Voyage of Vehicular Waste (RP Challenge)

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Pre-Race

The Test

The test of the Mundo began a day after buying it, the test being a Cannonball Run to Belgium to pick up Will and show him this wonderful piece of engineering.
Dado left work early and started the run from Southampton, UK to Gandawa, Belgium, it seemed simple enough, just a quick 400km trip, with Dado driving crazy as usual this wouldn’t be anything special. however the Mundo had other plans, about halfway through the trip the oil light came on and Dado failed to notice it for a solid 10 minutes, once he realized he pulled over into a gas station to check over the car, everything seemed fine except that the car burnt 0,5 a liter of oil, Dado finally realised why this car was so cheap while looking decent and all he could do now was buy lots of oil so this thing even makes it anywhere, which he did and then sucesfully drove to Belgium in a decent time.

Dado shows the car to Will

Dado finally arrives at Will’s house

Dado - YOOOOOOOOO

Will - What the hell is this thing man

Dado - It’s clearly my race car

Will - Yeah i can see that but like what???, why this?

Dado - This car was the last resort if we wanted to do this, you saw how bad the situation was

Will - Wasn’t there a single better car for sale in England

Dado - Oh come on it’s not that bad, it has some issues but it was cheap as hell so who cares

Will - What kind of issues man

Dado - Well it burnt like 0,5 a liter of oil over 300km for example

Will - There’s no way we’re making it to the end in this car man

Dado - Naaah it’s gonna be fine, i put in some of the finest oil additive i found in the gas station.

Will - Yeah that’s just great man

Dado and Will then proceeded to go completly off topic

Preparations

Will - Alright man have you done any preparations, like at all

Dado - I mean i put in some cone filter i had and we have a radar detector, oh and also i got some CD’s and i have some stickers we can put on the car

Will - How the hell did you have time to make stickers

Dado - No man i didn’t make them, i took them from work like a year ago cause they we’re getting rid of them anyways

Will - Alright that’s fair enough, anything else you wanna do to the car

Dado - We could cut the springs a bit i guess, aside that we just gotta buy more oil and send it

Will - Yeah alright that works, i guess you do that while i put the stickers on

Dado - Alright then i’ll get my tools and get to work i guess

Will finishes stickering up the car

Will - DADOOOO!!!

Dado - YEAAAH?!!!

Will - IM DONE!!

Dado - ALRIGHT IM COMING!!

Will - I’ve noticed that the windshield banner has our team name on it

Dado - Yeah that’s where i got the name from, i knew we we’re gonna be putting these on anyways

Will - That’s some good thinking man i’ll give you that, anyways how’s the work going

Dado - yeah uhh Im almost done with the fronts just gotta do the rear and we’re basically done here

Will - Alright good, you need any help or anything

Dado - Well i mean not really, i can do it myself, you can get me a coke though if you have any

Will - I think i got some, i’ll go check

Dado got his coke and an hour later he was done, he put everything back together and went to sleep to prepare for tommorows roadtrip to Portugal

The Mundo after the Preparations

The Mundo Now features!!!:

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Spy Kids: Voyage of Vehicular Waste

The Characters

Jessica Lombaerts

Age: 21
Appearance: 170cm tall, dirty blonde/brunette hair, dresses exclusively for the beach, skate park, or nightclub.
Description: Half-Dutch, half mad. Her main job is to drive fast, and her car collection reflects that. Her other job is to smoke enough weed to asphyxiate an entire country, and as a result half of the colour and texture in her hair is actually hashish. Is also a hip hop dancer.

Petra Kennedy

Age: 19
Appearance: 159cm, blonde, half cottagecore, half band shirts
Description: You think Jessica’s mad? Petra is the closest thing you will find to a mad scientist this side of an interdimensional portal. She is a pyromaniac, complete with a collection of explosives and various other flammable items, and once blew up several rooms of her school. As such, she is on several lists. She also has an entire room dedicated to Minecraft merchandise.

Giorgi Ingorokva

Age: 25
Appearance: 191cm, green hair, boiler suits or designer fashion
Description: Amateur rugby player, professional flaming homosexual, wannabe rockstar. Runs a garage in Liverpool and a clothing store next door, though his residence is of uncertain legality. Played three matches for London Scottish.

The Car

In what is probably the least outlandish car ever driven by the Spy Kids crew, Giorgi (the only one of the three based in Europe full time) sourced a mini MPV, specifically a 2005 Rosewood Studio with a 1.2 litre three cylinder. No Soviet 4x4, no V10 TDI, no massive iron lump with an aftermarket turbo bolted on. No, this engine is completely stock, and so is the rest of the car.

That doesn’t mean it isn’t at least *slightly* quirky, though. Along with the sliding doors and the surprising roominess, the Studio also has 150bhp, courtesy of a turbocharger *and* a supercharger! And it came like that from the factory! Of course, this car is now 18 years old, so that twincharging system is a concern, but otherwise it’s the usual wear and tear and hidden gremlins that the crew haven’t spotted. Who knows, maybe the front wheels will come off like that time Sebastien Buemi was in Barcelona.

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Team Chitco
Part 0a: Prologue Part 1 and introduction of team and car

Kontir dealership, Chicota, Texas, United States of America - Part 1

James Gaspedal was just about to walk to his Cunningham pickup truck towards long and meaningful day at work. However, seeing screaming late 90s Bricksley Grand Warden barrelling towards said parking lot made him…rather cautious.
He also noted presence of two shady individuals awaiting for him in parking lot, waiting near his pickup truck.

To their horror, Bricksley in question was shifting roughly towards parking lot, showing that it’s front end has been very heavily reinforced with intention of hitting something. They realized escape is unlikely, as Bricksley totaled their car by ramming into it.
As Roy Carter emerged from what likely used to be actively used police car about three decades ago, combination of his physical size and very convincing shotgun made them very carefully back off on foot. After he scavenged some stuff from their car, including some money, Roy focused his attention to James.

Who are you?

I…I work here. Haven’t…seen…a thing…

This was obviously a lie. However, Roy noted his relatively small vehicle seems to sputter so he tried to peek under it’s very crumpled hood. Whatever was hiding under there had shown signs of giving up on it’s life.

Shame you gave up on me after these couple of months. Probably should have went bigger…

This sparked James’s interest.

Bigger? Than Grand Warden? That’s pretty big car you got there: one of, if not the, last hoorays for one being ladder-frame full-size RWD.

Maybe I was bit harsh on it…either way now I will need something else. For multiple reasons.

James chuckled

I’m working in dealership of SUVs, trucks and Vans. Something might suit you, either new or used. We will need money, tho…if that’s okay with you.

You accept cash?

We don’t receive such request very often, but we can comply.

James returned to his desk with scariest potential customer he had in long time. Notable thing is that his monitor was somewhat tilted in such a way that Roy could have also seen it.

What is this? Doesn’t look like a job to me.

Ughhhhhh…you would be correct. That would be some passion of mine, following some potentially fun events. This is Voyage of Vehicular Waste.

Journey across Europe in cars that can’t cost above 5k. I dream to participate in something like that, but I try to help as much as I can to people that might share such passion. Few years ago, I sold my old truck to some people doing exactly that. Now, I might have some more freedom otherwise to participate, but my vacation days are all spent up and I can’t justify doing this in name of business.

Roy was starting to think

Sounds interesting…Mr. … Gaspedal. Are there any greater motivations for it aside from… passion ?

Well, there is also a prize of 50k for whomever wins it. Not really a point of those in my opinion, but people are entitled to their own.

That’s nice amount of money, Mr. Gaspedal. So nice, I might be interested in doing it. What are requirements?

You can call me James. They require your presence at the start of event. Said start is on 9th of this month in Portugal, town named Faro by looks of it.

What they also require is that you have some kind of name…and I presume ramming into other entrants is not allowed. We might need some name too in case you decide to buy here.

As I imagine applies to lot of things, unless you want to have trouble with police over there.

Not scared of police. Name is Roy. Roy Carter. And yes, I guess I’m buying for event…

My preferences would likely be very clear. I need something big, strong and fast for said 5k…how strict would they be on that price part?

James thought

While I doubt they would really require you to give them receipt of purchase or something, spirit of challenge is to get there with something that is bought cheaply. There might be breakdowns, but you shall note that fellow competitors will likely be happy to help…as long as you don’t give them reason to not do so.

I guess you would be going with some Kontir, then? Let’s see what we have…

One particular vehicle attracted Roy’s attention

This seems familiar. I remember one of my customers owning one in such color and having same drivetrain.

Has it ever been registered in California?

Yes. Previous owner bought it there, then travelled across US to his house here. It was almost always well-maintained, but it ended up being rather undesirable due to very existent smell inside. It’s not a pleasant cocktail of smells.

Let’s check it out.

They did. Roy was very intently sniffing inside and looking at various parts of it.

This IS what that fucker owned. Very much smells the part. History matches.

You are buying it, then? Admittedly, you are first person checking it out that entered and decided that it’s fine.

Might as well. It’s just about perfect.

Chitco Cargo Company Rotterdam garage, Rotterdam , Netherlands, Europe - Part 1

Raufoss Smons has occupied one bedroom in this garage to look at stuff he gathered: guns, ammo, food and whatever else you may expect from hired gun that is mostly living in his car. While not being official boss or truck driver employed there, this was technically his home and he was appointed as kinda boss when actual boss Nyaso isn’t around…which is just about all the time.

Just as he tallied up all of his resources and planning to grab some more food to add to his inventory, two figures had been moving around in parking lot.

Ah, it’s just you…thought I might be facing someone that would require a gun for negotiation.

Andrea Chicota, one of trespassers, had been visibly excited

Chanty is organizing a road trip. We will base ourselves here before heading to Faro and gather entire team. Now, I’m not entirely sure who exactly will be a part of it, or what we will be using, but we have few days to sort that out.

Who TF is Chanty?

TikTok showing said figure dancing around pink minivan has technically given the answer, but it also opened further questions. Raufoss Smons, however, was too stunned to speak over this joyful display.

She is…visiting?

Not necessarily, but she could if you so desire. This place could use some color. Same might apply to your suit.

I prefer my suit to not be “50 shades of pink”.

Competent fighters can make even pink terrifying.

I’m going off soon anyway, just gotta pack everything back in car. In few days, I guess you are welcome to invite her over and she is free to do whatever…possibly short of remaking this into truck garage for Barbies.

Andrea and Pi chuckled about this as they made their way in garage.


Andrea went to provide some food and other supplies for potential team.
In doing so, she got into some very suspicious alley, encountering one big guy surrounded by group of smaller guys…sadly familiar sight in foreign country.

And so, my idiotic underlings, I shall demonstrate to you that I’m very strong.

As if you aren’t idiot yourself, Commandeer.

Perfect. I shall fight this here girl to demonstrate that I’m strong.

To cut the story of what is effectively a fistfight, Commandeer IS strong. Strong enough to punch through regular door and tough enough for his hand remaining perfectly functional after such punch (such as unlocking the door with it).
He is, however, not exactly skilled, so while Andrea did receive quite a beating…she did technically win
For now, at least.

There will be continuation of prologue, but due to Mrdja being lazy in general and following info being of greater importance, priority will be given to introduce the team and car.

Team

In order of appearance in this post, we have:

  1. James Gaspedal
    American employed in Kontir dealership in Texas mentioned above. Friendly guy, somewhat chubby, he is here because he always wanted to do such a journey.

His aggression is 3

  1. **Roy Carter **
    US outlaw trucker in his 30s and one who bought vehicle to be used by team. In it for the prize money. He has sizable, strong build honed by driving and maintaining his semi truck

Considering his usual driving is speeding along in semi truck which is guaranteed to have some tuning under hood and no acknowledgement of any speed limit, his aggression is 5.

  1. Andrea Chitco
    Also likely refered to as Andrea Chicota or Andrea VerBanka, this 27y old is making an appearance once again. She might be interested in participating regardless, but what really matters is that Chanty will be there. As a host.
    Andrea was very recently involved in fistfight and has bruises to show for it. Not that she would want to worry Chanty up about it. She also develops quite a bit of an appetite compared to prior runs.

Driving aggression at 3

  1. Pi Chitco
    Also quite a veteran of Team Chitco, Andrea’s best friend gets here without any notable changes compared to prior runs. Still best described as humanoid centaur, Pi also is not most knowledgeable person in the world. However, due to her very friendly behaviour, her looks or smarts can be easily forgiven.

Driving aggression is 2, due to her not being as frequent of a driver as almost everyone else

  1. Edward Maier
    This 1.7m tall and 100 kg heavy guy appears to be in his 30s by appearance, but is actually in his 70s. Blame very extensive “facelift” he had about a decade ago.
    Facelift in quotes because I find that term fairly accurate to what was done to him. Also note that term implies changes were limited to his face, which isn’t case here. Either way, he is fit…or tries to be. His clothing will attract attention only for it’s very good quality, not so much for its looks.
    He comes from Maier Kingdom, which is country on Narquintal and lives in King’s Castle there. Technically an alien by Earth standards, despite being completely human.
    He stands his ground as human being very well, not flaunting any status or wealth he might have. Contrast that with his deceased wife Leopolda, who was also technically featured on these forums.

Driving aggression is 4, as his driving is either going all-out on small track in Sweden (he was a participant in 24h of Clunkers last year, after all) or chasing down some car thieves by himself in his kingdom, causing chaos along the way.

  1. Sora
    Current partner of Edward and another alien by technicality for almost same reasons.
    She originates from some VerBanka Verse, where VerBanka and her derivatives have similar abilities to some kind of God and would be seen as some sort of monarchs. Andrea is one such derivative.
    This member of 70+ club is visibly so, being of small build in just about every direction and way you could name.
    She is retired nurse that had seen and learned fair few things during her time of work and will likely put it to use if needed.

Driving aggression of 1

Car

Well, car is kinda inaccurate, seeing that it’s actually a SUV.

It’s Kontir Roxton V8 from 2000.


It’s American full-size SUV, therefore not being well-suited to minuscule streets of Europe. It has range that may be 400 kilometers, providing that most of that is downhill and rest of the way on at least a flat ground.

Actually no, it can cover over 400 kilometers if it’s really pushed to edges of it’s economy. Still, expect it’s 80 liter fuel tank to be refueled relatively often.


It has 200k miles on the clock and five previous owners, one of which used to transport various stuff of dubious legality around with it. No team member uses drugs, but they might be suspected of doing so by interior smell. Roxton has also drove various people in it’s roomy interior, likely including ones for whom that would have been last ride ever. That is also contributing to smell.

While it was reasonably well-maintained, it still can’t escape wear and tear over 25 years. Roy haven’t exactly test drove it all that much, so something may have slipped through his brief checkup.

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SCUDERIA
philomena


prologue III


November 2025

Lily sighed with relief as the multiple metric tonne aircraft came to a roaring halt on the tarmac, the cabin gently shaking as the pilot skillfully handled the plane’s control surfaces to perform a smooth touchdown. They looked out the window to see the distant Portuguese hills that contrasted with the wide fields of the airport and the dark purple of the southern European night sky, reminding them slightly of the distant smog-clogged mountains that surrounded Los Angeles in a bittersweet taste of back home.

After a short taxiing sprint, Lily deboarded the airliner and made their way to the inside of the terminal. Like any other, Humberto Delgado International was a busy hub, people scurrying from the drop-off points to their gates like ants in a frightened colony scrambling to get together. The signs overhead were thankfully clear and in English as well, which assisted Lily in getting to their planned meeting point.

Opening up their folded clamshell phone, it didn’t take long for them to realize that it wasn’t remotely anywhere near the cell towers its e-SIM was meant for, and with a sigh they paused their walking to connect their phone to the airport’s Wi-Fi. They had a short stop in front of a large advertisement on the wall, one for a local cosmetics company. Lily looked at it for a moment as their smartphone took its time to hook up, observing the girl in the poster. It was a snow leopard with long, blonde hair parted down the middle, her bright blue eyes shone as bright as they could through the average-quality print-out, standing out from her clear, clean black-and-white pelt.

“Anastasiya… Avory? Portugal’s got some real pretty people, huh?” They said to themselves. The pink device in their hand chimed its neo-2000’s alert to let Lily know that it finally connected to the network. Without wasting much time, they navigated to their messaging app and continued walking along, following the bright, bold signs that hung from the ceiling.

After what felt like an exhaustive navigation of the concrete and steel labyrinth, narrowly missing other travelers and airport staff as they sprinted across the floor like flies, Lily finally made it to the pickup zone that they and Svi agreed upon. They found a nearby bench, but weren’t super privy to the idea of sitting down again after over 24 hours of sitting inside a pressurized metal tube tens of thousands of feet above the North Atlantic ocean, so they stood around the area, looking around for anyone who they thought resembled the image of their childhood friend in their head.

It didn’t take long before the handset in their pocket finally rang out with a message from Svi.

What are you wearing? I’m here.

Lily was quick to write up a response, describing their outfit as simplistic as they could. They sent it back, scanning the place for anyone also looking for someone else. Their heart started to thump a bit quicker, their mind racing to the worst, wondering if they’d been deceived. They anxiously looked around for anyone suspicious, anyone who, in their mind, looked as though they were there to perform some kind of highly planned kidnapping. This bout of uneasiness was satiated a bit when they thought about who they were exactly. It’s not like they were a famous actor, or the child of a rich oligarch, but the thought wasn’t exactly easy to wipe, especially not after they heard another alert from their cellular device.

With shaky hands, they peeked at the handset once more to read what it had to say.

I don’t see you, what’s nearby?

This sent them into another fit of worry, but so as to not arouse any suspicion, they looked towards something a couple feet away from them and not next to them, which was another poster featuring Anastasiya Avory, which they promptly described in a reply.

They moved away from the poster a bit, cautiously watching to see who would approach it, and it wouldn’t take long until someone did, someone Lily wasn’t expecting.

Just like in the advertisement, it was a snow leopard girl with long, platinum-blonde hair, bright blue eyes, and a well-groomed coat of pantherine fur. She had on a black sleeveless turtleneck and tight-fitting corduroy pants that highlighted the silhouette of her sleek legs befit of a high class fashion model. On her wrist, a pair of matching Vivienne Westwood bracelets, and on her ears, a set of golden triangular Prada earrings to frame the rest of her shapely, symmetric head. In her hand was a silver smartphone wrapped in a simple, folding leather case, which she turned towards to type on.

Lily slowly moved closer, the gears turning within their head as they processed the person in front of her eyes. She appeared as though she had walked out of the picture, an exact recreation of the cosmetics model. Lily’s train of thought was interrupted after yet another notification was received, ringing loudly enough to alert the girl in front of them. Their eyes met one another, and locked into place as they stared into each other’s pupils. Lily moved closer, rolling their luggage across the floor behind them, and so did the girl before them.

“Lily?” She spoke out, appearing to have recognized them before they could recognize her. It was here that Lily paused for a moment, wondering how a model from a make-up advertisement could know who they were. They took a gulp before they spoke out

“Anastasiya…?” Lily asked cautiously. Upon speaking that name out, the girl laughed and continued moving closer. “Yes, that’s me!”

It took until the two were almost directly in front of one another until it finally clicked in Lily’s head, and from cheek to cheek, a smile couldn’t help but form across their face.

“Wait… Svi?! You’re Anastasiya Avory?!”

Svi giggled once more, maneuvering their finger in front of their mouth in a shushing motion as she winked at the dog in front of her. “Not too loud.” She smiled.

It seemed for these two, the continents and the sheer distance of the Earth’s size was not what brought them further apart, it was in fact, time.

“Wow… Three years… You’ve…”

“Changed?” Svi finished Lily’s sentence with a grin. “How was the flight?” She asked as she motioned for them to follow her.

“Egregious.” Lily chuckled. “What do you expect from flying for that long? Having a layover in Atlanta and Paris were interesting, to say the least. As for being over the Atlantic, I pretty much just entertained myself by playing on my phone non-stop. Thanks for at least getting me premium economy though, the extra legroom was super nice for a change!”

“You’re very welcome. I hope the cabin amenities were good. I’ve never booked with Air France before, but I haven’t exactly heard bad things about them, either.”

The two walked over to a large SUV, bathed in a metallic champagne and black two-tone colour whose metallic flakes danced with the motion of the street lights overhead. Lily was taken aback at the sight of the luxury vehicle, and even more so as Svi opened the door to the backseat that revealed its upscale leather and metal interior dressings reminiscent of a 1930’s ocean liner.

“Is this our airport shuttle…?” A genuine question Lily asked. Svi let out a small laugh of entertainment at this as she responded. “It’s my car.”

Your car? You drive a fucking Sendo? This car is worth my entire bloodline!” Lily exclaimed as they climbed onto the incredibly well-padded seat surrounded by about a billion different screens and buttons for controlling all of its features. Svi entered through the other side, sharing an enthusiasm for another thing that wasn’t her car.

“Lily, this is Bruce, my driver.”

“Greetings, ma’-”

“Nice to meet ya, Bruce! Just Lily is fine!” Lily said, cutting the older gentleman off before he misgendered them.

“O-oh… my apologies…”

“Sorry Bruce, forgot to say, they don’t do the whole “ma’am” or “sir” thing.” Svi patted him on the back. “Shall we go?”

With the awkward tension eased up, they set off. The intricate clock in the center of the cockpit displayed the time as being half an hour past seven. The quietness and stillness of the interior felt otherworldly to Lily, a smashing contrast to their loud, proud, bright red American coupe back home across the pond.

“Y’know, it’s been so long since we last met, I genuinely didn’t recognize you even through the ad. You’ve really done it now. I mean look at this!” Lily ran their fingers across the minute details carved into the metalworks around the vehicle’s doorcards and arm rests, feeling all the tiny recesses and reliefs embedded in the sociopathic intricacy of the Japanese luxury vehicle. “I’ve been on the Queen Mary in Long Beach, and I mean, sure that thing is a glorified floating wreck with how badly it’s been unmaintained, but this is… it’s just leagues ahead…”

“It really is a nice car, though it feels a bit too high class for me. It stands out a lot whenever I get dropped off anywhere. I’d prefer to blend in, honestly.” Svi sighed as she leaned back into the seat, peering out at the bright lights of Lisbon as the car weaved through the streets of the old city.

“That’s pretty understandable. Must suck to be out there in the eyes of the public at all times. Then again, when you’re sitting on this much dough, you better be prepared to handle what comes with it.”

Svi heard them, but simply didn’t respond. They continued moving until the bright lights of Lisbon faded into the rear view mirrors.

“So what have you been listening to lately?” Lily asked, wanting not to keep the cabin quiet for too long.

“Hm, nothing too different from what we used to listen to when we were younger.” She said, pulling one of the vehicle’s screens closer to her and navigating to the music player. “Still care for Pierce the Veil?”

“Look at me, of course! What else ya got?”

“Black Veil Brides, Sleeping with Sirens, you name it. It’s still the same Spotify account I used since high school. Though I haven’t really touched these playlists in a long while. You can look through them too on that screen.” Svi said, leaning over towards Lily to pull the screen out from the seatback in front of them. “Guessing you never used one of these before?” She looked towards the dog.

“N-no…? I’m not a famous model with a four hundred thousand dollar ultra luxury SUV. What kind of question is that?” Lily laughed.

“Just trying to lighten the mood.” Svi winked back as she nudged them. She swiped her hair from her eyes as they fell across her face. “It’s not different from an iPad or even just an Android tablet, it still has apps, they’re just… formatted a bit differently.”

“I-I see… I think I can figure it out.”

Their conversations went on and on as they went down the Portuguese highway as the screams of alternative twinks, metallic screeching of electric guitars, and the intense thumping of punk rock drums blared through the Sendo’s high-fidelity speakers. The car eventually pulled off the highway towards a quieter part of the city, where the traffic slowed down, and the sounds became more sombre. Passing a couple of roundabouts and cruising down a hill past numerous high-rise resorts and hotels, the vehicle came to a halt in front of a tree-lined driveway.

“We’re here.” Svi said as she pulled her phone out and tapped something on the screen. The glittery gold-like SUV crawled up the entry to the large plot of land, and Lily looked out the window to see what they could only describe as the largest house they’ve ever seen up close.

“I really shouldn’t be surprised, but holy shit.” They said with their jaw essentially dragging down on the floor. Lily stepped out after Bruce had opened the door for them, trying to gather as much information they could with their eyes regarding the new environment they had just landed upon. Another car caught their eye next to the Sendo in the parking bay next to the house, and they went to approach it even as it was secluded in relative darkness. “Is that what you bought for the event?”

“Oh, yes it is!” Svi followed them excitedly, tapping their handset once more to brighten up the area. Once the lights came on, the dark, faded, nearly black metallic paint of an old Japanese wagon came to view.

Lily just barely made out the silhouette of the old machine, tracing its roofline carefully. “It’s… an ASR-4? That takes me back…” They pondered. Even with the exterior lighting, it was hard to see clearly due to the blackness of the automobile’s paint, and the larger Sendo in front of it, but they managed to get a better view as they moved past the larger SUV.

“ASR-R…? Wait a minute…”

As they got a better look at it, they couldn’t help but read off the badge on the honeycomb pattern grille. Also visible from the angle they viewed it at were large overfenders that tucked away thick off-road patterned rubber around bright white steel wheels. They continued walking around the vehicle, looking at its distinct early-2000s stencil across the white walls of the property. Even in the night, the damage the sun had performed on its tattered paint was visible, with its chipped clear coat screaming to be peeled off further. The years hadn’t been kind to it at all, for bumps and various bubbles proudly displayed themselves throughout its panels. “Competizione? Svi… is this what I think it is?”

“A 2003 Yamada ASR-4 Competizione, or ASR-R, something along those lines.”

Lily was quick to recall the history of this vehicle, and as if they couldn’t be shocked any further, they closed their eyes and took a deep breath. “You managed to buy this for five thousand Euros?” They asked as calmly as they could.

“Mmm, more like five thousand and some spare change after auction fees. I did a bit of research beforehand, I had a feeling it would’ve gone past the budget but somehow no one wanted it.” Svi shrugged as they stopped by Lily’s side. “But it does run. Smells like oil I believe whenever you turn the engine on, but it still runs nevertheless.”

“That’s pretty amazing. A Paris-Dakar winner, in pretty shit condition, but for that price… something’s got to be wrong with it.” As amazed as Lily was, they couldn’t help but feel a little bit of skepticism about it as they stared at the SUV’s chubby, hamster-like face which was a humorous disparity between that and its very athletic body.

“That’s exactly why I wanted you to come along.”

“Well, we can take a proper look at it tomorrow, it’s way too dark right now, and I’m beat.” They yawned as they turned their head towards Svi, who nodded in agreement.

The two made their way towards the front door, where Bruce stood as diligently as ever. “Where would you like your luggage?” The elder gentleman asked with a distinct polite flair and Portuguese accent.

“I’ll take it from here, thanks!” Lily took their dark purple carryall from the older man and smiled.

“You can take your leave Bruce, thank you as always.”

With a nod from him, he closed the door behind the two and walked off towards the front gate.

Svi led Lily past the foyer, instructing them to first take off their shoes, and into the living room, which could be described as a more vibrant version of millennial grey, with minimalist, but high quality furniture lining the wide floors and faraway walls. A large television embedded itself into a cabineted white shelf across from the wide, dark blue sofa framed with a zebra patterned rug, while further away, a dining area in a windowed rotunda sat bathed in the colors of the night sky peering through.

The two moved towards the stairway to the second floor of the villa, covered in a hard, high quality bright orange wood that was oddly warm to the touch, and at the end of the hallway, Lily saw a large window showing the serene Atlantic coast as it shimmered in the light of distant ships and the cool, dim roundness of the moon.

“You can use this room. Feel free to put your clothes in the cabinets and dressers, there shouldn’t be anything in there I don’t think.” Svi said as she opened the door to a well-furnished bedroom, with a large bed flanked by two cube-shaped nightstands topped with minimalist lamps. A decently sizable TV hung on the opposite wall of the bed, and a large sliding door flanked with heavy curtains finished up the space.

“Woah… I really, really can’t thank you enough for letting me stay!” Lily exclaimed, their tail visibly wagging as they looked all around the room.

“You’re very welcome. If you’re looking for the washroom, it’s back in the hallway next to the staircase, feel free to freshen up, there should already be towels in there.”

“I’ll do just that!” They said, hopping eagerly into their new place of lodging for the next few weeks.

Oh, huh. Weeks? The thought crossed their head as they began to unpack their belongings. The rally won’t start until December… I wonder if I got here too early…

As they climbed into the shower, they couldn’t help but think about Los Angeles. Sure, being on vacation for almost two months in Europe is an unheard dream for many Americans, but it’s not like they could just forget about their life back in the States when it was all over.

Once their mind cleared up, they switched the shower knob off and shook the water from their fur before stepping out to grab a towel to dry themselves off. With that, they dressed up in some casual clothing, consisting of a loose Green Day T-shirt and flannel pajamas, before throwing themselves onto the large, comfy bed and shutting the bedside lamp off. Even with the covers over them, tossing and turning, they weren’t able to get their eyes to stay closed, either due to an unknown feeling of homesickness, or a lingering anxiety about the upcoming event.

Amidst all this, Lily heard Svi call out, and figured, since they couldn’t fall asleep right there, may as well see what was going downstairs. Thus, they made their way back down, finding Svi placing down a wooden board full of cheese, crackers, and sliced cuts of meat on the coffee table in front of the sofa next to two wineglasses and a few different bottles of expensive looking alcohol. Lily felt their cheeks warm up a bit as they noticed the feline’s appearance, whose hair was tied into a neat ponytail and her outfit consisted of a baby blue camisole with shorts that, if viewed at the right angle, would show a sliver of her buttocks. She looked up at the canine as she sat down on the couch, lifting her legs up onto the cushions and patting the seat next to her.

“I had a feeling as tired as you may be, the jetlag would still get to you. Come here, and have a drink with me!” Her tail swayed from side to side invitingly as she gestured for them to come over. Lily gulped and awkwardly made their way past the large, rectangular table, careful not to knock anything over. “I’m only 20, though. Do you have anything non-alcoholic?”

Upon hearing this, Svi let out a hearty laugh as she opened up one of the bottles. “Oh, silly! The drinking age in Portugal is 18. You’re perfectly fine. Have you never had anything to drink before?” She said as she began to pour some of the sweet, red nectar out into the thinly-shaped glass.

A wave of embarrassment washed over the dog as they looked at the drink. “Nothing more than a glass when I still lived with my parents. Since moving out I’ve stayed completely sober.” They said as Svi handed them the beverage, which was colder to the touch than the environment around them.

“Might as well savor this opportunity then. When you go back to America, you won’t be able to drink for another year.” She said right before letting a small swig flow down her throat with a smooth refinement. “We can warm up this way, since it’s getting quite cold outside.” She winked.

Drinking wasn’t ever a thing they truly enjoyed, but Lily figured if they were with someone like Svi, it wouldn’t be too bad of a thing. To them, the smell of the alcohol already felt like enough to send streaks through their mind, but taking a sip and letting the bittersweet liquid flush through their body was an entirely different thing. They felt their ear twitch and felt the fur on their arm raise just a little.

“So how was it?” Svi leaned over, pulling her face closer to Lily to the point where they could both catch a whiff of each other’s booze-stained breaths. “It definitely tastes better than what my parents had me try out a few years back…” They said, turning their flushed head away to take another sip. “This still feels wrong…”

“Playing hard to get is a thing of the past, Lily.” Svi moved her arm closer to the dog’s, firmly crossing into each other’s personal spaces as the tips of their coats brushed against one another. “Mind if I moved in closer?”

“Say, what’s in this drink?” Lily looked back over. Svi’s face was right there, barely a lick away as they looked deeply into one another. “Your eyes are like starlight, now.”

“Something tells me I really can’t stay.” Was what they responded, contrary to their body language.

“What’s this on your shoulder?” Asked the feline with a smutty smirk, whose snout had moved over to the side of their neck. Lily felt the breaths of the apex predator on them, making their body convulse with the warmth of the girl next to them. “Looks like someone got to you first, huh?”

“S-so what if someone did? Being possessive now?” Lily quipped back as Svi tugged on their shirt to get a closer look at the bite marks on the canine’s body. The clock ticked in the distance to the rhythm of their intertwined heartbeats.

The leopard licked the outskirts of her wine-marked mouth. “Gosh, your lips look delicious.”

“Are we just doing an abridged version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” now?” Lily joked as they set the alcohol down onto the table.

“Do you just want to skip right to the sex, then?”

The air between them felt warmer and warmer with each sip from the cup. Svi’s arm moved in behind Lily, who felt a shudder as they felt pulled in closer. At this point, neither of them could resist the temptation that ran through their bodies. Indeed, the weather outside started to cool the more time elapsed from the sun going down, yet it only got hotter inside as they gazed at each other with sparks going across their eyes. The two were after something they both had, but this tugging feeling kept pushing them past.

Falling deeper into the other, Lily reached back out as they leaned back putting one arm behind themselves to prop themselves up before grabbing the wineglass and bringing it up to their snout.

“With how you’re dressed, something tells me that you want me to say yes.” Their eyes narrowed at the camisole strap now sliding off of the panther’s shoulder, revealing a bit of her chest to Lily. “Maybe a couple more drinks, though.” They grinned.


The ocean breeze blew a soft chill across the grey exterior walls of the Portuguese villa, whistling as they rode over the various bumps and recesses of the large house. Svi opened her eyes to the feeling of something heavy resting on her, nuzzled between the twin lumps of fat on her chest. She looked down, finding Lily sleeping soundly on top of her, their hair thrown about as though a hurricane had just blown through the house, and their face smudged with makeup and wine stains. A ringing pain bounced around her head as she tried looking around, making out the soft bedsheets and warm pillow beneath her.

The two lay there inside her room for a moment, the canine moving up and down with Svi’s breathing as they peacefully remained in deep repose in the middle of the feline’s soft fur-covered mammary tissues. She gently glanced around, unable to find her phone anywhere. With a sigh, she gently shook the slumbering dog to see if they would get up on their own.

“Lily…” She groaned. “Wakey, wakey…”

Lily let out an annoyed moan, like that of a toddler whose afternoon nap had been interrupted. “There’s no school today… It’s too early…” They uttered, wrapping their arms around Svi’s waist as if she were a pillow and pulling her in, their snout melting into the two soft mounds surrounding it. “Hey!”

Svi wrestled the sleepy, and probably hungover pooch off of them, whose limp body lay strewn over the bed, before feeling a shiver and curling up like an armadillo. She simply sighed at this sight, taking the sheet and throwing it over their naked body bathed in various bite marks and hickeys visible through their fur, which had Svi wondering if she’d done too much.

Making her way to the bathroom, Svi looked at herself in the mirror. It seemed the both of them had tangled with one another a bit too much, seeing the various imprints of teeth on her chest, neck, and crotch area. She let out a small giggle as she took a robe that was hanging behind her and wrapped herself up. Making her way downstairs, she was nevertheless rather irked by the mess that was generated by the two’s actions, with crackers and cheese all over the coffee table, clothes and underwear thrown throughout the room, and two empty wine glasses and various alcohol bottles miraculously unbroken on the carpet.

With a sigh, she decided to clean up after themselves while waiting for her doggy friend to wake up.

From the kitchen, to the living room, and wherever else they had their drunken fun, the cleaning process felt to her like it had taken close to an hour. She looked at the clock, unsure what time she’d actually gotten up, but noticed it was a few minutes before noon.

Is that pup ever gonna wake up? None of us ate breakfast yet, either…

A lightbulb lit up atop the snow leopard’s head, and she went to look for her phone, which she found sitting idly beneath a certain someone else’s pink, folded up handset. She went through her contacts, navigating until she found the L’s, and rang up a certain enthusiastic somebody.

“Alo?” She heard someone pick up on the other end after what seemed like a really long bout of ringing. It wasn’t who she was expecting, however, as instead of the typical bubbly high pitched voice she was used to, instead a deep, musky tone answered.

“Hm? Did I dial the right number? Is this not Leo?”

“N-no… this is Leo’s phone… he’s just… asleep right now, sorry.”

“O-oh! I’m sorry. Tell him he doesn’t need to call back. Thank you for answering!” Svi awkwardly said as she ended the call. “Guess I’ll just make breakfast myself, then…” She sighed.

It was maybe a half hour later until Svi heard movement from the bedroom upstairs, as she was in the middle of assembling two sourdough sandwiches. From behind the entrance to the kitchen, a disheveled dog wearing nothing but an oversize Green Day tee scrambled into the room, seemingly guided by the aroma of toasted bread, lettuce, tomatoes, and deli meat. The two of them locked eyes with one another, a small smile highlighting the edges of the big cat’s face. Lily felt their cheeks warm up at the sight of a well-prepared breakfast for two, their canine tail swinging from side to side in joy as Svi motioned for them to take a seat next to her.

Lily sat down next to the feline, feeling the warm sun reach their feet as light struck at an angle and landed on the ground behind the large glass door next to them. The two shared a cozy, tasty breakfast, made even more delicious with the presence of someone by their side.

“Just leave the dishes in the sink, I’ll deal with them later. Do you want to look at the car now?” Svi said, getting up from where she sat. Lily had this look on their face as though they just remembered what exactly they were there for. “For sure!” They got up enthusiastically. Svi looked at them up and down, resisting the urge to let out a small giggle. “Well, maybe put on some pants first.” She snickered.

After a short bout of putting some appropriate clothes together, and Lily grabbing their toolbox from their luggage, the two stepped out into the front yard of the house, where the two SUVs sat underneath the small carport. “I’ll put my car out on the street so you can get more space to look around.” Svi said, throwing the keys of the old Yamada towards them before hopping into the driver’s seat of the Sendo. The gate opened up, and the large luxury ocean liner creeped out of the driveway and onto the street.

Before getting in, Lily crawled down underneath to inspect whatever they could with the chassis, and down there they noticed the suspension components and general undercarriage weren’t horrible, but not as clean as a car from the Southwestern United States. With that, they got up and opened up the door to the old homologation special, with images of their childhood immediately flooding back upon seeing the familiar interior of the vehicle, from its patterned, heavily bolstered cloth seats, four-spoke steering wheel, and ultra sensible, utilitarian dashboard design.

Opening the hood, they found the engine to be covered in countless layers of dust and dirt. Rubbing the muck off the intake plenum revealed the Yamada branding on the engine. Looking around, they found the dipstick, pulling it out and wiping the end with the towel before dipping it back inside to check the oil levels. It appeared reasonably high, maybe missing less than a quart of lubricant. The fill cap had been changed for an aftermarket HKS unit, meaning that they’d have to go on the internet to figure out the exact viscosity needed for the engine.

Besides that, everything looked in order. The accessory belt, though dusty, still looked functional, and so did the rest of the accessories on the passenger side of the engine bay. Despite the body having various surface rust spots visible, the front strut towers looked clean and sturdy. Even the battery seemed newly replaced.

“Guess all that needs to be done now is a proper test drive, huh?”

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prologue III cont.


November 2025

The heavily aged six-cylinder engine fired up after a few turns from the starter. This alerted Lily as they watched the dashboard light up and immediately, a check engine light appeared. The engine idled way higher than they were expecting, telling them something wasn’t exactly right here. “Svi, can you hand me the scanner?” Lily said as they leaned underneath the dashboard, seeing an OBD2 port underneath the steering column.

“What does it look like?” Svi asked, looking through the small metal box.

“Orange and black, got a wire sticking out with a trapezoidal plug on the end.”

Svi found the device and handed it over. Lily plugged the tool into the port, waiting for the screen to show it was connected. With a beep, it showed a couple of engine codes, one regarding an EVAP leak, another for an O2 sensor, and finally one for the fuel system running too rich.

“Ouch…” Lily looked at the scanner worriedly. “Good thing we’ve got almost a month to get this thing ready.”

“It’s that bad, huh?”

“The hard part’s gonna be trying to figure out what’s doing what. Engine running rich could be a clogged air filter, O2 sensors could just be dirty, but they could also just be broken, and as for the EVAP, it could be anything from a loose fuel cap, leaking fuel tank, or purge valve. One of those we could honestly just ignore if needed.” Lily tried to sound reassuring as they unplugged the tool and handed it back to Svi, who put it away promptly. “Well, care to go for a drive?” They grinned. “We’ll see if there’s anything wrong with the chassis with the test.”

Svi climbed into the passenger seat, just as heavily bolstered as the driver’s. The gate behind them opened, showing the Sendo still sitting quietly on the side of the road. Lily put the gear knob into reverse, feeling the clutch bite point as they slowly lifted their foot, noting how high it was.

“Agh, don’t tell me this needs a clutch, too.” They grumbled as the two decade old rally machine inched out of the parking space, the rattling hum of the engine bouncing around as it made its way onto the road. Svi closed the gate behind them through her smartphone, and the two set off.

“I’m gonna give it the beans.” Lily said as they approached a wide road where the Cascais coastline painted a bright blue backdrop among brown, sea-battered rocks. Svi held tightly onto one of the handles by the door and nodded, before the canine driver pushed the pedal under their right foot down onto the ground. The tachometer needle climbed steadily to its maximum of 7,000 RPM, with the engine responding accordingly to the influx of air, fuel, and spark in a loud, energetic, trumpeting bellow. The two were pushed back into the worn cloth seats as the car accelerated forward with an intense fervor.

Lily switched up a gear, halting the acceleration for a brief moment and sending them slightly forwards. It didn’t take long before they breached well beyond the seaside highway’s speed limits. Both occupants of the SUV found themselves giddy at the feeling of being inside such a machine. “It’ll take a bit getting used to this being right-hand-drive, but wow! This thing’s a blast!” Lily said as they changed gears once again.

Despite all the fun the two were having from the 3.5-litre V6, it wasn’t exactly possible to ignore all the other quirks of the vehicle as they cruised down the coast. One of these was most apparent when they ran over a bump and the car continued to wobble up and down as though it were on waves. “I think the rear shocks might be blown.” Lily noted.

There was also the constant rattling under acceleration, as well as the other uncountable shakes and vibrations over bumpier surfaces. “Steering shaft may also need replacement. Not sure if these share the same part as a regular ol’ ASR-4, but…” They paused as they shook the steering wheel left and right with no change in the vehicle’s direction. “… this is pretty dangerous.”

“Take the next right you see, we can get back into the city from there. If we continue straight down this road we’ll end up in Sintra.” Svi informed them. Actually turning a tight corner, they felt the vehicle’s weight wobble around as the fatigued suspension system barely held on. “Looks like the whole chassis might need a refresh!”

Especially through the roundabouts did the old Yamada’s handling problems present themselves, as Lily was forced to go on the brakes when the car’s tires gripped more than the suspension could handle, causing what felt like the front left tire lifting up off the ground while the right hand side of the body dug into the suspension. “Holy shit!”

“Maybe take turns a bit slower from here on out…” Svi held on tightly to the grab handles above her head.

“Besides that, this engine feels pretty great! I think an oil change, some new spark plugs, and a basic tune up should get this old girl running around like she’s younger again!” Lily exclaimed excitedly as they entered another wide straightaway, where they clutched in, put the gear in second, and let loose on the throttle, allowing the aged engine to sing its proud rally-bred battle cry at over six thousand times a minute.

This enthusiasm would unfortunately be short-lived, as when the revs began to die down, a horrifying clunking sound that synchronized with the engine speed began to ping at the two’s ears and got louder and louder. Immediately, Lily’s heart sank at the sound, as they’ve had the misfortune of hearing it on another friend’s car moments before it died.

“We might have to slow down…” Lily said, their face appearing as though the dead had begun speaking to them. “Do you hear what I’m hearing?”

“That ticking sound?”

“Exactly. I hope that’s not what I think it is.” They shuddered. Even going at a slower speed, the engine continued to painfully thump as the revs went up and down.

C’mon, hold out for me…

They continued limping home, careful not to give it extra unnecessary throttle.

“Do you think we should just stop and call a tow truck?” Svi asked as she looked out the window, seeing a cloud of blue smoke emerging from the tailpipe. “We’re smoking a lot.”

“Fuck, how bad is it?” Lily took a peek in the rear view mirror, the rear glass was almost entirely filled with the puffs of a dying engine as they trotted along the outer city roads. Passersby looked at them with contempt as they drove past leaving their aerosols in the environment. “You might be-”

A loud bang sounded out from right in front of them, and the engine went silent. No knocking, no low-pitch droning, nothing. They were jolted forwards as over a hundred pounds of metal in the drivetrain suddenly locked up, and the tyres cried for a brief moment before Lily quickly put the car into neutral to disengage the car’s dead heart from its still-moving legs. They were effectively in control of a zombie at this point, with no means of continuing once it came to a halt.

“Shit!”

“What was that?!”

“Engine probably blew a rod. But that’s weird, we were full of oil before I started it. Unless it just immediately lost pressure after that or the oil pan vanished…” Lily said as they attempted to turn the key over to no avail.

“Whatever the matter, pull off here before anything else happens.”

“Right.”

The car slowly rolled into the parking lot of what appeared to be some kind of fitness centre. A few cyclists dressed in their skintight fabrics and carbon fiber road bikes came their way, all looking at the smoking SUV and shaking their heads in disappointment. Eventually, they came to a stop, miserably, in front of an electric vehicle charging spot.

“Well… that was… a drive…” Lily looked over at Svi awkwardly, scratching the back of their head and avoiding eye contact. To their surprise, the feline seemed super giddy, bursting out in some sort of uncontrollable laughter with tears in her eyes.

“Oh man! That was crazy!” She said as she unbuckled her seatbelt and stepped out of the seized-up automobile. She saw a trail of oil coming from underneath the vehicle that followed all the way out to the road where they came from, and a couple of pedestrians also looking over at the slick that lined the roads, some of them warning cyclists and other motorists who were coming by. Upon seeing this, the smile was quickly wiped off of Svi’s face as she observed the trouble the two had created “Ah…”

“Guess we’ll need that tow truck then.” Lily stepped out as well. “I guess you go call them… I’ll uhh… help traffic over here.” They said as they rushed over towards the oil-lined street.

You can’t even speak Portuguese, but sure… Svi rolled her eyes.


The smell of burnt oil and warped metal filled their nostrils as the faded black Yamada was loaded off of the flatbed and back under the carport of Svi’s villa. The two stared at its puppy-like front end as it sat in a slowly growing puddle of its own oil like some pet that had wet itself. With a loud grumbling, the tow truck pulled out of the driveway and scurried off to its next adventure as Svi waved the bright green utility vehicle off, closing the gate behind them.

She turned back to Lily and the ruined ASR-R as it dripped its hot lubricants onto a thick piece of cardboard they laid out before getting the car back. The canine didn’t waste any time as they opened the car’s hood up, being enveloped in a thick cloud that filled their face up, formed tears in their eyes, and sent them into a coughing fit.

“Wow, this thing is capital F, Fucked.” They wheezed.

“I suppose we could just find another car.” Svi shrugged as she approached the broken down machine. “It’s a shame, it seemed like a really fun thing when it ran.” She ran her hand across the oil-stained fender, soiling the grey and white fur on her fingers and palms with a dark brown colour.

“Well, if the event that we’re entering is anything like the Gambler Rally across the pond, we should theoretically have a near infinite budget for doing upgrades or repairs to our vehicle.” Lily said as an idea began to formulate in their head like an evil potion being mixed by a wizard. They looked back at the smoking engine, remembering how common it was to mix and match different kinds of Yamada engines with differing chassis. “I wonder if that will fit…”

“What will fit?” Svi tilted her head and twitched her ears.

“Remember your mom’s old van? The Yamada Osiris?”

“What about it?”

“Those things have almost the same engine as the ASR-R, just a bit newer, and a bit bigger. But Yamada V6’s should be nearly identical across the board. If we can get one of those, I think we can figure out how to get this thing running again!” Lily’s tail wagged excitedly at the thought. “Those things should be way lighter since they’re all aluminum, and maybe even be capable of just a bit more power. It’s not over yet!”

“Uh huh…” Svi looked behind Lily towards the still leaking car. Would we have enough time for that?

Lily quickly pulled out their phone and went into the web browser, searching up; “yamada osiris for sale europe”, only for their enthusiasm to suddenly be killed at the first result on the search engine.

“The Osiris wasn’t sold in Europe…” They said disappointedly, but were still determined. Loading up the Wikipedia app, they quickly searched for the specific engine used in the Osiris, finding out that while its van counterpart wasn’t sold in their current continent, an executive sedan from the same company had been.

“I’m feeling pretty hungry again, it’s almost 4 pm. We can figure more of this out later tonight.” Svi stretched her arms, lifting her tight fitting crop top up alongside.

“Fair enough. Know any good places around here?” Lily said as they pulled an old rag out of their toolbox and wiped their hands, before handing it over to Svi.

“Anything you have in mind?” She threw the question back.

“Hmm, I think we may have passed a pizza place along the way, I wouldn’t mind trying that place out.”

“Ah! That takes me back. Sure, we can absolutely go there!” Svi said, motioning for them to come inside. Lily nodded, telling her to go ahead as they walked over towards the derelict SUV to shut the hood, before following along inside.

“I’m gonna take a shower first, before we do anything.” Svi said as she climbed up the stairs, looking back at the canine with a wink.

“What?” They looked at her. Svi couldn’t tell whether or not they were playing dumb, or actually didn’t know, but she simply rolled her eyes as she continued making her way to the second floor.

Lily sighed and landed on the sofa with an audible flop as they were left downstairs. They took their phone out again, unflipping it and looking around for junked car auctions on the off-chance they would find exactly what they were after. Giving it some thought, they realized it would probably have to be entirely them who would be responsible for swapping the new engine into the chassis, based on their assumption of Svi’s mechanical competency.

Would I even have enough time?

They looked at the date in the notifications panel as they swiped down from the top of the screen. There was still a good amount of time before the rally’s start. Importing the needed parts and accessories needed to get the Yamada running wouldn’t be that major of a challenge, they thought to themselves. Their only concern was with whether or not Svi would be fine with another head potentially joining them.

Mechanical ticking from the circular clock on the wall was the main sound that reverberated across the villa’s walls downstairs, signaling the passage of time for every moment that Lily didn’t make a decision. Not wanting to hesitate any longer, they went over to another messaging app on their phone to talk with someone they haven’t seen, at all, but were very confident in that they could help out.



StormWulfrith42

:green_circle: :wolf: Thinking of Bara Wolf Tiddies. X3

lilybread
stooooooooooooooooooorm
are u busy

StormWulfrith42
Ye?

lilybread
right
so basically
wait r u actually busy rn or nah

StormWulfrith42
Nope. message went through before that came in.

lilybread
ok sweet
are you going to be anywhere for like
i dunno the next month or so

StormWulfrith42
I have a trip over to europe in the near future. Why?

lilybread
oooooh
which part of europe

StormWulfrith42
Gonna be chilling with Aruna for a while while some stuff is shipped over. So Uk area and then Grand Tour sort of thing. (edited)

lilybread
wait
grand tour?

StormWulfrith42
Yup. X3

lilybread
oh uhhhhh

StormWulfrith42
Been crafting a little pocket rocket just for the occasion.

lilybread
by chance is it organized by some weird german dude and its starts in faro portugal then ends in oulu finland

StormWulfrith42
yup. X3.

lilybread
uhhhhh
well

StormWulfrith42
Are we pondering the same thing?

lilybread
do u know where i am right now lmfao

StormWulfrith42
No clue. XP

lilybread
ok fair enough
but im deadass in portugal rn

StormWulfrith42
Nice. X3

lilybread
me and a friend were planning on entering the thing as well
but uhhh

StormWulfrith42
Hell yeah!
and friend?

lilybread
yeah long story, childhood friend of mine, you’ll get to meet her she’s p chill but essentially, she bought this old Yamada in the most piss ass condition and the engine just fuckin shat itself
i’ve been thinking of swapping in a newer engine in it, but lowk i’ve never done anything that crazy before
i was hoping i could get ur help cause :sob::sob::sob: how are we even gonna do this

StormWulfrith42
Shouldn’t be too hard. What year and engine?
Also fair warning, i’m not as mechanically knowledgeable as Shade is, but we’ll get it done in time.
“Labor costs” don’t count if you’re the one doing the labor
X3

lilybread
so its a 2003 ASR-R


not sure exactly what happened yet

StormWulfrith42
lol

lilybread
im guessing it lost oil pressure cause it started knocking
and all of a sudden it threw a rod

StormWulfrith42
that i can see. So other than an engine swap it’ll be normal, ya?
has enough pedigree on it’s own

lilybread
i mean yeah i don’t think my friend would want to spend too much more on this

StormWulfrith42
that’s what ebay and scrap yards are for. X3
getting shit cheap

lilybread
true

StormWulfrith42
and doesn’t look too bad on rust, at least from this angle

lilybread
underside’s pretty clean, there’s the typical roof bubbling on this gen ASR-4’s but aside from that, frame’s still decent
might need new tie rods tho
and control arms
and axles
and
uhh
shocks idk

StormWulfrith42
and it’s a car that could easily be in a beater race if you hadn’t found it
it’ll be fine by race day

lilybread
but yea, if u’d actually be able to come help that’d be
so appreciated :sob::sob::sob::sob: i’m sure my friend would absolutely be fine with compensating u too and letting u stay over until kickoff
and it’s not like ur gonna be working alone anyway

StormWulfrith42
That’ll be great!
also friend or friend? X3

lilybread
uh
uhhh
that’s a good question lowk

StormWulfrith42
XP

lilybread
do friends kiss each other after like 4 bottles of wine

StormWulfrith42
4 is a hecking ton of wine, so maybe?

lilybread
i dont see her as anything more than a friend and i dont think she sees me as anything more either
so
yeah

StormWulfrith42
okies.

lilybread
but sweet ill keep u updated fs, when are you and aruna meeting up?

StormWulfrith42
Around a week or two out from start date.

lilybread
aye
so that’d in theory leave us with maybe a week to put this thing together
cause kickoff is like, the 11th right?

StormWulfrith42
ye. should be doable with many hands and the parts already bought/found

lilybread
aye
i’ll have to actually look for that engine now :sob:
cause i just found this out today
they don’t sell the osiris here

StormWulfrith42
So we’re gonna be soccer mom swapping a hot suv. fun
Gotta get the Foxo prepped for shipping. gonna be nerve wracking sending it overseas. (edited)

lilybread
ooooo
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StormWulfrith42

lilybread
goddamn
that thing looks kinda tiny tho
are u sure u actually fit

StormWulfrith42
it is very, very small. Babe got sacrificed for cargo space, so it’s a solo run for me

lilybread
oh :sob::sob::sob:

StormWulfrith42
as is my ears get squished. X/

lilybread
shit its that small huh

StormWulfrith42
Still not accounting for our size properly yet
Just outside of kei regs

lilybread
crazy work

StormWulfrith42
and can drive under a semi
X3

lilybread
under a semi?

StormWulfrith42
like under a trailer
movie style

lilybread
ok hector gonna be running spoon engines over here with motec exhausts n shi

StormWulfrith42
???

lilybread
have u not seen fast and the furious
girl that movie came out before i was even born

StormWulfrith42
No? I’ve seen pieces of some of them, but were too macho for my taste.
More a Cannonball run/Gumball rally fan
Also herbie. X3

lilybread
mmm fair enough
the only herbie movie ive seen was fully loaded :sob:

StormWulfrith42
Really hoping we get the approval tho. Skirting real close to the regulation lines.
Hand built vs Kit car and all that
got a sweet radio in it tho.

lilybread
that looks pretty vintage
older style than the pioneer in my Alpena

StormWulfrith42
Straight out of an 80s luxobarge. X3
also the badge molds did super well.

lilybread
holy shit
is that fully hand carved metal or

StormWulfrith42
X3
cast then enamel

lilybread
ohhh
interesting
its pretty wild the projects y’all been up to
definitely look forward to seeing the thing in person
can i sit in it

StormWulfrith42
Ye. It’s been most of the year working on this thing
Sure.

lilybread
also hold on, me and my friend are about to head out for
dinner
i’ll message u again later

StormWulfrith42
Ye. Don’t get too wine drunk this time. X3
Or do

lilybread
no guarantees
being hung over sucks ass idk how ppl do that shit
but yea looking forward to seeing u!!!
have fun with aruna

StormWulfrith42
No clue. Never been that level of drunk
And will do. Night!

lilybread
gn

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prologue IV


Probably early December 2025

Cascais’ Marinha region, an upscale gem blessed with perfect climate all year round and situated on the dazzling Portuguese coast. It’s home to various Michelin Star restaurants, resorts, and multiple, usually peaceful, serene villas owned by a handful of members of the upper percentage of Lisboetas.

Yet this morning, and many other mornings before it were unique times for the typically slow moving sector of the city. The crashing of the distant waves, howling of the North Atlantic winds, and gentle rustling of the oak and olive leaves that dotted the usually calm streets remained continually interrupted by constant metallic hammering, various power tools, and the occasional cursing one would typically associate with a high-demand mechanic shop. It had been barely a week since he’d made his long, peculiar, and rather rough journey from the United Kingdom, down to the shores of Lisbon, yet a particular silver and lavender-furred wolf took little breaks as he pulled on the torque wrench in the engine bay of a small, lifted, Japanese crossover. The muscles on his arm flexed past his light grey tanktop as he ensured the bolt on the mount atop the engine bay was in the right spec.

Thankfully, he wasn’t alone in working on the rather dilapidated jalopy. He heard a couple of clicks from under the car, followed by the rolling of plastic wheels against the brick floor beneath the small carport perking his ears up as he stood back from where he worked on the compact machine.

“All the engine and transmission mounts should be torqued down now. What else are we missing, besides putting the front fascia back on?” Said the brown-pelted mutt as they emerged from beneath the vehicle. “I’m gonna keep saying this, but low-key, I really can’t thank you enough for this, Storm, especially with how much you’ve had to put up with me and Svi!” They said as they unashamedly placed their grime-covered hand on the bulging muscles of the fellow canine’s shoulder with a clueless grin.

Storm narrowed his eyes and looked over at his shoulder where the imprint of the dog’s hand was. “Yeah, it’s all good. I still have to attach the belt for the accessory belt and supercharger pullers and then we can take it out for a test drive.” He said, shaking the dust off his arm with a sigh. Before he could continue working, his nose picked up on a familiar scent coming from inside the house, and it seems so did someone else.

“Ah! Smells like Svi’s preheating some snacks!” Lily said as they took their gloves off, leaving it on the fender of the old crossover and disappearing towards the front door of the contemporary abode. Storm set the torque wrench down with a sharp, somewhat annoyed exhale, and followed them inside.

“How’s this for a taste of back home, eh?” He heard as he rounded the corner into the kitchen. “Pizza from Aldi’s!” Lily exclaimed as they took the cutter and ran it across the circular flatbreads on the counter.

It didn’t even take a second for the wolf to register the difference in the logos that he’d been used to seeing back home. “You know there’s a difference between the Aldi here and the Aldi we get back in the states, right?” He chuckled.

“Huh?” They paused their slicing to take a peek at the packaging of the pizza off to the side. “There’s more than two Aldis?” They tilted their head.

“Ye. Aldi Nord and Aldi Sud. Portugal’s Aldi seems to be Aldi Nord.” He said, approaching the wrapper that the food came in. “Didn’t you notice it was different?”

Lily took a moment to glance over at the plastic covering, before shrugging and putting a slice onto a nearby plate. “Eh, food’s food. Dig in!” They said as they shoved the white saucer over across the counter. Aromatic wisps of steam slowly rose from the chicken and pepper-covered dish slice, gradually seeping their way over into the nostrils of everyone in the room. A snow leopard with hair tied into a neat bun emerged from the room nearby, who was also handed their share of the pseudo-Italian heat-to-eat grub.

“So the car’s going to be ready by today?” Svi asked before taking a bite. Storm nodded as he chewed. “We haven’t exactly had the chance to fire the engine up, but if it ran in that old van I don’t see why it wouldn’t here. The supercharger we bolted on won’t need much prepping either. Just some fiddling to keep it from running too lean.”

“We also need to put the front fascia back together, but we can do that after we make sure it actually runs. I’ll just attach the headlights to make sure we don’t get pulled over by the cops.” Lily said through chews as they spoke with some food still in their mouth. “I think we’ll need new tires, too. The ones on it right now look pretty rotted out. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were the same ones from the factory. Oh, and we’ll need some spares too.”

“If I remember right, the Osiris and the ASR-R share the same bolt pattern. Could probably just harvest the wheels from that.” Storm said before he put the last of the meal into his mouth and wiped his fingers with a napkin.

“Still really lucky we found that one. Who knew an American G.I. would want to import an American minivan just for a taste of back home?” Svi giggled as she took everyone’s plates and put them into the sink. Lily got up from where they sat and moved toward the washbasin where the dishes were. “I’ll do these, you can take a break if you want, Storm.” They said as they turned the faucet on and began scrubbing away at the food-infested ceramics.

“I’ll probably just put the belts in so we can get a test drive over and done with.” He said as he got up from the chair and made his way back outside, with Svi following along. “I don’t mind helping as well. What else has to be done?”

“Well, if you want to take over Lily’s job and attach the headlamps, that’ll make things quicker. He said, putting his gloves back on and grabbing the breaker bar. Svi nodded, going to grab the yellowed and faded lighting units sitting on a nearby table alongside its associated fasteners.

To get the belts on, Storm slipped a breaker bar into a square-shaped hole in the tensioner, pulling it one way to get it loose. With him squeezing his burly, silver fur-covered arm between the grimy, dirt-caked engine components, he slipped one end of the serpentine belt onto the crank pulley, then around some rollers, before making it to the water pump, power steering pump and at last, the alternator. With the rubbery band now around the right components, he slowly let the tensioner pull everything in, and with the flick of his finger, he was sure he had done it right when there was no slack around the front components.

Moving on, he watched the feline next to him line up the bolt holes for the passenger’s side light fixture, before slipping in the hardware needed to attach it to the frame. “Did you plug it in first?” He asked as she aligned the edges of the apparatus onto the vehicle’s heavily dented fender. With a nod from her, he went back to his own task, taking the belt from its packaging and, similar to the serpentine, squeezing it down towards the extended pulley and stretching it to reach the supercharger tensioner, before looping it up and around the final, large wheel on the forced induction device.

He wiped the sweat off his brows as he took a step back to look at everything else under the currently non-existent hood. Coolant levels were appropriate, the wiring had already been sorted out, and all the other engine bay components were right in check. Svi tightened the last bolt needed for both lamps before giving both a quick slap to make sure they were actually being held on.

“Right. We’ll attach the hood later, but it should be ready to start now.” Storm said as he admired their work of nearly a week. He took one more glance at the engine bay, noticing the battery terminal was still unhooked. Before anything else, he quickly tightened it down to let power flow through the system. Svi went inside to take the keys and call her canine friend over, who emerged out of the front door with her, closing it behind them.

“Right, who wants to do the honours?” The panther asked.

“You can do it, if you want. You bought this car, after all.” Lily shrugged as they placed a hand around her shoulder. “Don’t mind if I do then!”

With that, Svi climbed into the pilot’s seat, placing the key into the ignition and hearing the iconic early 2000’s Yamada beeping before stepping on the clutch and turning the engine over. It took a couple of cranks before the ECU calibrated itself following the rebuild, but eventually a mighty roar came from the tailpipe, the revs climbing up to just under 2000 before leveling off around the 1000 mark with a deep, husky growl.

Lily clapped and cheered as the old homologation special came to life once again after weeks of sitting dormant and leaking oil. The 6-cylinder motor gave a few healthy purrs as Svi tapped the accelerator pedal a couple of times. She observed the various additional gauges that were added, even though not a hundred percent sure as to what they could mean. The water temperature slowly rose from its lowest point as the coolant circulated around the block and back into the radiator, and the oil pressure read positively at a stable value.

Storm took out a gun-shaped apparatus from a nearby toolbox, pointing the infrared thermometer at the individual headers to ensure that all cylinders were firing evenly. “Looks like no misfires or dead cylinders. Everything’s all set.” He said before turning the device off.

“Sweet! Are we ready to go out for a test drive, then?” Lily asked excitedly, their tail visibly swaying in a circular motion as they looked over the rest of the lifted wagon-shaped jalopy.

“Did you get the wheels torqued down yet?” Storm asked as he prepared to grab the required tool from a nearby table. With a nod from Lily though, it seemed that they were indeed ready to give it its first shakedown as the sun hung just a bit over the western horizon. “I’ll follow you in the Foxo then.”

Through the window, he saw Svi give a thumbs up and tightened her seatbelt. Lily said “Aye!” as they walked towards the passenger seat of the old crossover. Svi meanwhile, went on her phone to open up the gate in front of them.

Storm walked out onto the street where the small, light blue two-seater patiently awaited in front of Svi’s off-gold luxury liner. Unlocking the manual door, he squeezed himself into the miniscule vehicle and slotted the old key into the ignition barrel, letting the formidable vee-engine come to a buzzing life as fuel, air and spark combined in a holy trinity of combustion.

With his own car ready, he observed the hoodless and bumperless Yamada slowly crawl out of the driveway with the thunderous grumbling of its 3.7-litre V6. He put his own car into gear and eased onto the throttle, following the much taller machine down the road towards the highway.

Merging onto the not-so-busy stretch of asphalt, he heard the car ahead of him roar as it dropped down a gear. Matching it, he clutched in and moved the aluminium gearknob down to second, letting the tachometer run up halfway through its range. He heard the proud howls of the 80’s-era engine sing out through its twin exhaust tips, and put his right foot down to match the pace of the rapidly accelerating former family hauler in front of his hood.

The two cars tangoed down the highway. With Svi in command of the bygone rally raid machine, Lily felt a bit nervous as they observed the feline wringing out what it had to offer. The suspension and undercarriage, replaced with reproduction components, felt tighter and far more confident around the curves than it did when they first took the car out for a run. The body roll was manageable, and the bumps were soaked up like it was nothing.

Lily noticed a sharp right-hander coming up, and so did Storm following behind in the nimble, mid-engined coupe. They expected the panther to go on the brakes around the bend, but on the entryway into the corner, she flicked the steering wheel to the right, breaking traction in the back and activating the car’s on-demand Super-Active 4WD system. She stayed in gear, letting the torque of the forced induction system pull the car around the turn with a slight slip angle.

In the passenger seat, the canine’s heart was thumping rapidly in a mix of excitement, fear, and possibly even lust.

She can drive like that?!

Storm observed from behind as the large crossover performed a maneuver that seemed unusual, but fitting for the class of vehicle it was. Not to be outdone, he heaved on the throttle, pulling the slick coupe’s wheel and letting its knobby, rally-spec tires slide across the paved, coastal roads as he clipped the apex gracefully.

Like a scene from a noughties rally television broadcast, both machines filled the Portuguese hills with the sound of a twelve cylinder choir singing through the tree-lined halls. Svi began to be a bit playful, noticing an open dirt road coming up to the side, she signaled right and slowed down to prepare to leave the asphalt, and onto where both cars would feel properly at home.

Where’s she going? Storm put on the right turn signal as well as he followed the black SUV into the right turn, quickly realizing what exactly the feline had in mind. He eased on the throttle, careful not to let the rear tires slip too much. He remained confident in its abilities, however, and pressed on as both cars began to climb the loose terrain up towards two buildings in the distance.

Just as the Italians had discovered when the Germans landed onto the scene in the eighties, to win in rallying, you must have four-wheel-drive. The Yamada felt right at home as it navigated the steep dirt hill. The orange sun which was peeking just over the waves of the cool North Atlantic, shone in moments through the trees around them which all just seemed like a blur to the drivers who focused on making their way up the dusty path.

The two buildings they sighted at the crest of the road came into view, and disappeared behind them as quickly as they approached, with the buzzing of their motorsports-pedigree engines causing a wild ruckus to the staff and shrieking horses of the country club they had just passed by. Tan clouds followed the two machines as they made their way through, but in the distance, Svi sighted someone standing between them, and where they planned to go. She eased on the brakes, careful to let the Faolan behind have ample room to slow down as well, before noticing the person in the middle of the road had their arms outstretched and waving.

Both cars came to a halt as the person, dressed up in a sharp uniform and carrying a small piece of armament on them, walked up to the left-hand window of the faded, dusty crossover.

“What are you doing here?” The man spoke with a thick Portuguese accent and a very unamused facial expression. He wasn’t expecting, however, that the passenger would be on the side that he approached, and Lily looked at him with an awkward smile while Svi tried holding in her laughter.

“We’re simply passing through. Did we make a wrong turn?” The white and black-furred panther asked.

“Yes, you are trespassing. Did you not see the gate? This is private land of the Club Dome Carlos.” He spoke with a firm, unapproving tone like a disappointed father whose kids had destroyed their neighbours’ fence.

Lily scratched the back of their head. “We’re really sorry, the gate was open and we were trying to, uhh, look for a shortcut…?” They attempted to communicate with the guard, whose expression only looked even more disapproving with every word the canine spoke.

Storm watched as the two in front attempted to communicate with the man, a look of worry growing on his face as he observed the security man’s body language get more and more frustrated.

“Ok, just follow me. Don’t speed off or roll your window down. I’ll show you to the gate. Is that car with you as well?”

“Yes sir, and sorry sir…” Lily said as the man continued to shoot the two of them with disappointed glances.

With their gravel spree cut short, the two cars crept along the dirt road at just about walking pace until they made it to the gate of the equestrian club. The guard continued to shake his head as both vehicles slowly drove around the roundabout and back onto a public road. They continued with a slower pace, Lily still checking to hear if there were any unnecessary squeaks or rattles emerging from the car’s underchassis, and watching the gauges for any signs of engine trouble before it could even start.

Uneventfully, the two machines made it back to Svi’s villa, where the gate opened back up and the black crossover rolled into the messy carport where a half torn-up minivan eerily sat.

“We should probably harvest whatever we can from that and get it out of here, huh?” Lily asked as they unbuckled their seatbelt and stepped out of the vehicle. Svi nodded as she shut the car off and exited.

“How was it?” The wolf approached them after escaping the tight confines of the Faolan. “Still need me to fiddle with the ECU?”

“Yeah, it feels like it’s running either too lean or too rich at higher revs. It doesn’t seem like it’s making all the power it can push.”

Lily stared at Svi as she explained her feelings about the engine, their previous doubts about the feline’s mechanical knowledge somewhat waning. Storm nodded as he approached the lifted machine. “Shouldn’t be too difficult. We still have a bit over half a week before we have to depart for Faro. A few more test and tune sessions won’t hurt.”

The sky atop them slowly turned pink and purple in hue as the distant sun drifted down below the horizon. A cool breeze from the sea whipped over the treetops to remind them that the night was starting to begin. In the East, the bright grey space rock that everyone was accustomed to slowly climbed over the distant hills, and the stars dimly twinkled over the heads of the Lisboetan residents.

“That’ll have to wait for tomorrow, though. So will the bumper and hood. There’s still some Aldi ready-to-heat meals in the fridge, but I wouldn’t mind if the two of you wanted to eat out tonight.” Svi said, putting her hands on her hips. Lily looked over at the Yamada, whose exhaust was audibly ticking from the heat of driving. They observed the faded black silhouette of the old crossover, noting something felt missing from its rugged frame.

“Well, I did also want to go get some extra supplies.” The canine grinned.

“Guess we’re eating out?” Storm tilted his head, with Svi nodding in agreement.


The morning sun bounced around the white walls of Svi’s bedroom, dancing as they made their way past the trees that surrounded the grand, modern villa. For the first time in a couple of weeks, her bed felt empty as she tossed and turned, not wanting to get up just yet.

So this is how it’ll end up being once they’re gone, huh?

A melancholic thought passed through her head as she stared at the empty spot next to her. A heavy feeling in her heart weighed her down onto the sheets, but as she took her phone from the night stand and looked at the time, she forced herself to push the covers off of her and head out.

Before heading downstairs, she peeked down the hallway into one of the guest rooms, seeing the heaving up and down of the slumbering wolf.

It’s already pretty late, and he’s still asleep… She sighed as exited the chambers and went down. Interestingly, Lily was not in either the kitchen, nor the living room. One look at the foyer and her answer came as she found the front door unlocked. Before twisting the door handle open, she quickly recalled the events of last night, remembering how the canine had purchased a whole set of automotive vinyl wrap and a heat gun.

She opened the door to the sight of a groggy-looking mutt sitting on a stool in front of the Yamada. They turned their head toward the snow leopard, and flashed a cheeky smile.

“Were you up… all night?” Svi asked with a strong look of concern.

“Yea… look at the car though! Ain’t that cool?”

Svi’s eyes landed on the formerly black Yamada, now wrapped in silver, white, red and green colours and various company logos like a proper rally raid vehicle.

“You did this all through the night…? By yourself?” She looked even more perturbed as she walked around the vehicle.

“Not by myself, Storm conked out a couple of hours ago just after sunrise. I did the finishing touches, though we ran out of white wrap for the mirrors, but leaving those bits in the old body colour actually still looks pretty good, don’t it?” Lily chuckled as they got up from where they sat, swaying around as their sleep-deprived body got a grip of how to move again. Svi immediately ran over to their side, supporting them to ensure they didn’t fall over and injure themselves.

“You didn’t have to work all the way into the night…” She spoke like a worried mother tending to her child. All Lily did was laugh as they placed their arm around the shorter feline. “Hey! This isn’t funny!” Svi said as she helped them over to the inside of the house.

“Oh, did you miss me already even though we didn’t share a bed for just one night?” Lily teased. Svi shook her head as she dropped the taller dog down onto the couch.

“You really need to go get some rest. Did you even shower?” She said as she caught a whiff of their stench as it crawled up her nostril.

“Real gamers don’t shower!” Lily exclaimed, before shutting their eyes as they collapsed onto the couch. Svi couldn’t do anything but sigh as they drifted off to sleep. She sat down next to them, attempting to place a pillow underneath the brown-furred pup’s head to let them sleep easier. She looked around, noting that Storm still hadn’t gotten up even as the clock inched closer to half past 10.

Looking at the sleeping pooch next to her and seeing them shake their head at the square cushion, Svi thought about something that made her cheeks warm up slightly. Still observing that they were alone, she slid over, pushing Lily up a bit to allow her legs to move under their head to function as a pillow.

Just like a baby. She giggled in her head as she gently ran her hand through the dog’s short, dark hair. She herself felt like drifting back to sleep, and she leaned her head back, closing her eyes and letting the tranquility of the situation surround them.

A good amount of time had passed as the clouds rolled over to block the warmth of the sun over the coastline. The clock slowly ticked as time drifted by, the trees through the window dancing in a peaceful el bimbo with the salty sea breeze.

The two of them lay there for a good while in the living room, with Lily resting their big, furry head atop the snow leopard’s soft, fluffy thighs. Svi heard footsteps from the nearby staircase, with her ears perking up at the sound. She slowly lifted her eyelids until she saw the silhouette of a tall, muscular wolf walking past them in front of the large television mounted on the wall.

“Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door, no?” Storm chimed in as he went past the two and made a line for the kitchen. Svi felt jolted awake as she realized the position the two were in.

“W-wha-?” She asked with a raspy voice. Storm emerged from the kitchen, a bag of Trader Joe’s biscuits in hand, offering Svi some of its contents. “You left the door to my room open.”

“Ah… that’s what you mean… sorry…” She said, taking a couple from inside and biting down on the sweet, baked snack. “How long were you and Lily up last night?”

“I think I ended up heading to bed around… 6 AM…? Lily said they’d go to sleep shortly after, but based on what I see that was a lie.” He shrugged as he grabbed another handful of the goods from the bag and shoved it into his mouth. “How did the livery turn out?”

“Honestly, it’s a bit shabby around the edges. Definitely should’ve spent more time on it than just one night. Might be fitting for the competition, though! Take a look for yourself.” She chuckled.

Storm left the bag on the coffee table for Svi and made his way towards the front of the house, where he was greeted with a pseudo Dakar livery that vaguely resembled the original racing machine that they were trying to replicate. Indeed, it wasn’t exactly the best. The vinyl was overstretched in some regions, and the rust bubbles caused imperfect bulges through the application. Some sponsors were placed in the wrong areas compared to the original, too, and even placed a bit lopsided.

Well, it doesn’t look too bad… He noted the messiness of the front lawn now that everything was done, with all the spilt fluids, metal shavings, and power tools all scattered around the area, as well as the torn apart minivan that sat in ruins on the grass. He walked closer to the gate where the Foxo peacefully sat in front of the champagne-coloured Sendo SUV.

He walked back into the house, spotting a half-awake Lily being fed biscuits as their head was resting on Svi’s lap. Glancing over at the clock, he watched for a moment as the clock’s hands edged closer towards 2 PM, before turning back towards the two.

“Should we go get breakfast and start cleaning up? Or are you just gonna have cookies?” He placed his hand on his hip.

“I wouldn’t mind. Do you have any other places in mind? Though we could always just go get something at Aldi as usual.” Svi asked as she put the bag of treats down onto the flat surface in front of her.

Lily groaned. “Breakfast…?” They said before turning their head over towards the belly of the snow leopard they were resting on. “You two go ahead… imma just… drift back off.” They yawned.

“How are we going to go eat if you’re digging your face into my thighs like this?” Svi shook her head and giggled. Eventually, the dog got up, took a pillow, and flopped back onto the sofa and fell into another slumber. With that, the panther got up and made her way towards the stairs. “I’ll go get ready then. I’ve been thinking of trying this other seafood restaurant that we passed by yesterday. Does that work for you, Storm?” She paused to ask him.

“Aw, what? You’re really going there without me? Aight, fuck y’all, then… Lonely old me is going to just starve here, I guess…” Lily pouted, digging their snout into the pillow they were resting on.

“Well, suit yourself.” She said as she climbed up to the second floor. Storm looked back at the other canine, and with a shrug, went upstairs to go get ready.

“Hey! At least get me take-out, ok?!”

SCUDERIA
philomena

also written together with @Portalkat42

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The Foxo is one foxy lady! From what I’ve seen so far, it’s based on one of the mid-engined variants of the '86 Rosso body set (specifically, the notchback one, not the one with the wraparound rear window or tunnel-back rear deck - and somehow you made it look modern for 2025 onwards. Judging by its 0-60 time, it must be AWD (in keeping with its rallying heritage) and built on one of the smaller variants (most likely the 2.3m wheelbase version).

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yeah y'all don't deserve furry warnings if y'all are gonna bombard this forum with ai slopfests

“aN eRroR ocCurReD: No MoRe tHaN 3 cOnSecUtivE rEpLiEs aRe aLloWed.” shut yo bitchass up


SCUDERIA
philomena


★ ★ ★ ABOUT TEAM ★ ★ ★



Philomena - Greek for “powerful love”


Team Scuderia Philomena - a pair of childhood friends separated by time and continents wanting to reconnect years after high school.



Lily

“No point being a bum-ass, whiny lil’ baby bitch. Step the fuck up, or shut the fuck up.”


  • Age: 20
  • DOB: 11/3/2005
  • Pronouns: They/them
  • Gender: evil
  • Height: 187 cm
  • Nationality: :philippines: / :united_states:
  • Ethnicity: Filipino
  • Prior racing experience: Gran Turismo 5 & 6, Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune 6RR, A karting event on their 14th birthday, SCCA Autocross

A mutt living in Venice Beach, California with their roommate, pursing an art degree at the University of California, Los Angeles. Originally from the Philippines, they moved to the United States when they were younger. Described by some as a party animal and a bit of a brat, but also described as being quiet and reserved. An avid fan of 2000’s pop punk and punk rock, but will really fawn over anything of that era, from cars, movies, anime, to even fashion, despite only ever having lived through that era as a pup. They love working on cars and are not afraid to get their hands dirty. They’re also not afraid to let their views be known to people, and will speak out if they deem it necessary.



Anastasiya/Svi

“You’ll meet many people, and go many places.”


  • Age: 21
  • DOB: 10/18/2004
  • Pronouns: She/her
  • Gender: Female
  • Height: 176 cm
  • Nationality: :portugal: / :united_states:
  • Ethnicity: Ukrainian
  • Prior racing experience: Mario Kart 7, Mario Kart 8DX, Mario Kart Arcade Grand Prix DX

A snow leopard born in Ukraine currently residing in Cascais, a few minutes west of Lisbon. Known professionally as Anastasiya Avory, she and her family emigrated to the United States during her teen years, living life in America until her high school graduation, when she moved to Portugal upon being scouted as a model. She lives a pretty cosmopolitan lifestyle and has built herself a pretty solid career almost entirely by herself. While not really a fan of conspicuous consumption, she can still appreciate good clothing and maintains a decent collection of Vivienne Westwood couture and jewellery. Most of everyone who has met her would call her likeable and humble, characterized by those around her as someone who would never actively brag about themselves, a person who is always looking out for others and being there for people when they need it most.



★ ★ ★ ABOUT CAR ★ ★ ★



Yamada ASR-R Competizione

The Yamada ASR-R is an off-road competition car based on the Yamada ASR-4 compact crossover SUV. It was designed with the objective to tackle and win rally raids such as the Paris-Dakar Rally and the UAE Desert Rally. While primarily manufactured for competition use, at least 2500 examples were sold to the public as the ASR-R Competizione from 2000-2003 for homologation in the Paris-Dakar rally’s T2 class.

Yamada in the 1990’s was caught severely off-guard by the SUV boom. Development of its passenger car models began to lag behind by 1996, and the company was reported as being on the verge of hostile takeover by Sendo corporate partner Kaizen when its profitability severely declined as the decade progressed.

The ASR-R was conceptualized in the late 1990’s as Yamada was preparing to release its ASR-4 crossover SUV. Initially, the idea struggled to push through company executives as it was considered far too big of a financial risk to develop a high-performance SUV for motorsports purposes. It was a high-risk, high-reward scenario where if the vehicle was successful in its intended tasks, it would prove the dependability of Yamada’s upcoming new crossover and allow a boost of sales, otherwise, it would strain the company’s already harsh financial situation without any positive gain if the vehicle turned out to underperform.

By a narrow margin, the project was approved, and the ASR-R was pushed for production to allow homologation for the Paris-Dakar Rally’s T2 production-based class.

The ASR-R featured roughly the same underpinnings as the ASR-4, from MacPherson strut front suspension to trailing arm in the rear. The fenders and wheelwells were enlarged to fit 245/70 profile off-road tires and most suspension components were redesigned to more adequately tackle the rigors of rally raids, such as a slight redesign of the rear arms to allow for longer travel, and a reinforcement of the strut tower mounts.

Yamada’s venerable 90-degree 18-valve SOHC V6 in 3.5-litre form factor was heavily upgraded with a more aggressive camshaft and a refined exhaust system to produce a claimed 280 PS at 6500 RPM. The lightweight engine fit perfectly in the engine bay of the ASR-4 chassis, not being too dissimilar from the four-cylinder the SUVs typically came with. The engine was used in various other Yamada cars, and a similar, smaller displacement engine with quad cams was used in the Yamada Sabre sports car.

The drivetrain was Yamada’s new on-demand Super-Active 4WD system, carried over from the regular ASR-4. It was tweaked to allow more sensitive engagement, effectively turning it into a permanent all-wheel-drive system except for certain low-intensity driving environments where all-wheel-drive is absolutely not needed. A reinforced underbody and skidplate were also included in the overall package.

With all these changes, Yamada’s super rally raid SUV was able to attain a 0-60 time of 5.7 seconds on gravel, and had a claimed top speed of 270 km/h. All ASR-R’s were equipped with a 5-speed manual transmission with reinforced linkages and a twin-plate clutch.


Obviously, you’re not going to get a Dakar Rally homologation special for 5000 Euro. At least, not a running one. When Svi purchased this particular example at an auction in the UK, it was in pretty miserable condition, with various bits of surface rust all over the car, particularly on the roof, which was a common issue on all ASR-4’s, which the ASR-R was based upon. The rear seats had also been taken out by one of the previous owners.

The engine ran rather roughly after purchase, though Svi thought this was normal for being a 20 year old car with well over half a million kilometres on the dash. Lily finally took it for a test drive after arriving in Cascais, and the engine tore a hole in the block on the highway after running with no oil pressure.

With a bit of ingenuity they found out that a newer Yamada 3.7-litre V6 as used in larger Yamada vehicles such as their executive sedans and minivans were a fairly common swap for ASR-4’s, and various swap kits presently exist to get the newer 24-valve 60-degree engine working with the ASR-R. After some help from Faolan Industries’ Storm Wulfrith who coincidentally, were also taking part in the rally, they found at a junk car auction an imported Yamada Osiris with the engine they wanted. After importing a rebuild kit from the States, they also bolted on a supercharger next to the engine for good measure to produce a bit more power.

For the interior, Svi installed a newer Apple CarPlay-capable stereo. A larger fuel cell was also mounted where the second row would have been. The stock front bench seat was retained, and so were the front airbags and various other amenities the ASR-R came stock with. The old, worn out intermediate shaft was also replaced with a fresh unit.

Underneath, while most of the chassis looked fine, common wear parts such as the rear subframe, trailing arms, knuckles, tie rods, ball joints, control arms, and axles needed to be replaced. A fresh set of all terrain tires also replaced the dry rotted 10 year old ones, with another set of tires on wheels from a 2017 Yamada Osiris shoved into the back to easily remedy punctures if ever they do happen.

Thus, with a refreshed undercarriage, a “new” engine, and a cheaply done livery by Lily, their vehicle was ready for the upcoming road trip.


Engine Specifications (Yamada 37DEV)

Displacement 3696cc Engine Type 60-degree V6
Block Material Aluminum Head Material Aluminum
Max. Power 350 PS / 5,500 RPM Valvetrain Overhead Camshaft, 24 Valve
Max. Torque 500 N-m / 2,700 RPM Fuel cut-off 6,000 RPM

Body & Chassis Specifications (RD0)

Chassis Unibody Suspension (F/R) Strut/Trailing Arm
PCD 5x4.75 Wheelbase 2,481 mm
Brakes (F/R) Disc 325 mm dia. / 325 mm dia. Overall Height 1,920 mm
Tire Size (F/R) 225/75R16 Overall Length 4,301 mm
Wheel Size (F/R) 16x7 Overall Width 1,770 mm

Transmission Specifications (SBXM)

Final Drive 3.14 Reverse Gear 2.29
Gear 1 3.64 Weight 111 lb
Gear 2 2.12 Length 11.1 in
Gear 3 1.36 Height 15 in
Gear 4 0.96 Input shaft 37-spline
Gear 5 0.72
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You did clock which body set it’s built on. However it is much smaller than you estimated, being on the 2 m wheelbase. It is also RWD. AWD proved to be too heavy at this size and power level to gain 0-60 speed.

Grindhouse Sabbath

October 23rd, 2025

The deep rumble of 8 cylinders roars through the Canadian wilderness, the sound of raindrops pattering across the car drowned out by the sounds of Don Henley’s voice through worn out speakers from the late 1970s. The car slowly arrives at a modest wooden cabin near the edge of a lake. The rain now pouring down as the car casually pulls to a stop underneath a large tree next to the home.

The door swings open as a water drenched Canine walks inside, flicking on a light before taking off his denim jacket and running his hands through his soaking wet dark brown locks. Sighing to himself, as he locks the door and walks over to the couch with a small envelope.

Flopping down on the couch he opens it up to reveal a letter.

Hey Vaughn. It’s John. I’ve got an offer for you. Doesn’t quite line up with my schedule but it seems right up your alley.

MEET THE TEAM

DRIVER:

Kurt Vaughn

A young man living in rural Canada, obsessed with cars, all kinds of music, and 80s culture. He’s entering this rally alone, as after searching through his contacts he found not a soul was ready to take the flight to Europe.

Species: Wolfdog/Eastern wolf.

Gender: Male

Age: 20

Height: 5’9 (5’11 with ears)

Weight: 148lbs

Nationality: Canadian/Carribean

THE CAR

1971 Ragnarock Hargrove Stuntman.

Purchased from an old movie prop museum, this Hargrove was one of 12 stunt cars used in an undisclosed blockbuster from the mid 80s, because it was beaten into neumerous other cars during its lifetime, its condition is far from nice. Although after getting it running again alongside restoring some key components such as suspension, wheels, and headlights the car is semi-prepared for the journey ahead.

Small note

This is way worse quality than I intended, since I rushed the fuck out of it, will limprove with later posts.

also art example is months old and out of date so will add new one in later posts

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And, now the grace period is over, and I close submissions. I know at least one person has made a car but was unable to do the team introduction, I will be lenient and it can be posted until December 1, when Thomas Nilfert does the driver briefing and it will be revealed how the Rhinos got to Faro.

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December the 1st was a week ago? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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I meant 12, sorry, I am a bit stressed and didnt notice the typo

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The Story So Far...


The Journey Begins

Fairbanks, Alaska, December 3rd 2025


A divine shimmer rippled across the white powder as a snowplow truck grumbled by, ambers strobing. The plow made an awful ruckus when it made another pass. Double pane glass muffling the dragging of steel on asphalt..

Henry stood leaning against his kitchen island watching the Nespresso machine pour him a cup of coffee. It was the same morning. Up at 0600, literally twenty minutes to roll out of the bed and de-sleepify himself, breakfast, and then what basically amounted to screwing about for the next three hours. Eat, Sleep, World of Warships, repeat. It could have been any video game really, or a bunch of Netflix B movies. Being able to do nothing was nice, being able to sleep in, that too. Standing here, gazing up at the ceiling thinking about life or nothing at all, leaned against the counter, eyes closed listening to the coffee machine, thinking about… Well, just about anything really. A trust and a pension, total peace…

Peace that was shattered by the trilling of Apple’s radar ringtone and the angry buzzing of the Pro Max on the counter next to him. The same name came up on the screen. The same dreaded name that would probably come up on the phone’s screen at 3AM.

Mountains.

The phone found itself against his ear. “What?”

“Calling to let you know we’re wheels up in three days. December 6th.” Neil’s voice was on the other end. “I’m sending the plane to pick you up, be there to meet it at the airport.”
“Since when do you have a plane?”

“Don’t ask. Just be at the airport when it arrives there.”

A dial tone followed. Well, that was interesting. Three days’ notice wasn’t horrible, a little narrow, but nothing for a former Navy SEAL. One suitcase, enough changes of clothes for two weeks on the road. Even one day wouldn’t have been a problem. Could he complain? No. It wasn’t a 3AM phone call the last minute before the plane arrived, and nor was it a phone call in the middle of the night.

The snowplow truck passed again. There were a lot of things he thought of doing. A lot of things he never thought he’d be doing and a lot of things that he’d never think about doing and now here he was reunited with the long lost family because someone decided to keep secrets. It was dishonorable. Lying to someone like that? Keeping something like that from him? Keeping the truth from him, to protect him? Whatever. This was the opportunity to bring a new chapter into his life.

A long distance road event, basically a road trip. In a place that wasn’t the literal ass end of nowhere, where running out of fuel meant freezing to death, or starving or dehydrating. Portugal to Finland. Nice weather to shit weather, not Alaska weather. In a dealership new luxury 4x4, with a V8 and 340 horsepower. Hell, 4x4s were his language, and Neil was speaking it fluently, and maybe if a quintessential Finnish blizzard hit, they could use his knowledge in driving it through a tough situation.


Fairbanks International Airport, Alaska, December 6th 2025


People from all over Alaska and the lower 48 made their way through the small terminal as cars pulled in and out of the drop-offs lane. A few vans, taxi cabs and a bus further down the way awaited passengers patiently. Another pulled in and dropped off its occupants. Henry was sitting in the passenger seat of his 1997 Shepard Westminster LSE as it drove past the entrance to the airport terminal and stopped at the very end of the drop-offs area. His neighbor Andrew, had agreed to drive him to the airport. Neither spoke a word the entire way here.

0700 was when the plane was supposed to be here. He was ten minutes early. “Thanks for the ride.”

“No problem. I won’t let anybody near this thing.”

Henry popped the tailgate, grabbed his backpack and suitcase, closed it and walked back to the passenger side window.

“Be safe, Andrew.”

Andrew gave him a salute with two fingers.

The SUV pulled away with a whisper of the engine and a cloud of condensation. Henry waved after him as he watched the car drive off. From behind him came a roar of thrust reversers. The automatic doors to the terminal pulled apart as the warm air from the terminal’s interior encompassed him. He removed his coat, deployed the suitcase’s handle and put his backpack on top of it.

He went straight to an information desk. The agent there told him that he’d find someone waiting to take him out to the plane after the TSA checkpoint. He’d know who it was, because he’d be approached and addressed by name. Henry thanked the agent and moved to go to the security checkpoint. It was routine, without incident.

“Henry Bergmann?”

An airport staff member stood off to the side just before the duty free store.

“That’s me, yes.”

“Your plane has arrived, follow me. I’ll take you there.”

Henry followed the staff member through a door, pausing to put on his coat, pull his wool beanie tighter to his head, and further over his ears, down into a stairwell, at the bottom of which there was a door propped open. Outside was a side by side pickup idling. The airport staff guy took the driver’s seat and Henry on the passenger side, with his luggage on his lap.

A sleek modern business jet sat on the tarmac, patiently awaiting its passenger. The door was open, stairs leading up into the aircraft’s interior. Twin GE Passport turbines spun at idle speed, whining loudly. It had a black belly, a swooping livery along the bottom half of the aircraft, basic white fuselage otherwise.

Henry thanked the airport staff guy, grabbed his things and stepped out side by side. So this is the plane he mentioned. The side by side turned around and headed back as Henry boarded the jet. White leather seats, glossy polished wood veneer, hardwood floor just behind the cockpit in the entry passage to the aircraft cabin, black clean modern carpeting in the passenger area. Two white linen sofas were further in the back, as well as a TV.

“Hey.” Henry turned to find one of the pilots, turned around in his seat. “Welcome aboard, we’ll be heading out in a few minutes here so make yourself comfortable, there’s a fridge and a few things to drink. We’re just waiting on the fuel truck and to have them de-ice.”

“How long’s the flight?”

“A little over five hours. This thing can really haul ass.”

Henry nodded and settled in one of the seats facing forward in the forward section of the cabin. The difference between a regular airline seat was something to behold. Fitting comfortably on an airplane, unless it was a military transport like a C-17 or C-130 or a large helicopter like a Chinook, was a no go for him. His height, and frame? No way. The Global Express? A whole other experience. Seats upholstered with high quality material, soft cushioning that conformed to posture, faint hum of the APU, almost no engine noise, wood veneered partitions. A modern, luxurious interior, wide open windows, a table in front of him he could use his laptop on.

Who did Neil work for so that he’d be able to use this? A long range, hyper luxurious, transonic capable private jet. Able to fly anywhere in the world at will for free, with no screaming children, poorly cushioned seats, or any other shenanigans. He could fit, be able to sleep like a normal person. Be a damn shame if they couldn’t take this over the Atlantic.


General Mitchell International Airport, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. December 6th 2025


The Bombardier’s main landing gear touched the runway at General Mitchell Airport at a little bit past 1600 hours and stopped at the apron pad on the ramp next to the private terminal six minutes later. Waiting for the plane, like a loyal retriever, was a black Diamant GPV 65R, and beside it, standing at parade rest, dressed sharply in black wool coat with the collar flipped up, black scarf, jeans, boots, was Neil Bergmann. A tall silhouette looking almost at home next to an even taller SUV. A stark black contrast to the white shimmer of the snow

Hydraulics whined as the passenger access door lowered down as a ground crew worker raised the railing. Henry stood, stretching as he did so shrugging on his jacket, zipper to the neck. Bags in hand, he stepped out into the cold of Wisconsin. The daylight was already fading, by the time the plane landed but the airport’s floodlights kicked on.

The cold didn’t hit like the Alaskan cold. It was warmer, more humid, and sat heavier in the air. Like a weight that piggybacked on your shoulders.

“Can’t say I’m surprised you showed up in something like this.” Henry gestured to the GPV.

Neil glanced back at it. “Company car.”
A muffled roaring scream came from the far side of the airport, a Southwest Airlines 737 lifted off in the distance, bound for warmer climates. “So… this is your life?”

A ghost of a smile flickered across Neil’s face. “Guess so.”

“Well then. Shall we?”

Neil turned and stepped to the driver’s side of the vehicle, popped the door and climbed in. Henry popped the rear door, put his luggage on the back seat, and took shotgun. The GPV’s interior was a harmony of sporty seats, quilted leather, carbon veneer, a small satnav screen atop the center control stack and buttons for every little thing.

The seat heater lights glowed a deep amber as the Diamant was waved through the gate, V12 Bi-Turbo no louder than a whisper.

Henry glanced over at Neil. “So, walk me through this.”

“You’re wondering why you’re here earlier than you thought you’d be.”

“That’s right.”

“Well, that’s because the cargo plane taking our car to Portugal has been delayed. The departure is tonight rather than this morning.” Neil put the indicator on and got onto I94 north. “I would rather we get there sooner rather than later. We will depart from here tomorrow afternoon if the weather holds up.”

“You really don’t want to miss this whole thing, don’t you?”

“No.”

Henry leaned more into the passenger side door. “Okay, so, we’re flying out some time tomorrow in the afternoon. That’s roughly six or seven hours over the Atlantic. From here to Humberto Delgado?”

“No, from here to Faro.”

“Direct?”

Neil nodded. “Yeah.”

“This starts on the 10th, what will we do on the 8th and 9th?”

“Recover from jet lag.”

“What about the car?” Henry glanced over at him.

Neil made a lane change, eyes flicking from mirror to mirror, throwing glances into the blind spot. “It meets us in Faro. It’s the first thing off the plane when it lands in Lisbon and will be shipped by truck down south, there on the 9th, Kate and I will go register it. We’ll already be in Faro so we won’t be far from the starting line. The 8th is reserved for recovering from jet lag, so we booked a hotel for the time being.”

“What kinda hotel is it?”

“A nice one next to the marina.”

“Nice. So everything’s sorted then?”

“Precisely.”

“Where am I staying?”

Neil didn’t reply. A silent lane change to take his exit was all that followed.

“Don’t tell me you posted me up in a Best Western.”

“I didn’t stick you in a hotel.” Neil said, finally. “You’re family.”

“That’s reassuring. Especially, when you say that with a total lack of any sort of emotion.”

“You’re staying with us. Kate and myself.”

Henry’s gaze snapped to the man in the driver’s seat. “Kate and yourself? W-woah w- wait, that tall glass of water? She’s living with you?”

Yes.

“Is she…”

Neil glanced at him with an unreadable yet somehow annoyed glare. “Also yes.”

“Are you…” An index finger was caught pointing at Neil. Henry let his hand return to the passenger arm rest on the door.

“What makes you think I’m going to tell you?”

“Wow, okay, jeez. You don’t have to be a dick about it.”

“Did I dig into your relationships?”

“I mean you could, it’s a normal thing to ask when you haven’t seen your twin brother in forty years. Like what are you doing, how’s life, dating anybody, you get married? That sort of thing? Y’know not, don’t ask questions, I shut up, you shut up. Like the opposite of that? Like not being anti-social?”

Neil’s focus returned to the road. You could almost hear the faint echo of touche, calling out throughout the cabin.

“Seeing as I operate on a circadian rhythm three hours behind you, I’ll be up before you two tomorrow. So I guess there’s some place you could take us to eat breakfast or something. Some place where we can talk. Maybe I could get to know you, your girlfriend, maybe even Miles a little better. You’re some cold statue dating this ice queen who’s got a half brother Fed running around out there. Plenty of shit to talk about.”

“Are you suggesting some kind of a bonding experience?” Neil asked, quietly to the point the road noise drowned him out.

“What do you think? Isn’t this supposed to be exactly that?”

“I guess.”

“You guess… Well I guess you should treat it like that. We’ve clearly not been a family for all this time, and I’m not about to waste the opportunity. You clearly care enough about me, Kate, and Miles, to have invited us to this thing.”

The GPV pulled up into a parking lot next to an apartment building. The building was a long squat, rectangle. Contemporary architecture and awnings covering the parking spaces. Neil pulled into a spot next to a black Japanese compact sedan decorated with an F emblem and aggressive exhausts, and a dark grey German rocket ship with the letters R and S. Low slung, aggressive, compact sedans, normally aspirated V8 and turbocharged Five Inline. Dark colors, dusted into light by snow.

“We’re here.” Neil stated, getting out.

Henry got out, grabbed his suitcase and backpack, slung the latter over his shoulder and carried the former in hand. The GPV chirped and flashed the blinkers in response to a double click of the key. Neil checked the door. Locked and secured.

Henry nodded in the direction of the door. “Lead the way.”


General Mitchell International Airport, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. December 7th 2025


The twin engine business jet sat patiently on the tarmac as Neil and Henry watched the black GPV get driven off by one of Neil’s associates.

“I’m surprised you actually decided to take me up on the offer this morning.” Henry seemed pleased with the way things had gone.

“A man can change…” Neil watched his breath hang in the air in front of him for a moment. “It would be wasting time we don’t have if we didn’t get to acquaint ourselves with each other.”

“Why do you always speak like a Terminator?”

The look Neil gave him told Henry everything it needed to. Henry wasn’t fazed in the slightest.

“Oh. Right… Anyway, what’s the deal, who are we waiting on?”

“Miles.”

“Isn’t he FBI? Is he allowed to do this?”

“I’m pretty sure he agreed to come with us.”

“Okay… Not what I asked. I asked if he was allowed.”

“He is.”

“I wonder how. Wait. Don’t tell me, you have someone you can call who can get anything done.”

Neil glanced at him again with the same look.

“Why am I not surprised?”

“Because you worked for the Pentagon. You and I, not exactly different, except we serve two very different entities. Well, you served the country. I digress. I don’t see how it’s pertinent for you to know how I do things. You’ve seen it already. I don’t answer questions that I don’t consider to be worth answering.”

Henry turned to face Neil. “…And these questions were not worth answering?”

“How–.” Neil tripped over his words. The feeling struck in the chest, some unexpected blow. Something that clicked. “Did you learn anything from Coronado? Or Annapolis?”

Henry snorted. “What? Not to ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to?”

Kate stepped down from the jet to join them. “What are you two doing out here?”

“Waiting for Miles.” The twins, in unison.

It would have seemed like a coincidence but, no that’s not how it felt. Why the sudden shock and awe? The indignation, then the confusion. Henry and Neil’s gazes met.

Even Kate seemed to pick up on it. “Did you two just…?”

“Yeah.” Henry replied.

Neil nodded. “I think so.”

At the same time, a black Union Motors SUV pulled up. The man that stepped out of it nearly stood even with the vehicle’s roof, and made the frame of the door seem almost average sized in comparison. Black hair, green eyes, grey creeping in. Official looking formal black suit and tie, The unmistakable shape and presence of Miles Hudson. He carried himself easily despite the large top heavy frame. The man was 6’ 4”, same as his brothers, though it didn’t need telling from how he made the SUV look normal next to him. Needless to say, all three of them made the SUV look not as massive. Miles carried more weight and age compared to the twins. Both hands held carry-on sized Samsonites while he carried a duffle bag on his back.

“I thought I came overprepared. Turns out I didn’t.” Miles looked a lot happier than he should have been to be here for someone who got very pissed off about being talked into this trip.

Neil delivered his greeting with a curt nod. “Miles. You’re late.”

“Yeah nice to see you again, dear brother.” The agent made a warm glance, and nodded toward Henry. “I see we’ve got the missing quarter.”

Henry took a moment to process. He looked dumbfounded. Buffeting. Buffeting… Click! “Oh, right cause Neil and I make two quarters to your half.”

“Or Miles is now a quarter brother to the two of you.” Kate added.

Miles smirked. “You guys… Never change.”

“Now that you’re here, shall we?” Neil gestured at the plane.

The four of them stepped up into the aircraft as the ground crew workers moved in to prepare the aircraft for takeoff.

“So, Neil, tell me why you’re dragging me along with your long lost twin and girlfriend on this trip again?”

“Well, Miles I was hoping you’d find it a good thing I’ve finally decided that I should go and do more normal things.”

“Is this really normal though?” Henry asked.

Kate nodded.

Miles provided the reply. “Taking part in a road rally? Sure, if you’re a car nerd.”

Henry glanced at Miles from his seat next to the window in the front cabin compartment. “Considering the two cars I saw outside your apartment yesterday, and the fact I drive a ‘97 Westminster, I’d say we are car nerds. Hell, I know how to drive one of those things off the road and fix it when it goes to shit.”

“Good. We have a mechanic.” Neil glanced up from his tablet, where he had the event’s main page open. “I’m in charge, Miles is the guy who’ll keep people from doing dumb shit, Kate is here to look scary.”

Miles hit Neil across the aisle with the signature Bergmann glare, despite being only half of one. “Who put you in charge?”

I’m the one who pitched the idea.”

“And why am I not second in command?” More indignation from Miles.

“Because I’m the twin?” Henry asked.

Neil nodded. “Yeah, and that’s final. At least be happy that you’re actually here for a reason.

“What, I’m some kind of a deterrent?”

Henry pointed at him. “You’re the one who’s got actual LEO authority here.”

“That’s reassuring.”

Neil did the equivalent of rolling his eyes. Which was to glance at the ground, blink and gaze back up again. “Look if someone doesn’t want to listen to the already giant federal agent, we have our friends from Nevada on our side. Jake, and Rowan and some of their friends. People would definitely listen to someone even bigger and scarier.”

Kate chimed in. “Who’s all coming on this journey?”

Neil retrieved his tablet from his backpack and opened the app where he’d joined up, and invited the others. Miles and Henry shut up for the sake of curiosity.

So… We’ve got the host team, a couple of older guys, one of them looks like he’s made of money and who I can only assume is the other guy’s daughter. Pink dust buster era Globus minivan. And they have a cat with them. The Highway Hooligans, who we know of course. They’ve got a new guy, from the same place where they got their car and where we got ours. Then we’ve got two super tall… what looks to be dragons? In a sports car that looks like it pissed off a Sawzall. Another group of off-worlders, in some Fiat Panda sized thing. Pair of Swedes in a race car they hacked together. Rough. Two sisters it looks like in a Torrento Vaquero, I don’t know which model year–.”

Kate interrupted him. “It looks like a ‘68. Or maybe 1969.”

“Regardless. We’ve got Valentin and his steam car. He’s got two others with him. Pair of guys in a Saberin. Sweet looking car. Another two guys driving, well… Car dot J-Peg. And then… Oh. Someone is running solo this.” Neil flipped the tablet to show the car.

“Is that a kit car?” Henry asked.

Miles shook his head. “No. Look at the fit and finish, that’s an original piece.”

Neil resumed his monologue. “Then it’s the Spy Kids again, some kind of a small van. Then we’ve got a group in a Kontir. Hell of a choice. A pair of college students, or at least two people who are around that age. And another solo driver in… well it’s literally Death Proof.”

Henry was immediately on that information. “Death Proo–. You mean to tell me we have Kurt Russell joining us?”

The three others looked at him like he just did the stupidest thing in his life.

“I was being sarcastic. God, you people are insufferable.”

Neil looked back at the tablet. “Ironically, this guy’s name is also Kurt.” He scrolled up and down a bit and then turned the device off and slipped it into the backpack. “I think that’s about everybody to be honest.”

The captain’s voice came over the PA system. “Hey folks? We’re gonna be heading off here in a few so buckle up.”

The interior of the aircraft had drowned out the sound of the engines powering up. They hadn’t even noticed.

Seatbelts clicked into place as Neil tightened the strap on his. “Seven hours and twenty four minutes to go. Make sure you get comfortable.”

“Heh. This thing is nicer, cleaner and roomier than any passenger plane I’ve been on. You gotta let me borrow it some time.”

Miles scoffed as he put his earbuds in. “That’ll be the day.”

Neil ignored him. “I mean… Only if you don’t want to move to Milwaukee.”

“You’ve got drinks and some sandwiches in the fridge up ahead. No alcohol though.” Kate gestured to the forward galley as the plane got under way. “Sometimes we do have it, but Neil said drinking only makes the jetlag worse.”

Henry reclined his seat and closed his eyes. “I don’t drink on planes anyway.”

The landing and taxi lights of the Bombardier cast beams into the fading daylight of the airport as it taxied to the runway. Its Nav lights glowed solid red and green while the strobes pulsed with intermittence.

The aircraft paused for a matter of moments on a pad just off the taxiway as the De-icer trucks pulled up and attended to it, melting away any ice and snow that would interfere with the aerodynamics in a high pressure shower of scalding hot Type 1 and 2 de-icing fluids.

Radio static buzzed and hissed. Then the frequency clicked. “Milwaukee Ground, Global seven six two November Bravo, at Signature North, de-icing complete, ready to taxi, IFR to Faro with information Sierra.”

The ground controller responded. “Global seven six two November Bravo, Milwaukee Ground, runway Seven Right. Taxi via Alpha, Bravo, Bravo-Six. Braking action reported fair. Use caution for plows operating midfield.”

“Runway Seven Right via Alpha, Bravo, Bravo-Six. We’ve got the plows. Global seven six two November Bravo.”

The jet trundled along the taxiway to the entrance just as the plows cleared the runway. It paused, stopped perpendicular, short of the long tarmac strip that disappeared into the distance.

The pilot came back on the radio. “Milwaukee Tower, Global seven six two November Bravo, holding short Runway Seven Right, ready for departure.”

“Global seven six two November Bravo, Milwaukee Tower, roger. Winds zero seven zero at one nine, runway Seven Right, cleared for takeoff. Braking action reported fair by a preceding 737.”

The GE Passports, hummed and whined as they pushed the jet gently onto the runway. The pilot skillfully operated the tiller as the nose came to bear on the runway’s centerline. The moment the plane was aligned he reached down and grabbed the throttle levers.

“Cleared for takeoff Runway Seven Right, Global seven six two November Bravo.”

The captain gently pushed the throttles forward. Suddenly, the twin jets mounted just forward of the tail went from an already loud idle humming and whining, to a deafening, roaring and howling scream, while a huge cloud of snow and ice kicked up into the air behind it from the hurricane force winds.

The jet began to roll forward. The airspeed indicators on the digital screens ahead of them crossed 10kts, 15, 20, 40, 55, 80, 100kts.

Runway lines became a blur. The glow of the runway lights became an intermittent flicker with every meter. The jet bounced and shuddered, yet such an action was routine.

“V1.” Came the call from the captain. “Rotate.”

He pulled back on the control stick, and the nose of the jet rose into the air. The high-lift wings caught the air. The pressure over the top of the wing dropped dramatically and the pressure below forced its way upward. The nose gear hung in the air for another second longer before the main landing gear departed North American asphalt.

“Positive rate, gear up.”

Hydraulics whined as the main landing gear nestled safely into the aircraft’s belly, while the nose gear was inhaled into the compartment behind the nose. The plane continued for a little while until it was over Illinois, and then contacted Chicago ATC a little while later. Then it banked over the Great Lakes, east bound and down… twin turbines a’screamin’…


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Voyage of Vehicular Waste (RP Challenge) - #36 by TheYugo45GV

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SOMEWHERE INSIDE A TRUCKING GARAGE IN NORTHERN SWEDEN….

”Soyou think you can get a car to Portugal without trouble then?”

”Ha! Portugal! That is nothing! You know, once I drove to Mongolia 4 times in one week, and I had to stop every fifth mile to refill blinker fluid in the truck, and in the end I was so tired so I was asleep at the wheel, but you know, I already knew the road so well so I drove in my sleep, and then…”

”Uhm, yeah, that sounds great, but you have to be careful with the car, since I don’t think Lars…”

”Lars? Who cares about his work? You know, my nephew, he knows a guy that has 1000 hp in a Suzuki Samurai, he didn’t even open the engine, he just installed the air filter backwards, and then….”

A WHILE LATER, AT THE LA RACING TUNING SHOP….

”So, we must find a way to get the car to Portugal….”

”Nah, don’t worry, I have already fixed that?”

”You fixed it, how?”

”I asked Holger.”

”YOU…ASKED…WHOOOO???”

”Do you know how much money anyone else would charge us for this? Holger does it for just…”

”WITH AN ABOUT 50% CHANCE HE WILL DRIVE OFF A CLIFF WITH HIS FUCKING TRUCK WITH OUR CAR INSIDE, YES!”

TO BE CONTINUED

(Late edit: Truck courtesy of @That-S-cop , many thanks)

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Team Tankered

Farra Kaya and Blinoor al Adye are a couple from mainland Dalluha, now living on the island of Walhimmula, the northwesternmost of the Al Nemra islands.

Farra is a graceful, soft-spoken pixie in her late 20s, often heard emitting a distinct breathy laugh from a wide smile framed by purple dreadlocks. Short and slight of build, a professional musician, an average and generally docile driver (2/5), she’s levelheaded but ambitious, and resilient but doesn’t especially like to get her hands dirty. She recently discovered a talent and interest in sewing and embroidery, honing her skills on a project car shared with Blinoor. Naturally curious and with a strong sense of adventure, she relishes travel and journeys. While occasionally exasperated by the hiccups frequently punctuating this particular adventure, doing it in the first place was her idea.

Blinoor is a crude, surly Amazon in her mid 30s, often heard emitting malty belches in between swears that would make a sailor blush. Medium height and built like a brick shithouse, she works as a car mechanic, at one point having served as the Chief Fleet Manager for the Onyx Palace, in charge of maintaining the vast car collection belonging to the Sultan of Dalluha. That is, when she works at all. Scatterbrained and impulsive, she keeps her mind focused with copious amounts of alcohol, riding - with mixed success - a fine line between inattentiveness and incapability. When sober, she’s an above average driver and very aggressive by default (5/5). Tough-mannered, wearing big boots figuratively and literally, she takes no crap from anyone but defers entirely to Farra, whose encouragement towards gentler driving is effective (3-4/5).

After getting fired from the Onyx Palace for an appalling attendance record, she had a minor mental health crisis that culminated in a roadtrip across Archana and Hetvesia in the Low Ryder (@karhgath) a modified 1959 DCMW Sharriallat.

On the way, they stopped to visit Farra’s older brother Metin and his wife Jenny. During that visit, Metin brought them along on his favorite pastime - a street race, where they met Metin’s friend Marko.

Marko Zora looks like he should be a metal band’s frontman, and his tax return claims so, but it’s a front. Despite his heavily decorated appearance he’s far too shy to be on stage, is secretive in general and about his past specifically. In his mid-40s, he’s medium-height and thin, with bony, jagged features and a mop of almost certainly dyed black hair. Marko’s an extremely skilled and moderately aggressive (4/5) driver, with some modest competence as a mechanic. Like Blinoor, he too is prone to being an ethanol-based lifeform, disciplined enough to not drive drunk but not to avoid that state in the first place.

Only a handful of people are fully aware of his past involvement with the Dalluhan Mafia, primarily as a car thief. He and Blinoor immediately took a liking to one another over shared interests in cars, music and art, which over a few months and many emptied bottles became a strong platonic bond between two kindred spirits. Blinoor knows of his past, doesn’t exactly approve but doesn’t let it get in the way of trusting him. Farra knows just enough that she doesn’t want to know more, senses skeletons in the closet and would not be naturally inclined to trust Marko, but because of Blinoor has raised her functional attitude to Graciously Tolerate him.

She was ultimately won over by Marko’s help, when on the return trip, Farra and Blinoor awoke one day in a motel outside Krongrad to find their Low Ryder stolen. The police report they filed wasn’t worth the paper it was printed on, but from the hotel’s security camera footage, Marko was able to identify the thief as one of the local Youngbloods gang, though not which individual, and promised to do what he could to locate the car. Despite having distanced himself from his previous contacts, he still had enough clout in Archana’s seedy underbelly to pull some strings. Simply showing his previous appearance opened quite a few doors.

Though he was unable to get the Sharriallat back, he was at least able to extract a token of apology and compensation from the Krongrad Youngbloods - a 1938 DCMW Al Sheikh that had spent several decades deep in a garage, with pristine bodywork but a ruined interior and mechanicals. While it was probably stolen, the car came with a laundered title that passed the muster of Dalluhan import bureaucrats, and also came shipped in a container all the way to Walhimmula.

Now, about a year later, Farra has managed to restore the interior, and Blinoor managed… to narrowly avoid needing a liver transplant, but accomplished little else. Oh, she did get the Al Sheikh running. Sort of. On a good day. While an engine swap like their Low Ryder came with would’ve been by far the more sensible choice, Farra’s musical ear and Blinoor’s high-proof octane for blood couldn’t resist attempting to revive the iron symphony of the octuple-carbureted V16 under the Al Sheikh’s hood. Sure, rare was the day it ran on all sixteen, but when it did…

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December 10, 01:10 AM

I CANT BELIEVE IT! We are supposed to be in France by now. Your suitcases are not packed, Victor does not answer the phone…

I don´t know what to take with me.

Chantal, three quarters of your stuff look like a zebra anyway.

At least not like a hippo!

MEOW

Chantal, what is this? Why is the suitcase meowing?

OH NO! Katzo must have been on one of the t-shirt stacks… He is in the suitcase…

CHANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Chantal brought herself on an idea by accident: One suitcase more or less would not matter, and …. she did not want to give her cat into the hands of someone else… so she planned to take Al Katzone with her - and not telling Thomas about it, making a plan with her pet.

A bit later, Thomas frustration has even increased.

Victor wrote me an hour ago he calls in 5 minutes… it´s now 50.

Are you surprised?

No Chantal, he is worse than you! All right, I wanted to prove the damn Shift Happens that my car will indeed make it to Faro without issue, but looking at the calendar, only emergency teleport to Faro helps. BUT WHERE IS VICTOR? He said he leaves the hotel which is 10 minutes from here any second.

so… we go without him?

Nah, It has five buttons. One is the car with all what´s in it… then, us two…we are logged in as it seems, thanks for setting it up, Chanty.. this seems to be Victor, its lighted red, propably because he isnt there… your translator ring says its “LOCATE”… and the other red .. I don´t know. Just press it now. It´s green now.

Suddenly, it becomes dark. They feel dizzy and feel something like floating.

When they arrive, the clock says 3:30 PM - in Faro! But, not only Thomas and Chantal arrives, out of a wormhole-looking thing drops also Victors Imperator!

The businessman exits his vehicle dizzy, not really having orientation.

VICTOR! WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

FUCK! AND WHERE AM I?

The question is more, where have you been?

On the fucking toilet, having a….

CHRIST! Did you at least already …..

Yes, I was about to flush the final time. BUT I HAVE NO TROUSERS AND NO UNDERWEAR!

My clothes are definitely too long, but… eh, try these boxer shorts. And Chantal propably has something suiting your short legs.

THOMAS, ARE YOU KIDDING? I WONT WEAR THAT!

Believe me, the rest of Chantals clothes are EVEN WORSE! Look. Zebra, zebra, rainbow zebra, eh.. graffiti-something… hearts…. oh, skulls… eh, zebra again… Ah, I see, you already decided to not let me look further. My eyes say thank you, Victor, for no longer stressing them by putting on the fashion crime that Chantal gave you.

The trio then drives to the parking lot, with Victor sending Thomas to get him new clothes before the shops close, and Victor didn´t want to exit his Imperator with Chantals hello kitty pajama pants…

It seems the fifth button was for Victors Imperator, but: This car can not be used in the rally - it is too expensive and isn´t even registered for the competition. But, one problem at a time.

10.12., 19:00 local time - DRIVER BRIEFING

It took a while to navigate in Faro and also process what just happened. But, by the official briefing time, everything was set up, and Thomas greeted a surprisingly huge amount of people.

Ladies and gentlemen… and everyone else not adressed with that…

Chantal gave her father a death stare, since the correct speech would be “dear all” in her opinion.

Welcome to the VoVW! We will drive on public roads, so I assume that you all will at least remotely follow the laws. Stay respectful to the locals. The same is valid for all other participants. I want some nice basic harmony.

We start tomorrow at 10 AM - I expect a hangover for some….

Thomas gave a strict look at the Highway Hooligans…

Anyway. The first stage is challenging - a whole 900 kilometer. The roadbook leads you via Sevilla, Almeria and Murcia. Basically the coastline. The direct way might be a bit shorter, but definitely doesn´t have such a nice view on the water. Sadly, we can not visit Gibraltar, because at some point I had to focus on the landmarks that are at least somehow in range of a sane route. We will have a camp at the Lago El Senyoret, a hiking area near an old iron mine. I got a permit from the authorities thanks to my Spanish skills and…. Victors cash… The cars start with the slowest to the fastest - this means a bit of fairness, since it takes maybe up to 15 minutes until the last car started. Your time is measured with GPS sensors, these also help to find you if you are in trouble. We have a service car, that Imperator over there, there are tools, two spare batteries, a few lightbulbs and fuses and even more in the trunk.

CAN WE FINALLY EAT NOOOOOOW?

AAAARGH, CHANTAL! Anyway, we organized a few snacks, feel free to connect and get to know each other. I am here for questions, and I suggest we go to sleep at midnight, at latest, the first stage is really challenging, so I hope you all can swap drivers somehow.

RP opened. I plan to post the first stage results on friday in a week, so you have one week for the get together and start interacting. From the Rhinos, everyone including the cat is available.

Mentioned (not actively included) here: Shift Happens (not present here) and Highway Hooligans by @Madrias

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VOYAGE OF VEHICULAR WASTE 2025

PROJECT: Vecchi Staddi

Or: Maria Vecchi’s 14 edicts for a happy life.

THE CAR

1973 FAENZA SPIRITO

ALESSIO SHITBOX SPEC

The Faenza Spirito, a car that certainly existed. This particular model has had the pleasure of being modified for use in the 2023 Shitbox Rally, where it received more “upgrades” than any car of its kind should have. Though Alessio may still have the magic touch that makes big horsepower figures, the actual car itself has been severely compromised by its unending array of changes that only served to reduce any semblance of weight and practicality left. This is probably why, despite Alessio being a known hoarder in his old age, the old man could not find a reason to keep this particular creation of his in the garage, and so Maria and Esther were allowed to race it for this particular event for the low price of covering Alessio’s next hunting trip.

It’s a 200+ HP box on a frame that was designed to go a quarter of that speed. Sitting on a spike might be more comfortable than driving this car, and may the lord help anyone who tries to take a jump in this thing. Mari does not have the same awful memories of being tossed around in this thing for a whole rally that Ryouchi and Johnny do, but she will soon enough. As for Esther, driving is more of a hobby to her anyways, so don’t expect her to be itching to use all 200 of its buff horses anytime soon. They also have no fucking idea how to service this thing, so plenty of calls to Alessio and Giacomo are to be expected.

THE TEAM

Mari Vecchi

Age: 24

Nationality: Sicillian

Height: 5”0. Slim build. Sleeve tat(!). Doesn’t talk to people, mostly because she doesn’t like them. Esther gets a pass, though.

Bio: Another year, another alias to escape from her mafia obligations. These days, it seems harder to resist the call to join the family. Her parents can’t rule forever, you see, and though it may be a massive pain in the ass, the money that importing cheap foreign cheese into Italy brings the family has afforded her many great things in life, though doing it would just feel… wrong.

Well, while she mulls over whether or not she is willing to sully her moral fiber for money, she’s decided now is a good time as any to sully her pride for money instead, and as such the Voyage of Vehicular Waste has provided her with the perfect opportunity to do so. While she’s at it, if someone gets hurt, this is as good a chance as any to practice her medical skills, (she’s finally gotten to a point where blood doesn’t make her nauseous anymore) and being around cars long enough has given her some aptitude for driving them, or so she thinks as she whips the poor Spirito around the bends of the rally.

Esther Royval

Age: 25

Nationality: American

Description: 5”9, curvy build. Maria’s girlfriend and could not be any more different from her, but maybe that’s why they work.

Bio: A young lady Maria met after coming back from Crugandr a few years ago, the two somehow managed to hit it off after she stuck around Florida for a while. Though they’ve been dating for some time now, Esther still doesn’t believe half of the insane stuff Maria has told her about Crugandr and these wacky rallies. She will believe in due time. That aside, said stories have sparked a growing interest in the scene, and as such she’s become something of a new convert to the world of racing. Though her day job is rather mundane, working overnights at the local McDonald’s, she’s gotten the chance to pick up a few things through watching old race footage. She’s currently a fan of Markku Alen.

EDICT 1 - KILL GIACOMO SCARFIOTTI

Miami, Florida.

Ah, Miami. The cocaine capital of the world, global hub of reggaeton, and 2nd most fervent producer of lifestyle tiktoks per minute behind Beijing. A place for seeing and being seen, though all the noise and lights makes for a perfect hiding spot for those looking to conduct their business away from the crowd. And so, we find Maria Vecchi, who has spent the time since her return from the shitbox rally staked out in an apartment that could generously be called “a heaping pile of shit” (her words) out somewhere in the Overtown district, just outside of the reach of the bright lights of Downtown.

On the surface, Overtown made for a great place to hide: Nobody wanted to be there, everyone that did live there didn’t say much, and anyone who passed by would turn up their nose at the dilapidated buildings and discarded litter that lined many streets in the district. In practicality: Living here sucked, and Maria had endured just about enough of this menial existence. Everyday was the same: Go work her crappy job, come home late, make dinner, check the mail while hoping the family hadn’t found her yet, and go to sleep cuddled on the couch with her girlfriend.

Actually, that last part wasn’t so bad. If she could spend more time doing that it’d probably make the rest of the experience a bit more tolerable, but alas, finding the time to do that was becoming harder and harder. Even with the two of them working their butts off every week, their pay was still barely enough to cover bills and rent for the month, no matter how frugally the two of them lived. You’d think the projects would be affordable…

Well, it’s day whoknowsatthispoint of Maria’s new existence as an American citizen, and she returns home to Esther reading a letter. A sneaking feeling at the back of her mind tells her that she’s already got a good idea of what it says, as her girlfriend waves to her from across the room. Maria sighs, gesturing to the flyer Esther reads. “From the family?” She asks. That question warrants a shake of the head from Esther, who reaches beside her, seemingly fumbling around for something. “No. But this-” She tosses an envelope, thick and nearly overflowing in its contents. “Is from the family.” Maria catches the envelope, tearing it open as she reads the very long letter that she can immediately tell was written by her dad, no doubt asking for her to come to Sicily and take up the “family business”.

Maria would roll her eyes, looking over to her girlfriend who was currently looking over to her back, as if silently asking about the contents of the letter. The very-much-done-with-this expression Maria returns coupled with the annoyed shake of her head says everything. “Ah…” Esther would say, pondering aloud as she gently stroked her chin. “Say… What was it they did again?” That’d net a nervous laugh from Maria as she scratched the back of their head. “Well… It’s kind of stupid, to be honest… But it pays the bills. Evil stuff, though.”

Esther would tilt her head at that comment. “Too evil for us to do? We could always pack up and go if we needed…” She’d ask, garnering a scoff this time from the diminutive Sicilian, who raised her hands in an exaggerated motion. “Hah! Right, with our deep pockets. Why don’t we find a nice room somewhere in Ibiza, eh?” She jested, waving off the idea entirely as she made her way over to the couch and plopped herself unceremoniously next to Esther, who took the chance to start running her fingers through Maria’s hair. Maria continued on, “Yup. We haven’t got anything left to do. The gigs up.” At that pleasant thought, she reached for a smoke, something they always seemed to have money left over for. “What’s up with you?” She asks Esther, kicking her feet up as she looked over at the flyer.

“Well,” Esther perked up, “It’s funny you should say that we have nothing left to do, actually.” That got the Sicilian’s attention. “Eh?” is all she asks, looking over at her Girlfriend. Though her eyes were obscured as always, Maria could always tell when Esther had a glint in them. “You’ve done a few rallies before, right?” Esther prods, a smile slowly forming on her face. At that, Maria shoots up, immediately, “Nope! Not doing that bullshit again, I’ve had my fill of insano crap for one lifetime, Esther, really.” She blurts, before quickly rushing over to her room, a wisp of smoke following the Sicilian as she did. “Honey? What are you doing?” Esther called out.

Muffled, Maria’s reply came from across the wall. “Packing my stuff! We’ll have to be homeless for now, or…. Something! I dunno!” From the other side, Esther could make out the sounds of things being hastily thrown into severely undersized suitcases. She’d anticipated this, of course, and had the perfect bait already prepared. She cleared her throat a bit, knowing this was the finishing blow. “Honey!” She called. “The winner gets 50,000 euros!”

It was as soon as she finished speaking and turned to her right to see Maria standing at the doorway, bearing both of their suitcases, saying nothing other than a curt “I’m in.” It was everything Esther could do to stop herself from breaking out in a grin - though she knew Maria hated racing with a passion, the truth is, Esther had found herself much enticed by the stories she’d heard from Maria’s rallies telling of seemingly endless roads, dotted by cascading masses of curves and terrains that varied from dense jungle to city streets. Though she’d never convince Maria to take her rallying on her own, 50,000 euros had luckily done much of the heavy lifting for her. Also, they really, really needed the money.

Of course, that leaves one question. “That’s great! But, I do need to ask… Where are we going to get a car?” Esther asked, prompting a large drag from Maria, who blew out a rather sizable puff of smoke before replying, rather succinctly,

DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA

MCP HEADQUARTERS.

“Wow! You came! You really came!” Giacomo was practically jumping up and down at the sight of Maria whenever she and Esther finally made it to Daytona Beach. “I thought you hated me and hoped I would choke on my own money!“ Giacomo, for one, could not be any more elated to see someone who hated every fiber of his being, not unlike a golden retriever. Maria had to pinch her nose to stop the migraine. “Well, both of those things are still true, but…” She looked up to see Giacomo, and Esther, looking on with no small amount of excitement. “You see… We’re going to race, me and Esther, and…”

She had to work her way up to it. Giacomo continued nodding along in excitement.

“Well, we don’t have a car, so…”

This was getting harder and harder to get to. Maria feared if she could really say the next words that were going to come out of her mouth.

“We need your…. He-URRP” A gag. This wasn’t going to be easy.

Esther, for her part, gave Maria a thumbs up that was meant to be encouraging, but only served to further Maria’s embarrassment as she worked up the courage to say the thing. Giacomo had gone from metaphorically jumping up and down to actually hopping in place.

You can do this. You’re Maria Vecchi. She thought to herself. With a deep sigh, she forced the words out.

“Giacomoweneedyourhelpok?”

She looked back to the two of them to see Giacomo crying profusely into Esther’s arms. “GMRPFGH MPHAY!” He declared, whatever it was he actually said being muffled by Esther’s chest and the furious stream of tears Giacomo did not even try to fight off. Esther gave Maria a smile that seemed to ask “Is he always like this?” To which Maria replied by lighting another smoke.

After giving Giacomo enough time to calm down, the two made their way to his garage, where Giacomo offered, and both girls refused, numerous times, use of the Aerobeast. “Where it all began…” He said, beholding his “creation”, “It is like a poetry, no? A full circle of life moment!” Giacomo was saved a verbal lashing from Maria courtesy of Esther politely patting his shoulder and informing him that they don’t want to drive the van that smells weirdly of cat piss and skunk weed. “What ever happened to that alien cat, anyway? What was his name again?” Maria pondered aloud, a question Giacomo answered with more tears. “WE LET HIM GO!!!” He wailed. “BACK INTO THE WILD!!! WHERE HE…” A sniff. “BELONGS!!” This time, he leapt into Esthers arms, who now seemed to be understanding why most people that met Giacomo hated him. Not to say she counted herself in that crowd, though, even she had to admit his theatrics had a flair to them.

Though it did dawn on her. “An alien cat in the wild? I-” She starts, before realizing, “Eh, it’s Florida.” and shrugging, accidentally dropping Giacomo who promptly landed on his feet. “No, no,” he corrected through sniffles. “We… had to return him….” Esther nodded along. “I’m sorry to hear that you couldn’t take care of your strange alien creature, Giacomo. Happens to the best of us.” She said, patting the poor man on his back before the trio moved on to better options.

There, at the far corner of the garage, they saw it. The Spirito. Though Shitbox Rally 2023 had left it in a sorry state to say the least, the MCP mechanics had been hard at work making sure the Spirito could return to its glory days of being riddled with bullet holes. To say it was something of an oddity would be the understatement of the century. The internals were beyond stripped, and the engine had long been swapped out for some monstrosity that had no business being in a car of this size and capability. It was cute, and that was about all it had going for it as it sat unused, with no MCP mechanic daring to sit in the medieval torture device that was its interior seating.

Esther, for one, immediately gasped upon seeing the little car that couldn’t. “OmigodmarialookatititsliterallytheoneitsLITERALLYTHEONE!!!” Said she as she began admiring it from all angles, daring to run her fingers across the stickers and getting a firsthand look at the car that MCP forgot. Maria was a bit less sold, though she really had a hard time extending her distain for everything towards the little shitbox in front of her. It did have some appeal to it, perhaps.

As if hearing that his baby was the topic of discussion, one Alessio Scarfiotti, the grand old man himself, emerged from… Actually, nobody was sure, as they hadn’t even heard him enter, but had now joined the group in admiring his old project car. “One of my last jobs, this one.” He says in Italian, his voice dripping with competence and authority even in its diminished state owing to his age. Esther had no idea what the hell he said, but was at attention anyway. Giacomo, of course, was saluting his own dad.

Maria was not much for showing reverence, and only scratched the back of her head as she looked over the Spirito. “Really? This?” She scoffed. “You made the engines behind great sports cars, and this is the shield you go out on?” Alessio approached ever closer, bringing his attention to the bright yellow goblin. “No. I will probably make something foolish again.” He says rather bluntly. “But,” He continues. “that time has yet to come, so this car has quite some sentimental value to me.” Turning back to Maria and seeing her incredulous look, the old man smiled. “I will admit, it’s no Le Mans project. But it still means something to me.” That seemed to be the end of it, before Giacomo rose his hand to speak as if he were still in grade school.

Before waiting for a response, Giacomo and Alessio would engage in a hot button moment of whispering to each other. After a bit of continuing like that, the old man eventually turned to them, this time speaking in English. “Giacomo says you need the car, so, I’ll take his word for it. On one condition:” He pauses for dramatic effect, letting the face of Esther glow in the dim lighting of the garage, and Maria… stare on rather unimpressed. “Tell me how it goes. Keep a journal I can read later.” He says, not waiting for a response before handing the two the keys, he turned to leave. “Enjoy the ride.” being the last things he told the group before heading back to the void he had seemingly emerged from.

Esther could not be any more elated, giving Giacomo a massive bearhug that cracks at least one of his bones, while Maria got ready to drive the Spirito to an airport that would load it up onto an airplane. “Thanks, dick.” Is the last thing she says before peeling out of the garage, leaving Giacomo alone in the sea of failure he had crafted for himself with all of his many rejected and ill advised builds. He could not be any happier.

PORTUGAL.

The drive, and Maria by extension, were miserable.

Sitting in the Faenza’s interior ahead of the stage was truly the most awful endurance test she had ever taken, and she had learned English in school as a third language. Though Esther tried to hide it, it was clear from the 12 times she’d adjusted her seat since this sentence started that it was not going to be a poker face Maria was going to get used to seeing. Aside from that, the car loved its daily dose of fuel, with the duo needing to make some major stops along the way to the rally start at Portugal. It was always a good chance for car count, until it was there, that right outside of camp, their little car that could… breaks down (allegedly providing an alibi for why they are a little late.) and it was at that moment that a realization dawned upon Marie.

It was thanks to Giacomo who had gotten them this car.

Giacomo that had gotten her into this racing world into the first place.

And so, what better way to use the free time this breakdown just gave her to start entry 1 of her personal rally journal with the first of many revelations that the rallying world has given her.

“Edict Number One,” she wrote. “Kill Giacomo Scarfiotti.”

fin

Postword

Vecchi Staddi is now free for RPing and stuff. Gimme ideas if you want to have a chance to interact with the giacomo real! Otherwise you’ll have to get to know Maria and Esther. Im falling asleep as i write this so expect a rewrite soon.

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LMAO @ Victor with hello kitty pants

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