Voyage of Vehicular Waste (RP Challenge)

TEAM LA RACING
Featuring:


LARS ANDERSSON
Age: 49
Occupation: Owner of the tuning shop “LA Racing”
Likes: Building engines
Dislikes: The constant blabbering of the person below


CARL PETTERSSON
Age: 71
Occupation: Retired school groundskeeper
Likes: To believe everything he reads in car magazines
Dislikes: Spending any money


1970 VAUGHN ENDURA HARDTOP

Originally intended as a dirt track stocker build, but never raced, it somehow ended up in the hands of Lars. Without an engine, without much done to it at all except for gutting out all the interior, radiusing the wheel wells, and brushpainting it with white house paint. In some moment of anger, Lars made it barely street legal by putting some tractor lights on it up front, putting some trailer lights on a wooden plank rear bumper, a provisory wiper arrangement. But how did this happen? Well, let’s rewind the tape a bit.

Carl and Lars sat one day in the office at Lars tuning shop, with Lars being as annoyed about Carl’s constant blabbering as usual.*

”What do you think about if I will do the following concept for the engine in my Miller Boar…”, Carl blabbered. “I was thinking…”

”You know what? I am fucking tired about hearing about your goddamned Miller Boar!”, Lars answered. “You have been blabbering about building an engine for it for 30 years now, and when has it last been driven? Was it when I was riding when your son was bouncing off the road with it after you thought that you had improved the handling with your new shocks and springs?”

”YEAH AND I TOLD HIM THAT HE COULD NOT DRIVE LIKE THAT, BECAUSE…”

”No, we bounced off the road because you had no idea about spring rates or shocks or anything and just bolted on the stiffest shit you could find for free, it is not supposed to work like that, when are you going to quit doing all your insane shit and start doing something that actually makes sense?”

”But I am not thinking in the same way as others do!”

”No, so how about STARTING DOING THAT AND YOU WILL SEE HOW EASY EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT?”

”Anyway. You know my dream has always been building a race car, so what do you think if I should get…”

”Yes, and you have been BLABBERING ABOUT RACING FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE KNOWN YOU! You know what? I bet that if I take the shittiest car I have in the backyard, put the shittiest engine I have into it and then we race in the shittiest race I can find, that will still be too much for you to handle. Because you will actually have to prove that your driving will stand up, even then. You can’t race with your mouth.”

”Uhm…. Yeah I accept that challenge!”

”Fine! I will start working on that car tonight, and don’t call me 10 minutes after coming home just to ask me if I am finished! Understood!”

SOME WEEKS LATER


”Here it is, it is a 1970 Vaughn Endura, stripped out from everything and…”

”HOLY FUCK, IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL RACE CAR, ROLLCAGE AND BUCKET SEATS AND….”

”Yes, and that means that we will have to go from Portugal without an ounce of comfort, and I bet you will regret that, but you accepted it so…”

”I COULD GO FROM FAROFFISTAN TO THE FUCKING MOON IN THIS THING, HOLY CRAP, I LOVE IT, WHAT KIND OF ENGINE DOES IT…”

”It is a stock 301 cubic inch V8 from a 1985 VCV Dur-A-Van”

”ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS, THAT IS LIKE 170 HORSEPOWERS, WE NEED 1700!”

”I told you I was going to put the shittiest engine I have into it, and I kept my promise.”

”THIS IS JUST A FUCKING KIDS PEDAL CAR WITH A ROLLCAGE, WE AIN’T WINNING SHIT WITH THIS, ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?”

”Well, you accepted the challenge. Prepare for two weeks of misery…”

TO BE CONTINUED

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Highway Hooligans

Pahrump, Nevada
Twin Suns Garage

The Hooligans stood around their car, having just put the mudflaps on.

“So, what now?” Cody asked.

“Now, we wait,” Rowan replied, trying to be the voice of reason among a pile of insanity, “until it’s time to ship the car overseas.”

Trevor snorts. “Right. Like we’re not going to test drive it while we wait.”

“We don’t have plates for it, and we can’t exactly register it here,” Jake cautions.

“It has plates and registration,” Lyrran says with a shrug. “Just not for this place. Still, I vote we at least make sure the mud flaps are working.”

Rowan rolls his eyes, then pulls out the heavy artillery. “How about we have beer and pizza instead? I know the cops don’t come down this way that often, but it’d be absolute chaos having to explain where we got this car, who the hell Lyrran is, why it’s on tracks, that they’re street legal somewhere that isn’t here, and why we’re tryin’ to do 90 without wheels.”

The response was a light agreement - driving the Daxton around could wait until another day… For now.


To Be Continued…

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Cat’s Luck!

Two Sisters - A social media influencer and her overprotective bodyguard - have spent a lot of time around some people, doing a lot of things, and roaming around. They decide to send off on a new adventure (mostly so the social media one can get more content for her Instagram.)

The Car: 1969 Torrento Vaquero

Extra Photos



"Formerly a Farmer’s Truck owned by some guy over in the States, might have been Kansas or Ohio or something… The engine was down probably 3 cylinders, barely ran, whatnot.

So! We had an idea! Drop an engine into it from something more interesting! So… We found a Shukon RZ260TT - Inline Six, Twin Turbo, Powerful (read: RB26DETT) - and decided to just slot it in! It, uh… works… mostly. Mostly"

The Characters

Bailey

The social media influencer, Bailey is the younger of the two sisters, she loves herself a social media post and a pretty view to show off where she is and whatever she’s wearing. She has no expectations for what she is getting into, just ready for a hell of an adventure!

“Follow me on Instagram! @BaileyCharm14~”

Setty

The Overprotective one, Setty is the older of the two. She mostly is around to make sure that no one hurts Bailey, and that Bailey doesn’t hurt herself. She’s handy with a wrench, but is more likely to use it to hurt someone than for the intended purpose of fixing the car… Maybe don’t get on her bad side.

“…”

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An extraterrestrial car, a team of four very interesting people, and a voyage of vehicular waste. A dealership new car from a different planet doesn’t exactly fit the bill, but hey, a car that has sat in the savanna sun for the last 19 years and travelled its longest distance on the back of a truck doesn’t inspire confidence because a machine atrophies if you don’t use it. However, this one has had just enough not to make it catastrophically damaged or undrivable, but the air suspension and most of the other components haven’t enjoyed disuse. The team? A classic squad of four, with family and blood relation between each other. Mysterious, Military, Law and Shattered Expectations. A run on Earth, across the old world that is Europe, in a car that fits them that won’t get bogged down and running alongside people they know and other people they barely know? Yeah, it’s gonna be fun. Yes, they named themselves The Americans, because well, it’s not exactly creativity central with these four individuals.

Anyway… let's meet the team, shall we?

The Leader

Full Legal Name: Neil Bergmann

Race: Caucasian - Human

Nationality: American (Austrian - American)

Age: 43 (07/12/1982)

Height: 6’4" (192cm)

Weight: 216lbs (98kg)

Neil is the team’s agreed upon leader. He has a very specific set of skills, some are not worth mentioning as they don’t exactly fit the situation. But, he is a very skilled driver, capable of operating a wide variety of vehicles within their safe operational limits. Speaking to Neil, you may find that he is a little monotone, very level headed, stoic, and perhaps a bit cold, overly logical and calculating. It’s necessary for his line of work, but generally he tries not to be totally anti-social. Neil is often the one who takes initiative and sees things through to the end, when something needs to be done, it’s done. He does have his fair share of issues, but well, better that nobody cares about what goes on in his world. He is Henry’s older twin brother by about 16 seconds. Fluent in German and Spanish. Natural English speaker.

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The Second-in-Command

Full Name: Heinrich Bergmann

Preferred name: Henry

Race: Caucasian - Human

Nationality: American (Austrian - American)

Age: 43 (07/12/1982)

Height: 6’ 4" (192cm)

Weight: 220lbs (100kg)

Henry is Neil’s “estranged” identical twin brother, younger by about 16 seconds. The only difference between them physically is the freckles. Other than that one small difference, they are two completely different people. Henry is a retired US Navy SEAL, a graduate of the United States Naval Academy, and had a short stint in DEVGRU also known as SEAL Team 6 until eventually, he decided he was done gallivanting about the middle east and returned home to the United States. It’s funny because he has the same physical features and presence as Neil, but wears his hair completely different and has a tattoo of a bunch of stylized geometric orca whales down his left arm, stopping just before the elbow. Outwardly, he comes off as a more quiet and reserved intellectual rather than the stone cold, stoic that Neil is. He has seen combat, and has many stories from those 19 years in the Navy. Living in Alaska, Henry knows a lot about 4x4 SUVs and trucks. Thus he knows how to fix one when it goes wrong, he graduated from the Naval Academy with a degree in Mechanical Engineering so that helps significantly. Fluent in Persian and Arabic. Natural English speaker.
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The Federal Agent

Full Name: Miles Hudson

Race: Caucasian - Human

Nationality: American (Austrian - American)

Age: 48 (03/18/1977)

Height: 6’ 4" (194cm)

Weight: 250lbs (113kg)

Miles is the half-brother to Neil and Henry. They three of them share the same father. Miles led a very different life to them both. He was first a Milwaukee police officer, then a detective in that same police department, and is now a Special Agent in the FBI. Miles is the most diplomatic, and the most open to socialization out of the three of them. Where Neil and Henry tend to avoid crowds, Miles lingers but doesn’t make himself a center of attention. That being said, Miles, being a former cop and now federal agent, gives him some limited authority should someone do something stupid like DUI. Miles has proclaimed himself to be a necessary part of the team because he doesn’t trust Neil or Henry, or even Kate for that matter.

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The Mercenary

Full Name: Katrin Huxley

Preferred Name: Kate Huxley

Race: Caucasian - Human

Nationality: American (Both parents are second generation)

Age: 39 (07/30/1987)

Height: 6’ 2" (188cm)

Weight: 170lbs (72.5kg)

Kate is Neil’s partner. It’s an interesting relationship, but one that means that they often work together. Thus, she’s here travelling along side them. She too, like Neil has a set of skills, and is also an excellent driver, though she finds sporty cars more her forte, but has no issue with SUVs, and has been brought in as the team’s secondary driver. Kate is exceptionally tall for a woman at six two, placing her in the 99th percentile for height in the US for women. Outwardly, Kate is more masculine coded than most, particularly in some of her fashion choices, behavior, how she commands herself and what her interests are. The way she carries herself presents as more of a person capable of extreme ruthlessness and brute force if necessary. This combined with her physical fitness, health, looks and narrow assessing glare give her a formidable presence. Normally however, she is the kind of person who just hangs back and watches from a distance, mainly engaging in a conversation if it interests her, it cannot be avoided, or if someone has deliberately approached her. If someone talks to her, she will initially be suspicious in a sort of deliberate “what do you want?” kind of way, but will eventually settle in to a courteous and professional demeanor.

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Note: She may look a little strange, but that’s just a limitation of HeroForge. I think I did well all things considering.


Once again, the car…


More pitchers







The car might look like any average offroader, and it is a pretty serious machine. This is a 2033 (Equivalent to the year 2006, like the Daxton) Makuda Trailseeker, and is the only extraterrestrial entity here. It’s from a country on a different planet, known as Calderria. The Trailseeker is among the most popular vehicles sold within the country, and came in seven trim levels and offered with a choice of six or eight cylinder engines. This one is the Overland Limited trim, the top of the line, with all the bells and whistles, the 5.5L V8, 4 wheel drive, six speed automatic transmission, dual range transfer case, heated leather seats, remote start, finished in Dark Forest Green over Light Saddle Brown with walnut wood trim. The reason it went for five grand? Because nobody wanted to own a vehicle with a V8 engine, especially in the market it was supposed to be sold in. Thus, it fell into the hands of this team, and is now going to be their chariot for this event. Pre Race RP Coming soon.
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Race preparation

Butter shows Toast the car
Butter has just taken Toast to show him their new car.

Toast - Butter.. what on earth have you done to that car?

Butter - Well turns out we’re a bit tall to fit so I chopped the roof off

Toast - Well fair but, with a saw?

Butter - With a saw.

Toast - Jeez, that explains the fibre glass everywhere. That’s going to need cleaning up. You haven’t done anything else to the car?

Butter - Nope, you know more than me about car stuff. Figured you could work out all the small stuff.

Toast - It’s a Whirlwind right? under 1000 kilos, 2.1 litre 5 cylinder, small enough to park in most places. It’s not terrible but I have to ask why you’ve bought one? And why does it have to be beige? my fur blends into it. And why does it have UK license plates?

Butter - I wanted to surprise you, so we’re going to be competing in the voyage of vehicular waste! We buy a five grand car, and race across Europe with it, and the prize is FIFTY GRAND. The Whirlwind was the first thing I could find, so I couldn’t be picky about colour. And I bought it in London so that’s why its got UK plates, but I’ve already done all the paperwork so it’s registered in all the countries we’ll be going through and we can already drive it in France, I just need to pick up the new plates tomorrow morning so we can drive everywhere else.

Toast - That does sound enticing, and good fun. You’ve thought this through quite thoroughly.. Was this why you suggested we go on holiday?

Butter - Nope I found out about it yesterday morning.

Toast - That was quick, so when is it?

Butter: Uhm, some time after Christmas. Plenty of time to get ready and still enjoy our time here in Calais.

Toast - Alright, I’ll sand down where your cuts were rough and smooth it out, then clean it up. It’s second hand so I’ll give it a full service just in case, I’ll need your help with that. And after all that because you’ve chopped the roof off and the Whirlwind never had a convertible variant we’ll need to test drive it to see how that affects the handling.

Butter - Less weight makes it quicker, and lowers the center of gravity. So it’ll be great!

Toast - That’s not what I meant but yeah lets go with that, I’m sure removing the roof has had no impact on this car’s rigidity. he takes a deep breath okay, First of all, I need you to go return the saw to the rental place and get a vacuum instead, by the time you get back I’ll have finished sanding and then we can clean up and service it.

Butter - Alrighty then, I’ll be back in a jiffy She picks up the saw and heads out of their rental home

Preparing the Whirlwind
Toast has just finished sanding down the Whirlwind and removing any annoying edges when Butter returns with the vacuum

Butter - I’m back, are you done sanding and all that?

Toast - Yeah, just finished. I’m going open the hood and see there’s a reason this car only cost 5k.

Butter - The reason is because it’s a Whirlwind, I saw a few more while looking around online. I saw a really nice one, basically pristine condition. not even ten thousand euros and it was here in France too, apparently they’re not popular.

Toast - The Whirlwind made by West Isle right? he pops open the bonnet So that’s probably why.

Butter - Huh? what’s wrong with it?

Toast - Oh! nothing, I mean that because it’s a 90s West Isle car that is probably why it’s cheap. The engine itself is looking fine he checks the dipstick oil is okay but I’d change it anyway.

Butter - Ah, I see. I’ll clean up all this fibre glass while you top up all the fluids and change the oil.

Toast - Mhmm, and after that we need to check the brake pads, look for rust under the car, make sure all the lights work and give it a proper wash and maybe a polish. he tops up the coolant and window washer fluid

Butter - At least the paperwork is dealt with she turns on the vacuum and starts cleaning up the fibre glass, the noise prevents any further conversation until she’s finished

By the time Butter had gotten rid of all of the fibre glass Toast has completely serviced everything in the engine bay, the battery is charged, the oil has been changed and everything is topped up.

Toast - I’m all finished here he closes the bonnet

Butter - So next up is brakes?

Toast - Yep, and checking for rust and leaks since we’ll have it up on jacks anyway.

Butter - Mhmm she slides some jacks under the car I’ll take all the wheels off while you look under it, I’m already covered in fibre glass I’d rather not get covered in whatever’s under there too

Toast - They both lift the car up with the jacks Fair enough he grabs a torch and slides under the car I’ll check if the spare is ok while I’m here too.

Butter - Oh right! I didn’t even think of that she takes the front left wheel off I’ll check the tread on the rest of the tyres while I’m at it.

Toast - Thank you that would be lovely. Now, I’m seeing a bit of wear and tear but for a 30 year old car this is pretty good, no leaks either. he shuffles over to the where spare tyre should be The spare looks like its never been used, its a bit dirty but other than that its fine, full size spare too. looks like we need to take it out through the boot if we want to use it though.

Butter - She’s taken off all the other wheels by now Nice, now get out from under there and take a look at the brakes for me, I don’t know much about em. she starts checking the tread on all the tyres

Toast - He pulls himself out from under the car Riiiiiight, lets see what we’re working with

Butter - Aaaaand 6 mils of tread on the tyres, that’s plenty for us.

Toast - Good, I think you’ve picked out a good car for the most part. he looks at each of the brakes they seem fine to me, I’ve checked the fluid and that seems to have been changed recently. while you were driving it back did the brakes feel a bit jerky or hard?

Butter - A little bit but not that big a deal right?

Toast - No that’s good actually, that tells me the brakes aren’t that old and they’re still wearing in. They’ll smoothen out before the race starts. We can put the wheels back on now.

Butter - Oke doke, so that’s the whole service?

Car wash and test drive
The both start putting the wheels back on

Toast - Not quite, we should make sure all the lights work.

Butter - No need, I got told that when I bought it. The high beams don’t work and the left fog light doesn’t work, hopefully the bulbs just need replacing.

Toast - Oh sweet, well in that case he puts on the last wheel lets give this car a good wash, a quick polish, then take it for a spin. he starts filling a bucket with soapy water and gets a scrubbing broom and some rags

Butter - Can’t we just take it to a car wash? not like one of the petrol station ones, we’ve got no roof.

Toast - This is a budget challenge. We’re going to do everything ourselves, so grab a broom and once we finish first place we’ll drive is that spa you saw. he starts scrubbing the car

Butter - Oooh! I’d love that, my fur feels so much softer after. she takes the other broom and start working quickly

Toast - Yeah, I’ll agree with you on that. Yknow, the Whirlwind having a Fibre Glass body kinda reminds me of- he gets cut off by Butter

Butter - Your Dad’s boat? Yeah I know it’s the same material but it’s not the same thing. You just want an excuse to talk about boat motors again, Don’t you? she chuckles

Toast - He Laughs noooo, of course not. I would never.

I'm going to skip past the car wash and polish because it's kinda boring and I can't think of any more banter for the two to say

Toast - he hops into the drivers seat and starts the car Alright, car’s all clean and polished. Hop on in and lets see how it drives.

Butter - she quickly gets in the passenger seat It’s a bit funny having the steering wheel on the wrong side.

Toast - Yeah, but it shouldn’t be too bad. We haven’t go any blind spots to worry about. he pulls out of the garage and turns onto the road, the engine purrs quietly at low rpm

Butter - Oh come on it’s a sports car give it the beans!

Toast - I’d love to but I’d like to get a feel for it first. We’ll take it around some small round-a-bouts. we’ll see how much the car twists when we go around them.

Butter - you’re going to floor it at the round-a-bout?

Toast - Mhmm

Butter - And we’re still going to the spa?

Toast - Oh absolutely, I love a good spa. they come up to a small round-a-bout Alright lets go He stops and wait for an opening

Butter - You could’ve gone there, and there, and there she starts grinning and fighting the urge to laugh aaand there

Toast - He wheezes out a laugh Mmm, I think… Now! He accelerates for a second and whips around the round-a-bout, taking the 3rd exit How was that?

Butter - I could’ve taken it faster she chuckles though the car definitely felt a bit wobbly

Toast - Yeah, that’s what I thought. It’s a lot less rigid now, so keep that in mind while you’re driving. It shouldn’t be a huge issue though, but this chassis will eventually bend out of shape so I’d scrap this once we finish with it.

Butter - Oh well, its not like we were going to bother shipping it all the way back to New Zealand anyway.

Toast - Yeah, it should be fine for the race, just don’t crash. He parks the car near the spa and turns it off

Butter - I reckon we’ll be fine. Cmon lets head on in already! she doesn’t even bother with the door and jumps straight out of the car

Toast - He chuckles Right behind you he gets out of the car and follows Butter

If you’re understandably not interested in reading my wall of text about Butter and Toast getting ready for VoVW here’s a tldr:

Butter surprises Toast with their entry and the car they’ll be participating with. Toast smoothens out all the edges left from Butter chopping the roof off. Butter cleans up all the fibre glass.

Toast and Butter do a full service of the Whirlwind, oil (now fresh), fluids (topped up), brakes (all good), checking the lights (high beams don’t work as well as one fog light and need replacement light bulbs), looked for rust and leaks (minor weathering but nothing serious), Tyre check (still have plenty of tread, full size spare is present in good condition) a carwash and polish.

The registration and paperwork is dealt with and will pick up new license plates soon. The Whirlwind has lost some rigidity but Toast and Butter don’t think it’ll be a huge problem.

This took me way too long.

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One last hurrah for some most of this team on Earth… a first foray as a sardine can passenger for the remaining member.
Anyway…


The Team

Karin Schrant

  • 32 Years; 219cm; ~100kg; Human; missing left arm just above the elbow

Eerily similar to the iconic “Slenderman” horror creature, Karin’s excessive height and almost unhealthily bony physique make for an easy halloween costume. Vampire-like pale skin and long, somewhat disorderly hair which is juuust about not white if you manage to get the lighting right also lend themselves for mystical shenanigans if desired. Grey-ish blue eyes and a default fascial expression reading something akin to “something is perpetually bothering me a bit” complete the first impression of Karin, if we ignore the artificial left arm with a lot of pulleys, motors and cables showing all it’s inner workings with minimal paneling to cover it all.

For those who talk to him, Karin generally is open-minded and friendly and will happily chat about whatever banter that comes up. His interests generally revolve around pretty much any type of music (some exceptions apply) and instruments (primarily guitar and bass). Apart from that, he also is a fairly competent cook.

Fashion is rather mundane for Karin, consisting of an almost hilariously oversized button-up shirt, a regular (long sleeve) tee underneath, some jeans and sneakers.

Reference Imagery


this may just as well be Karin’s exact outfit


pls imagine the beard not being there :smiley:


unlike the arm shown, the amputation was done above the elbow


Valentin Schrant

  • 27 Years; 221cm; ~200kg (appears about 130-140kg); Part-Khalan Human-Hybrid; missing left arm just below the shoulder

Valentin may pass as a twin to Karin, because he almost is one from a genetic perspective. Equally pale skin, equally almost-white hair, equally grey eyes and the left arm being of mechanical nature match the respective other. However, this is where the similarities end:

  • Valentin is of MUCH bulkier physique compared to Karin, though still closer to “rock-climber” than “bodybuilder”, complete with single-digit body fat percentage
    • by extension, his Khalan genetic subsection entails pipeline-like blood vessels and a set of canine fangs, which some might consider jarring at first sight
    • most of that is hidden by his sense of fashion, though (more on that below)
  • while his hairdo is matches Karin for color, it differs in that it is longer (just below beltline vs mid-back) and also thicker
    • the thickness is hidden by it usually being braided to a “ponytail”
  • Valentin’s artificial arm is obviously much more advanced, with the mechanicals almost entirely hidden from view and a surface finish which acts as a display, able to show anything Valentin wants at will without any external input.
  • The other, natural arm and hand is covered in what initially appears to be a tattoo, depicting circuitry and components akin to a flattened PC motherboard wrapping around the forearm and the back of his hand. Curiously, there is some texture to it that can be felt, possibly even seen.

Socially, Valentin is almost a polar opposite to Karin, in that he is much quieter, of basically zero initiative and more formal. He very rarely gets outright angry, but if you manage to piss him off that hard, prepare for the worst. Generally, he is best described as “softie in a somewhat crunchy shell”, in that he opens up considerably if one manages to break the ice. The “ice” is weakest if talking engineering for modes of transport, cycling or the car the group is in.

Fashion-wise, he prefers unreasonably warm clothing, to a point where he probably won’t be found wearing anything lighter than a turtleneck, slacks and above-ankle boots. More than likely, he covers it all in a HEAVY double-breasted coat, all generally themed around burgundy first, black second and some minimal golden accents for detailing. Also, despite not needing them anymore, Valentin semi-frequently does wear a set of thin, rectangular frameless glasses.

Reference Imagery


this one is pretty much accurate. The only real change would be lack of body-fat and a vascular AF neck.


Fashion is pretty much accurate as-is as well.


Any panel shown in matte black acts as the display mentioned above


Christopher Schrant

  • 24 years (25 as of Nov. 25th); 198cm; ~80kg; Human; missing the ability to walk or stand

Being the younger brother of Valentin, some similarities are apparent, but unlike the other two, he is nowhere near as monochrome as the other two. Featuring a skintone that isn’t closer to Dracula than a human (although still pale by “normal person” standards), a head full of dreadlocks that actually qualifies as “blonde” regardless of lighting and light blue eyes, Christopher represents the un-fucked version of genectics passed down from his parents. While also light in weight and mostly devoid of muscle mass, Christopher is not as bad for assumed starvation compared to Karin. While there is no fancy chrome arm to look at, he also is functionally incomplete, in that Christopher is unable to walk or even stand unsupported and thus bound to an ordinary wheelchair.

Christopher is similar to Karin socially. He has no issues chatting up other people about the environment, generally left-leaning notions (he is not a hardcore communist, though) and similar topics tied to that. He also is a fan of the “special type of grass”, but didn’t bring any because of Valentin banning him from doing so.

In terms of fashion, Christopher once was deep into alternative styles, but his move to a wheelchair has reigned in parts of it, forcing him to wear leggings underneath a well-worn set of Jeans and ankle-height sneakers have replaced his favourite set of sandals. The upper body remains almost unchanged, though, with a textured hooded jacket with intricate psychedelic-style patterns and colors on top of a outer-space themed long sleeve, deep neck shirt. Tons of “hippie-style” accessories decorate both arms and his neck, with some more being tacked onto his haircut as well.

Reference Imagery


other than the obvious fact of him being supposed to be in a wheelchair, this one’s accurate


Vito

  • 2 years; n/a; ~5kg; computational AI; missing a physical presence entirely

Vito is not a traditional team member in that he has no physical presence that one could see or meet. Instead, he is a VEEERY glorified Artificial Intelligence (yes, this one has actual “intelligence”) assistant to Valentin, who in turn serves as the host to Vito in a symbyotic relationship. Vito is able to see and perceive the world through Valentin’s senses, but is unable to audibly speak to anyone other than Valentin, for whom Vito is “a voice inside my head”. Other methods may be used to communicate, chief among which any unsecured (or deliberately unlocked) display device or speaker, such as smart TVs, bluetooth speakers and the like. Unless Vito announces himself, is announced by others or the opposing party outright knows already there is no immediate way of telling that he even exists. For those who do know of him, they can address Vito directly without having to go the “tell Vito thisandthat” way.



The Vehicle

Veterans will know the vehicle Valentin has brought to the start line for the group to use:

The self-propelled powerplant railcar returns once more, having done it’s duty in Shitbox Rally 2023 already, although with some modifications made to “fit” three people instead of just Valentin. The entirety of the gen-set equipment has been removed in favor of a transverse back seat for Christopher to be folded into. A similar set of mods was done for the front passenger seat to accomodate Karin, though this one is, rather obviously, not transversely mounted.

Seating Arrangement


Christopher is confined to the back. Val and Karin up front may swap seats if needed. Occupants are to scale.

Other than that, it mechanically is entirely unchanged and still powered by ~160hp of steam.
Given that the front is full of Steam engine and generator, the rear is full of boiler and traction motor equipment and the interior is full of three people waaay too big for the car they have, storage within it is limited to the glovebox, front door pockets and center console. To make the trip possible, a hardware store trailer was procured to tow along, containing anything larger than what fits into a fanny pack per team member.

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Doah Yjumeiysothyitanyia Cer Tosora (DYCT)

Pre-Race RP (Episode 0): How the hell did we get here ?

(Complete with drawings!)

…somewhere. Far, far, away, from Europe. Far, Far away from Earth. In the Fourth Quadrant of the galaxy, stand a group of planets, along the Carme System. The first 4 planets are all inhabited, the 5th, is too far from the Sun to be so. And our adventure begins in the second planet, and the most advanced and populated too, albeit not the largest… Carme-2. Better known, as Yumeisotitania. A planet that is happy and prosperous, despite being a bit laid-back technologically… but has a problem…

…and that is that it’s falling apart… literally.

Day 8, Month 1 (Yumeisotitanian Calendar)

Salmon Bay

Port Masayoshi, S.D.R. of Ligonesia

A cute 15-year old (20 in this planet), straps her surfboard to the roof of her car, a poorly-taken-care-of LigoMoto Hotlas 950 PX. As she walks back to the beach to grab her other stuff after an afternoon’s surfing, she goes to a local Internet Cafe. And on the world wide web, she makes an interesting discovery. Some event called the “Shitbox Rally” was to be held in a place called “Nevada”. Who knows where that Nevada place is, but, Mimi seemed interestedit seemed like a fun event after all. And Mimi likes fun.

So, as she walks down to parking lot back to the car, she dials Mom in her flip-phone, to see if she agrees with the idea.

Mia (in Yume, almost all conversations in this episode will be in Yume btw.):”Hello?”

Mimi:”Hey, mom !”

Mia:”How are you ? Did you have fun ?”

Mimi:”Yes, yes, now, I want to tell you something. I saw there was a fun event which I can do with the car !”

Mia:”You mean… your car ? The one I gave to you once you got your license ?”

Mimi:”Yes !”

Mia:”And, uh, why do you tell this to me ?”

Mimi:”Well… I kinda wanna go. It looks fun.”

Mia:”Mimi… you don’t even know where it is. I don’t know either. Is it abroad or something ?”

Mimi:”I… think so ?”

Mia:”Hm….”

Mimi:”Mom, please !”

Mia: sigh

Mia:”Fine, fine, you can go.”

Mimi:”Yippeeee~~~!”

Mia:”But, you go with me… you’re still a bit too young, and you’ve never even left Ligonesia before, so, I kinda want you to be careful.”

Mimi:”I promise I won’t cause any trouble…”

Mia:”Like when you nearly got me fired because you damaged the water dispenser of the office ?”

Mimi:”I… I seriously promise I won’t cause any damage.”

Mia:”OK, come home, and I’ll start setting up the luggage, if we have to go…”

Mia wasn’t someone who you could call strict. She was fairly loose with her daughter. Yet still, even she felt the impulse to do something irrationaland odd too.

Mia:”Now that you speak about it though… uh… can I bring a few friends ?”

Mimi:”Why so ?”

Mia:”Eh, nothing, just to relive old memories. That’s it.”

Mimi:”Eh, it’s fine. Not like any friends of mine want to go anyway… too busy with Uni, they say.”

Mia:”OK, then, have a safe return.”

Mimi:”You too, bye mom !”

Mimi (in her mind):”’You too’, hehehe… how silly of me.”

She hung up, as she got in the car, and drove out of Salmon Bay, back into the main part of the city. The car itself was very worn out, but, as far as Mimi understood, former participants on the Rally didn’t enter pristine machines either.

Still, they didn’t know how they’d get to this “Nevada” place, “if it even existed”.

And they’d not know either what would be the way to get there.

Day 9, Month 1 (the next day)

Somewhere in the Outskirts of Port Masayoshi

Soon enough, the four women get to the designated spot for meet up. They all had their paperwork in order, except Mimi, who had yet to get her passport. So that’s why they sat off, way early in the morning, the very next day. To get that passport and see where the heck Nevada was.

Mia:”Checklist… food… check… fuel, checked… spares… partially checked, only the basics. Clothing, checked… things to entertain ourselves… check.”

Saki:”It’s all checked.”

Shiki:”The only one who isn’t in check is Mimi who’s sleeping right here.”

Shiki laughs it off. Saki, a close friend of Mia, was meant to be the only invited one, but, after Saki spread the rumours to Shiki, Mia had no other choice but to accept.

Mia:”I did tell her not to go on a party before today because I told her as soon as she got home that I’d get her passport today, and that we ought to set early because the Civil Office will become clobbered with people as the morning progresses.”

She said as Saki sat in the passenger seat, and Mia as driver, before they all sat off on the short coastal route to the Civil Office, as the sunrise progressed.

It was all smooth sailing for the groupUntil suddenly, as they get closer to the location, a bright light appears. A light so intense that, they all got dazzled by it.

As if they were in a Snapping (the event where part of the planet sheds off the rest), or some other supernatural event

They didn’t know where Nevada was

But they’d be in Nevada in no time.

January 15th, 2025

Somewhere between Las Vegas and Pahrump, Nevada

Sunset.

The light was so bright, they all covered their eyes. It was by sheer coincidence that they arrived where they should be. A place that looked so odd yet so futuristic for them (people stuck in the Retro Era)there were no deserts in Ligonesia, so what the hell is going on ?

Mia, Saki and Shiki all saw it, but, not in it’s entirety. Mimi didn’t even feel it, because she was asleep.

The three woman look at themselves as they stop near a dirt road. Nothing seems to happen. No housing appears to emerge, except for a small airfield not too far away. Nevada doesn’t appear in the maps they know. Even the logotypes, the language, and the land don’t seem familiarit’s a bit colder than Ligonesia. A lot drier.

They didn’t know, they’d be the first to arrive to the start line of the 2025 Shitbox Rally, which, as they year progressed became delayed, then cancelled. And with no idea how to return home, or even how to speak to the local populacethe airfield was their place to stay. It was Twin Suns Airfield. So they were extremely lucky to end there of all places. They could soon learn to the local populacewhich is something a duo of characters all too familiar would take charge of.

Familiar Character Number 1

Anyel Yukobaiyaroslavl (formerly named Ángel).

This couldn’t be a Yumeisotitania plot without our favorite defective mind-reader: Anyel. But, as one of the few Yumeisotitanians that have contact with Twin Suns, he naturally was hired as an English teacher for our Misfortunate protagonists. While he will accompany them to Faro, mainly to also take part in the meet up and later meet up with Ana at Barcelona, he ain’t really making much other than helping them navigate what we know as Earth. Which means that he’ll either have to rent a car, or live in what little space remains in the trunk of the DYCT machine this year.

The change in nameyeah, I just felt his Russian Name fitted better. It doesn’t differ much anyway, so, who really cares ?

DYCT kindly nicknames him “Ann”, but they also nickname him “Teacher”, or simply “Angel”.

Familiar Character Number 2

Catherine Jansdatter

Last time, in the 24 Hours of Clunkers, Catherine and Anyel began being Pen Pals, then met in person, then became lovers. She also came in as an English teacher. And yes, she’s much better drawn this time, albeit her near 210kg image is less noticeable here. She too will accompany the group to Faro, but as soon as the rally begins she’ll make her return to Okinawa, waiting lovingly for Anyel.

Catherine is nicknamed more often than not “Cath” by DYCT, but also “Mommy Bear”, or “Momma Panda”. This is just in case any of you readers want to make any scenes with them.

But wait. The car in the drawing isn’t the same as the one they are using ! And you’re right. See, the car they brought originally, was this:

A solid piece of Ligonesian engineering: a 1982 (or equivalent, at least) LigoMoto Hotlas 950 PX, belonging to Mimi.

As you can see, some stuff was inherited from this carbut for late 2025, the car decided to finally stop working. Powered by a mere 40hp unit of a 950cc Boxer-4 engine mounted in the back, it’d be a hassle to fix the thing in so little time in November.

But, yeah, this was the car they originally arrived in. Pretty cool, huh ?

Months progress

November, 2025

Still at Nevada.

11 months passed between their arrival, and the present day. They now know how to speak English (so you don’t have to imagine the language yourselves and instead can actually imagine their voices !). But the LigoMoto, having not seen usage for 11 months, or more than 1 and ½ Yumeisotitanian Years, had it’s engine say goodbye for the event

So, what now ? Wellthere were other similar appearances of Yumeisotitanian Cars appearing in Nevada. First was a LAK Tomamure, which YEAR took as their entry for the 24 Hours of Clunkers for 2025-26so maybejust another miracle !

A blue and black 1988 (or equivalent) AktoKarso 4-Series suddenly appears in the middle of the Twin Suns Airstrip. And the team takes it as theirs.

With some quick modifications and repair work, they discovered something unusual. The AktoKarso was easily fixable with any spares from similar carsso all Anyel and Catherine had to do was finding a Suzuki Vitara or something like that, and put the parts in the AktoKarso. And problem solved.

Now, all that was needed, was a 5th team member to join DYCTbut with Anyel enduring a Mind-Reading Incident Crisis, and Catherine disliking the European narrowness, a person had to be calledone which many would be happy to see on the event.

Anyel:”C’mon, respond.”

Kanna:”Hello, I’m Kanna.”

Anyel:”Kanna, it’s me, Anyel !”

Kanna:”How are you doing, little brother ?”

Anyel:”Fine, I guess… though I want to return to Okinawa. How’s Canada ?”

Kanna:”It’s actually really nice ! Though there’s not so many people, I kinda miss Kōtō because of that.”

Anyel:”Yeah… so, uh, you know S-R got cancelled… and that the 24 H-C is Delayed, right ?”

Kanna:”Uh-Huh.”

Anyel:”Well, I heard of another Rally that will be held in Europe, and I wondered if you wanted to partake in the event. With my students, of course.”

Kanna:”Why don’t you go though ?”

Anyel:”You know… my Mind-Reading.”

Kanna:”Ohh…”

Anyel:”Or, well, yeah, I’ll go. But only until Barcelona, after that I’ll return to Okinawa.”

Kanna:”Yaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!”

Anyel: snickers “I’ll wait for you in Nevada. Go check the car, and meet the girls. You’ll love to meet them and I’m pretty sure they’ll love you too.”

Kanna:”Booking the flights to Vegas right now ! Where’s the start line ?”

Anyel:”Portugal. Not Lisbon, Faro.”

Kanna:”Finish ?”

Anyel:”In Oulu, Finland. It’s the other reason I ain’t going, Russians ain’t allowed in Finland.”

Kanna:”Lucky me, I’m from the Japanese side of the family !”

Anyel:”Yeah, yeah… so, I’ll wait for you here ?”

Kanna:”Sure thing, little brother !”

Anyel:”Good. Then see you here !”

Kanna:”Ciao, Love you, Ciao !”

Anyel:”Bye to you too.”

And he hangs upthe plot was set for DYCT.

And this is how the First Episode Ends ! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you in the next post !

Extra Thingy !

Map of Ligonesia, drawn sometime in late 2024 by me.

Author’s Note

The canon reason for which the LigoMoto isn’t the car they’ll use (nor the car I’ll send, the AktoKarso being it’s replacement), is because with the Open Beta, because it was a mod body, it stopped working. Now you know.

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The Rhinos - Pre-Race RP

You really should read your mails! The inbox is full!

You know I am busy… and what have you done today?

Organizing your mails. They want to know when it starts. And be home for christmas. I don´t want to be without mama and my dog. Still, i love my cat…

Meow!

Shut up, Al Katzone! Ok, eeeeeh….

FCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!

Yeah, I don´t like cats but you are ok, all right?

purrpurrpurrpurr

How about arriving at Oulu the 23rd of December, letting people decide if they want to spend Christmas with us or fly home, this means we start the….

5th of December!

Chantal, NO!

The 6th?

Just give up trying to calculate, you won´t get it right anyway!

JUST SAY YOU HATE ME! I BETTER DIE AND YOU HAVE PEACE!

NO! Chantal… sorry.. so let us calculate together. 23 minus 14 for the days we travel… is what?

Meow!

Katzone, not now. I want her to try herself.

Meow.

Ok, 23…22…21…. 15?

Almost. Think of the 24th being the party at Oulu… then Kalix to Oulu on december 23rd… aaand, we start on wednesday, december 11 in Faro… mind that we have two no-driving days at Matterhorn and in Berlin, where Victor gives parties and accomodation. Here, take your favourite beverage, some hot chocolate.

December 11 is Faro-Alicante, 12 is Alicante-Barcelona, 13 is Barcelona-Nice, 14 is Nice-Matterhorn, 15 is Matterhorn and celebrating into my birthday… Victor again messed it up and thought the 15th is my birthday that we could spend with a hangover… 16 is Matterhorn to Stuttgart, 17th is Stuttgart to Berlin, 18th is Berlin where we finally CAN have a hangover from celebrating my 62th… 19th is Berlin to Malmö, 20th is Malmö to Stockholm, 21th is Stockholm to Ör… eh, fucking Sutströmming villlage, 22th is Örn..strömm…Örnöldsvik to Kalix, 23th is Kalix to Oulu.

The next day, November 20

MATEEEEEEUUUUUSZ!

Sure, lady boss?

Can you drive me to the local fabric store? That interior is GROSS!

Well, yes, not even Poles would dare to sit on that. Why don´t you drive yourself?

Long story…. can you help me replacing all that disgusting interior? Is that even leather?

Ty piekna, that is a Globus. The only animal dying for that was propably the American plastic pig.

Phew. Even better. So, yes, I do. Plenty of empty time slots since my father stopped caring about customers.

The same evening:

Chantal, what are you doing there?

Eeeeeh… nothing?

Does not look like nothing. Whatever it is, keep going.

You will regret saying this, but I will love it.

Oh, is that a threat?

A promise! AND STOP THE FUCK DRINKING!

Chantal, is that a joint again?

THAT IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT MATTER!

On November 26, Thomas finally went to his Globus Grand Traveller… and was shocked.

WHAT THE…. PINK???

The clear coat that peeled off the original sun-burned color has been scraped off and replaced with a new one - so far, so good: IF IT HAD NOT BEEN PINK!

Opening the doors was a better experience at first, since the mouldy smell was gone, so was the disgustingly worn-off beige interior… but again, Chantals taste is not for everybody.

what the…. CHANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!

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Deja vu from SR2022

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Team Smoky Supercharged Saberin

What better to bring to a cross-continental rally than a questionable car pulled straight from a disused TV car lot, auctioned, used by some youngster, and then sold on again? Driven by a duo of similarly questionable anthropomorphic creatures from far, far away?
Not convinced? I don’t blame you.


The Team:

Zakhar Falgridir Tomar (“Zack”, on the left)
Male “Eastern Kathi”, 21, 176cm, 78kg - He’s the main source of bad jokes, stating the obvious, and generally being the gremlin in the team. Endlessly, almost tiringly, optimistic. Allegedly responsible for dragging the other in to the voyage, even though his job back on Lionyamar consists of office work at an accounting firm, not conducive to knowing about rallies. Regrettably, he’s profoundly useless at driving as standards in the Kingdom of Saratos, compared to Europe, are quite low. He knows the theory in driving a manual, but hasn’t touched a car at all since his 10-minute driving test in his home country.

“You know, a lot of these cars are alike; they suck, squeeze, bang, and blow. I think this one blows more than most.”

Jace-Tirin Harynn (“Jace”, on the right)
Male “Southern Kathi”, 21, 178cm, 68kg - Self-proclaimed “mechanic” and main driver, with a large disdain for temperatures above 25 degrees and below -10 degrees Celsius. Suffers from severe second-hand embarassment problems. Other than that, a fairly agreeable person as long as you can get him to start talking. At home, he owns too many shitboxes to reliably keep track of what needs doing and what even runs at all. He is a contractor for the Saratosi mail service and usually flies routes between the north and south of the country using a small propeller plane. He says he’s an alright driver, but then again, he hasn’t owned something which pushed out more than a 150-or-so horsepower. Especially not which is rear-engined to boot.

“I swear if this forsaken thing doesn’t have a working climate control system…”

(Sidenote for those who recognise the name from SR… He’s undergone a practically complete re-write of his existence, which explains why he isn’t grey anymore. Consider him new.)


The Car


It’s a 1994 Saberin Sinesia 2500 S FIS. The remarkable thing however is that it technically was part of the TV show Notruf 110, although it never actually saw the spotlight. This car was used for stunt training to instruct the actor for the character Klaus Kasupke. The reveal of the 1996 Saberin Soaura 4-door however resulted in the Sinesia being requested to be replaced by the new model, which landed this vehicle right in the storage lot. Its history is filled with waiting for someone to take care of it, which someone did, after it was auctioned off; a youngster who threw in a host of fun modifications from an aftermarket stereo to a massive subwoofer and the premium Saberin Soundmagic S-165 speakers, to the tacky SABERSPRINT decal on the side.. After many years of sitting it picked up a great deal of faults and flaws, which led ot it ultimately being sold, to a friend of the two team members.

The 2500 S FIS is the supercharged 2.5-liter boxer-6 trim with nicer interior fittings, a Soundmagic 300 2-DIN CD+Cassette head unit (since removed and replaced by a semi-modern Soundmagic 540BT), more responsive steering and a set of Sabersprint alloy wheels (missing). The 2.5-liter unit, mounted in the rear, transmits its power through the rear transaxle to the rear wheels. Despite its current set of rubber being crap and not fitting with the car, it still manages a 7.3 second sprint to 100km/h. Allegedly.

Currently, there’s some dents, some exterior surface rust, a rather large amount of paint fade, the engine temperature is questionable, the air conditioning doesn’t work, the power steering pump whines, the brakes feel mushy, the clutch sticks and the shifter feels like absolute garbage. But then again; nothing is perfect. At least that’s what Zakhar would say.

Pre-race coming soon

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Would it be possible to use an in-lore famously shit oil crisis ‘supercar’ for this challenge, or is that a little too far beyond 5000 euros?

A supercar might be over the top, but unpopular sports cars can be in the budget due to a very small crowd willing to deal with them. For 5000 Euro you might get a neglected Maserati Biturbo, for example.

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Ahh, I see what you mean.

I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME, BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY, I'M NEVER GONNA FALL IN LINE, BECOME ANOTHER VICTIM OF YOUR CONFORMITY AND BACK DOWNNN BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW US AT ALL, WE LAUGH WHEN OLD PEOPLE FALL, BUT WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT WITH A CONSCIENCE SO SMALL? HEAVY METAL, AND MULLETS, IT'S HOW WE WERE RAISED, MAIDEN AND PRIEST WERE THE GODS THAT WE PRAISED 'CAUSE WE LIKE HAVING FUN AT OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPENSE, AND CUTTIN' PEOPLE DOWN IS JUST A MINOR OFFENSE, THEN IT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN, I GUESS I'LL NEVER LEARN, I'M SICK OF BEING TOLD TO WAIT MY TURN! I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME, BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY, I'M NEVER GONNA FALL IN LINE, BECOME ANOTHER VICTIM OF YOUR CONFORMITY AND BACK DOWNNN


SCUDERIA
philomena


prologue I


Late October 2025, probably

The ever-noisy halls of a western undergraduate university dulled out from the harsh tunes of a noughties punk rock album in the speakers of cheap tinny earbuds. Back and forth, students came and went like a tide rolling across a beach, all living what many would consider the best days of their academic careers if not for the predatory fees and mental health declines that came with such an institution. Conversations filled the aisle with chatter, all whilst Lily’s bony back began to ache from the 30 or so odd minutes of sitting in a crustacean-like, cross-legged pose on a solid bench against the corridor walls. While it felt like no time had passed, the banging of the drums and the screaming of the guitars alleviated the perception of hours gone by.

They remained hyperfixated on their laptop screen as their eyes stuck to the diagram displayed before them. Their brown, furry tail lightly tapped on the seat in frustration through it. Swiping their long, overgrown, messy bangs away from their bright red eyes, they zoomed in further and adjusted their rectangular-framed glasses to try to make sense of what they were looking at the best they could.

“Jeez, fucking UAMC. Can’t just keep things simple, can you?”

The sun dimly peered through the windows of the building, casting cool shadows behind the sun-lit behinds of people walking by. It was an hour or two ahead of sundown, but as students do, they continued making their way to classes and their various scholarly activities even as the night encroached. Lily continued to analyze the image on their laptop, viewing it at different angles to determine what exactly they were looking for, but this dedicated train of thought was quickly derailed when a familiar chime rang out and a buzz hummed through their pocket.

Slightly annoyed, they reached for the multicolored strap hanging out of their ripped, dark navy jeans, and tapped the screen of the folded up handset once it landed in their hand.

You have mail.

“Ah jeez, wonder who that could be…”

With one swift motion, the pink device flipped open and was unlocked with the press of a finger. They took a quick glance at the notification bar to quickly check the phone’s battery level, before scrolling through and eventually reaching their email app.

While they expected another nagging of their overdue tuition fees, the latest thing they received had Lily scratching their head instead as they read the address it was from. An unfamiliar domain. They continued to read through the email anyway, with their eyes finally lighting up as they recognized the attached name.

Hi Lily,

“Oh, well, hi!” They muttered to themselves.

Forgive the strange domain, it’s your friend Svi. It’s been a while since we’ve met and I hope this email finds you well. I do certainly miss the times we’ve spent together back in high school. How have you been doing? I hope you can reply to me as soon as possible, I would love to speak to you again soon.

Before they could read the email fully, their entire display changed to a face Lily had grown accustomed to since moving to Los Angeles, all the while blaring an old synthpop tune. With a sigh, they took their earphones out of their ears and swiped the screen to the left to pick up the call.

“Yes, dear. What’s up?” They said with just a bit more than a hint of sarcasm.

“Are you not picking me up?”

With that single sentence from a deep feminine voice on the other end, Lily felt like a rock had just been dropped right down their throat and ricocheted around their stomach. They quickly looked at the time on the computer, before jolting themselves once more.

“I uh, of course I am! I’m actually on my way there right now! It’s jus-”

“Lily, traffic won’t make the trip from UCLA to here that much longer. Get on it, please.”

With that, the call ended abruptly. Lily clasped the pastel-backed phone close with an audible pop, forcing it back into their front pocket. Frantically they gathered all the material scattered around the bench and shoved it all within their backpack, before racing down the crowded halls past other students towards the parking lot. While they might’ve heard someone call them from behind, they were too focused on the task at hand to want to listen to whatever it might’ve been.

The setting California sun shone a dimming yellow filter over the environment, while the purple skies bathed the reflections of automobiles in the lot with a shimmery hue. Lily reached down into their left pocket, wiggling their hand around before coming to a terrible realization.

“Ah, I dropped it.” They said as they looked back around towards the building, where an older gentleman had begun to approach them.

“I tried calling out to ya, but seemed like you was in a rush!” He said, dangling the plastic fob out towards Lily. A wave of embarrassment washed over their face as they recognized who exactly was giving it out. “First ya miss ya class on the first week of the semester, then, ya forget to turn your exam in, now you be droppin’ ya car keys and ignoring what everybody be sayin’ to ya. What’s next, kiddo?”

“I’m so, so sorry!” They took the little piece of plastic from the man’s hands, ignoring the snide remarks about their academics and still smiling as they gave their appreciation. “But thank you! I’ll keep doing my best!”

“Oh, you better!”

Lily didn’t look back as they hit the unlock button on the fob, in the distance they saw the orange hazards of the red coupe surrounded by a sea of silver, white and black sedans and SUVs. They hopped over a few curbs and bushes before getting to the trunk of the vehicle and throwing their stuff inside, closing it with a firm slam before running for the door and getting in the car, where inside they were greeted with the ever familiar railroad crossing of an interior chime and the silver and red Alpena badge staring at their face from the steering wheel airbag.

Looking in the rear view mirror, they observed their dyed blonde hair having turned into a mess of lines across the brown fur on their face from dashing across the lot. With the gear lever wiggled, clutch fully depressed and a push of a button, the 6-cylinder engine roared up with a deep, trombone-like sound. A CD, already loaded in from earlier in the day, picked up where it left off and began to broadcast its anthem of aggressive guitar strumming and anti-establishment lyrics.

Right as Lily turned their head back and put the gear lever towards the top left of the pattern in reverse, ready to release the clutch pedal and back out of the spot, a loud knocking came from the passenger window. They looked back and found the imposing silhouette of a group they hated on campus more than anyone. On their left, light green pupils and a sharp, chiseled jawline greeted them with a cheeky grin topped with short well-kept brown hair. Reluctantly, Lily rolled the vehicle’s glass down, where they were instantly met with the typical cheery. loud-mouthed greeting they were used to.

“Going somewhere, Lil’?” A casual, yet confident masculine voice spoke out. A bright blue football jersey covered a well-built body whose bare sunburnt arm was slung over the roof of the lowered 2-door. “Oh, nice haircut, by the way. You seemed like you were in a rush, am I bothering you?”

Lily’s eyes shot back to behind their head in annoyance, before turning back to the guy in front of them, nose wrinkling as they caught a whiff of an unpleasant scent. “I am in fact, in a rush. What do you want?”

“Ah shit. My bad, my bad. Was just… ya know… admiring you and your studious self as usual.” He chuckled, looking back at the rest of the boys surrounding the car, who all nodded at him like a group of sycophants sucking up to their king. “So about our English homework…”

“You know I’m still working on it. Don’t wet your panties, Chuck, deadline’s still three weeks away.” They responded, trying to hide their annoyance.

“Hey, hey, just checkin’ ya know. Not tryna pressure you or nothing. Y’know how it goes.”

“So what do you want, then?” Lily glanced over at the clock.

She’ll probably be pretty pissed when I get there…

“I’m just thinking y’know. If you want any help with the homework. Cause you know I’m like that, always helpful, right boys?” He looked back to his group of jesters yet again, all nodding in unison. “Maybe when you’re free, I don’t mind coming by-”

“Oh, you’re so generous! But I don’t know what your girlfriend would think, and that’s another can of worms! So I’ll have to say no. Aaand, I’m running late, so I’ll uh-”

The gear knob was thrown in reverse once again, and even though the boy was still hanging over the door, Lily dumped the clutch and put their right foot down on the throttle. A screech and a flurry of smoke yelped out from the rear of the car as it rapidly pulled away from the parking space. A couple of the guys immediately stepped back from the reversing car, and Chuck himself jumped behind in a daze of confusion.

“Sorry! I’ll get the homework done, though!” Lily shouted out as they turned the car towards the exit and shifted into first, barreling off the school grounds with the loud Alpena V6 drowning out whoever may have been calling them out.

Fucking jocks.


A cool breeze swept over the land as the sun sat right above the horizon. Trees rustled softly with the wind like orange and tan ballerinas in a synchronized ensemble. Running her hands through her blue dyed hair, Pat stood on the sidewalk in front of the gates of a large mansion with her large patterned marine tail swaying from side to side impatiently. She took her phone from her bag to check the time, and sighed as she put it back in to watch the sunset with a hint of melancholy waving over her like the shore in the distance.

The large metal gate behind her opened with an audible groan, and she was greeted with the bright projection of a luxury car’s cool blue LED headlamps. She stepped aside to let the big black, red-and-gold badged sedan roll out, only for it to stop when the vehicle’s large, ominous doors came in front of her. The front window rolled down, followed shortly after by the rear, revealing those on board; an elderly couple in the fore end, as well as a pair of siblings sitting aft in the vehicle’s cavernous backseat.

“Oh dear, I thought your friend was nearby?” Asked the elderly woman in the front seat. “Are you still doing good, dear?”

She spoke with grace, gentry, and a hint of kindness as she looked at Pat, who simply shrugged. “That’s what they said. I don’t really mind waiting, though. It’s not so bad out here.” Pat said, masking her frustration and tiredness as best she could.

“Well, if you don’t mind, we would be willing to drive you home before we head out to dinner! It would be simply terrible if you had caught a cold out here waiting for your friend.” The woman smiled warmly.

“Gramma, maybe Pat can join us for dinner!” Said the younger of the two siblings in the back, full of the seemingly never ending energy that an elementary schooler would have. The young boy’s face was full of glee, almost ready to jump out of his seat in excitement. “Can she, can she, Gramma?”

Pat was a bit taken aback by this statement, especially as she glanced towards the further side of the cabin where the elder sibling sat, who was looking out their window, occasionally turning his head to scan her when she spoke. “I appreciate the offer, but…”

“Oh, I don’t think that’s a terrible idea at all! Pat, maybe you would be interested? We’re headed down to Redfish tonight, have you ever eaten there? It’s quite a lovely place, I never thought the kids would love it, but they do.”

“C’mon Pat!”

Overwhelmed with the sudden offers, Pat took a step back. She could only mutter under her breath, not wanting to appear disinterested. “N-no… I’m…”

While she did find the prospect interesting, she couldn’t help but peek at the guy sitting in the back. Even though he wasn’t exactly looking at her, she felt an uncomfortable gaze from him. A wave of malaise washed through her as she found herself stuck in a position she didn’t want to be in.

She had an interest, certainly, as the kid in the seat right ahead of her was certainly fun to be around with, but she couldn’t say the same for the man across. Pat did her best to hide her discomfort as she ever so slowly put another foot behind her.

“Is there something wrong, dear?” Said the woman. She wasn’t entirely sure if she was clueless, or intentionally putting on a comforting voice, but Pat wasn’t enjoying the implications of that question.

What the hell do you mean?

Before she could speak a word, however, Pat picked up a change in the air around her, and so did the woman before her. The distant air resonated with the trumpeting roar of a proud six cylinder that climbed the hills with fierce desire. Pat looked behind toward the road, seeing the twin distant lights of an ever-familiar coupe clawing its way past street parked cars and potholes that scattered the Beverly Hills roads.

“I don’t think she’s interested, Gramma.” Spoke a slightly annoyed masculine voice from inside the black four-door. With a relieved sigh, Pat turned around, a smile now lining her face from cheek to cheek. “Respectfully, Mrs. Steinberg, I’ll have to decline.”

It didn’t take long before a red coupe appeared behind her, its dim yellow-tinted halogens shining on Pat’s back as she waved at the child in the backseat and walked towards the passenger door of the red Alpena.

“Just one more thing Pat,” said the woman before Pat grabbed the handle, “it’s going to be a bit too cold soon to continue Justin’s swimming lessons. But we will definitely continue when the weather gets better.”

With a nod, the black sedan drove off in an eerie silence interrupted only by the crunching of leaves beneath its large tires, the gate to the house closing behind it. Pat eventually jumped in the crimson two-door, throwing her bag in the rear before buckling up. She turned her attention to the person next to her in the driver’s seat, who had an awkward smile on their face. Looking at the clearly embarrassed face of someone who broke a promise, Pat couldn’t help but burst out in laughter following the entire exchange, something that Lily simply sat dumbfounded at.

“Did I… is everything okay?” Lily said as they stared at the tiger shark before them. After a short bout of chuckling, Pat snapped out of their giggle fit, wiping a tear out of their eye before saying, “Just drive already!”

With that, the old Alpena took off with a deep burble that the two were already familiar with, and the environment around them merging together in a blur swiping past through the car’s windows. For a moment they sat together in relative silence as the CD that Lily had put in earlier came to an end. Pat took the disc out, going into the glovebox to find a replacement. She took out a jewelcase of N.W.A.’s Efil4zaggin album, which she opened up to put into the radio.

It took a while, after a short stint down Sunset Boulevard, they made it onto the 405 Freeway, as jam-packed with traffic as ever. Lily finally spoke up with a gulp. “How’d the lessons go today?”

“Decently well. The kid’s a pretty quick learner so they usually go without a hitch. What’d you learn in class today?” Pat answered back, quick to change the topic.

“Ehhh, y’know… Art stuff, I guess? Not sure what else I can really tell you without getting too specific.”

“You can always get specific with me, you already know I don’t mind.”

“I don’t want to bore you out.” Lily said as the car came to a halt. All around them were the bright red tail lights of the other cars in traffic. The sun had gone completely down the horizon at this point, yet the road remained congested and bright with the dazzling shine of a sea of automotive lighting fixtures that one had to be careful not to drown in.

“We’re stuck here for another half hour, I think I’d find anything interesting at this point.” Pat said, turning her head over to Lily. “Have you eaten dinner yet?”

“N-no…”

“Hm, a few exits down is Japantown, I think. We could probably find somewhere to eat there. It’ll be on me, this time.” Pat smiled.

“Well, shit! If you insist!” Lily said, changing a gear down and jumping into an adjacent lane where the flow of vehicles seemed to move faster. The tachometer needle jumped up, and the engine responded accordingly with a proud howl as the coupe accelerated, pushing the two occupants into their seats.

This excitement was cut short, however, as they ended up right behind yet another slow-moving line, and Pat couldn’t help but let out a small giggle.


The streets of Californian Venice slowed down as the moon rose gently over the mountains to the east. Incandescent bulbs and light emitting diodes bathed the pavements and walls of the shoreside district in all sorts of colours, and people from various walks of life scattered along the vibrant streets now dressed in the soft hue of the dark moonlit sky. Occasionally, a car would drive by, the sound of its tires gripping the pavement and the low drumming of the internal combustion engine within moving along with a quiet swish as the hours ticked down.

The warm pillows and thick blanket ruffled gently with sensory meridian emotions mixing in the air. Humming static from the old plasma television on one end filled the room with a tender white noise as the words “no signal” bounced around its dim screen which painted the walls in blue undertones. Lily raised their eyelids and groaned as they sat themselves up from where they lay, remaining vigilant as to not wake the girl next to them. A sweet scent filled their nostrils as they lifted the covers from their bare, fur-coated body now covered in various markings reminiscent of a shark’s jaw.

“What a feisty girl…” They whispered quietly to no one in particular as they took a closer look at all the love marks left upon their body, a smirk inching across their face as they glanced over at the girl in their bed. Even then, something had been poking at the back of Lily’s mind since the afternoon, and they retraced their sex clouded memories to try and recall exactly what was bothering them.

With their hands rubbing on their forehead, they could vaguely remember exactly what felt missing from them at this very moment.

Svi…

All that came up was a name that they hadn’t heard of in years. Lily stood up from the bed, taking their hoodie from a nearby computer chair and covering up what they could, before grabbing their phone from the nightstand and unlocking it with the tap of a finger.

The clock on the small display showed five minutes to midnight, and Lily stepped out of the bedroom. The area they entered, however, wasn’t that much brighter, only lit by the orange and blue streetlamps that dotted the roads outside their quiet apartment. Scanning around, their eyes eventually landed upon their silver-colored laptop sitting on the tiled kitchen counter. They trotted over to unplug it from the wall, and sat down on the velvet sofa.

From there, they navigated onto their email, and after scrolling through numerous annoying Canvas notifications and invitations to school clubs they could be less interested about, they found the email they had received from the afternoon, and with a couple of swipes of the trackpad, picked up where they left off.

*I’m sure you haven’t forgotten about me, have you? The last time we saw each other was right after my high school graduation. I’m sure you still remember going to that shady karaoke booth with Jen and everyone else. *

“I definitely do…” They said to themselves, a flood of memories swept their brain and a vivid scene was immediately painted in their mind. Before they could be taken away, though, Lily quickly snapped out of the trance and went back to reading the email.

I’d like to talk with you more, but I’m sure emails are inconvenient. I’ve had to deactivate my personal Instagram account, I hope you didn’t think I blocked you or anything, but my agency at the time really didn’t want me having all that visible for people to see. Which is really, quite valid! I haven’t used social media like that in a really long while, so I’m not exactly sure how we can keep communicating. Though maybe I can make an alt just to talk with you again…

Also, are you still into cars? I remember when you bought your first car, that red Alpena sports car. Do you still drive it? I also remember you working on it and nearly dropping a water pump (at least that’s what I remember it was) on your foot! I hope you haven’t given up the hobby.

Please let me know how things are! I still miss you and everyone back there! If possible, also email me back with your instagram handle in case I do make another account!

A shudder went down Lily’s spine as they finished up the rest of the email. They tried remembering exactly what Svi looked like. They took their pink handset out from the front pocket of their grey jacket, pushing it open with their thumb and getting onto the first social media app they could find on the home page. After a few minutes of frantic searching, they landed on an account of an old friend of theirs from high school, and looking through the tagged posts, a lightning bolt of remembrance struck the top of their cranium as they landed on a group picture from well over half a decade ago.

“That’s… her, isn’t it?” They said, focusing in on a snow leopard in one corner of the low-resolution image. They could just barely make out the shade that their eyes were in through the pixels of the picture aged by digital compression artifacts, but just seeing the girl’s overall appearance was enough to send Lily down a reminiscence highway of their teenage years.

Svitlana…

Pushing aside the lessons and lectures of their college from the past four semesters, they did their best to cast their mind back into why they hadn’t seen this girl in ages, wondering if a form of early onset dementia had grabbed ahold of their mind.

After a bit of thinking, it all came back to them.

“A modelling agency…”

They thought about it for some time, sinking into the plush cushions of the old couch that their body rested on. The howling of the wind shook the windows of the old apartment buildings and whistled across the bricks of its facade, sweeping dust up from the sills and depositing them across the city wind.

The sprawling city of Los Angeles slowly got quieter and quieter through the night, though never truly silencing itself, embracing its heritage as being among the cities that never sleep, but for some of its residents, they found themselves drifting off into soft dreams and gentle slumber.

Before nodding off, Lily typed away on the clicky membranes of the old business laptop, being careful with their word choice even if they were not exactly sure why. Once a sufficient word count had been reached, they folded the device back down and let it rest on the coffee table off to their side, before going back into the musky bedroom where they snuck back under the covers, wrapping their arms around the shark girl deep in a peaceful drowse entrenched between soft silk pillows and a lustful ambience.

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... he woke up from dreaming and put on his shoes, started making his way past two in the morning, he hasn't been sober for days... leaning now, into the breeze, remembering sunday, he falls to his knees they had breakfast together, but two eggs don't last like the feeling of what he needs, now this place seems familiar to him, she pulled on his hand with a devilish grin, she led him upstairs, she led him upstairs, left him dying to get in... forgive me i'm trying to find, my calling, i'm calling at night, i don't mean to be a bother but have you seen this girl? she's been running through my dreams, and it's driving me crazy it seems, i'm gonna ask her to marry me


prologue II


Also late October 2025, probably

A soft breeze gently wiped over the North Atlantic coast. The morning sun embraced the edges of the Portuguese mountainside and blanketed the yellowing tree leaves in its warmth. The water of the coast bubbled up on the sandy beaches, crashing softly on the rocks resting along the shores and the hulls of small yachts docked peacefully in the small harbour.

Glimmers of light pierced through trees and into the slits of the Venetian shades that covered the large slabs of tempered glass around the property. When these beams of sunshine arrived upon Svi’s eyelids, she felt her rhythm come into motion as she slowly opened them. She pushed the thick blanket off of her equally fluffy black and off-white fur coated body, allowing some of her internal heat to radiate off of her and dissipate in the room. Her keen ears twitched from sensing the subtle shaking of the leaves outside from the cool sea wind, and she finally sat up from where she laid in the middle of the queen-size mattress.

The plain white walls that surrounded her were as sterile as a laboratory, with the contemporary right angles of the modern house carving a strict but luxurious chamfer through the bedroom. She turned her attention to the cold glass and metal slate on her nightstand, picking up the handset and flicking through her notifications as part of a typical routine. One of them vibrantly stood out to her as she scrolled through the digital list of rounded off grey boxes with all sorts of deadpan information.

Excitedly, she stood up from where she slept, phone in hand, and cheerily made her way to the lavatory, doing her morning business as she read through the new email.

Hey Svi!

Good to hear from you after all this time. Shame about your Instagram account, but honestly these emails don’t feel like a bother to me at all. We’ve had enough online literacy lessons to know the do’s and don’t’s of sending emails back and forth so I think we can stick to this for now.

Svi let out a small giggle while reading this first portion of the email she’d received, but before reading any further, she set her device down on the counter next to her and continued her ritual. She twisted the shower knob, letting water pour out like an indoor downpour. The warmth contrasted with the internal temperature of the room, letting small clouds of steam fizzle out and fogging up the glass that surrounded the small cubicle.

She then entered, carefully watching her step so as to not slip, and letting the warmth envelop her in a soft drizzle. She squeezed out a handful of her favourite Ouai volumizing shampoo and massaged it into her scalp, slowly pulling down to reach the ends of her wet platinum-blonde hair. Foam and bubbles lined the top and back of her silhouette as she began to wash the product off after it being entrenched in her for a while. After this, she moved onto a shea butter and honey bodywash for the fur all over her body, careful to get it between important regions. She scrubbed lightly with her fingers, from head to tail, ensuring that she’d have gotten full coverage before turning the water back on and rinsing herself off thoroughly, guaranteeing that no last bit of soap remained on her.

Turning the handle back and stopping the flow of liquid, she first shook herself thoroughly with the door still closed, before stepping out and taking a towel from the nearby rack, patting herself lightly all over.

She then took out a blow dryer from a cabinet next to the large bathroom mirror, plugging it in and letting the warm air puff at her body, sending her pelt and hair into a backwards motion as they reacted with the steady moving wind from the small turbine-like device. To finish off this part of her routine, she grabbed a small detangling brush from the counter in front of her, and started to pull it down over her off-white coat in patterned, swiping motions.

Her process was interrupted as a futuristic, corporate ringtone sang out from her phone, vibrating and shaking the marble around the sink with a low buzz.

Here we go. Just another day, I guess.

She looked at the caller ID, and set the comb down, picking the call up with a swipe. “Alo?”

“Bom diaaa~! How are you feeling this morning, Ana?” Spoke the fruity voice of a highly energetic twink on the other end of the phone.

“As great as always when I get a call from you, Leo. What’s today’s agenda?”

“Oooh~! Morning voiceeee~! You sound like, so different when you’ve just woken up, I swear. Exciting~! Anyway, for today you have brunch with… Director Sanchez if you remember him… he wanted to discuss with you about that video shoot with AzulBeau. I’ve given the address to Bruce, so he’ll be picking you up at 10. Then after that, there’s a photoshoot and interview with Caras later at 2 pm…”

“Have they said who the photographer will be for Caras? I don’t remember from last time.”

“Apparently some guy from Australia? They didn’t give much details other than his work is apparently pretty chic and unique, soooooo. Don’t worry, it won’t be with Bruno again, I don’t think.”

“Anything but Bruno!” She chuckled over the phone, even though her physical face was that of malaise.

“Oh my god, I know right? I mean, granted, it’s for Caras so it won’t be anything raunchy, but girl, that last shoot he did for you? He took too many strange shots? Like, ugh, was that one where yo-”

“Yes, Leo, we both don’t like him. What’s next?”

“Oop, my bad diva… Next up you’ve got an event with… Ooooh, Felicia!”

“Felicia?”

“Yesss, y’know? The humanitarian organization run by Sendo?”

“Ah, my bad, how could I forget. What time was it supposed to be at?”

At this point, she put the handset on speaker mode, setting it down near her, before continuing to groom her thick leopard coat.

“It’s actually later in the night, you just have to give a speech, which I’ve already prepared for you~! They’d like for you to be there by 7 pm at the latest.”

“Aw, obrigado, Leo… Is that all for today?”

“Mmm, yes! Producer Almeida bailed out on a dinner with you at the last minute, because of a quote on quote “emergency” but we all know why he actually did that…”

“Drugs again, isn’t it?”

“Right?! God, he can put a great movie together, but he really needs to lay off of it badly! If I had to deal with his stinky breath one more time-”

“You’re starting to speak out of line, Leo.” She cut him off with a hint of laughter in her voice.

“Oh my god, sorry! You’re not gonna fire me for that, right, queen?”

Svi let out a hearty laugh. “Of course not! You’re one of the few people I can trust.”

“Aww, girl, I love you so much. It hurts me to take 15% percent of your earnings every year, but that’s what the contract stipulates. I’ll be so sad when it ends, but we can still be friends after, right?”

“Of course, we can. Is there anything else that you need to tell me?”

“Mmm, nope! You’re all set for the day! I updated your calendar and it should’ve forwarded about… now! I’ll be seeing you later~!”

“Thanks, Leo.”

“You bet!”

With that, the room was once again loud with silence. Svi sighed and continued where she left off, combing the rest of her pelt until all the excess had gathered into white clumps underneath her. She observed herself in the mirror, paying close mind to the area around her navel and waist.

So much maintenance…

She moved onto the next part of her morning, and started by washing her hands with an anti-bacterial soap, then tying her long, wavy blonde hair up into a neat ponytail. She began to rub her face with an oil-controlling deep pore cleansing balm ensuring she was getting it through beneath the fur on her face and reaching the skin, doing this for at least four minutes. Right after, she focused on a foaming facial cleanser to use alongside the oil-controlling balm, squeezing a subtle amount onto her fingers and wiping all over her face for the next two minutes. She took care to allow the foam to mix together with the product she had previously used, getting in between tight spots around under-fur ridges and creases that lined her mouth, jaw, eyebrows, and eyelids. With sufficient coverage acquired, she then turned the faucet on and leaned down into the sink, letting the warm water run as she completely washed off all the excess for another four minutes to complete the next part of her rigorous self-care.

Taking a towel off the nearby rack, she carefully patted it over her countenance, gathering every last droplet that tried clinging on. Once dried off, she looked over herself in the mirror, carefully examining her under eye, lips. She squeezed a small amount of retinol cream onto her index finger, and liberally applied it to areas she deemed important, before finishing off with a moisturizer to prevent her skin from drying out.

Svi walked back into her bedroom and navigated towards the large, walk-in closet, picking up a fluffy, beige robe and dressing herself lightly. She looked around for a bit, feeling as though she missed something important, but carried on and drifted downstairs to the kitchen, where she grabbed a few basic ingredients to prepare herself a small meal.

The deafening quietness of the walls as she sat alone in the kitchen rang in her eardrums. The cold granite countertop reflected the light atop her as crumbs fell from the toast that disappeared into her mouth. Getting bored of the silence, she paused her breakfast to grab the remote for the television. Next to the small plastic electronic was a flyer she remembered picking up after a photoshoot a week ago, and Svi finally recalled what she missed a moment earlier. After turning the television on, she flew up the stairs and scrambled to find where she left her phone, eventually coming upon it in the bathroom, where she unlocked it once again and continued reading the email she received as she went back down.

I’m still doing good. College stresses me out sometimes, but that’s on me for deciding to go with 8-week courses instead of the usual. Tuition is expensive though, even with scholarships, so the more time I can work, the better.

If you’re wondering about the car, I still have it. It’s been a bit of a pain in the ass lately. UAMC can design an engine that’ll last forever but can’t design chassis components that are both easy to work on and last long. I’ll have to change a couple worn out parts which will be another financial drain… that’s what I get for choosing to put looks before maintenance I guess.

Svi giggled. That’s so like them.

How’s your life going over there? Last I heard you were scouted by a modeling agency but we never really heard from you back. Hope you’re making the big bucks! Bet you’ve been walking up and down the catwalks like a true diva wearing all sorts of Vivienne Westwood clothes (or should I say couture?), and I’m guessing you’ve got yourself a car now, too. Will I be able to see you on Miss Universe soon? Being a model must be awesome.

She paused for a moment as she read that paragraph, and took a deep breath. Her deep thoughts were interrupted by a notification from her door, and quickly went to a different app to see who it could be.

Upon checking the camera, she was a bit taken aback. It was a well-dressed elderly gentleman, someone who she’s very much familiar with. She looked at the time and felt her chest start to pump faster.

Shit, did that much time really just pass?

She rushed to the front door to open it, greeting the man, who looked at her face with a highly concerned expression.

“G-good morning, Bruce! You got here early!”

“M-ma’am, I don’t suppose you’re… leaving in that?” He said, averting his gaze.

Her heart sank upon hearing those words, and she looked down at herself to find that she really wasn’t wearing more than her eggshell coloured robe, her chest almost spilling out from the upper untied portion of the faux fur garment. She quickly turned around, hugging herself in embarrassment.

“I- I’m… well… just come in, Bruce… we might end up just being late…” She said shamefully as she left the door open and waddled up the stairs.

“I suppose I’ll go turn the car off, then.”


Warm lights dotted the interior of the contemporary building with relaxing warmth in combination with the cool blue of the sea and sky entering through the wide open windows. A stark contrast to the clattering of silverware on dining plates mingling with fine music and indistinct conversations. The smell of the modern seafood cuisine was strong, enticing the nostrils of every patron who walked into the restaurant.

A champagne-coloured SUV with a distinct circular red-and-gold badge rolled up to the establishment’s facade where a skinny young man with short, curly blonde hair dressed in a Gucci crystal top and tight-fitting pants awaited. Leaves and rocks crunched under the weight of the heavy, imposing vehicle as it came to a gradual halt. The man opened the door, greeting the passenger cheerily.

“Heyyy~! What took you so long? Oh my… Stunning!”

“Sorry for being this late, Leo. Is the Director in there already?” Asked Svi as she stepped out. Her outfit for this outing consisted of a long-sleeved Vivienne Westwood top and patterned trousers, finished with a pearl orb necklace and a pair of bas relief earrings.

“Yup, let’s go!”

The two spotted a lightly bearded man with slicked back hair sitting at a small table, dressed in a simple orange turtleneck and vest, while wearing a round pair of glasses over his dark brown eyes. Sitting next to him, a woman in a frilly long-sleeved blouse with short brown hair in a mushroom-style cut and rectangular glasses. Leo led Svi to the table, who awkwardly said their greetings.

“Kept me waiting, huh?” Said the man in a deep, ruffled tone evidently showing the audible effects of years of cigarette usage.

“Traffic.” Svi said in a joking tone. “I’m really sorry, this morning was a bit rough. Have you ordered food yet? You should have!”

“That would be a bit rude if I hadn’t waited. But we can certainly go over the menu real quickly.” He said, as nonchalant and serious as he always was.

“The director insisted that we wait.” The woman next to him quipped.

He raised his hand to get a waiter’s attention, who promptly came by to hand the party some menus and filled their glasses with water. Svi looked over the choices of food, finding a couple of things interesting, but ultimately going on the safer side with a selection from the restaurant’s most popular dishes. The same couldn’t be said for her giddy manager, who looked as though he could eat every single meal option listed, and when the server returned Svi had let out a small cough to let him know not to step out of line when they were to order food.

“So, about that shoot. I invited you out here because I’ve been having a bad feeling about it. The rest of my crew feels the same way.” Said Sanchez as he handed the menu back to the waiter.

“What’s so bad about it? I don’t think I was informed of anything outside the venue and theme.”

“It’s exactly that, that management of theirs is so vague with everything. I’m not sure if this is going to be worth the time and effort. What did they even tell you about the venue and theme? The producer’s a guy I barely hear anything of.”

“Nothing more than what they told you. Besides, AzulBeau’s got a good reputation. If they want me as the lead, that’ll give me more opportunities to grow, would it not? Also, you’re going to be there for me, aren’t you, Sanchez?”

The man sighed, but before he could say another word, their orders had all arrived with steamingly hot aromas radiating from them and dissipating into people’s scent buds. Svi looked disapprovingly to her left as a healthy serving of Lobster salad descended in front of Leo, who was almost drooling at the sight of shrimp, oysters, and most importantly, lobster that filled his ocular vision.

“What? Can’t enjoy myself? You know, this is a seafood restaurant, right?” He said snarkily. In contrast, Sanchez’ assistant remained conservative with her meal, going with a small serving of Hake fish. All Svi could do was roll her eyes as her Guilho style Squid was presented before her. “You’re supposed to be taking notes for us. But go off.”

The aroma of the clawed crustacean was thankfully enough to calm the slightly annoyed feline down as she admired the well-made meal she was about too eat. “This smells good, where’d you even find this restaurant?”

“Hm, you didn’t know about this place? That’s a surprise.” Sanchez said before he took a sizable bite of some fish.

“Hm, was this featured on the Michelin Guide at some point?

“Good girl. You really know your stuff, don’t you.”

“The things you need to do in this world…”

They exchanged a few quips in between bites, but seemed so distracted by what they were eating that they completely discarded the reason they even went to meet up at the restaurant in the first place. This was until Sanchez took one last gulp of his Codfish and continued where he left off.

“We’ve known each other for three years, which is coincidentally the same time you’ve spent in this industry. I’m over a decade your senior, so when I’m calling something out, it’s probably because it’s something I saw in the past.”

“But a studio like AzulBeau? It could just be a lapse in their judgement instead of intentionally being malicious. I’m trying not to be too negative here.”

“You do have a point. It’s just that I don’t want you to go through what you did your first year if something goes wrong.”

Svi paused at those words, but immediately snapped back so as to not raise any suspicion. “I understand, Director. But if they put you in the lead, that must be something good, isn’t it?”

“When did they say that?”

“Hm, but it has you listed as Director, is it not? Leo, can you show him?”

Leo pulled out his laptop from his bag, quickly showing him the details they have received so far. “It lists your name, as well as Director Fernando de Jesus.”

“de Jesus?” Sanchez looked closer, alongside the other list of writers and preliminary crew. The theme that was given was indeed vague, but at this point, Sanchez couldn’t help but think of the worst.

“I’ve heard of his works before. I think personally, it could be a great chance for me to star in something big. It may not be an adaptation like what really sells nowadays, but the producer appears to have built a powerful team of writers to go along. His last movie sold really well at the box office for being a completely new story.”

“I’m trying to tell you this man isn’t who you think he is. Are you willing to take a risk like that, Svi?”

It was clear that the man was adamant that she doesn’t go forward with this plan. Svi perked up at that name, glaring at him like he had just cursed her ancestors out.

“I know de Jesus. You think you may know yourself well, but he knows himself better. His words are far more enchanting than you think. Agree to his whims, and you may risk losing yourself again.”

“Ouuuu…” Said Leo out of nowhere. All eyes suddenly turned to him as the tension was suddenly released with his irrelevant remark. “Oop, I’ll… umm… use the restroom real quick!”

With the annoying twink having left the table, the adults got back to talking.

“You should think carefully, Svi. I’m a softie, but please don’t take advantage of that. I don’t want another repeat of two years ago. You’ve built yourself up this much, don’t let it all crumble back down.”

“Do you think I could accept the role then back out later?”

“Then risk your reputation? You’re always an agreeable person, almost to a fault, so if you turned tail after finding out it’s not something for you, do you think people would see you the same way?”

“Is this industry really that shallow?”

“Of course it is. Actors are called actors for a reason. You sell false products here, whether it’s something as simple as a smile, or your whole personality. There are risks with being your true self on stage, and wanting to look complex can make you actually lose depth. Lies are everything in this world.”

Sanchez took a sip of his juice. He didn’t mean any harm in his words, but to Svi it all felt fatal, as though with every syllable he spoke had a sharp edge being thrusted into her and twisted before being pulled back out. She had much to learn about the industry despite being in it for what felt like an eternity, and it where she was was merely a teaspoonful of a significantly larger casserole.

The three of them sat in silence until Leo finally returned from the lavatory as though nothing had happened. “Dessert, anyone? Ouuu, Ana, you’ve actually barely finished your meal…”

“I’m good on dessert. I was thinking of saving some of these for Bruce if they let us have carry-out, instead of giving him money for lunch like I always do. How about you, Sanchez?”

“I’ll pass, thank you.” He said, nudging his assistant to ask for a cheque. “The meal is on me, but please, S-… Ana, carefully consider what I’ve told you today. Don’t put yourself in another unnecessary jeopardy, okay? You’re at the point where you’re big enough that any kind of fall will be painful, because the higher up you go, the sharper the spikes at the bottom become.”

There was a thick feeling in the air around them as Sanchez was handed the bill. Leo observed Svi’s face adamantly, but was unable to tell what she was thinking of exactly. She put on a stoic, almost emotionless face with her blue eyes looking deader than a sea full of salt. This ambience followed even as they all said their goodbyes and left the restaurant.

Bruce came back around in the sandy metallic Sendo SUV, and Leo opened the door for Svi as they both stepped into the Arts Deco-lined interior.

“Here you go, Bruce. If you don’t like squid I can still give you lunch money as always. Thank you for your patience.” Svi said as she handed over the small container.

“Oh, I haven’t had squid in a long time, thank you ma’am!” He gently put the container in the front passenger cushion next to him. “When we lived in Faro, my father would grill squid for us every other month. It was my favorite when I was younger. Those were the days…”

Faro…

“Ana… I’m sorry if I was… out of line earlier…” Leo began apologizing out of nowhere, which took Svi by surprise and got her out of the emotive trance that she was in earlier. She looked at him rather confused, but didn’t interrupt just yet as he continued. “You see, it’s just… I felt the mood was like, so super duper heavy and serious, and I wanted to try and cheer you all up and lighten the mood! Promise!”

“I mean, it really was supposed to be serious. But I appreciate it, Leo.” Svi said as she looked out of the window on her side. She leaned the chair back, navigating the car’s touchscreens to activate the massage feature. She let out a small purr as she felt the machine begin to knead her lower back gently.

“You’re not mad, right?” Leo leaned over his seat towards Svi.

“I can never be mad at you… I think I just need… some kind of breather…”

“Actually, come to think of it…” Leo took out a tablet from his bag. “…beyond the next three weeks your schedule hasn’t really been set in stone. You have one last commercial to shoot for Zara before the holidays, but that’s about it. I don’t think a break would be a bad idea. Maybe get together with some family and ease your mind.”

“Mhm…” Svi was pretty deep into her automotive effleurage, but she ultimately still heard what her manager had to say. Furthermore, she remembered what Bruce had just said moments ago, and her eyes opened fully as she asked Leo to grab her phone from her purse. She went back to her email app, and continued reading what Lily had sent her in response.

Do you have any plans for the holidays? I’ll probably just be working myself. I’m getting pretty sick of driving this Alpena every day, so I might get myself something simpler, like a Yamada or something. But that requires money, so I’ll definitely need to work more. I’d definitely love to hear what you’ve got in mind. Not sure how much different things are across the pond, but definitely let me know!

With that, as Bruce drove them along to their next destination, Svi began to compose a reply, formulating a plan in her head.

“Leo, can I ask you a favor?”

He looked over to her, cheery like a golden retriever. “Of course, queen!”

“Be a dear and look at vehicle auction websites for me, will you? I’ve got an idea!”

SCUDERIA
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The Story So Far...


Assembling The Team

Kandahar, Afghanistan - Undisclosed Location - Sometime in 2010


Desert sun beat down on ruined wood flooring. Rays cutting through shattered windows. Dust hanging thick in the air. It was late afternoon by the angle of the rays and the length of the shadows of the overturned furniture in the room. Sundown was not for another three hours, but the heat of the giant light still was unrelenting even within the shade of the damaged but structurally sound building.

Outside the windows wasn’t much of anything. Buildings outside were no more than blurry masses. The street below, deserted. Even the hum of wind seemed to not exist.

A board creaked. In the silence it might as well have been an explosion. Not a thunk of thermal expansion in the heat of the desert, protest against a firm weight being placed against it. Another followed. A third. A fourth, a fifth. Deliberate. An animal perhaps? Too heavy. Someone. Not something. Quiet Steady breathing soon joined the audio mix. In and out, calm like it was a Saturday afternoon.

A boot stepped across the threshold where a door used to stand. A Garmont T8. The other one stepped around the ruined door that lay flat on the floor. Bodied by a breaching charge long ago. They were accompanied by fabric tucked into them. Muted, sandy reddish brown colored, with splotches of darker color all over. They were laced to a standard, so much so that they bowed inward around the ankles.

Judging from the size of the shoe it was a man. The plate carrier on his chest was a grid of Velcro and buckles. The pouches secured so that nothing made a sound when he breathed. His belt sat low, a holster with a SIG P226 nestled in it securely on his right hip. In his arms, a rifle. AR Pattern HK416. Held at low ready tight against this shoulder. One hand on the pistol grip, finger resting on the side of the mag well, the other firmly wrapped on the front vertical grip. The ACOG scope unshakably secured to the picatinny sight rail.

The room seemed to shrink. The sheer scale of him didn’t match the precision with which he placed his steps. Dust seemed to part out of his way. Broad shoulders, narrow waist, the uniform barely contained the monstrous strength and definition he carried underneath it. The fabric fit him comfortably regardless. His arms coiled and ready for action.

Then the light hit him. Slightly tanned from the high UV, but still pale, light jade green eyes. Only a slight bit of five o’clock shadow lined his flawless jawline. Freckles dusted across his cheekbones and nose. Dark red hair, almost brown. A low brow.

The unmistakable features of Heinrich Bergmann. The patch hidden by his plate carrier noted him with his rank. Lieutenant Commander. United States Navy.

The orders were clear enough. They said to come here, and look for something. The details didn’t seem clear, but his job was to execute not contemplate. Contemplating got people killed. Of course–.

A crisp digital ringtone rang out. The rifle snapped to the ready. Finger on the trigger. Henry whirled around to face the door. Nothing. The sound repeated. Three rapid fire bursts of digital sound that echoed into nothing.

It wasn’t coming from up above, below or anywhere else. The sound seemed to be everywhere. Another burst hit the same perfect pitch as if someone were tapping a metal fork against glass. Anyone who had ever owned the most popular smartphone would have recognized it instantly.

Silence as it echoed away again. Something outside flickered. Motion. Henry pressed himself against the wall beside one of the windows. Nothing. Another glance back to the room. That wasn’t right. The ruined furniture and the room’s destruction had been easier to see earlier. Now it was darker. He checked his watch. 18:46. Sundown was still several hours away. It shouldn’t even be starting to get close to night. It should have–.


Fairbanks, Alaska - Henry’s Apartment - November 27th 2025 - 0330 hours


Henry’s eyes snapped open to a dark indigo shaded white ceiling and a darkened light fixture. To the left was a window with outside light reflecting off the snow spilling in through the gap between the window blinds and the sill. The device on the nightstand was going absolutely nuts. Calling out with the metallic glass like pinging and buzzing against the wood like a mad hornet. There was no haze of sleep. He was an operator, a door slamming on the other side of Fairbanks would have spurred him awake. Hell Week had ingrained that tactical awareness to be ready to go at a moment’s notice. But, a rude awakening like this, there was no way he’d be ready for anything. His arm shot out, flailing wildly.

A box of tissues, a bottle of melatonin capsules, a couple of empty sparkling water cans, a Brietling diving watch and the device itself were sent tumbling to the floor in the darkness, accompanied by a flurry of half whispered expletives. The device landed face up, the screen’s glow removing any hope of seeing in the dark again. It took another ten seconds to finally reach the phone. Henry pulled the charger from the port on the device, and let it join the other items on the floor before rolling onto his back. The screen had a name and thing to slide to hang up or pick up. Mountains. Henry breathed a dejected sigh.

“What?”

A voice nearly identical to his, but calmer, colder and slightly deeper came over the other end. “Good, you’re awake. There’s something you and I need to discuss.”

Henry sat up and swung his legs over the side of the bed and ran a hand down his face. “Do you have any idea what time it is?”

“It’s six thirty in the morning.”

“Did you forget I live in Alaska? Do you understand the concept of a time zone? It is three o’clock in the fucking morning. What the actual fuck is your problem!?"

“You don’t sound too happy about this.”

“Clearly…” Joints popped and muscle flexed as he stood up, and stepped over to the window. Henry reached up and yanked a cord by the side of the frame down. The blinds snapped upward and locked in place, and the room now filled with snow reflected city light. “What’s so goddamn important that you had to ruin my beauty sleep?”

“You have a link to a forum in your inbox. Specifically, it’s a trip across Europe. The post on the forum states its cars for around five grand, in varying condition to be driven across Europe. Read it when you can.”

Henry blinked. “So, this is what? My formal invite?”

“I have an empty seat in the car.” Neil said. “Are you in or out?”

That was abrupt. In fact, dumbfounding. “Really? You’re gonna make me make a decision now?”

“That’s correct.”

Seriously? Now!? The man on the other end was someone he should have been close to. No matter that this man thought they were close enough to phone him at thirty past three in the morning. The last forty three years were spent not knowing the man even existed. Not even knowing that there was also a half brother in the picture as well. Forty three years of age, and fate now decides to blow up everything he’s ever known? After all of what he did, the Navy, Annapolis, the degree in mechanical engineering, the tours in the middle east. He should have been angry, sad even. Confronted his parents, asked them why they kept that from him, kept that knowledge away from him. Hell, he knew now only one of which he knew shared his blood. The man who had raised him. His father was his uncle? But, none of that happened; there was no confrontation. There was also no anger or dejection. Only quiet acceptance seemed to hang around. Was it the training? Was it the countless times he stared death in the face, and didn’t care that it stared back that made him do this? Maybe. Screw it, people played the hand they were dealt regardless of how shit it was, and what good did dwelling on it-.

Hello?”

The interruption snapped him back to the window. The snow, and the voice on the phone. Time had passed. But… There was still time. He’d been robbed of a bond he didn’t know he had. Fuck that shit.

“Yeah, still here.”

“I’ll ask again. Are you in, or are you out?”

Execute, not contemplate.

“I’m in.”


Milwaukee, Wisconsin - Neil’s Apartment - November 27th 2025 - 0635 hours


Kate was in the ensuite bathroom tying her brunette hair off into her signature high ponytail. She took up the small space like a mountain. Six two. Hundred sixty pounds. The sleeve of fragmented black ink triangles tattooed down her left arm shifted with the ripple of strength in her arms and upper back as her hands worked. The room was minimalist, more than she would have liked. But, this was not her apartment. “So what did he say?” She asked, over her shoulder.

Neil, sat shirtless on the bed, hung up the phone and set it on the metal filing cabinet that doubled as a nightstand beside where he sat on the simple Ikea bed. “He’s joining us.”

The hum of Milwaukee outside filled the room. A car passed by on the street below. Still dark out. Minus two in Celsius. There was something about the whole thing that felt forced. Guilt about waking someone up. Waking them up and then dumping a decision on their head. On the head of a person who he hardly knew. Why did that feel so… wrong?

“What did Miles say?” Kate stepped out of the ensuite and clicked the light off. Athletic leggings and her classic racerback top.

“I haven’t called him yet. Something tells me he wouldn’t appreciate me calling him right now.”

Her weight settled beside him. “And yet you called Henry.”

“I’m almost feeling regret about that.” Neil’s gaze was somewhere beyond the glass. His expression betrayed almost nothing.

If it had been noticed, Kate mentioned nothing. “You, feeling regret? That’s new.”

Neil shrugged. “You learn something new about me every day.”

“Somehow I doubt that.”

He stood and took a black turtleneck sweater from the closet and pulled it over his head, tucking it into his Levis. “You should put something warmer on. We’re going to the homestead so we can take the Nevada mirror. Car’s in storage at Hans’ hangar.”

“What did you get us again?”

“Makuda Trailseeker. Four by four. One with the V8. Kas said the car was in practically dealership new condition. I want to see it for myself.” Neil departed the bedroom into the main space of the apartment. There were very few decorations or plants, maybe one or two potted plants. A refectory table with a simple tray home to a laptop and a TV remote. The sofa was minimalist, the TV a gigantic 70" unit.

“Dealership new…” Kate began. “Isn’t that against the whole idea of the challenge?”

Neil took a pair of coffee cups from the cupboard next to the fridge. “It’s been sitting for the last nineteen years. We can replace the fluids and service it, but I think it still fits. It’s definitely going to have some issues from sitting that long. Tires are definitely old.”

One Keurig machine compatible coffee pod went in the top, the lid clicked shut, and a click of a button set the machine to make weird liquid sounds and put something in the cup under the nozzle. A second pod waited for its turn.

Kate sat down in one of the bar stools. It took no effort. “What’s the route? Did it say in the forum post?”

“Faro, Portugal to Oulu, Finland. The plan is to get the car and us to Lisbon on the 8th of December, drive down to Faro, and be there for the drivers meeting on the 10th, possibly the 11th.” The machine chirped that it was finished. Neil passed the first cup to Kate, then popped the second pod into the machine. “We can use the jet.”

“And the car?”

“Air freight. VDH has a plane leaving Chicago on the 6th, it’ll be waiting for us at the airport.”

Keurig announced Neil’s cup was done.

“So why so early?” Kate asked.

“You mean getting there two days before it starts?”

A nod came as her reply.

“I’m not risking showing up late to the driver’s meeting, or being denied entry.” Neil brought the cup to his mouth and took a sip as he leaned against the counter.

A silent weight settled in the room. Two HK handguns graced the countertop with their presence. Both unloaded. One was a USP compact, the other a full size USP 45.

“Are you sure we want to be armed over there?” Kate asked.

“Both of us are allowed to carry, we have the licenses and paperwork for that. We’re technically private security, remember? Since we work for DFN? Listen, if you don’t want to, I’m not going to get in your way. But, at least one of us is going to be armed in case something goes sideways.” Neil explained.

“What about–”

“Miles is a federal agent, so he can. The caveat is that if it’s unofficial I don’t see him bringing anything. Something about not causing an international incident.”

Kate took a sip from her cup. “I meant Henry.”

“I’m fairly certain he’ll always be playing by the rules. And I don’t blame him. Considering who he is, not me or anyone else could convince him to bring a firearm anywhere if he even thinks it’s illegal. He won’t risk it, and I won’t either. He’s a civilian, and there is no chance an exception could be made for him, either. Then again, I really don’t think he needs a firearm anyway, since, considering, he’s y’know, Navy SEAL.” Neil pushed away from the counter, and started toward the bedroom to retrieve his phone. “Now, let’s see if Miles is awake."

The way a broad frame like that moved with purpose. The efficiency in the movements, and the resolve in every step. Even unconsciously, like in this scenario told everybody ‘stay out of my way.’ Kate knew what he looked like even with his back turned. An emotionless, unsmiling glare, eyes constantly scanning, head on an intermittent swivel, moving the way he did. People never knew what to make of the situation. Kate stood from the chair and settled on the couch.

Short while later, she heard him talking on the phone.


Milwaukee, Wisconsin - FBI Field Office - November 27th 2025 - 0636 hours


“What?!” Miles blurted out loud in the middle of the office. It caused an SSA and several others to glance up from their desks. He rose, standing well over the tops of the towering cubicle walls. Miles’ eyes met with those of his supervisor in the office. Who pointed with a pen. His gaze followed it to his destination. An administrator and an archivist literally felt the slipstream as he stormed past, down the hallway where the bathrooms were gesturing to his phone and dropping his voice volume.

“You want me to do what?!”

“I’m asking you if you want to go to Europe for a couple of weeks.” Neil explained, calmly.

“Who the hell do you think I work for? I can’t jet away to Europe for two weeks just like that. I have to get the goddamn approval to be allowed to use any of my vacation days and considering the short notice you’ve given me, even if I wanted to, the ASAC wouldn’t let me!”

“You do realize who you also work for, right? Also, Miles, I literally told you this at the end of October, and you chose to ignore me. I gave you all the notice and you decided to wait until almost the last minute.”

“Yes, of course, let’s get Warda…” Miles deliberately mumbled the word. Something something matter of national security. “To strong arm the people in Washington to let me go because that’s a good idea.”

Neil audibly sighed. “Then I don’t know how to help you, it’s your fault you didn’t plan this properly.”

“Maybe if you and I spoke more than once a month…”

“Call the ASAC and if he doesn’t budge, call Warda. Actually, call both. Warda could cook up an excuse as to why she needs you. Also, it’s Milwaukee, I strongly doubt that they need you immediately.”

“What if they want to assign me a case?” Miles asked.

“When’s the last time they assigned you one and how long did it take you.”

“December last year. Took until May of this year.”

“Exactly.”

“So, when are we going?”

“December the 8th.”

“Decemb–” A cascade of expletives almost breached the filter. “You’re fucking impossible.”

Miles jabbed the hang up button with a middle finger and looked at the device like it had just insulted him.

This family had a way of driving him up the wall. Hidden half brother in Alaska, actual half brother he knew disappeared for twenty years. No. Why was he acting like this was a surprise? He should have expected something like this from Neil. Leave it to him to drop some major bombshell out of the blue and throw everyone out of alignment. But this was the most normal non secret agent man shit type idea Neil had ever had, so maybe… maybe it wouldn’t be so bad after all.


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TEAM INVASION

The team

If you’re looking for the most down to earth team, this is it

2010 ahh art of the team

Dado (On the right)
Agression 5/5
The main driver from Poland but living in the UK, 23 years old, about 6’4, knows a decent amount about cars and learns pretty fast if he needs to. He watched way too much rally coverage so he likes driving like crazy, smoking and drinking cola, most of things are funny to him so he’s pretty positive.

Will (On the left)
Agression 3/5
The co-driver from Belgium, 25 years old, 6’2, smart overall but he only knows the basics about cars mechanically, likes making videos and such. Talks too much, somewhat of a negative person and is way more serious than Dado which also means he’s there to keep him from doing dumb things.

How it began

Dado and Will are talking on the phone

Dado - You know man we should do something together again, like the nurburgring thing we did a few years ago

Will - We could but it’s off season now, there isn’t much going on, but uhhh i have seen something that might be intresting

Dado - Yea? What is it man

Will - It’s like a rally but for cheap cars, it’s pretty long so im not sure if you wanna do it

Dado - I mean how long is it, i can probably take a few days off work or something

Will - It’s like 6k km, starting in Portugal and ending in Finland and the budget for the car is 5k

Dado - Okayyyyy so first that’s longer than i expected but i can probably manage that and second we can’t use my car cuz it’s overbudget

Will - Yeaah so is mine

Dado - Well man i guess we can buy a car if that’s what we gotta do

Will - I mean i guess 5k is enough to buy something cool, we really don’t have much time though so we better start looking man

And so the search of Dado and Will began for the ultimate cool rally car (they failed miserably)

Buying a car

Dado and Will searched for a good car for a while, they found many intresting offers that would have been pretty good for this but they we’re either already sold or overbudget. Things weren’t going their way, they didn’t find anything decent for a few days so Will started to give up, Dado however was pretty set on this, he wanted to participate in this event and so he looked further: into the land of boring cars. Then he found this, a 2003 Andromeda Mundo, all this car had going for it was a 5 speed manual, being way underbudget and appearing as a somewhat decent car, and so Dado went to look at it. After a not so thorough inspection Dado decided that he is just going to lowball the guy and if he accepts he’ll buy it, he offered £2000 which the seller accepted and so he had a car, Only later did he realise that this car was actually a shitbox.

The Car


The Mundo, an incredbily boring UK built midsize sedan/hatchback thing from 2003, It features a ZATARTECK 1.8L that makes 130hp of fury with allegedly 120k miles, it also features cruise control and non working ac , It was a rental car for a few years which means it was beat on a lot and it’s not ready to drive this much. Condition of the car itself is pretty mediocre, it has a bunch of underside rust, the engine is dying and burning way too much oil and the suspension is starting to go.

Stats
Weigh - 1308kg
Power - 130HP & 176NM
Top Speed 230 Km/h
0-100 time - 9.2s
7.2L/100KM
5 Speed Manual

Pre-race and car preparation coming soon!

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✦ The Car

The vehicle team Faolan Industries is taking on the VOVW rally is the craziest one they've used so far. The reason why? It's the only one in existence. The 2025 Faolan Foxo is a hand built machine that stretches the limit of the Bois' knowledge. Storm's design skills and Shade's mechanical knowhow have brought this fiberglass bodied, tube/backbone framed beastie to life, all over a year and all on a shoestring budget. The Foxo is modeled on 70s/80s rally legends like the Lancia 037 and Stratos, with a smattering of modern aerodynamics and wedge car panache. The bois started with the engine, transmission, and subframes from a late 80s Hiyunzari Akoya that they acquired from a salvage yard. These were then mated to a combination backbone and tube frame chassis (pulling extensively from the Midlands engineering playbook) and covered in a bespoke fiberglass body. Nearly all of the lighting, interior, and functional fixtures are from either salvaged cars or readily available stuff online(the headlight projectors are aftermarket Zachspeed fixtures, for instance). This kept the overall costs of this "kit" car down to reasonable levels, with the refinement coming in the time and care put into making everything work and look good together.

While it is refined, respectable, and stunning to look at, it’s not without its flaws. It is, after all, a car put together by two noobs to car manufacturing with waaaay too much audacity. Nearly everything on this car is manual, from steering to transmission to windows. It barely has any creature comforts at all besides a questionably built AC system that was a must due to the bois’ new bodies. While the interior is at least comfortable, it has a similar problem to the Clio V6, with all the engine noise and gearbox whine and heat right in the cabin with you(not too loud because of the mufflers, but enough to be noticeable and a bit annoying). The things that keep the Foxo so reliable are the near bulletproof donor parts and downright simplicity of the car. The 2.4 L V6 from the Akoya is one of those engines you hear about people running dry of oil and still driving, one that Hiyunzari only recently discontinued due to taxation and emissions laws. Even with the supercharger the bois slapped on it, it’s still formidable. The rest is just “if it doesn’t exist, it cant break”, and even if it does, you’ll be able to walk to your nearest auto parts place to pick up a spare and fix it in the parking lot. The Faolan Foxo is a raw, untethered beast of a car that just skirts the line between road legal sportscar and tailor made rally car. It’s an acquired taste best experienced on gravel backroads with the windows down, wind in your fur, and reveling in the mechanical music you brought to life. X3

(Even if the bois would ever think of selling the Foxo, which they wouldn’t, they wouldn’t expect it to command more than the ~$5k they put in in materials. It’s not something they’d want to be sued over in any case if something did break. They’re also evaluating it there for tax purposes, since if you do the labor yourself, it’s free. X3)

✦ The Team

Storm Wulfrith

✦ Age: 29
✦ Height: 6 ft (182 cm), (with ears 6ft 4in (193 cm))
✦ 235 lbs
✦ Auburn, shoulder length hair
✦ Lilac grey and icy lavender fur
✦ Grey blue eyes
✦ Fashion Designer & Digital Artist
✦ Libra
✦ Species: Wulfsky

Only one of the bois is making the drive this time around (Found out about halfway through building the Foxo that there was only really room for one of them on an extended trip). Storm is very excited to be back, however, and is ready prove that he’s got the metal to push through and win. He’s also glad to be back on earth for this one and taking a break from all the shenanigans from last time. Hopefully he’ll break out his shell a bit and make new friends along the way. X3

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Team Smoky Supercharged Saberin
Pre-race RP
Acquisition

Monti Lae Aerodrome, Kingdom of Saratos
A twin-engined plane dove below the cloud layer, as the pilot scanned for anything nearby. He had been flying for a while, engines ran at full power to make up time, late by a significant margin. The racket of the old windshield wipers only surpassed by the turbo-charged engine.

“ME-TY92, approaching Monti Lae. Who’s there?”
While the non-standard radio call isn’t exactly sanctioned, he knew that there’d only be one other aircraft if anything called back. Plus, radio discipline in this part of the Saratos was relaxed at best and non-existent some other places.

“SK-TK36 on final for runway 12, you’re late, Jace. What went down?” - A colleague and friend of his, working for the Saratosi postal service. Normally he’d be arriving after he’d touched down, but the delay had been so severe that he’d arrived earlier.

“Weather over Monti Ashaela was especially terrible, felt like the damned thing was about to fall apart. Severe rain, moderate turbulence, lightning…the like.” He reached over for the wiper switch, precipation having mostly passed.

“Unexpected for this time of year. Say, I’ll pull off and you can get a straight-in to 12, got plenty of time on my schedule. I bet you your partner’s waiting for you on the ground, don’t want to keep him waiting.” A quick chuckle follows.

“Hey, thanks. I’d buy you a drink, but I suppose you don’t have vacation time after this.”

His friend laughed a bit, drowning out the airwaves having forgotten to switch to push-to-talk.
“Yup. Gotta take her up tomorrow morning. Straight back to Auraktael. More junk mail and packages. As always.”

“That sucks, but at least the morning haze will be beautiful when you take her up again. Oh, and ME-TY92, straight-in landing on runway 12.”

“SK-TK36, copied.”

The plane slowly drifted down to the unpaved airstrip. Jace had seen the red car waiting on the paved parking strip, his partner waiting for his plane to come in.

The entire plane shuddered as the plane touched down, lightly depressing the brakes to slow without digging in. The weather recently had turned the runway in to mud, re-hardened in to something resembling an airstrip once again. Despite this, the dirt had gotten dry enough to kick a cloud of dust behind the airplane.

The red car sped off towards the plane as Jace taxiied over to the paved parking strip. He said a few pleasantries to his colleague who had gone on to final as well before shutting down the airplane, engines coughing before the fuel in the carburetor ran out, accompanied by the ticks of the engine cooling down.

He opened the door, awkwardly climbing out of the small opening. His partner - a rather black cat-creature, came out to meet him halfway. He shuddered a bit, the air being a bit colder than he’d expected. No matter, the warm embrace that followed made it well.

The two of them climbed in to the red hatchback, and after setting the radio, they set off for home, a hundred or so kilometres south.

“Took you a while-” - The black cat commented - “A little longer and I’d have gone to sleep.”
He gave Jace a tap on the shoulder, grinning ear-to-ear.

Jace groaned. “Trust me Kirann, I’ve heard enough about the delay. Nothing I can do about having to dodge the worst of a storm. Especially without a shiny weather radar costing more than all of my savings. Unless you have something for that too.”

“I can’t conjure up a weather radar but I could make something which improves your ability to predict the weather-”

Jace interrupted, with Kir turning his face in to a whimsical annoyed stance.
“Agh. No matter how many artificial sweeteners you add to your potions of pure bitterness and magical assault, I’m not going to try those again. I understand you mean well but man do those things taste foul, especially with your delicious normal cooking.”

“Jace… I’m working on that. But I’d rather you be safe and flush it down with some pop than get caught in some real inclement weather and become one with the spirits of the mountains at high speed.”

The cheesy love song on the radio ended, followed up by the radio presenter going over some of the news of the region, most of it uninteresting. Some crime, some broader political events, some miscallaneous stories, before returning to music.

And so, the drive passed, arriving home.

Tarak, Mera SGR
The smelly air of Tarak flowed through the narrow streets as people slowly trickled down the roads back to their abodes, sunset lighting up the hazy sky in a beautiful pink and orange hue. Ever since the formal integration agreement between the Merans and Saratosi it seemed that everything had gotten more busy, with the normally quiet street filling up with more and more commuters.

The two parked up in the red hot hatch and opened the door to the house, aroma of miscellaneous cooking wafting out of the hallway.

Immediately, a voice echoed through the house.
“Heeeyyyy you twoo-”

Jace interjected.
“What is it this time, Zack?”

“Rude… Well, I found something on the net you might be interested in. And I’d like to join you if you have the guts to go there.”

Jace sighed while Kir closed the door behind the two.
“Show me what you’ve got then…” He walked over to the computer that Zakhar was sat behind.

A short video plays, showing a young woman prancing about a pink Globus Grand Traveller, remedying various things about it, description with some contact information.

Jace continued to look at the video replaying itself.
“So…”

Zack tabbed over to the e-mail client.
“I already signed us up! It’s not like you’re doing anything else for the next few weeks, right?”

Jace stared with a deadpan expression, stammering out a few noises.


The dinner table was rather quiet, the three of them shoveling the meal down among the muted decorations in the beige room, the few plants swaying in the wind of the fan overhead.

Jace put down the cutlery for a moment.
“So Zakhar, tell me how the hell we’re going to get there, what we’re driving, who we’re meeting up with and how we will even pay for it?”

Zakhar answers, halfway through chewing through his food.
“Simple! My solutions are worth their weight in gold. Speaking of gold…” He pointed at a rather stressed plastic bag, maintaining full eye contact while putting up a confident face.
“Commodity currency! I know these Saratosi Florin are worth exactly nothing over there, so there’s always the solution of exchanging for something inherently valuable!”

Jace’s face turned sour very quickly.
“You purchased gold? With what money?”

Zack quipped back.
“My own, of course. There’s a reason I don’t get groceries and other sources of expenses.”

Kirann follows up with an annoyed tone, staring at the bag in the corner of the room.
“That does not help your case with you staying here, really. Besides, which idiot will accept a block of gold as a currency at a store? I do not believe they are primitive.”

“I know a guy. I got it all figured out, no worries! Do you want to come as well?”

Kir thought about it for about half a second before firmly saying “No.”

Zack stood up and took his plate and cutlery.
“Well then, the two of us. The timetable says that we have to leave…now, actually.”

“Let me guess, you packed everything already?”

“Why, of course! Everything’s in the car already. You know. The white one.”

“You want us to drive the only car that I own that’s actually worth anything? You know how damn expensive that thing was? This is a terri-”

Zack quickly interrupted him and slid his chair backwards.
“Oh no! Of course we’re not driving that on the trip. Just the trip to the place. I have something in store for you that I’d like to keep a surprise.”

“Hasn’t this entire thing been a surprise already? I haven’t even gotten an approval from Kir to even go in the first place.” Jace glanced back at Kirann, who returned a rather blank expression.

Kirann replied.
“I can’t stop you two from going. Or, stop you from taking him. In all fairness neither of us had anything planned, really. As long as you two are safe.”

Zakhar immediately went to put the plates in the sink before quickly pacing towards the hallway.
“Well then, let’s go!” He then ran down the stairs with childlike enthusiasm.

Jace and Kirann went to give eachother a quick hug.
“I’ll keep in touch, promise.”


The two got seated in the hatchback and checked everything was with them, before setting off.

“It’s been a long time since Tarak was a town, now that I think of it.”
Jace looked around at his surroundings in the centre of Tarak’s original structure. What used to be gravel and cobblestone was now asphalt, shopping centres and a myriad of small businesses. Pedestrians and cars danced around as the evening started to attract more and more to the bustling centre.

“Makes it all the more exciting to see the new things around here! And clientelle at my employer doesn’t seem to be letting anyone down. Plenty of stuff to do. Had to plead with my boss to give me time off.”

“Did you do it in a last-minute fashion, like with most of your actions?”

“Two weeks has to be enough, right?”

“You knew about this for two weeks?
Jace sighed heavily.

“Well… I-err. Yeah.”
Zakhar quickly fiddled with the radio button on the touchscreen to get something to drown out the sound of silence.

North of Monti Ashaela, Kingdom of Saratos

“We’ve been driving in this forsaken desert for hours now. Still haven’t got a single clue what even brings us here. You got any idea where we’re even headed?”

“Why, yes! There should be something to tell us it’s almost time for the best part of this drive. Oh, there he comes!”

“That guy? The hell is he doing?”

“Just trust the process. And prepare your ass.”

The car ripped the handbrake and quickly followed the two in the car.

“Mind slowing down? It’ll be better if you go a slightly more pedestrian speed for this…”

The other white hatchback screamed past, struggling to accelerate. Jace flinched as it cut him off, jabbing the brake.

“Wait, don’t do tha-” Zakhar quipped and frowned, as time seemed to slow, all light in the universe seeming to grind to a halt, blinding lights turning space in to soup.

Jace yelped in pain as the car seemed to crash in to a solid floor seconds later, none of the electrics functioning. The hatchback jumped back in to the air for a moment before the now unassisted steering threw the wheel around, Jace struggling to grip the thing before it spun out.

The car slowly rolled forward in the blackness of the void. A bit later, the power came back on like nothing happened.

“What the FUCK was that!?” Jace pulled the handbrake and sank his claws in to the hoodie that Zakhar was wearing.

“Just…uhh… drive straight for an hour. I swear this is fine. Ehh…”

“You better be right before I rip your damn insides out.”

With some amount of violence Jace disengaged the handbrake and put the pedal to the floor, continuing the drive through the black.


Germany, The Earth

The void faded as quickly as it came, this time putting them rather gently in the driveway of a nondescript house on the outskirts of a city. The homeowner, presumably, got out of the chair on the deck in front of the house. Jace and Zakhar stepped out of the car, expecting a bewildered response, but instead were greeted by the man.

“You’re the two travellers, hm?” He was hard to understand but the message came across to the two of them.

“If I’m hard to hear, do not worry. It’ll take a few hours for you to gain full language ability. You have the currency with you?”

Zakhar didn’t hesistate to pull out the now broken plastic bag with the bar of gold, the piece of precious metal threatening to fall out at any moment.

The person glanced at the brick of value, held it in his hands for a moment, then continued.
“Oh, yeah, that’ll do. Just load everything in to my car and we’ll be on our way to check out your ride for the trip.”

Jace looked at Zack.
“You know this guy?”

Zack stacked as much stuff as he could comfortably lift in to the blue Ilaris, answering through the grunt that accompanied his physical impulse.
“Well, he’ll get all the stuff done that we need out here. And the car.”

“Jakob, by the way.” The man interjected.


A short drive through the city passed as the three arrived at a garage. Two cars were already parked around.

“That’s an ACR Lanea 200…‘executive’… which the two of you oversized cats won’t be driving… and that other blue thing is what you will. Saberin Sinesia 2500 FIS. I suppose you are uninitiated, but that is a mean machine, even if it has some amount of things which are wrong.”

Jace nodded for Jakob to keep speaking about it.

“So, this car is a bit special. I suppose none of you have watched Notruf 110 but this car was a stunt car for that. You might not notice it, but I picked it up from some youngster who was getting tired of driving a crappy 90’s sedan with exactly zero show in modern times. The whole show thing made me pay an exorbitant amount for it, but that doesn’t detract from its worth. As four-wheeled motorized transport.”

He tossed the keys to Jace.
“Load up and drive a bit. Don’t do anything stupid, don’t get yourself stuck in a jail, don’t get the car impounded. And whatever you do, don’t destroy it. I cannot guarantee your return if you do. Otherwise, do whatever you want with it. Hoon, meet up with whoever you want. I’ve left you two enough to cover any expense short of eviscerating a hypercar on the way. Get a feel for the car. In an hour or two you’ll be where you need to be. I assume you’re already well familiar with the process of…teleportation.”

Jace grabbed his now sore neck in acknowledgement.

“Good luck, and have fun.”
Jakob walked back to his hatchback, nodding to Jace while he unlocked the Saberin and turned the key.

a drive

Jace waited a few moments before commenting on the state of the thing.
“Hm, well it’s got its fair share of fault lights. Promising.”

“It runs, that’s something! Don’t worry too much about it.” Zakhar quipped back.

“Well, considering this thing is rear-engined and the cooling fan light seems to be on, it doesn’t fill me with much hope that it’ll run very nicely very long. Nevermind the oil light that it throws when it idles and the airbags not working. So in short we’ll die in sweltering heat.”

“Pff… It ain’t that bad, surely. Let’s check the stereo, looks fancy-”

The car violently began to shake as the eardrums of the two were massacred by the stereo system and subwoofer at full blast rapidly adding short-term hearing loss to the symptoms of teleportation.

“TURN IT OFF!” Jace tried to scream over the radio, barely audible over the inappropriate music for the sound system.

“HOW? I JUST TURNED THE KNOB!!”

“THERE’S A PAUSE BUTTON SOMEWHERE! OR JUST TURN IT DOWN!” In a stroke of usually unheard of mental clarity, Jace instead just turned the car off quickly.

“Owhh… My forsaken ears…”

“It sounded good though…?”

“What sound? I’m going to be deaf from that forever.” He tried to rub around his ears to no avail for the pain now embedded in his cranium.
“Just don’t touch that again. Just don’t.”

Zakhar sounded a bit disappointed.
“Alright, I won’t…”

Jace turned the car back on, quickly smashed every button on the head unit, waited for hell to break loose again, and was pleasantly surprised it didn’t. Satisfied, he gave it some gas and set off for the open road.

“To be honest, it drives pretty nicely, even if these tires feel like they underperform…a lot…”

AWAITING BLUETOOTH CONNECTION.

“What the HELL did you touch now?”

Zakhar looked at Jace funny.
“I didn’t touch anything!”

“I swear if this thing is going to scream at us constantly I WILL lose my shit…”

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SUBMISSIONS CLOSE IN 24 HOURS (for my area at least, to be fair to everyone, 5th of december 23:59 in any timezone)

Trigger warning: Chantals psychological state has not been the best for a long time, and this is a parody of a bit of happenings of the real life one, and might not be such a recommended read if you have issues like her and feel sensitive about it, but we thought a bit of black humor would be a good way to deal it.

Chantal is in her room, doing what she likes to do: A Tik Tok Video.

And of course our preparations are…. as always. My father has everything ready and I… well, I have sorted my clothes by color and want to pick the same amount from every stack to have it fair for them. I will pick them blindfolded… or …. ask my father about a random number to make not me decide and disadvantage the stuff that stays at home… the same for my plushies!

CHANTAAAAAAAAAL! LETS GO! YOUR GROUP THERAPY SESSION STARTS SOON!

Just a minute! Anyway, followers… eh, I will make a video later… maybe about the preparation, or the therapy session… no, not about the session. I hate how mental illnesses are exposed on social media. It will be preparation content! I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOOO MUCH!

MEOW!

Thomas then drives his daughter, as she should not be alone after her sessions. They are very challenging for her, after all, as Chantal is not fond of talking about her issues, but knows she has to. New members are introduced, and this feels like another opportunity for Chantal being Chantal…

Oh, Chantal, finally, there is our most hopele… eh, our … eh, nice rainbow leggings, Chantal. A political statement, or just fashionable?

Both.

So, we have a new member, and I want you to introduce yourself, and then pass to Chantal.

My name is *****, and I am here for eating disorder, ADHD and borderline.

Ok, I am….Chanty, this is how friends call me and I consider everyone as friend as long as you are friendly to me… and I am hungry.

CHANTAL! It´s about your diagnoses so that we all know your challenges and triggers to deal appropriately with each other.

Here, my father gave me a therapy folder… huh, is that a huge thing. There is everything written down. So, I have all that. And I am really hungry, too…

a bit later…

So my issue is that I have cut my hair too short when I had my aggression issues because I failed to understand what my father told me about mechanics … and I look so ugly now. But I deserve it. And I thought I could not become uglier but I was wrong, because I am always wrong…

At least you have cut your hair this time and not your arms, Chantal.

Yes, I don´t like people being disappointed from me. I mean, my father and his best friend go with me on another event and I am afraid to ruin it for them again, like always because I am a dumb piece of…

BEAUTY! Chantal, you are not a bad person. You are just different. Don´t you think they take you with them because they like your company?

Could be… I think, I can.. look foward to it then?

You bet, Chantal. Next one!

Chantal is still a bit unsure and sad about herself being different from all others, and only being popular in the digital world. At night when she could not sleep, she sneaked out to listen to loud music with headphones. But as Thomas is also not too well, he was awake with his beer and followed his daughter.

Oh, a bad mood again?

M-hm.

Chantal, what is it now?

Hm.

Hey, I know I am sometimes a bit strict and you are actually annoying as fuck. But guess what? Love is not like a reward for something. It is what you feel for somebody who is a good person, and what is good and bad there can not be measured. And I love you for being the way you are, and I am not the only one.

You are.

Why do you have an early christmas package then? It says, open at the event start… I think you need it now already. Open it!

Chantal did, since small gifts would be very much appreciated by her. In it was a translator ring like they used on shitbox rallye before, and a device that would teleport them to Faro. The small notice said, that the sender was aware of Chantals limited communications, knowing not even her mother tougue very well, and Thomas inability to fix cars to the point that they would even appear at the starting line without a tow truck. Both laughed about the …. well, … accurate roasting of their flaws, and Chantal had the first smile for a long time, nodding to Thomas to return to their beds. But they wondered: Who sent it to them? There was no way to identify the sender.

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