TEAM HILLBILLY ROLLERS
PART 0.15 - PROLOGUE(INTERLUDE)
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11th of March 2023
Janne: (calling arne)
Arne: “Arne’s 4x4 and offroader service”
Janne: “Hey! It’s Janne Mäkitalo. Are you up for something fun?”
Arne: “Well…that depends on if we have the same opinion about what’s fun in this case.”
Janne: “How about a shitbox rally in a place that I can guarantee that you have never been before? Sure, it is not that offroading heavy but still…primitive roads in a primitive society.”
Arne: “And you’re sure that I have never been there? How can you be…”
Janne: “Ehm… Uhm… It is a VERY long story…and…”
Arne: “Uhm…ah, what the heck, it can’t be worse than the Philippines in 1979 anyway!”
Janne: “The Philippines in 1979?”
Arne: “Now THAT is a VERY long story if anything, you know.”
Janne: “So you are interested?”
Arne: “Yeah! Of course. Yeah, why wouldn’t I?”
Janne: “Ehm…then there is another problem. We need some vehicle.”
Arne: “Let me guess…since I know you, you’re planning to put together a barely driveable IP Rugger out of all the shit ones I have.”
Janne: “OK, you win. First prize is a green sandwich that smells horrible.”
Arne: “Now that’s something…”
Janne: “And another thing. Could we use the Sanju as a service vehicle and camper? I mean, they are unkillable after all…”
Arne: “I don’t know…they are kind of rare and I have been looking for one for such a long time now…”
Janne: “Oh, relax. We were there last year. It wasn’t harsh on the vehicles at all. Just like a normal sunday drive.”
Arne: “OK, I believ….NO, YOU STUPID MUTT, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT OLD TRACTOR TYRES! HEY! LET THAT ONE LOOSE AND DO IT NOW!”
Janne: “Time to feed the rottweiler I guess?”
Arne: “Watchdog have had too lazy life lately. Not enough scrapmetal thiever being around here the last weeks. I guess he has gotten no tasty bites of their asses then either.”
Janne: “But well, I’ll be at your place with my plans then in some days."