I’ve gotta give the IS300 about a 8/10 on a Douche scale, always weaving through traffic, and just as bad as BMW’s when it comes to turn signals.
Volkswagen Beetle/Super Beetle.
(not my photo)
Designed and intended to be the peoples car, the original Volkswagen’s were very affordable, and for the most part, very reliable vehicles. In there advanced age these vehicles now occupy several levels of the Douche scale at the same time, so simply assigning them one rating feels like a fools errand. So allow me the chance to break it down.
The ‘Tuner’: 8/10 These are the kids that treat a VW like a Tuner, loud pipes with no substantial engine work, they cut the springs to lower it, add body effects and in general do nothing well with the car. Come the first summer they weed themselves out by over heating the poor thing, or giving up due to lack of A/C
The Full Restoration: 5/10 Douche: This is the guy who has to have only OEM Volkswagen parts, and only referrers to the vehicle by chassis number. The paint is real, and the concept of the ‘cheep’ car has completely escaped this person. So complete is the restoration that likely they will refuse to modernize parts (that would otherwise be hidden) simply because “That’s not how it was done back in the day” The love for the vehicle is real, but the person may otherwise be an ass. These are the people who do 55mph on the freeway.
The ‘California’ Cruiser: 3/10 Douche: This is different from the restoration job because this is about style, generally the car looks good, and the person who drives it is normally a nice fellow. They are happy to share whatever they know and don’t cause a fuss. The engines are brought up in power normally and they stay out of the way of daily traffic. Though the owners can be attention grabbers, and there is a 50/50 chance that this bug will be way louder then it ought to be.
The Daily Driver/Original Owner: 2/10 Douche: This category is the people who bought the car originally, or use the car as their daily transportation, they may look well cared for, or have faded paint, but they generally run well, and are quiet. More often then not people who still daily these have modified them in such a way that they can achieve freeway speeds (I was in this category for a few years). The ones who leave the car all original are the reason this ticks in at 2/10 as they are in the way on the road, and get angry at autoparts workers when they don’t know what a 009 distributor is.
The Class Racer (pictured): 1/10 Douche: The 1500cc Bug class in dirt racing is full of some of the most humble people, the cars are dedicated race vehicles, so you never have to worry about them on the road, the whole group is helpful I’ve heard many-a-story of racers stopping to help another who has flipped or crashed in this group. The cars consist of more safety equipment then anything else and the rules of the event normally weeds out the Douche’s.