One Last Hurrah [FINAL RESULTS]

Team V6 Vandals - 12-2p - “Catching Up”


“Hey, I think we’re in CB range of a few people, Luke.” Amy said. “At least, we’re right next to that beastly old-school station wagon.”

“Got it.” Luke said. Jake leaned forward and turned their radio on as well, though kept the volume low at first, only to jump back in his seat at the horrifying burst of fuzzy noise and loud electrical hum.

“Oh. Right. 4 watts at the antenna. Not 40.” Luke said, dialing back the power and trying again. “Apologies for that. Had my radio cranked up well above the limits. Don’t suppose I can get a relay on a weather check?” Luke said, this time coming in loud-and-clear, not just loud.

“Damn near blew our ears off with it.” someone replied, though Luke wasn’t entirely sure who, as he hadn’t been socializing with the other teams as much.

“Well, look at that. We’re in CB range. Milestone complete.” Cody said, grinning.


Morale: +1 (+2) - We’re catching up! CB Range Achieved.
Fatigue: +8 (+4) - This is not a comfortable truck, made less comfortable by the weather conditions.
Waypoints: 2.
Fuel Status: 1/3 Remaining. 0 Refueling Stops.
Notes: CB calibrated.
CB Range: 227 - 237 overall. If you’re in there, we can hear you, and we can certainly be heard.

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Team Mountain Pass

Team Bio
Day One, 10AM to 2PM

Day One, 2PM to 4PM, Somewhere near Cornwall, Ontario

Montreal passed without incident, Royal Mount Chalet was a nice historical site but we just got our pics and bolted. Still no signs of fellow racers but we don’t mind being alone; competitors tend to get in the way…

The open road towards Cornwall was also uneventful, lovely scenery and a lack of traffic being the mainstay of our trip so far, but upon reaching Cornwall our first logistics exercise was thrust upon us!

A: “Well, all good things must come to an end, so Pierre, I need you to fire up Google and find us a fuel stop”

Startled out of a daydream, I opened my phone and did a quick search.

P: “Follow this road and a few k’s ahead is a MacEwen’s located in Long Sault.”

A: “OK, sounds like a plan… Because we’re running on fumes!”

P: “Fumes… Andrew ya moron!!! What do you think you were doing???”

A: “I wanted to see how long the tank will last! Besides, it’s not like we don’t have any spare fuel”

P: “Just lay off the gas or else you’ll be pushing this shit heap all by yourself!”

A: “OK, ok, it won’t happen again… Sorry”

Suddenly aware of every mechanical noise, the scenery went from pleasant to menacing as we’d inadvertently overstretched our fuel window. Every lurch, bump and hesitation sparked new fears that we’d run dry and have to waste precious time filling the tank from our reserve. I wasn’t really mad at Andrew, we had to know how long the fuel would last, but we should have planned it out better. Fingers crossed!

TO BE CONTINUED

Distance covered: 103 miles
Overall distance: 275 miles
Fuel state: Low!!!
Overall fuel used: One tank (almost)
Morale: +1 (+2) Canada is a really nice place!
Fatigue: +5 (+6) Six hours non-stop in a budget coupe… You do the math!

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TEAM OUTRIDERS

14:00

Blake: I’m just saying, you’re not doing your vacation any favors if you’re going to be stressing over this.

Zach: I know, but this whole thing seems sketchy to me. I mean, I find potential evidence of embezzling, and next thing I know, my boss is thrown in jail.

Marc: There’s always the possibility that she is guilty.

Zach: True, but I doubt it. I mean, I mentioned bringing it to her attention and my supervisor shot that down quickly. Almost like he was too eager to keep any knowledge of it from spreading.

Luigi: He may have been simply trying to keep her from finding out there was any suspicion, otherwise she could destroy any evidence.

Zach: Maybe, well, if Frank can find it, then we can make the accounts public.

15:00

Marc: It’s chilly out there.

Blake: Hey, that’s that truck. That Team Redneck.

Luigi: Looks like their freezing.

Marc: Think we should give them a hand?

Blake: That’s a T-25, I’ve worked on a few of those.

Luigi: If we can meet up at the next fuel stop, I can take a look at their heating, at least try to keep them from freezing to death.

Marc: Fine by me, we’re starting to run low on gas anyway. (Grabs CB) Team Redneck, this is Team Outriders, you got your ears on? I say again Team Redneck, this is Team Outriders, you got your ears on?

(If Team Rednecks have a CB they are free to respond. My guys are willing to take a quick look at the heater and offer a possible fix)

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Team Thunder Taxi, Part 3

En route to Kingston, Ontario

Jack: The tank’s just one-quarter full now… Are we in danger of running out?

Chris: No. We should have enough left in the tank to reach the next stop.

Bob: There’s no real need to take it easy, but we shouldn’t be too ambitious either. Waiting until we have made it farther south to up the pace might be a good idea.

Vince: Jack, whatever you’re doing right now, remember this: Being in a FWD or AWD car is no guarantee of making it through the snow safely. We’ll also need every ounce of skill to avoid a crash in such conditions, but since our car is rear-drive, that makes our task tougher. At least the Thunder Taxi’s chassis is well-sorted for roads like these - not too much oversteer, but not too much understeer either.

With that, Jack promised to remember Vince’s advice and continued to concentrate on his task as he and his crew headed further and further south towards the border.

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Team Marx

Lenin: well well well, so this is Canada.

Marx: yeah, I heard in winter it seems a lot closer to Siberia than you’d expect.

Lenin: i’ll believe it if I ever get to see it.

Marx: well, it’s not like we can just drive towards winter.

Lenin: that is true.

Marx: Also, how ya holding up there man, staying awake?

Lenin: feeling a little Fatigued now… hey how about a stop next time we can? see more of the area.

Marx: you just looking for an excuse to rest?

Lenin: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Morale +1

Fatigue+5

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Team Shitbox Brothers

(You know the drill with the accents)

It had been a couple of hours since the injector made the engine misfire. With this breakdown sorted, the two brothers were picking their pace up again. It wasn’t long before they caugh the wagon driven by Team Hartcour-Entwhistle.

Alejandro: “Hey, look, it’s that team. We should say hello before overtaking them.”

Ana lined their car with the wagon, lowering her window. Filling her lungs, she yelled at them.

Ana: “You’ll have to do better than that, and stop driving like grannies…I mean, sorry!”

Ana then accelerated slightly to overtake them, closing her window again.

Ana: “There, we’re picking the pace up!”

She then let the engine coast, to save them some fuel.

Alejandro: “Quarter tank, eh? Guess we’ll be doing our first refuel and lunch stop soon. Let’s keep the pace for now though.”

And once again, the Shitbox Brothers dissapeared in the horizon to Anarchy road by Carpenter Brut.


Morale: +1 (Back in business!)
Fatigue: +4 (How many miles to go!?)


@Jaimz on you!

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Mopey: Graaaan…those foreigners are making fun of us!

Gran: Don’t worry George….we’re just running at our own steady pace. And we aren’t likely to get stopped by local law enforcement. And whilst Canadians are known for their courteous and pleasant manner the Mounties don’t like law breakers….and those hoodlums are driving recklessly!

Spanners: Next visitor stop is Fort Henry……we can shoot guns and blow off some steam.

Gran: I don’t like the sound of that at all.

Mopey: I DO!

Spanners: There’s a museum too Mrs E.

Gran: Well I suppose I could look around the museum while you boys have a bit of fun.

Mopey: Yay!

Gran: And if we come across those hoodlums again then I’ll give them a piece of my mind foreign or not!

Gran eases her foot down on the accelerator…

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Team X/2000

Karmenn: Sheesh, we just exited Montreal. Next stop, Drummondville.

Iman: Goddddddddddd, I am bored. Are we near any competitors?

Karmenn: We only passed by a green pick-up truck, I think they are probably taking stop near the airport.
But we are out of everybody else’s range.

Iman: . . . . . . . Right

Karmenn: Anyways, we are going to hope the conditions down the south will probably favor us further.

Iman: I hope so. . . . . . . .


Status:


Karmenn's feelings : Busy

Iman’s feelings : Bored

Morale: +1
Fatigue: +4 (8)
Fuel : 1/3
(as you can see, my story got a bit vague. Damn my schedule.)

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Legend of Terms:

POI NOTE: I will NOT be pre-warning of upcoming POI points. I will ONLY auto-stop teams for two things: fuel and, when completely exhausted, rest. Anything else you want (including tourist POI, restaurants, premature fuel, rest at any point before complete exhaustion), YOU need to PM me in advance (before I run the time block that you’d complete it in). Also, please don’t map out everything from here to the end in one PM… try to keep it within a couple time blocks.

BD: Block Distance. This is the amount of mileage covered during the current 2 hour period.
OD: Overall Distance. This is the total distance that the team has covered since the event started.
AT: Ambient Temperature
FS: Fuel Status. Approximate fuel reading. May also include other fuel related concerns.
MRL: Morale modifier
FTG: Fatigue Level
Last Town: Last town of note that was passed (will not include tiny villages)
Next Waypoint: Should be self explanatory.
Notes: Any notes I have for your team during this time block. Including POI results, car issues, etc.

Thursday, 4PM - 6PM

VicVictory:
BD: 107 mi OD: 360 mi AT: 23 F FS: 2/3 MRL: +0 FTG: +6 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@Madrias
BD: 86 mi OD: 318 mi AT: 21 F FS: Full MRL: +0 FTG: +6 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Preston, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@Mr.Computah
BD: 89 mi OD: 344 mi AT: 22 F FS: Full MRL: +0 FTG: +6 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Preston, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@Jaimz
BD: 83 mi OD: 326 mi AT: 21 F FS: 3/4 MRL: +0 FTG: +3 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Lancaster, ON.

@Awildgermanappears
BD: 87 mi OD: 361 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +0 FTG: +5 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Morrisburg, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@BobLoblaw
BD: 86 mi OD: 356 mi AT: 23 F FS: 3/4 MRL: +0 FTG: +5 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Morrisburg, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@Zabhawkin
BD: 38 mi OD: 308 mi AT: 21 F FS: Full MRL: -2 FTG: +7 Last Town: Preston, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has stopped in Preston to refuel and address the HVAC issue. It has burned more than an hour of their time, but they have a temporary solution in place. The cabin is now able to get up to 70 degrees in the current conditions. Team is feeling a little tired.

@HighOctaneLove
BD: 44 mi OD: 322 mi AT: 21 F FS: Full MRL: +1 FTG: +1 Last Town: Prescott, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Prescott, ON, and grabbed a bite at Red George Pub.

@Fayeding_Spray
BD: 81 mi OD: 323 mi AT: 21 F FS: 2/3 MRL: +0 FTG: +7 Last Town: Prescott, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: This vehicle is poorly suited to the conditions. Team has refueled in Lancaster, ON. Team is feeling a little tired.

@DoctorNarfy
BD: 85 mi OD: 360 mi AT: 23 F FS: 3/4 MRL: +0 FTG: +7 Last Town: Prescott, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Prescott, ON. Team is feeling a little tired.

@FindRED19
BD: 81 mi OD: 336 mi AT: 22 F FS: Full MRL: +0 FTG: +5 Last Town: Prescott, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Morrisburg, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@Puffster
BD: 74 mi OD: 308 mi AT: 21 F FS: Refuel in progress MRL: +0 FTG: +7 Last Town: Prescott, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Extreme turbo lag is both a boon and a hindrance under the current circumstances. Team is in the middle of refueling in Prescott, ON at the end of time period. Team is starting to feel a little tired.

@stm316
BD: 91 mi OD: 328 mi AT: 22 F FS: Full MRL: +0 FTG: +5 Last Town: Drummondville, QC Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Car is poorly suited to the conditions. Team has refueled in Preston, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@yurimacs


BD: 55 mi OD: 273 mi AT: 20 F FS: LOW MRL: -5 FTG: +3 Last Town: Baie D’Urfe, QC
Notes: Catastrophic turbocharger failure sent oil spraying everywhere, leading to an under-hood fire that torched the entire front of the car.
Final morale: -3 (Car barely made it into Ontario). Final fatigued: +11 (could use a nap)

@Mythrin
BD: 87 mi OD: 335 mi AT: 22 F FS: Full MRL: +0 FTG: +6 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Preston, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@abg7
BD: 86 mi OD: 353 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +0 FTG: +7 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Preston, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@Nicholander
BD: 84 mi OD: 358 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +0 FTG: +6 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team has refueled in Preston, ON. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued.

@LordLetto
BD: 105 mi OD: 294 mi AT: 21 F FS: REFUEL IN PROGRESS MRL: +1 FTG: +2 Last Town: Morrisville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Morale note: see PM. Team pulls in to Morrisville, ON to refuel at exactly 6pm.

@cpufreak101
BD: 107 mi OD: 361 mi AT: 23 F FS: 2/3 MRL: +0 FTG: +7 Last Town: Brockville, ON Next Waypoint: Fort Henry National Historic Site (Kingston, ON)
Notes: Team is starting to feel a little tired.

Vehicles that are traveling in packs:
361 miles - Jager, Communitasia
360 miles - Erin, Townsend

Note: vehicles within ~5 miles of each other are within CB range.


Team Moss Boss

No RP this time around. In a nutshell, the boys are getting hungry and making plans to stop for dinner in Kingston, then planning how far they will push tonight.


On that note, everyone should probably be thinking about strategy for overnight rest, if you don’t want me to push your teams to utter exhaustion. Team Moss Boss alluded to a possible snowstorm coming up soon, so getting too tired might not be a good idea. PM me with any plans for your team. Also note: it’s too cold to camp/car camp, so find a hotel or motel that suits your needs.

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Team V6 Vandals - D1 2-4p - “Loud and Clear”


“It cruises nicely, that’s for sure.” Luke said, breaking the silence they’d been under since they dropped out of CB range again with the other teams.

“True enough. But you realize you’ve got a glowing fuel light on the dash, don’t you?” Amy replied, giving a light grin.

“Yes. But we’re within range of Preston, and there will be gas there.” Luke responded.

“Don’t suppose you’ve planned a rest stop any time soon?” Cody asked. “Because unlike you, I feel pain, and this back seat is not comfortable.”

“Yeah, and I got word from the other teams down alternate channels that the weather’s gonna be shit. We’re only front-wheel-drive, you can’t run through a snow-storm with front-wheel-drive if it gets bad, and it’s too cold out there for camping.” Jake added.

Amy sighed, then said, “How the hell did you two even finish in time with that mindset? Luke knows what he’s doing.”

There was a quiet screech of tires as the Truckling settled next to a gas pump, and the raspy V6 went silent as Luke pulled the lever for the fuel door and stepped out. He spun the gas cap loose, set it on top of the cab, and dropped the nozzle in before selecting Premium fuel. With the tank full, Luke put the cap back on, closed the fuel door, then walked inside the gas station to collect his receipt because the printer was frozen up.

He walked back out with a bag of groceries, then settled into the cab again. “Here. Should take the edge off of the sleep, give us one more two-hour segment worth of driving.” Luke said, passing some energy drinks to the rear seat passengers, and one to Amy, before handing out bags of chips. “And I didn’t know what flavor of chips you’d prefer, so I just got salted ones.”

“Thanks, Luke. But, seriously, rest stop when?” Jake asked.

“Probably at the end of the next two hour segment, about 8 PM.”


Morale: +1 (NC)
Fatigue: +14 (+6)
Waypoints: 2
Fuel Status: 3/3 Remaining. 1 Refueling Stop.
Notes: None.

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TEAM OUTRIDERS

16:00

(Marc is driving, though his eyes are getting a tad heavy, this is pretty much what’s going through his head)

Blake: Marc, Marc… MARC!!!

Marc: What, oh shit!

(The Enforcer swerves a bit then straightens back out)

Luigi: Careful you idiot!

Blake: You kind of zoned out on us.

Marc: Shit, sorry.

Zach: I’m amazed I didn’t shit myself. That was terrifying!

Blake: I think we should switch off, we’re coming up on Morrisburg. We need to get gas anyway, I’ll take over then.

Marc: Fine by me. I don’t know what happened, It all just seems a blur.

(Nothing happens between then and when they reach the gas station.Blake fills the car while Marc, Zach and Luigi get out to stretch their legs. Luigi and Zach go in to buy some snacks.)

Blake: Okay, I think we need to talk game plan. Previously we simply camped to save on costs. However, with how cold it is, that’s not a viable option.

Zach: So we’ve got to look into lodging.

Luigi: Not going to huff it through the night this time?

Blake: No, there’s talks of a potential snowstorm, I don’t want to drive through that when I’m dead ass tired.

Zach: I don’t blame ya. Plus we’re not FWD or AWD like those other teams.

Marc: Bah, horse shit! That doesn’t mean dick if you have no idea what you’re doing. Between us we’ve got at least a century of driving experience, including winter.

Zach: You’re saying the car will handle fine in the snow despite being rear wheel drive?

Marc: It won’t be easy, but we’ll manage. For one thing there’s all the shit we’ve packed in the trunk, that’s plenty of weight on the rear axle.

Blake: Then there’s the shingles.

Luigi: Why do we have shingles in the trunk? I don’t think this trip calls for any roofing.

Marc: They’re for traction you retard! You lay them down in front of the wheels and the tires grip them allowing you to move when stuck.

Luigi: No kidding!

Blake: Or shooting then out from behind, I’ve seen that happen.

Marc: It’s not a perfect system, but the point is we’ll manage.

(The team departs from the gas station with Blake behind the wheel)

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Team Thunder Taxi, Part 3

Preston, Ontario

While refueling, Jack tells his team about where they should stop next - if they actually choose to do so.

“So, if we make a rest stop, where should we do it?”

Vince’s response was curt and to the point. “I’ll check my physical and electronic maps for suitable locations, starting now.”

Chris continued: “Hmmm. It seems like one of the teams is out already… but at least they went out with a bang, literally or not.”

Bob paused for a few seconds and replied: “You may be right. Emergency services have been scrambled to respond to reports of a burning car as we speak.”

After refueling, the Thunder Taxi resumed its journey south, while its crew began pondering the location of its first rest stop. Fatigue had not yet taken its toll, but it will eventually, unless they take a break sooner or later.

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Team Harcourt-Entwhistle

Spanners: So, Mrs E, what time are we going to stop to rest?

Gran: We’ll look at Fort Henry and then push on until about 10pm……unless you need to stop earlier?

Spanners: I’m fine. We’ll stop at Henry then, have a bite to eat and then find a motel for the night. I’ve spent time sleeping in the snow and I don’t recommend it for a lady of your……status!

Gran: What are you insinuating young man?

Mopey: Gran, what he’s trying to say is, “Mrs E, you’re OLD and the cold will probably kill you!”

Spanners: It’d probably kill you quicker kiddo! Mrs E would have the sense to wrap up….you wouldn’t notice the cold and we’d find an icicle clutching a phone!

Mopey: My weather app, you know the one that tells us how cold places are, says that there’s a snowstorm coming in.

Spanners: Remember what I said about the app and your phone?

Gran: Well at least we know that the conditions are going to get worse. There’s no need to take that tone with George and I believe you owe him an apology.

Spanners: Sorry Mopey.

Gran: DAVID!

Spanners: Sorry Mrs E….sorry George. When we stop we’d be best to put some of the foil sheets and a couple of blankets over the engine. We probably won’t be able to get the car under cover and it’ll give the engine a bit of protection during the night…….and we’ll put a note on the dashboard to remind us…….you ever seen a blanket in a turning engine? Not a pretty sight I can tell you!

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Team Mountain Pass

Team Bio
Day One, 2PM to 4PM

Frantically searching for a fuel station, it was only when we passed through Iroquois that I realised we were lost!

A: “Where’s this fuel station buddy? We need gas pronto!!!”

P: “Good news and bad news… Good news is we get a decent range out of our tank; bad news is that we’ve already passed the town I looked up!”

A: “Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! Keep your eyes peeled and I’ll hyper-mile as much as I can…”

We continued onwards, looking for someplace to refuel, looking for somewhere to get out and stretch our legs… We were saved when we saw a Mr Gas branded fuel station in Prescott. Once we filled up the car’s fuel tank I went in to pay for the fuel and get some local advice on where a couple of travellers could get a good meal.

P: “Pump seven please…”

Att: “Cash or card?”

P: “Card thanks”

Att: “Card here please”

P: “Thanks … Say, you wouldn’t happen to know of a decent place to get a meal at short notice, would you?”

Att: “Sure do, hit up the Red George Pub, food’s good and the prices are reasonable.”

P: " Thanks, I’ll check it out"

We looked up the Pub and had a great dinner out of the cramped car and in the warm pub. We relaxed for half an hour then paid our bill and set off again. Andrew was making good time but it was clear we’d need to stop for the night. The weather was fine but the cold, slippery conditions combined with the reports of a snowstorm on the pub television gave us an uneasy feeling…

A: “We need to be off the road by 8PM tonight. Night driving is bad enough but dying in a ditch because of a snowstorm isn’t my plan for 2018!”

P: “I’m right with ya buddy. I say we stop early, get a good sleep then hit the road early tomorrow, once we know what’s happening with the weather.”

A: “That settles it then; Google us up somewhere to stay!!!”

TO BE CONTINUED

Distance covered: 44 miles
Overall distance: 319 miles
Fuel state: Tank is full
Overall fuel used: One tank
Morale: +1 (+3) Both car and occupants has a full belly :grin:
Fatigue: +1 (+7) Having a hot meal helped but we need rest in a real bed. :tired_face:

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Team Kent Croissants - Thursday 4 - 6PM

Previous Post


Nothing much happening of note, team has refueled and are tucking into a group bag of crisps and fizzy drinks. All three beginning to feel tired and are looking for a place to stop despite the comfort of the big 80’s sedan.


Morale: +1 (2 Total)
Fatigue: +10 (16 Total)

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Team Shitbox Brothers

Day 1 - Picking the pace up.


Ana keeps driving as the sunsets swiftly approaches. Alejandro is checking his phone in the meantime.

Alejandro: “Fuck.”

Ana: “Anything wrong?”

Alejandro: “Apparently Team X/2000s’ car is on flames. They’ll have to retire. The turbo started spraying scaldingly hot oil and the car caught fire.”

Ana: “Oh boy…wasn’t expecting that. Know how it feels, having to drop out from the race, hell, it happened to us. Anyways, what was that you were saying about a snowstorm before?”

Alejandro: “Ah, yes, I came up with a strategy. So as driving in a snowstorm fatigued is going to be dangerous, we’ll be on the road until 8PM, then we’ll stop at a motel or hotel or whatever and rest for the night.”

Ana: “Don’t forget to protect the engine from the possible snowfall.”

Alejandro: “Will place some film inside the grille then remove it in the morning, don’t worry about it. I’ll also make sure it’s correctly kept in place.”

Ana: “Aight, then we’re sorted. Let’s go.”

And the brothers kept driving and driving. Still many miles separated them from victory, but things were going smooth so far, to Eden by Scandroid, remixed by Waveshaper.


Morale: +1 (Well, well, well…not too much new).
Fatigue: +6 (Meeeeeh, let’s have a rest soon).

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[In thick russian accent] “Bre, take my phone and get some cannonball music going, and while you’re at it, hand me some of that driving water”

Cue the Hardbass

“Here, some of that cheap discount Cola you insisted on”

[takes a sip In thick russian accent] “отвратительный. But quite good at keeping you on your toes”

-0,5 fatigue

[In thick russian accent] “It seems to have lost some power after we refueled.”

-1 Cylinder; Current horsepower: approx 100hp

[In thick russian accent] “I am more concerned about the suspension, it feels as though its becoming more unsettled, we might need to take a look at it soon.”

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For Some reason I Was Expecting something a little different:

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Team Marx

Lenin: quietly drives

Karl: did you hear one of the teams went out already?

Lenin: I haven’t, no.

Karl: yeah, they appeared to be behind us though, otherwise I would have asked if we could have given them a lift somewhere.

Lenin: ah, that’s a shame, hopefully someone else can swing around for them then.

Karl: yeah yawns think we should take a quick stop somewhere soon?

Lenin: sleep is for the weak!

Karl: not even for hot food?

Lenin: okay, maybe that I’ll stop for.

Karl: let’s hopefully find someplace to go. Uh, we have a current map, right?

Lenin: actually, I don’t think we do, perhaps we should stop at a gas station for one, as who knows how old this one is God threw at us at the start of this.

MRL: +0 FTG: +7

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Legend of Terms:

POI NOTE: I will NOT be pre-warning of upcoming POI points. I will ONLY auto-stop teams for two things: fuel and, when completely exhausted, rest. Anything else you want (including tourist POI, restaurants, premature fuel, rest at any point before complete exhaustion), YOU need to PM me in advance (before I run the time block that you’d complete it in). Also, please don’t map out everything from here to the end in one PM… try to keep it within a couple time blocks.

BD: Block Distance. This is the amount of mileage covered during the current 2 hour period.
OD: Overall Distance. This is the total distance that the team has covered since the event started.
AT: Ambient Temperature
FS: Fuel Status. Approximate fuel reading. May also include other fuel related concerns.
MRL: Morale modifier
FTG: Fatigue Level
Last Town: Last town of note that was passed (will not include tiny villages)
Next Waypoint: Should be self explanatory.
Notes: Any notes I have for your team during this time block. Including POI results, car issues, etc.

Thursday, 6PM - 8PM

VicVictory:
BD: 55 mi OD: 415 mi AT: 23 F FS: 1/2 MRL: +2 FTG: +1 Last Town: Belleville, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Subdury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team has stopped for dinner at Smoke’s Poutinerie. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@Madrias
BD: 102 mi OD: 420 mi AT: 23 F FS: 2/3 MRL: +1 FTG: +8 Last Town: Belleville, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is tired. Team rolls in to the Travelodge in Belleville at exactly 8pm. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@Mr.Computah
BD: 76 mi OD: 420 mi AT: 23 F FS: 3/4 MRL: +1 FTG: +7 Last Town: Belleville, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is a little tired. Team rolls in to the Travelodge in Belleville at 7:45pm. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@Jaimz
BD: 95 mi OD: 421 mi AT: 23 F FS: 1/2 MRL: +1 FTG: +5 Last Town: Belleville, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is a little tired. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@Awildgermanappears
BD: 7 mi OD: 368 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +1 FTG: +10 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team has stopped to junkyard hunt and perform repairs on rear suspension. Repair in progress. ETR: 10:00pm. Team is feeling tired. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@BobLoblaw
BD: 67 mi OD: 423 mi AT: 23 F FS: 2/3 MRL: +2 FTG: +2 Last Town: Belleville, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint Completed: Fort Henry. Team is starting to feel a little fatigued. Team has stopped for dinner at Boston Pizza in Kingston. WEATHER CONDITION: Light snow.

@Zabhawkin
BD: 105 mi OD: 413 mi AT: 23 F FS: 2/3 MRL: +1 FTG: +5 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is feeling tired. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@HighOctaneLove
BD: 46 mi OD: 386 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +1 FTG: +3 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued. Team has stopped for the night at Boathouse Country Inn.

@Fayeding_Spray
BD: 97 mi OD: 420 mi AT: 23 F FS: LOW MRL: +1 FTG: +10 Last Town: Belleville, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: This vehicle is poorly suited to the conditions. Team is very tired (comfort of car very low). Team has stopped at the Travelodge in Belleville, ON due to dangerous fatigue and worsening weather. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries

@DoctorNarfy
BD: 105 mi OD: 465 mi AT: 23 F FS: 1/2 MRL: +1 FTG: +10 Last Town: Cobourg, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is feeling very tired. Team has stopped at Comfort Inn in Cobourg due to dangerous fatigued and worsening weather. WEATHER CONDITION: Light snow.

@FindRED19
BD: 32 mi OD: 368 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +2 FTG: -1 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team has stopped for dinner at Boston Pizza (will be on the road again at the start of next time block). Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@Puffster
BD: 66 mi OD: 374 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +1 FTG: +7 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Extreme turbo lag is both a boon and a hindrance under the current circumstances. Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is feeling tired. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@stm316
BD: 55 mi OD: 383 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +1 FTG: +3 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury ON)
Notes: Car is poorly suited to the conditions. Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team has stopped for an hour’s rest. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@Mythrin
BD: 98 mi OD: 433 mi AT: 23 F FS: 3/4 MRL: +1 FTG: +8 Last Town: Belleville, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is feeling tired. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@abg7
BD: 15 mi OD: 368 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +1 FTG: +0 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dyamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is starting to feel slightly fatigued. Team has stopped for the night at Holiday Inn Kingston Waterfront. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

@Nicholander
BD: 103 mi OD: 461 mi AT: 23 F FS: 2/3 MRL: +1 FTG: +8 Last Town: Cobourg, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team is feeling tired. WEATHER CONDITION: Light snow.

@LordLetto
BD: 74 mi OD: 368 mi AT: 23 F FS: FULL MRL: +1 FTG: +5 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint Completed: Fort Henry. Team has stopped for the night at Holiday Inn & Suites Express. WEATHER CONDITION: Light snow.

@cpufreak101
BD: 28 mi OD: 389 mi AT: 23 F FS: Full MRL: +1 FTG: +1 Last Town: Kingston, ON Next Waypoint: Dynamic Earth (Sudbury, ON)
Notes: Waypoint completed: Fort Henry. Team has stopped to rest in Kingston. Team has optionally refueled in Kingston. Team is feeling slightly tired. WEATHER CONDITION: Snow flurries.

Vehicles that are traveling in packs:
(Most vehicles at the same mileage are resting for the night)

Note: vehicles within ~5 miles of each other are within CB range.


Team Moss Boss

BRAAAAAAP

“Whoo, boy!” Hank exclaimed, fanning the vapors of his belch away from his face.

Kyle grinned. “I give that one an 8.”

“Extra points because it’s just as good the second time around.” Hank stuck the keys in the door to unlock, taking a moment to savor the memory of the philly cheesesteak poutine he had just consumed. His cousin had opted for the Hangover Poutine, and odd but understandable choice.

Kyle’s phone rang. He looked at the called ID and shuddered. “Parsons, here.”

“Parsons, where are my emails? I was expecting them an hour ago!” his boss growled.

“Sir, I told you I’d send them when I was settled in for the night. I’m on the road and can’t…”

“I don’t want excuses, Parsons. I’ve lost a whole day’s work because of you!”

His gut began to burn, only partially due to greasy Canadian delicacies. “Sir, I”

“I want them in no more than fifteen minutes, you hear me?”

A flash of rage boiled over him. “I’m on my vacation, jackass. I’m not supposed to be working at all.”

“PAR…”

“FUCK YOU, I QUIT!”

Kyle closed the line and chucked his phone as hard as he could. In a stroke of luck, he managed to hit a bush, and kept it from shattering into a million bits. He screamed and cursed the heavens, then spent the next few minutes snarling and muttering before he calmed down and retrieved his phone.

Hank stood by and watched his cousin regain his composure.

“Good for you,” he cheered.

Kyle gave Hank an almost blank stare. “You mentioned something about a job?”

Hank nodded. “You can start the Monday after we get home, if you’d like.”

“Sounds like a good change of pace.”

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