Grand blue? Sounds like something out of One Piece.
TNP wants a remote “slow motion” button.
I want a time stopper that activates when ever I shout some gibberish. A punch ghost too.
TNP can move in stopped time.
No. Sadly Not
TNP is a Jedi on the streets, but a sith in the sheets.
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A Sith in the sheets? Let me don my Palpatine mask, I reserve it for missionary…
Oh fuck I cannot unsee 
I would just like to take this moment to get on the soapbox of Unnecessary Outrage. Actually it’s not so much Outrage as it is an observation of bemusement, that somehow, having really raunchy great sex is associated with “sinfulness”. This is a step above and beyond the usual connotations reserved for having multiple casual partners, being adulterous or other things that sanctimonious conservative types frown upon, but therein lies this really strange idea that “loving monogamous sex is boring and vanilla”.
So may I just say, you don’t have to be a Sith in the Sheets (though that was a good one, I like,) to be an “expert lover” or sex God or whatever. Being a sex God to just one person still makes you a sex God, and you don’t have to get out the whips and leather to achieve that either 
TNP is now wondering what the fuck I was smoking
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False you docs have access to all the good stuff
TNP knows someone addicted to oxycodiene
I’ve never heard of it before and I don’t think I know anyone who uses it.
TNP has never smoked anything
Oh boy, here we go again! 
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True; nor do I ever intend to.
The next person wants to sky dive.
True one of my favourite things to do
TNP is always chasing the next adrenilin high
Nah, I’m not usually an adrenalin seeker. Not that it isn’t fun to do so.
TNP is strongly considering Pink Season to the be the best album of the year so far
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Maybe…
TNP doesn’t understand why we are the most intelligent species ever yet we fuck up so much
Implying animals wouldn’t hesitate to destroy environments and ecosystems for the sake of food.
TNP thinks sims are killing good arcade racers.
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What.
TNP is a degenerative scum upon the earth.
True, use a lot more than I produce
TNP has a job
True, but I work so much overtime I get resentful of people who have a life and go to festivals and parties and travel.
TNP has gone on a cruise
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Almost, health deterioration resulted in its cancelation tho
TNP has to sleep in their older siblings room because said older sibling cannot handle horror films
…no? That’s a strange setup
TNP is warm
False. It was snowing here. (NY, USA)
The next person prefers off-brand products over name-brand products.
Tralse. I don’t really care. It depends on whether I like the quality better. If it’s branded, but it’s quality, I’ll soak up extra cost for the quality.
TNP has a lot of posters on their wall.
I’m with you there. Sometimes though you find that the cheaper off-brand has better quality than the famous one… and that’s when you know you’ve found gold.
False; I have none… but interestingly enough I was considering getting one/some recently because I stumbled upon some found rather attractive posters on canvas on Aliexpress. Mostly involving the Metro series of games, and Ghost In The Shell.
The next person buys international goods.
sometimes, for musical supplies mainly.
TNP also buys musical supplies.