HELLO! Well... I got a good one! Kind of.
It's a 1998 (FRESH) e36/5 318 compact with a 2.8 liter m52 swap, pushing ... SOME... horses through a 5 speed manual via a ceramic clutch and a welded diff. You... know where this is going, don't you.
In any case, 700 eur buys you
Ability to see your car being towed places
Giving absolutely zero F's about the cleanliness of your interior
Badly damaged stickers
Reasons to hang out with friends
Pretending you're shipping a racecar to the track
Connect the wire minigame
An interior after being tested by nuclear honeybadgers
In any case. It only starts if you poke the starter motor with a screw driver (Yes,really), the engine is missing camshaft position sensor and the intake piping is torn up. The interior.... exists, and the driver's seat requires sledgehammering for it to move. Also something about street legality check, but this thing is in mint condition, I promise.