
  17. GAA Tornado Turbo (8.3 pts)
  18. Bakerfield Trans Victoria (8.1 pts)
  19. Valiant Tornado GT (7.9 pts)
  20. Akeos Soul (4.3 pts)
  21. Takahashi Soarer GT-R (1.4 pts)
  22. King Snake EDM Type X (0 pts)
Current standings
  1. Boulder L150 Limited (54.4 pts) 0 @donutsnail
  2. Armor Tomahawk (51.5 pts) 0 @GassTiresandOil
  3. Markley Clydesdale (47.2 pts) 0 @Maverick74
  4. Mara Kanyon (42.5 pts) +1 @AndiD
  5. Valiant Tornado GT (41.7 pts) -1 @mart1n2005
  6. Stockholm 830X4A (41.3 pts) +1 @Odyssey_Fan
  7. Kino Imperial EL Coupé (40.7 pts) +1 @WangMaster_420
  8. Arlington Archprince Touring ZS (40.2 pts) -2 @Texaslav
  9. Mons Seskisiw (37.6 pts) 0 @cake_ape
  10. GAZ 3253 OC (34.2 pts) +1 @BG004130
  11. Yamazaki Identité (33.9 pts) +2 @S_U_C_C_U_L_E_N_T
  12. Halvson Super Harrier (33.3 pts) 0 @lotto77
  13. Bakerfield Trans Victoria (31.4 pts) +2 @Tez
  14. GAA Tornado Turbo (29.8 pts) +2 @SoccerMaster640
  15. Bazard ATH6 (29.6 pts) +2 @Edsel
  16. Wells Activ (28.5 pts) +3 @DuceTheTruth100
  17. Hakumai Crest Sport (28.5 pts) +1 @interior
  18. Hayaku Socan (28.2 pts) +2 @Hilbert
  19. Akeos Soul (27.9 pts) -5 @Fayeding_Spray
  20. Takahashi Soarer GT-R (27.6 pts) -10 @ldub0775
  21. Bellerophon Lecticus (24 pts) 0 @BTCheetah
  22. King Snake EDM Type X (-0.8 pts) 0 @Violent_Lobster
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you mean to tell me that that hatchback is more expensive to fix than an actual fucking supercar?

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I mean, it does have absolutely chonky pistons, with that 3.0 I4 an all

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Pardon the terrible photograph, I had to make it in a rush, but I solved the Akeos Souls issues. It is a very simple solution to say the least.

Please contact Odyssey’s Vehicle Conversions for a free consultation.

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I would LOVE to see the Doug Demouro review!!

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I am almost hear what Doug DeMuro would say.

“This is a 1993 King Snake EDM TypeX, and it is the most bizarre piece of automotive engineering ever made”

Roughly a minute later:
“Big news, this King Snake is live on sale on Cars And Bids,my enthusiast car auction website.”

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Its the lifestyle of owning a lamborghini diablo with half the car and double the maintenance along with being forced to send the car to their official garages to be fixed lol.

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PART 10: Reliability

Even better than a car that is cheap and easy to repair, is a car that does not need repairs. Also, Henry sometimes does some, ehm, less sensible stuff with his cars, so it is nice if they can take some abuse without giving up.


Worst reliability: 1993 King Snake EDM type X (55) @Violent_Lobster
“So, not only does it cost you an arm and a leg to repair this thing, it also suffers from constant breakdowns. Yay. Seems like the ultimate recipe for a 15 year old car if you hate your money and wants to get rid of it as fast as possible.”


Best reliability: 1994 Mons Seskisiw (75) @cake_ape
“Rugged and simple construction means that the Mons is almost impossible to kill. Now that’s more what I am looking for.”
NOTE: The Boulder L150 Limited has a reliability score of 74.9. Rounded, it means that both the Boulder and the Mons gets 10 reliability points. Since the Mons has slightly better reliability score, it is still not a tie, even if it may appear so.

Scoring round 10
  1. Mons Seskisiw (10 pts)
  2. Boulder L150 Limited (10 pts)
  3. Armor Tomahawk (9.5 pts)
  4. Markley Clydesdale (6.8 pts)
  5. Wells Activ (6.7 pts)
  6. Mara Kanyon (6.5 pts)
  7. Stockholm 830X4A (5.5 pts)
  8. Kino Imperial EL Coupé (5.5 pts)
  9. Bazard ATH6 (5.5 pts)
  10. Arlington Archprince Touring ZS (5.3 pts)
  11. Bakerfield Trans Victoria (5.2 pts)
  12. Valiant Tornado GT (4.9 pts)
  13. Yamazaki Identité (4.5 pts)
  14. Hayaku Socan (4 pts)
  15. GAZ 3253 OC (3.9 pts)
  16. Halvson Super Harrier (3.7 pts)
  17. Hakumai Crest Sport (2.9 pts)
  18. Bellerophon Lecticus (2.3 pts)
  19. GAA Tornado Turbo (1.8 pts)
  20. Akeos Soul (0.8 pts)
  21. Takahashi Soarer GT-R (0.1 pts)
  22. King Snake EDM Type X (0 pts)
Current standings
  1. Boulder L150 Limited (64.4 pts) 0 @donutsnail
  2. Armor Tomahawk (61 pts) 0 @GassTiresandOil
  3. Markley Clydesdale (54 pts) 0 @Maverick74
  4. Mara Kanyon (49 pts) 0 @AndiD
  5. Mons Seskisiw (47.6 pts) +4 @cake_ape
  6. Stockholm 830X4A (46.8 pts) 0 @Odyssey_Fan
  7. Valiant Tornado GT (46.6 pts) -2 @mart1n2005
  8. Kino Imperial EL Coupé (46.2 pts) -1 @WangMaster_420
  9. Arlington Archprince Touring ZS (45.5 pts) -1 @Texaslav
  10. Yamazaki Identité (38.4 pts) +1 @S_U_C_C_U_L_E_N_T
  11. GAZ 3253 OC (38.1 pts) -1 @BG004130
  12. Halvson Super Harrier (37 pts) 0 @lotto77
  13. Bakerfield Trans Victoria (36.6 pts) 0 @Tez
  14. Wells Activ (35.2 pts) +2 @DuceTheTruth100
  15. Bazard ATH6 (35.1 pts) 0 @Edsel
  16. Hayaku Socan (32.2 pts) +2 @Hilbert
  17. GAA Tornado Turbo (31.6 pts) -3 @SoccerMaster640
  18. Hakumai Crest Sport (31.4 pts) -1 @interior
  19. Akeos Soul (28.7 pts) 0 @Fayeding_Spray
  20. Takahashi Soarer GT-R (27.7 pts) @ldub0775
  21. Bellerophon Lecticus (26.3 pts) @BTCheetah
  22. King Snake EDM Type X (-0.8 pts) @Violent_Lobster
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Damn, the Boulder L150 is looking pretty tough to beat. I don’t know how many more rounds there are but I might not have enough to beat it!

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One round left.

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Yeah, that truck is amazing. It’s kicked my truck’s butt practically across the board, even in the stats I thought I did well in.

If there’s only one round left, the only car that could possibly beat it at this point is the Armor Tomahawk. Excited to see how this goes!

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That would be SUPER interesting…2 in a row??

Is the next round worth 5 or 10 points?

I think it’s comfort, worth 10 points.

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Yep

PART 11: Comfort

Finally, he thought that comfort was worth taking a look at. Now, it probably stood between the Armor and the Boulder, he leaned towards the Boulder, but if the Armor was more comfortable, it COULD be the choice for him, after all, he would do pretty long trips every once in a while. But at the same time, seeing how the other cars stacked up could always be interesting.


Worst comfort: 1990 Hakumai Crest Sport (13) @interior
“Well, I am pretty happy that I more or less had ruled out the Hakumai by now, because comfort is a real disappointment for a kind of modern station wagon.”


Best comfort: 1982 Bakerfield Trans Victoria (67.3) @Tez
“I have ruled out the Bakerfield too, but comfort is said to be comparable to bolting your favourite couch to a cloud, so I would be really interested in test driving one someday.”

Scoring round 11
  1. Bakerfield Trans Victoria (10 pts)
  2. GAZ 3253 OC (7 pts)
  3. Takahashi Soarer GT-R (6.2 pts)
  4. Arlington Archprince Touring ZS (5.3 pts)
  5. Yamazaki Identité (4.1 pts)
  6. Mara Kanyon (4 pts)
  7. Bazard ATH6 (4 pts)
  8. GAA Tornado Turbo (4 pts)
  9. Boulder L150 Limited (3.5 pts)
  10. Kino Imperial EL Coupé (3.1 pts)
  11. King Snake EDM Type X (3 pts)
  12. Valiant Tornado GT (2.7 pts)
  13. Hayaku Socan (2.7 pts)
  14. Armor Tomahawk (2.5 pts)
  15. Bellerophon Lecticus (2.5 pts)
  16. Stockholm 830X4A (2.2 pts)
  17. Mons Seskisiw (1.5 pts)
  18. Wells Activ (1.4 pts)
  19. Markley Clydesdale (0.9 pts)
  20. Halvson Super Harrier (0.6 pts)
  21. Akeos Soul (0.6 pts)
  22. Hakumai Crest Sport (0 pts)
FINAL RESULTS!
  1. Boulder L150 Limited (67.9 pts) 0 @donutsnail
  2. Armor Tomahawk (63.5 pts) 0 @GassTiresandOil
  3. Markley Clydesdale (54.9 pts) 0 @Maverick74
  4. Mara Kanyon (53 pts) 0 @AndiD
  5. Arlington Archprince Touring ZS (50.8 pts) +4 @Texaslav
  6. Kino Imperial EL Coupé (49.3 pts) +2 @WangMaster_420
  7. Valiant Tornado GT (49.3 pts) 0 @mart1n2005
  8. Mons Seskisiw (49.1 pts) -3 @cake_ape
  9. Stockholm 830X4A (49 pts) -3 @Odyssey_Fan
  10. Bakerfield Trans Victoria (46.6 pts) +3 @Tez
  11. GAZ 3253 OC (45.1 pts) 0 @BG004130
  12. Yamazaki Identité (42.5 pts) -2 @S_U_C_C_U_L_E_N_T
  13. Bazard ATH6 (39.1 pts) +2 @Edsel
  14. Halvson Super Harrier (37.6 pts) -2 @lotto77
  15. Wells Activ (36.6 pts) -1 @DuceTheTruth100
  16. GAA Tornado Turbo (35.6 pts) +1 @SoccerMaster640
  17. Hayaku Socan (34.9 pts) -1 @Hilbert
  18. Takahashi Soarer GT-R (33.9 pts) +2 @ldub0775
  19. Hakumai Crest Sport (31.6 pts) -1 @interior
  20. Akeos Soul (29.3 pts) -1 @Fayeding_Spray
  21. Bellerophion Lecticus (28.8 pts) 0 @BTCheetah
  22. King Snake EDM Type X (2.2 pts) @Violent_Lobster

(Note: Results for the Kino and the Valiant should be read as a tie, however, listings on this board does not allow for that. Maybe not much of a deal, but the Kino is not placed above the Valiant because it is better in some way, their score is equal.)

Congratulations to @donutsnail for winning this challenge!

Epilogue

23th of february 2022
Still somewhere in northern Sweden

It felt somewhat surrealistic to see the Boulder L150 disappear into the sunset, knowing that it wouldn’t come back. He had looked a little longer on it than usual the last time he parked it. At the once so shiny burgundy paint that now was a bit faded, the beginning crust around the arches, some of the battle scars it had recieved during the years. But also how the vehicle still was in a remarkably sound condition. His decision to spend his money on a vehicle he would actually want instead of wasting (somewhat less maybe, but still) it on a vehicle he didn’t like had proved to be the right one.

And 15 years certainly is a long time to own a car. Back then, it was the newest he could afford. Now, it was slowly approaching classic status. He, and for that matter his giant rottweiler, had put many hard miles on the odometer. It had taken him on “roads” where most other cars would have been stuck. The bed had transported lots of goods everywhere. The sound system had pumped out more notes from Queensrÿche and UFO than anyone could ever count to.

It certainly was not a hard task to sell, if you mean “find a buyer that wants to spend his money on this truck”. But it was a hard task emotionally. Somehow this Boulder had fulfilled what he was expecting from it - being an extension of his personality.

15 years later, one journey has come to an end, a new one starts.

He looked at the silhouette forming against the sunset a last time, before the Boulder was just a hardly visible dot in the horizon.

He sure was going to miss it, no matter what.

So, what's the backstory here?

This challenge might look as a ripoff of @Edsel 's challenge, and in many ways it is, but the truth is that the idea formed already at the end of last summer.

Henry is more or less a variation of a character I play as in a Discord RPG. There is some differences, for example the RPG is set at the west coast (I moved it north for more harsh conditions), and is set in the current day (I felt that the market for used cars was more fun 15 years ago, though, if you liked the odd and old stuff, today you have to pay an arm and a leg even to get a decent Volvo 740, and besides, it made for an interesting epilogue). Also, stuff like working as a guard at a club that is ran by the criminal russian network that is one of the networks running the corrupt city is maybe better left in THAT game… :rofl:

Anyway, in a game I played with him back in august (or july, I don’t remember) I had to give him a car to fit the storyline. But I didn’t really know what would be suitable for him. In the end, it ended with me giving him an early 90s (Y60) Nissan Patrol, felt somewhat right at the moment but I have still been at doubt. So, a little embryo formed in my head - how about an Automation challenge to see what kind of car that was right for him?

Unfortunately, the standard CSR style dynamics would not really have worked there. I really can’t set up too many guidelines, because then the story would have been written by me before it had even started. So, I was thinking of how to do it, when Edsel’s challenge popped up on this board, and I saw that with a few changes, it was the answer to all my questions. One of the changes was to leave the cool wall relatively uncluttered, so the somewhat unbiased thoughts of the forums members would dictate the patterns that could be seen on the cool wall in the end.

And now, we are standing here, and judging by the cars in top, it seems like the Patrol actually was a somewhat wise choice after all.

Thanks everyone for participating, and if you ended up low on the scoreboard, don’t feel sorry for that. Actually, you helped to write the story, and just because Henry didn’t like the car does not mean that it is bad, for a less eccentric buyer it could actually be perfect.

You have all been awesome, and I really mean it, so take that with you into future challenges!

Thanks.

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Awesome challenge, great story telling (as always), and a fun way to present it all. Well done and looking forward to your next!

I feel a little vindicated in that I basically built a Patrol for this challenge… In the end it wasn’t the perfect choice, but still feels nice that intuitively it’s on the right wavelength. Much congrats to the Armor and Mara, which were basicaly also Patrols from what I can tell, but clearly better executed for this challenge.

And of course a huge congrats to donut for nailing the challenge - you said it screams “pick-up”, and you were right :slight_smile:

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Well, top 10 is still not bad. :slight_smile:

Certainly not! I’m quite happy how the Mons did in the end :slight_smile:

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That was a great challenge! I couldn’t have lost to a better truck… somehow I knew when donutsnail posted his first pic lol.

I do enjoy this format for challenges, as it led to a WIDE variety of vehicles submitted.

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Wow this was super fun! You were absolutely the right host for this, and you did an amazing job

Shame I wasn’t the best (or even the worst) at anything stats wise, but the being slowly raked over the coals as my cool wall score slowly got eaten away was great!

I hope to see something similar to this in the future, simply because the idea was so fun

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