TROL - Taking Racing Over Losing [FINISHED]

About 24 hours left to enter! If you want to, now is the time!

Entries closed!
The exceptions to this are the people who I have given some extra time and those who have proof of a finished/mostly finished car before the deadline. Full entry list + bin later

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CHANGE: LS’ Offroad track (Sawmill) has been replaced by Rswats RallyCross (2 Laps)

Full entries and such will be posted when all late entries have been received


PRESENTS:
MERCER SCORPION “TRAILER TRASHER”

THE ONLY FITTING SONG



INTRODUCING THIS BADASS RESTOMODDED SCORPION THAT’S BEEN SAVED FROM SOME HILLBILLY TRAILER PARK HELL.


YOU MAY BE ASKING WHAT THE FUCK DID WE HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THIS SCRAPHEAP LOOK PRESENTABLE? THAT’S NOT RELEVANT. JUST LOOK AT THIS BADASS BURNOUT.


NOW THE ORIGINAL V8 WAS TOO FUCKED BEYOND REPAIR TO EVER RUN AGAIN, SO IT’S BEEN REPLACED BY THIS RANDOM I6 THAT WE FOUND.

DON’T TRY AND STOP US BECAUSE FREE BIRD IS CURRENTLY PLAYING SO NO LAWS APPLY AT ALL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT RYAN GOSLING???!!?!?!!?!?


skibidi nightcall

somehow from 2019

what if… I could drive?


i skate


i drive


i, canadian actor ryan thomas gosling, star of the american action drama film Drive (2011), partake in controlled operation and movement of a land vehicle


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The mighty Boy, Music Ween’s Zoloft

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I AM COMPLETELY SANE

THE VOICES, THEY NEVER RELENT

car have front gril and matrix LED headlight tecnology

THE ONLY GOAL OF THE GOVERNMENT IS TO CONTROL

car with wing mirrores

MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBES ME PILLS

car feetures rear wheel arch und rear quarter windows

I FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET

car имеет 3rd break light

I KNOW THEY HAVE 5G MIND CONTROL CHIPS IN THEM

car interior with bench seat, centrally mounted skibidi toilet seat (like maclarern f1), and streering wheel

MY DOCTOR TELLS ME I HAVE ANGER ISSUES

car ries around big cake always and supra taillights

I SOLVE ALL MY ISSUES WITH ALCOHOL

car has remotely controled arm for retrieval of ticket for parking

PAY TAXES? MORE LIKE GO FUCK YOURSELF COMMIE BASTARD

genious analoge indicator system

I MAIL EXPLOSIVES TO GOVERNMENTAL INSTITUTIONS

car buy please purchase now only 14300$ immediately complete transaction paypal buy

idk

Soo this is basically just made for minimum front traction and thus maximum understeer. Auto crashes when I try to make a poster so have a screenshot (collage) of the tragic stats instead


also, an equally hardcore song to go with a hardcore car:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJYpsA5tv8

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bro just tell me i got last already​:sob::sob:

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Well it’ll probably take multiple months for full results so… Its just waiting on the extra time entries and then posting the full entry list.

Styling should be quick, right? Right?

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We’ve already done that for every car sent in. We do it whenever we open them

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What is this thing


it’s kinda like a miata??? but the engine is giving S2000. Some kind of “M2000”???

okay, the taillights fully lost me. Whatever it is, someone’s done a lot of work to it.

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It’s here!

Here’s the full entry list and the sheet. The sheet includes songs, legality, and comments on many cars if you hover over their cells.

Only one car got binned so there’s no point in hosting a bin party. Avarice Hunk was about 60k overbudget.

Also, “congrats” to @BradTheInhaler420 for having the only car with a score above 10 or below -10. You’ve managed a -11. Wonderful!

We’ve made some changes to the points system too for some better balancing.

  • Styling is no longer multiplied by 2 and simply is now style score A+B. This is for balancing.

  • Points for position have been slightly changed. 1st will get 60, 2nd will get 59, 3rd will get 58, etc. until 0. Then continue counting down into the negative points for the bottom 8. So 61st -1, 62nd -2, etc.

  • DNFs give 0 Points!!! We realized that we would get some cars that could simply not finish on certain tracks, so this is why we made this change. We consider it slightly cheaty if you make a car that just can’t finish compared to one which can finish but just extremely slowly. Yes, this means that if you don’t finish you get 8 more points than last. Bad if you’re aiming for last, but for everyone else it doesn’t matter.

You signed up for a troll challenge so we were gonna troll you somehow.

The first few tracks we’ll be visiting are:

  • Hirochi Raceway Short (Low speed)

  • West Coast Race Track 1 (High speed)

some of these cars are gonna be so painful

NOTE: Figuring out comments. May be visible soon.

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Is there much a difference between Legal and Allowed?

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Hover over them. Legal means that it fits in all rules, Allowed means it technically doesnt but is very minor and/or given an exception to the rules, so we still allow it.

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Zamn W rank gah dayum you won’t finish a lap zutto zutto

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gonna be legit

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8 for a troll car is damn crazy

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I failed in the engineering department. The idea with the low speed, CVT, and high redline was to ensure an endless, 10,000rpm drone in the driver’s ears, similar to an annoying mosquito that will not go away. It had too much power for this technique to be effective. The next one will be better. 5-10hp seems like a good target.

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Taking Racing Over Losing


Hirochi Short - Djadania


THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED
BETTERDEALS HAS GOTTEN A WIN IN A ROUND



On Hirochi, BetterDeals (@Djadania) leads the Winthrope Grounded (@pcmoreno) and the AT Moineau (@T0M), @ctesiphon’s cars which look to be very strong competitors struggled with the low speed corners compared to the top 5.

The BetterDeals was the only car to get a sub 1 minute time due to the literally unfathomable amount of downforce giving it nearly infinite grip.

Unsurprisingly the POOPOD (@hjuugoo) is sitting in last currently with a time more than 4 times the leaders time. It sucked, to say the least.

Footage of the best runs is up already, all the runs will be uploaded another time.


West Coast Raceway - LS Swapped RX-7



The Jackdaw (@ctesiphon) wins at West Coast with a 1.3 second margin, followed by the BetterDeals and the Mercer. The Jackdaw has a massive advantage in a straight line compared to the other cars, but the surprise performance is the BetterDeals managing to get 2nd even though it has no straight line speed whatsoever.

Once again, unsurprisingly the POOPOD (@hjuugoo) is miles behind with a 7 minute lap.
Top few cars have footage.


Now, to take a look at the full current standings.


The Mercer is currently in the lead by 2 points due to it’s styling advantage, with the BetterDeals and Moineau tied for 2nd and the Jackdaw in 3rd. POOPOD in last, obviously.

Make sure to take a look at the full sheet, as it includes comments on how ALL the cars drove and updated song ratings.

Next up will be Small Island USA and Rswats Rallycross, both low speed mixed tracks. It will be interesting to see how the cars will perform here.

Also I guess this counts as an ad for the BetterDeals since I forgot to make one :green_circle:

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Where are comments? Hovering does nothing…

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