W.H.A.L.E of an Order (Reviews)

Geez, that body is popular lately. Guess it’s probably because it’s one of the biggest without going really old school.

Introducing the LMT S97!

Featuring 388bhp and 522nm of torque from a smooth 3.7L I6 T, the LMT S97 is very technologically advanced thanks to extended research spent on the chassis and suspension, and the all new ‘iJourney’ SatNav system. Its just a shame that all of this technology is hidden, thanks to its modern, elegant, understated design.

P.S. Ignore the bicycle wheels, the game decided the car should have them and now I cant change them back :stuck_out_tongue:





Quick post for you Reeve, you should edit out your stats until after the time to submit is closed otherwise people will know how to “beat” your submission and you will never see the top :wink:

EDIT: Much better :slight_smile:

creeping up. 12/20

Here is my entry…

Presenting the 1997 Bogliq Ambassador!!! :sunglasses:



I actually put an automatic in this one so I might make it above 2nd last! :laughing:

I’m entering this to the challenge.

5 spots left!

3 spots left.

This is getting exciting!

I’ve just realized I used Luxury interior instead of Handmade interior… :facepalm:

I decided to give it a go…

Battlecruiser Battalion, Tourer Model.

Yes, the car’s name goes first, then the brand.

1 spot left.

I guess my submission did not fall into the category for the sedan shape? The car is a sedan and is 3 metres long, or around 118 inches.

Sorry Kamp, I accidently glazed over yours. I am checking it now. (I checked my messages on my phone today, and that marked it as read, so I forgot about it once I got home)

Please see PM Kamp.

Full up 20/20

24 hour Timer for Strop to revise his submission.

Yes, yes, I’ve submitted!

I don’t normally do luxury cars, my preferred brand of obnoxiousness is a bit more, say, raw and visceral :stuck_out_tongue: But the main thing that drew me here was the fact that a) bigger engines = more prestige b) more cylinders = more prestige c) greater top speed = more prestige.

So naturally I put the biggest, gruntiest, most powerful engine I could into the car, without ruining its smoothness or reliability. Behold: The Sei* Emeritus, made by no specific company because no company I think imagine would bother making luxury cars!

Sporting a 6497cc oversquare naturally aspirated v8 which makes 563hp (Riso would be proud)… which pushes this barge to a top speed of past 300km/h (though you’ll need about 5km of runway to achieve that)… and because I struggled to make the weight, I decided to make the car AWD, so it also does 0-62mph in under 4 seconds. On 235mm wide medium compound tyres. With an automatic transmission, making it the fastest damn auto this side of the millenium. It also hustles around the Airfield in 1:27.76, which puts it in the company of some serious sports coupes.

Yet for all its grunt and alarming hustle, the Emeritus holds a stately presence, its true performance belied only by the extreme exhausts and the hood feature (because the engine barely fits). With an all aluminium chassis, the finest of handcrafted interiors and sound systems, and stable, pliant hydropneumatic suspension system, you will be transported in a world of refinement, whether ferrying the corporate dream nuclear family of husband wife and two kids to the opera, or evading Papparazzi, police, assassins…

… or you could simply rock up to the parking lot knowing not only do you have a proper luxury car, you have the most powerful, fastest luxury car of the lot and suddenly your dick feels incredibly massive. Sei Emeritus, the whale of a compensation.

  • because I forgot Leo had already taken Beluga. Damnit, Leo!

http://preview.images.memegenerator.net/Instance/Preview?imageID=10727816&generatorTypeID=&panels=&text0=Luxury%20cars%3F&text1=I'm%202%20fast%204%20them&text2=&text3= http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/899743.jpg I had to :stuck_out_tongue:

Erika: I told you, Kampf. Re-read it, then read it again on the damn rules. Now you missed the last entry. How do you feel now?

Kampf: What are you saying? Even if I missed it, it’s a free company car for Battalion!

Erika: Heavy sigh God damn it.

Some stats from the submissions.

Median Numbers

Car Stats:
Prestige: 57
Comfort: 68
Drivability: 64
Safety: 67
Reliability: 63
Sportiness: 25
Off-Road: 29
Fuel Economy: 19 MPG (US)
Maintenance: 2822 Money Units
Environmental Resistance: 85
Weight: 1982kg

Engine Stats:

of Cylinders: 8

Valvetrain: DOHC

of Valves: 4

Displacement: 5478cc
Smoothness: 64
Response: 36
Engine Reliability: 67

More to come.

Woo, better than median everything! (Except safety, heh… And fuel economy and service costs). Also can’t remember what my drivability was…