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His Highness Demands Round #4 (1968-1974)


A car drives up the driveway

A almost bearlike woman in green military uniform is getting out the driver side.
“Ah Privit. You are recepient of Goverment Vehicle? I was send by Russian Goverment to guide through this fine peak of russian engineering…”

" Popas Tachanka is always used for our great chairmen and other high ranking people. We always think that good goverment vehicle should not only be good at defending people inside, but also be able to take some shoots at anyone trying to interfere with our great communist leadership! Car comes with thicked panels and wheels to withstand puny american ammo. "

“I see you noticed iron sight on hood. Nie Nie is not wrongly set hood statue. With push of botton…”
The woman opens the driver door and reaches in.

“Within second fully working 7.52mm guns are flipping over. Now you really can show who is the great power here! You just have to put ammo boxes into the side doors there. Also we have other button!”

“Press this for smoke screen!”

“Also car comes in special Semyonovia Two color paintjob. So take this car and make the motherland proud”


Torg Pegasus 500

This is a car capitalist pigs buy whey they want to feel like a king…

The Torg Pegasus 500 sits elegantly in front of a city. That bustling, prosperous city should be Persktokt, of course under your Leadership, honorable Gevketovt II.

But You are a King! You Truly Deserve This!

Built to be luxury on wheels, with hand-stitched, top quality Corinthian Leather upholstery and a top of the line 8 Track player, the Pegasus 500 reigns supreme in comfort over the competition.

It also has the power to move in times of emergency to keep His Highness safe, with a 500ci V8 engine.

This Luxury on wheels all for only 2800 Dakotz!

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Two days left then I’m going to clutch a 1v5 with our lord and promptly get teamkilled!

You magnificent bastards better put on a beautimous round 5, I tell ya.

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If you don’t see your name here it means pretty please give me a fancy limo in the next 2 days!


yay for rehashing cars

Sisten C4300

This laptop can hardly run this game so that’s the only picture you’re getting. It’s not like anyone would care actually so that’s good.


I can relate bro. Taking screenshots with all details high and 150% res at 5fps, and hoping I don’t overshoot the camera movement


Turból Loncil Statesman

The pinnacle of luxury. Popular among heads of state of any political leaning.

An 8.2 liter (503 cubic inch) V12 and 3 speed automatic propel the Loncil smoothly and quietly.

Hydropneumatic, four wheel independent suspension and a hand crafted interior ensure an opulent ride.

It’s immense, imposing appearance express power and importance.


I present the Courageux Tekntoz Presidentiel

powered by a 5.5 litre V8 providing 286bhp which is ample power for a quick getaway with the smoothness demanded by the modern dictator.

A cutting edge aerodynamic body for low wind noise and effortless high speed driving

A 3 speed automatic transmission transmits power to the front wheels providing more room in the cabin than older rear wheel drive designs. Suspension is fully independent with hydropneumatic damping and control

Vehicle is provided with flag posts


This does look bizarre and french indeed.


at least its not as birraze as 80% of my cars


Birraze is my new favourite typo


sooooo closed? i completely forgot about this


I’ve actually been pretty busy and probably will be busy for a few more days, so I’m going to extend the deadline to give myself a bit more time. I’d rather delay the reviews by 2 days than rush them out and produce something subpar. There’s nothing I can do about not being able to put enough time into Automation, and I had no way to expect what happened, so going with that:

New deadline is July 9

Reviews should be up by the 10th.

Resubmissions allowed if you’d like to take advantage.


안니카탸 민주 사회주의 공화국 대사관

Embassy of the Embassy of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Anikatia

On behalf of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Anikatia (DSRA), I have the honour to inform you that our government wishes to express our deepest admiration and respect for Glorious Communist Nation of Semyonovia and your people’s struggle against the oppression of Capitalism.

We stand in solidarity with your government. As such in the spirit of friendship, co-operation and mutual assistance. Our government is offering to enact new measures within the framework of the new comprehensive program for scientific and technical progress under the guidance the Council of Mutual Economic Assistance (COMECON) which is our right as an observer member of the aforementioned organisation.

Our government feels this offer shall provide first steps towards a broad and wide-ranging effort of mutual and interconnected trade and exchange between our two sovereign nation-states.

The initial offer would entail the exportation of our domestically produced vehicle currently under the guidance of state-controlled Dokko, Hyoun, Bahk Corporation (DHB). The vehicle in question is the DJ772G which is a rear engined rear wheel drive full-size sedan powered by a domestically produced 6-litre 8-cylinder engine.

This vehicle is used but the top party elite of the the Democratic Socialist Republic of Anikatia (DSRA) and highlights the pinnacle of socialist achievement in automotive design and excellence equal to that of the west. A vehicle truly fit for the leadership of a nation such as yours. It is quick and comfortable while also offering an ease of maintenance not found on decadent western competitors.

This agreement would see the production and transfer of the required number of vehicles with the option for wholesale exchange of plans for engine, chassis, and design of this export edition towards the government of Semyonovia. Providing the success of this venture my government would extend this offer towards a more all-encompassing exchange of trade and technical programs.

To begin the formal agreements on this issues my government would like to extend the offer to begin superficiality diplomatic negotiation towards this opportunity in a framework of the future development of the mutually beneficial cooperation between the Democratic Socialist Republic of Anikatia (DSRA) and the Glorious Communist Nation of Semyonovia .

These initial talks would entail only the bare essential staff with a contingent from the Ministry of Automobile and Agricultural Machinery, Ministry of Foreign Economic Relations, Ministry of State Security, Ministry of Labor, Ministry of Trade, and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Along with relevant attaches, ambassadors, State Planning Commission, and Central Bureau of Statistics.

I do hope that our meetings, agreements and exchanges serve to further strengthen the friendly relations and spirit of solidarity between our two great nations.

Sincerely Yours,

Sang Jeong-wook
Attache for the Democratic Socialist Republic of Anikatia

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Submissions are now closed!

The King has an appointment!


We have many interesting cars here. From classic baroque over modest modernism up to bizarre and avantgardistic cars. All of them are definitely head-turners. I am very curious how this will turn out.


birraze car(s) indeed


Did I miss something or did @CC9020 leave the mortal realm? ;-;


You’re not wrong; my entry sold on the auction before this finished lol


Is this HHDR3 all over again? TwT