Team Mravolinski-Chitco
Part 0.0: It begins with some parts…
-We are in this journey for few months now, visited fair few countries of Europe in this car.
But still…i feel kinda betrayed by fact we werent able to participate in that Shitbox Rally thing last year.
I really wonder what they were up to.
-I know, getting ill sucks…but there will be another time.
-Which we will promptly miss, as we have no way of knowing when it will happen and where it will happen.
-True. On other hand, life finds way…
-Shame that cant be said about your luck with some female cat…and you aint getting younger
-Maybe isnt meant to be…
-We did it, this was quite the effort
-No it was not, selling such shitty cars shouldnt be easy but downright impossible.
And yet, here we are, witnessing that shittyness in every way you can imagine
-What do we want to do with truck?
-What truck…oh, wait, i remember we stored a truck in which we started this farse fair few decades ago.
-Yup, that very truck. Good thing we were careful to relieve that room of all moisture we could muster, otherwise we would be looking at rust bucket.
Rather big one, but nonetheless rust bucket.
-I remember tackling Aetherii in it as part of team in Shitbox Rally 2022.
11/10 would do it again.
-I have feeling not all would agree.
-Fair enough, wrong opinion is still valid opinion
While we are at it, what we shall do now?
-Lets recover the truck and go…doesnt matter where, i just want to leave this shitty management job and manufacture of automotive incompetence behind.
Maybe we should get in touch with rest of group, see if they have some good idea.
-Same, lets do it.
EYYYYYYYY SEXY LADY
OP OP OP OP OP
OPA GANGNAM STYLE
-Argh, again some stupid call…
Mr. Hammeltau from Kolondra Stockholm Service Center, how can i help you?
-By coming here and having proper lunch with your old granma and granpa…
-How you obtained this number?
-Your granpa used to manage Letaran operations. You really think he havent gathered some contacts along the way?
-Or threatened someone with a gun. Somehow i think thats more his style.
Either way, im stuck here regardless, as we are quite busy…
-Ah understandable, have a great day.
-SOOOOOOOOON
-DAAAAAAAAD
-SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU
IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE
-I dont understand why is he so cranky.
-Same. So you called me across the building for…what exactly?
-I had an idea of giving you paid vacation as im technically your boss here.
I see how it hit you that retirement in 24h Clunkers and…i have an idea.
How about you contact those weirdoes with whom you did said event and ask if they plan to join Shitbox Rally 2023
-You sure that old grumpy aint going to complain?
-Seeing that half of time he sleeps on job bcos he is tired and half the time bcos he is on rather strong medicine, he isnt against it.
-WHOEVER PUT POOP IN MY PANTS SHALL BE FIRED
-I rest my case.
-He should go into retirement by now.
But thanks, i will certainly look into participation in this event.
-As im informed, your maternal grandparens made lunch so we will head there after work.
-Fine
-Such a weak-ass fighter. Quite respectable one to be honest, but to decide to melt oneself in molten steel?
Thats recipe for bad batch of steel and undeserving end to battle machine
-And yet you are rewatching that movie for 10th time.
-Bcos it has capable fighters in it and like us, they are robots.
-Well…you are cyborg, not fully a robot.
-My human part is hardly of importance here. Im literally duplicate of VerBanka without said nanomachines, but thats for weaklings and is therefore lame.
-Either way, we are thin on bad guys recently
-True. Would be nice to change scenery a bit…even if without lot of fighting.
-Now you are really getting desperate…