About 24 hours left to enter! If you want to, now is the time!
Entries closed!
The exceptions to this are the people who I have given some extra time and those who have proof of a finished/mostly finished car before the deadline. Full entry list + bin later
8 Likes
CHANGE: LS’ Offroad track (Sawmill) has been replaced by Rswats RallyCross (2 Laps)
Full entries and such will be posted when all late entries have been received
PRESENTS:
MERCER SCORPION “TRAILER TRASHER”
INTRODUCING THIS BADASS RESTOMODDED SCORPION THAT’S BEEN SAVED FROM SOME HILLBILLY TRAILER PARK HELL.
YOU MAY BE ASKING WHAT THE FUCK DID WE HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THIS SCRAPHEAP LOOK PRESENTABLE? THAT’S NOT RELEVANT. JUST LOOK AT THIS BADASS BURNOUT.
NOW THE ORIGINAL V8 WAS TOO FUCKED BEYOND REPAIR TO EVER RUN AGAIN, SO IT’S BEEN REPLACED BY THIS RANDOM I6 THAT WE FOUND.
DON’T TRY AND STOP US BECAUSE FREE BIRD IS CURRENTLY PLAYING SO NO LAWS APPLY AT ALL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT RYAN GOSLING???!!?!?!!?!?
18 Likes
I AM COMPLETELY SANE
THE VOICES, THEY NEVER RELENT
car have front gril and matrix LED headlight tecnology
THE ONLY GOAL OF THE GOVERNMENT IS TO CONTROL
car with wing mirrores
MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBES ME PILLS
car feetures rear wheel arch und rear quarter windows
I FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET
car имеет 3rd break light
I KNOW THEY HAVE 5G MIND CONTROL CHIPS IN THEM
car interior with bench seat, centrally mounted skibidi toilet seat (like maclarern f1), and streering wheel
MY DOCTOR TELLS ME I HAVE ANGER ISSUES
car ries around big cake always and supra taillights
I SOLVE ALL MY ISSUES WITH ALCOHOL
car has remotely controled arm for retrieval of ticket for parking
PAY TAXES? MORE LIKE GO FUCK YOURSELF COMMIE BASTARD
genious analoge indicator system
I MAIL EXPLOSIVES TO GOVERNMENTAL INSTITUTIONS
car buy please purchase now only 14300$ immediately complete transaction paypal buy
also, an equally hardcore song to go with a hardcore car:
idk
Soo this is basically just made for minimum front traction and thus maximum understeer. Auto crashes when I try to make a poster so have a screenshot (collage) of the tragic stats instead
also, an equally hardcore song to go with a hardcore car:
10 Likes
bro just tell me i got last already:sob:
1 Like
Well it’ll probably take multiple months for full results so… Its just waiting on the extra time entries and then posting the full entry list.
Styling should be quick, right? Right?
2 Likes
We’ve already done that for every car sent in. We do it whenever we open them
2 Likes
What is this thing
it’s kinda like a miata??? but the engine is giving S2000. Some kind of “M2000”???
okay, the taillights fully lost me. Whatever it is, someone’s done a lot of work to it.
4 Likes
It’s here!
Here’s the full entry list and the sheet. The sheet includes songs, legality, and comments on many cars if you hover over their cells.
Only one car got binned so there’s no point in hosting a bin party. Avarice Hunk was about 60k overbudget.
Also, “congrats” to @BradTheInhaler420 for having the only car with a score above 10 or below -10. You’ve managed a -11. Wonderful!
We’ve made some changes to the points system too for some better balancing.
-
Styling is no longer multiplied by 2 and simply is now style score A+B. This is for balancing.
-
Points for position have been slightly changed. 1st will get 60, 2nd will get 59, 3rd will get 58, etc. until 0. Then continue counting down into the negative points for the bottom 8. So 61st -1, 62nd -2, etc.
-
DNFs give 0 Points!!! We realized that we would get some cars that could simply not finish on certain tracks, so this is why we made this change. We consider it slightly cheaty if you make a car that just can’t finish compared to one which can finish but just extremely slowly. Yes, this means that if you don’t finish you get 8 more points than last. Bad if you’re aiming for last, but for everyone else it doesn’t matter.
You signed up for a troll challenge so we were gonna troll you somehow.
The first few tracks we’ll be visiting are:
-
Hirochi Raceway Short (Low speed)
-
West Coast Race Track 1 (High speed)
some of these cars are gonna be so painful
NOTE: Figuring out comments. May be visible soon.
12 Likes
Is there much a difference between Legal and Allowed?
2 Likes
Hover over them. Legal means that it fits in all rules, Allowed means it technically doesnt but is very minor and/or given an exception to the rules, so we still allow it.
2 Likes
Zamn W rank gah dayum you won’t finish a lap zutto zutto
2 Likes
gonna be legit
2 Likes
8 for a troll car is damn crazy
2 Likes
I failed in the engineering department. The idea with the low speed, CVT, and high redline was to ensure an endless, 10,000rpm drone in the driver’s ears, similar to an annoying mosquito that will not go away. It had too much power for this technique to be effective. The next one will be better. 5-10hp seems like a good target.
3 Likes
16 Likes
Where are comments? Hovering does nothing…
1 Like